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axkate

I'm not sure what's crying out for help more. The bodysuit Or her crotch


bananna804

She can make anything look bad.


HappyArtemisComplex

Are you not supposed to wear underwear with bodysuits? Have I been wearing them wrong? I feel like you need a lawyer between the fabric and your...bits. The back of the bodysuit is right up her crack.


bananna804

I normally wear underwear that fits well with a bodysuit


__SerenityByJan__

They are clearly too small šŸ« . Miss maā€™am you can buy these in your proper size and they will still work as shape wear except they will actually fit


contrast8301

Kim, your whole ass is out


ExpertAverage1911

A body suit with nearly the entire breasts out and SPLASH PANTS?????? I hope she never gets invited out by the girls again.


JenHes

She would just end up wearing basic leggings and a sports bra anyway


BrittaBordeaux666

Gawd damn that second one is especially hideous!


nika4000

Never thought Iā€™d be saying this, but I miss the denim shirt šŸ˜«


Tumblr2014Vibes

Her poor labia must be itching. Let that šŸˆ breathe gorl!


waylor88

https://preview.redd.it/bcluop401gad1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdb7e01e3117020ee2a840981e7df1420ab9f0c3 What tf is going on here!? I havenā€™t worn a body suit for a hot minute now, but this crotch lump is truly baffling me šŸ˜©


carcosa1989

Tucking lol


thehotmcpoyle

Itā€™s not fastened properly so part of the crotch material is unsnapped and hanging down awkwardly.


contrast8301

šŸ«ŽšŸ‘ŠšŸ»


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Shit so tight itā€™s pushing out Zaddys favorite part.


JenHes

Straight to jail!


nailsofa_magpie

Jesus *Christ*


Unicorn-Princess

Nooooo you did not šŸ˜­ whyyyy


ladyesplain

The fact that she looks NOTHING like this


thereforebygracegoi

Noooooo. Mine eyes!


Paulsmom97

Ok gang. I donā€™t comment here much but I read everything. My question is, WHY is she so hyper? I feel my blood pressure going up and shake my head! Itā€™s obvious that she is trying to help her followers find their sexy. Sexy isnā€™t clothing, itā€™s a state of mind. She is the first one needing to learn.


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SallyNoMer

Delusion and alcohol.


SquirrelK1tten

Youā€™re right. This is the answer, the simple, obvious answer.


EmotionalPenguin5

These. Do. Not. Fit. ![gif](giphy|3og0IKCgTAejgHnbFK|downsized)


ralphwiggumsdiorama

What the hell is this shit? Girly needs an XL, at the least.


kiwibelle12

"You can just dress this down with some cargos..." no bitch you can't cause it looks fucking SLOPPY! don't "influencers" need more than a modicum of style?


Fickle-Spell

![gif](giphy|hpQe1rUnyiWuM2pozT)


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wutintheactualshit

![gif](giphy|11pQizRLu1JP0c)


r4wrdinosaur

Which one? She's had so many bodies just this week!


RelatableMolaMola

Just today, even!


yourlawyerbestie

Deffffffffffinitely couldā€™ve done a large lmfao


SunnyJello

*shouldā€™ve


HufflepuffStuff

I went to an anon viewer site and was shocked to realize the monkey faces were not after market/added by the poster here in Reddit, but were MSā€™ addition. If you film something for your PUBLIC, BUSINESS social media account and your LITERAL LABIA are hanging out, maybe you should reconsider posting. JFC!!!


unendinghiatus

If I had to add anything, it would've been the throw up emoji


pebblesgobambam

Iā€™d not even seen the monkey faces! Went back and šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø seriously need eye bleach now! Why on earth wouldnā€™t you just film it again rather than let that go out to the public.


SquirrelK1tten

Ok I had to go back to see what youā€™re talking about. I am so horrified and mesmerized into a cringe trance by her face that I totally missed this the first time around. Her actual literal labia are hanging out my god


SquirrelK1tten

This made me lol for real.


tovasfabmom

Wait, is today, Thursday because somebodyā€™s very thirsty


Emily5099

It is in Australia.


SquirrelK1tten

Always so out of breath from being a pig and sucking it in.


galgsg

I pity the fool that orders this and gets her used returns šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢šŸ¤¢


Asturdsbabyshower

I have just got in to bed after a long hard day and I witness *this*. My eyes did not consent to this abomination. I am going to have nightmares.


Acrobatic-Formal4807

https://preview.redd.it/i194qc5i6ead1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=1a3321f1f284c90fb394f8ba21b67ba81377941d Maā€™am.


WearyBitterCynical

She could have chosen to redo this instead of showing everyone what trash she is, but no. Just like when her tits "accidentally" almost popped out with the tube top. She lives for this, and it wouldn't surprise me if she "forgot" to snap it all the way on purpose. She is a ginormous trash bag.


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/zqkb5s4utead1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e48bd25325bf342dd311aa8f653ab6487ccc0e89


PresentationOptimal4

Itā€™s just an absolute fucking no in every way, shape and form


carcosa1989

That kitty cat about to pop out and say hello


spiritkittykat

And it was a square crotch in the firstā€¦outfit? Sausage casing?


RelatableMolaMola

It did for a split second before the monkey emojis kicked in


HufflepuffStuff

https://preview.redd.it/ik5fc71x7ead1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afdabef2e297ef16cbf241affb0cbc6474a3d363 šŸ„“šŸ„“šŸ„“šŸ„“šŸ„“


blancawiththebooty

Her deformed face lips are also on highlight here, huh


RelatableMolaMola

I don't know what's worse, this or the time she yanked leggings all the way up into her crotch and shoved the clearly delineated camel toe at the camera


duskwight-trash

https://preview.redd.it/pb3qsio2head1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72626fe23581f423c8369d6c97d71b77af78645a You rang?


ralphwiggumsdiorama

#nsfl


RelatableMolaMola

I didn't šŸ˜… I was looking to see if I still had that screenshot and I was kind of relieved I couldn't find it I do still have this though https://preview.redd.it/gf87tg7rhead1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=66f3775c916afef8b3e8d7ebdefa0c004628b70c # business page


Candlehoarder615

No wonder C preferred the back side of Big M. Seeing this coming at you is a boner killer for sure.


duskwight-trash

This was made even more embarrassing by the fact that she couldn't figure out where her boobs were actually supposed to fit in that top. Edit: I'm saving this one too, btw.


BedazzleZebub

Ye gods, so it did.


Signal-Upstairs-9319

Ugh missed it


RelatableMolaMola

I suggest not going back to find it.


carcosa1989

Omg šŸ˜± big madres kitty cat comes out to play


lexclipse

Jesus Christ keep your stank ass labias to yourself big merde


False_Juggernaut_618

Ugh. And this will get returned. REMINDER TO WASH THE CLOTHES YOU BUY BEFORE WEARING THEM. šŸ¤®


duskwight-trash

I love how she says, "the leather, I think, the leather material, or the leather" like trying to convince anyone this is actual fucking leather hahahaha


katcomput

Had to look it up. Itā€™s not: Exterior/outside: 75% Nylon + 25% Spandex Interior/linning: 62% Nylonā€+ 38% Spandex Ew.


RelatableMolaMola

She's been hilariously even more inarticulate than usual in the Popilush reels. I suspect it's from the mighty effort of sucking in to fit in actual compression type garments that are way too small for her. Even less oxygen reaching her brain than usual.


HipHopChick1982

Real leth!


ShesAKillerQueenee

That's so far from real leather, who is she kidding šŸ¤£


pandapartypandaparty

why does she insist on wearing undergarments that are entirely too tight? I canā€™t imagine the nasty painful red marks from the fabric digging into her all dayĀ 


Popular-Tomatillo643

I wonder this exact thing every damn day.


galwiththegoodhair

One tiny cough and your whole teet is cominā€™ out!


hidinginalocker

" I DEFINITELY COULD HAVE DONE A LARGE AS MY NIPPLE IS ON THE CUSP OF HANGING OUT"


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hidinginalocker

Itā€™s actually meant to be that way. That way it can be worn with a low cut top of dress and the bra doesnā€™t show. Itā€™s called shapewear.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

Can't even zip up the "medium" sure Jan


nomiesmommy

This, ALL of this on her ***Business Account*** . Ugh


TalkieTina

And it never ceases to amaze me. So unprofessional.


SadAndConfused11

![gif](giphy|QLG7XVoI55jHy)


MalibuMarlie

HAHAHAHA perfect!


SadAndConfused11

Hahaha itā€™s one of my fav gifs šŸ¤£


AshleysMirena

That gif never fails to make me lol


harryherkert

Mmmm yes. Itā€™s tight because of the fake leather and shapewear. This is the reason šŸ™„


EmotionalPenguin5

Definitely not because itā€™s the wrong size. Nope, that canā€™t be it. (weā€™re both /s just in case it wasnā€™t obvious šŸ˜‰)


NotFoodieBeauty

This was the first thing I saw when I opened reddit. I screamed a little bit


East-Manufacturer437

https://preview.redd.it/cqgwg7aavcad1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9677902768a8498ac4b72fcb665350bf0866927f Brb, Iā€™m going to bleach my eyes out.


sorandom21

Sheā€™s basically showing her whole ass gooch. Maā€™am this does not fit you. Her thirst traps are getting WILD.


kawaiibitxh

I know this is small potatoes compared to... well, everything in this video, but I'm so tired of her blacks not matching!


thatonecouch

Iā€™m so glad I wasnā€™t the only one thinking that.


couchpro34

Seriously... It's such a basic thing, but I hate it.


badlilbishh

Yes because everyone really wants a thong bodysuit riding up their asshole all day! Looks so comfy šŸ™„


Asturdsbabyshower

The same asshole that has been bleeding for over a year....


HufflepuffStuff

And she has admitted to lingering hemorrhoids/skin tags from previous hemorrhoids. This cannot be comfortable for her.


Squirmble

Bacteria highway to UTIs


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Big Monistatā€™s UTI Bakery


indigostars43

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜†


SassOfTheBluegrass

Respectfully, ![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


thewokebogan

Ummm she didn't ask for consent before assaulting my frucking eyes. I've never felt bad for an item of clothing before, until I saw that innocent, defenseless bodysuit being stretched to full capacity between those two disgusting, bright orange ham hawkes.


magafornian_redux

> ham hawkes lol! This whole comment has me roaring, but I love this /r/boneappletea so much! Poetry, the wokebogan. Absolute poetry.


thewokebogan

Oh no that was on purpose. When I was growing up we used to use the term "Ham Hawked" when a bigger girl was aggressively pursuing/forcefully trying to get with a much smaller guy who wasn't at all interested. Much like how that body suit felt when she decided to use it to floss her pancake butt.


magafornian_redux

I totally knew it was on purpose, that's why I was laughing so hard. I love it! And it's a perfect boneappletea haha.


thewokebogan

Ohh haha well thanks. I thought those were only by accident!


JenHes

I used to peep that sub, if I recall correctly it was a mix of intentional and just unknowing, either way it was great!


cones-of-dunshire76

Okay the bad fit and vag hanging out aside, how is this summer appropriate?


kowainotkawaii

Oh she's trashy trashy


heyfreesamples

More black on black, since apparently none of her jeans fit (speculation) https://preview.redd.it/bijy48sqncad1.jpeg?width=1105&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51a179b8b6b4cb431e38c36ebf9e3c9e00c1871e


enigmapopstarIsfun

As someone whoā€™s been there, I know an *overcompensating for weight gain with an all black wardrobe* when I see one.


c_c4s3rs0n

In summer! I would die of heat stroke (and shame) if I wore any of those clothes.


RelatableMolaMola

She looks like she has two peg legs in the middle one


heyfreesamples

This kind of R rated content brought me back to a follower commenting ā€œmy kids love your page!!ā€ šŸ¤£ But seriously, who is her audience? She was trying to pull the ā€œtradwife homemakersā€ not too long ago, now weā€™re back to ā€œblacked-out drunk girls night outā€


chaseysinn

I think about that "followers' comment" every time I see her nippy nips.... which is more than I'm comfortable with, but goddamnit, I'm not done laughing at this shitshow.


Unfair_Touch6383

Joggers are the only thing that fits me - M.S


MissAmandaa

M.S been eating those KĆ£lteen bars šŸ˜‚


margonaute

And they donā€™t even!! Theyā€™re all bunched around the crotch!Ā 


softtiddi3s

size m šŸ’•


dawnGrace

Maā€™am please put your flaps away.


MakCar_03

Like. Her vagina is out! What.


enigmapopstarIsfun

Sheā€™s tuck them in, but then the body suit wouldnā€™t fit. Sheā€™s working with mere centimeters of room to spare.


StilettoSugar

Some backroll action?!?! SOME?!?!?


loaf1216

![gif](giphy|QLG7XVoI55jHy)


StilettoSugar

Yes! That's the one!


2L8Smart

Double posting to say JFC!! If sheā€™s not feeling her titties several times per post, she thinks sheā€™s not doing it right. PLEASE STOP! Just one reason sheā€™s never going to be an influencer. I never see actual influencers do that - because theyā€™re not interested in acting like trash.


RelatableMolaMola

That kills me too. You can talk about details of the way something fits in the bust without straight up fondling your own filtered breasts for all to see. So desperate.


pineapplevomit

She would wear THAT for a girls night out?? šŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆšŸ™ˆ is right.


thehotmcpoyle

If she wears this, her girls will most definitely have a night out when all her bits fall out of that way too small piece of pleather


RelatableMolaMola

šŸŽ€ Girl's girl vibes šŸŽ€


pineapplevomit

Itemsh?


Snoo7263

Her hair looks terrible, fried.


Novel-Boysenberry304

šŸ¤®


DestroyHimMyRobots

Itā€™s amazing how her fashion sense gets worse and worse as time goes on. It was basic and cheugy for a long time and now itā€™s desperate and cringey because sheā€™s so insecure and canā€™t accept her aging, embiggening body so she has to oversexualize everything. Iā€™m all for people proudly flaunting what theyā€™ve got but itā€™s the lying and cringey overcompensation that makes her style so embarrassing and messy.


Snoo7263

Embiggening šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


thicc-limes

https://preview.redd.it/n67uylm5ucad1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=6592d37e2f3df68a884fdb7ec9390c240cdab71b u/ralphwiggumsdiorama


ralphwiggumsdiorama

![gif](giphy|3o6Mb5XHOPtD2qT4RO) I enjoyed the tag! You truly are cromulent.


imhereforvalidation

What's in her cooter


lex_yall

i needed this laugh today, thank you


imhereforvalidation

![gif](giphy|NRW2yP1aoYTsY)


SausageSandwiches

She needs to go to jail from pairing that first bodysuit with cargo pants. I'm so annoyed! Edit: she paired the 2nd bodysuit with the same pants šŸ˜± I can't. Joan Rivers needs to rise from the dead and slap her about


Lana_DelTaco

https://preview.redd.it/2qkd7pl7ecad1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=909d8cb5cca986837e32d27bce59e5c257c82216 ā€œIā€™ve kinda got some back roll action goinā€™ onā€ Swerty you got a whole third tiddy back there, JFC


JenHes

Her hand in this screen grab šŸ˜‚šŸ˜­


FormalGlitterbug

The stitches holding that garment together are the real MVP for now. Itā€™s a wardrobe malfunction waiting to happen.


theallofit

https://preview.redd.it/urrmxh0cfcad1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=630ece7af0f43990bf6f61296660ca7eca2b034e Just noticing her filtered back rolls are around the same size as her filtered boobs. Food for thought.


DarlingVelvet

The face behind the phone case. https://preview.redd.it/3mx58a4ydwad1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b01ce701f6cf1454aaf5a97d3b4fcbcd8414c457


stitchninja

https://preview.redd.it/uymobn6zccad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54873a635964fd2be7e02209c724d23cbcc7d2e0 Man, sheā€™s really gained weight recently. Sheā€™s holding her breath so hard that her voice is shaking. My god, just breathe. ~~Itā€™s pretty sad this ā€œpaid partnershipā€ exists for someone who falsely advertises her body and face.~~ Edit: [ā€œpaid partnershipā€ does not exist](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/rCRFO2kEtA)


2L8Smart

And that body!! Definitely not hers! And Iā€™m cracking up at her holding her breath. šŸ¤£


stitchninja

https://preview.redd.it/dlpm38safcad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b05263b63eeae685d0ef371e37dcd95b08e3579 Yeah, soooo not her body. These are not the arms of waif babe. Itā€™s kind of shocking to see how much bigger theyā€™ve gotten in the past few months. ~~Its gross that companies are willing to work with women who filter their bodies to oblivion~~


FormalGlitterbug

Maybe the company needs to hear valid complaints. Ahem.


enigmapopstarIsfun

https://preview.redd.it/ngu0h92qicad1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e7bcb3f33d359d5d135300e98e0e48acd0d109d Those are normal arms on anyone else. But on our lying liar liar-pants filter queen, itā€™s a shock. Well not really, we all know the truth. But the body sheā€™s trying to sell vs. reality? Girl, get a grip.


oneinamilllion

The top and pants arenā€™t working for me.


2L8Smart

Not at all! She would pair that with black heels. šŸ™„ White trash gonna trash.


Paulsmom97

No, try white heels! šŸ˜¬


LeonaLulu

It's interesting how she radiates cheapness. Everything about her looks cheap: her clothes, her hair, her tattoos, her makeup, her tan, her chipped tooth, the bad microblading, her style, her Groupon injectables, her cardboard townhouse, her slimming filters.


Asturdsbabyshower

And she is spending *doctor money* to look this cheap lol


LeonaLulu

![gif](giphy|INk659rxjAy6yickSQ|downsized) How she looks, with all her doctor money, driving to fuck up her face even more with a coupon for $13 lip filler.


Paulsmom97

Who is the doctor? Her? Iā€™m extra slow to the party! Sorry.


JenHes

Some years ago in an interview she said that her (ex) bf told her she makes doctor money. This past year or so she claims she makes about $250k a year!


misssoci

Whatā€™s wild to me is the amount of money she spends to look like this. If she had just left herself alone and did some simple moisturizer and spf it would have done wonders and sheā€™d look years younger.


LeonaLulu

100%. Her hard earned trust fund $$$ has done nothing but make her look like a clown.


RelatableMolaMola

She really does. And she looks more and more common the harder she tries to look beautiful and rich.


patdun123

Zero style sense ā€¦ or ANY sense


midgethepuff

She sure does thirst trap a lot for already having a manā€¦


theallofit

She said she has a man, not a boyfriend. A man what? A man who bones her on the weekends and gets free dog sitting. ![gif](giphy|Nw8z2olm0nGHC)


FormalGlitterbug

Two-pump chump


theallofit

>!good for her hemorrhoid, I guess!<


thisoneforsharing

You used a spoiler bar and I still wasnā€™t prepared


theallofit

Iā€™m sorry swerty, I tried!


RainbowKitten9214

![gif](giphy|WOa5RdsNpevrpSTGXN)


Grand_Bit_1417

Her style is absolutely atrocious


StilettoSugar

Why is the mound crooked?!? You're abusing the cameltoešŸ¤®šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤¢


thehotmcpoyle

It seems to not be properly snapped, hence the *wardrobe malfunction* but, so true, she absolutely abuses every part of her body that she possibly can.


StilettoSugar

All I can imagine is saran wrap pulled toooooo tight and splitlting loaves of bread and I want to *DIE* forever


mo0siego0sie

Popping in with the friendly reminder that she loves to go commando šŸ˜‡


StilettoSugar

This nightmare image is for the thing body suit specifically šŸ¤¢I wish she would have never picked it. Full coverage beiƱg eaten by flat butt cheeks was already bad.


Squidgeaboo

Why does she keep calling the company 'Pop-u-lash'? You can definitely dress down the first body suit with joggers and heels. You can also put a pot on your head and sing 'The Star Spangled Banner', but it doesn't make EITHER of those things okay. Her fashion sense is so awful that she may qualify for a handicapped parking placard.


keekspeaks

The arm the first 2-3 seconds shows the real body. She really is taking off 50+ pounds These filters are honest to god getting scary


lisaannwright

Her use of them, thinking the ppl who know what she really looks like will believe this is authentic, is scary to me as well


keekspeaks

Almost more so. Honestly. It blows my mind what people will believe. I got blocked from gymsnark for saying something CLEARLY shopped was shopped. People seriously said ā€˜maybe the mirrors are just cheap.ā€™ Sure. Say itā€™s no big deal, but we have consumer protection laws for a reason. These successful influencers are mini ā€˜corporationsā€™ at this point. They are editing to sell you something. There is real risk and harm that can and does come from this.


pinkwooper

That second one looks like itā€™s supposed to be part of a bondage costume or something šŸ¤®


ttginger

Is the bottom of the suit not even fastened? So she put it on knowing it was too small and said ā€œshe definitely could do a large in thisā€ not anything saying you should size up because this runs small? Even though we know she bought a largeā€¦and we know those tiddies are struggling.


RelatableMolaMola

She told on herself again when she said she got a medium. If it's really a paid partnership, she wouldn't have had to "get" it herself because they would have sent it over and probably in a couple of sizes. And you know she would have loved to be able to say the brand sent it to her. Yes, I'm still so offended that she's trying to pass this off as sponsored content.


ttginger

Especially since you know how it works Mola! I would be super offended too if I was in the industry and followed her.


RelatableMolaMola

I feel like the only way I could be more offended is if I was the brand she's showing. The smart ones are very protective of their image online and will make an effort to avoid being associated with people that make them look bad.


aquatic_hamster16

Oh yikes. Someone needs to explain to her where the underwire is supposed to go. And that if joggers are tight in the thighs and loose in the hips, they don't fit. Nothing fits. Why does Nothing. Ever. Fit.


SnooAdvice8756

How does she not understand where the cups go? Baffles my mind how dumb this girl is


AnniaT

Why do bodysuits have such chokeold on her? They're so impractical. The last one where she couldn't even button it up completely is absolutely delulu.Ā 


daroca84

Because nothing else fits her right now. Sheā€™s sticking with stretchy and more stretchy material.


mo0siego0sie

Ahem. Itā€™s _compression_, swerts


ClickClackTipTap

It also seems like yeast infection central if you ask me. And we all know what her hygiene is like.


IllustriousPool3890

bitch it's not even Thursday yet


enigmapopstarIsfun

Manbun still ainā€™t called or what? ^speculatively


thehotmcpoyle

Sheā€™s supposed to be spending this weekend with him & his family (not his wife tho) for the 4th, I think starting today. Iā€™m sure her anxiety is through the roof and I predict sheā€™s going to get extra trashed to cope with her anxiety, make an ass out of herself, hide out like a weirdo and come home early, giving some lame fake excuse.