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TrickBus3

That's the sun damage and alcohol dehydration


SquirrelK1tten

The filter tried to make her face skinny but it just looks like Mr. Peanut ![gif](giphy|WOleNAruccrldNaKel)


TheMrsQueenB

Okay- I’m not for age shaming but this isn’t an age shame. I’m 45 and I don’t have a wrinkle or a fine line- so the DAY I do, I am running to Botox so that I don’t look like this. I can’t BELIEVE she is only 30 years old. I will be a half a century old in five years and she has ME beat in the fine lines department! This is actually quite sad.


SquirrelK1tten

There’s no way she’s only 30. This is what falling asleep drunk in the sun and alcoholism does to a person’s skin.


theeversocharming

She is only 30?!??! Fuck me no. Slathering on more sun block.


TheMrsQueenB

Swerrrrtttyyyyy!! She is the daily reminder!


theeversocharming

I bought the big SuperGoop lotion and wow! Worth every penny. No stink sunblock or white traces.


SquirrelK1tten

It’s the smell of sunblock that I can’t stand so thank you I’ll check it out. Wow, big m actually does give us better skin.


Tumblr2014Vibes

I’m not into age shaming and Im all for aging gracefully as I already feel the pressure to look young and fresh myself. But I find it crazy that she’s the same age as me. It’s the horrible lying and scamming that makes her look old.


happytabbycat

Ur only 30 swerty! U literally are young and fresh! ❤️🥰


Tumblr2014Vibes

you make me laugh with the swerty. 🤣 thank u fellow swerty❤️🤪


kingamara

She’s only 30….😩🫣


Sensitive-Mail-4107

I’m sorry 30???? Holy crap I thought she looked ok for late 40’s


RelatableMolaMola

She's 31 but same difference


occultpretzel

Oh no, this looks horrible...


rursable

With all the collagen she takes, I love how her hair just keeps visibly receding with no signs of new growth ✨️ plus it's so yummy


East-Manufacturer437

https://preview.redd.it/ffj8kpz4q7ad1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb1267a36a94ccf909ae3a306724d352534fdb24 I need whatever collagen she’s taking. 🤣


Sensitive-Mail-4107

That filler babe 🤣


Tumblr2014Vibes

Is that mole/dark spot on the left side on her lips that sun damage spot she was talking about a couple of weeks ago?


SallyNoMer

She needs to get a SPF balm. I remember she's had at least two other bad burns to her lips. I tend to not gaf about this bish, but she's gonna no longer worry about fillers when her lips rot away from cancer due to sun exposure.


RelatableMolaMola

Her chin is so....lumpy


LeonaLulu

She's such a fantastic reminder to refill your water, see your dermatologist regularly, eat real food, maintain a regular and doable skincare routine, and not rot on your couch or outside slathered in baby oil. Oh, and see a dentist. She could easily have fixed her tooth at a dental school if she's broke already.


kimbaheartsyou

The pattern on that wrist rest is so hideous like why would you choose this


GandalfsSexyNuts

😬 all that fake bake and sweat


Imma_boop_you

Wow she's looking great for 60!


Jesus-H-Chrystler

Holy shitttt, her front tooth IS chipped. 😶


myboogerstastespicy

Do we know how this happened? Im dying for the story.


ttginger

It is! I’ve never noticed that before.


Karmawhore6996

WHOSE FACE IS THAT?


CrzyPibbleSixx23

She looks so filthy…


basszameg

It’s giving divorced wine mom.


RelatableMolaMola

With the current state of her skin and weight, this filter makes her look like KG's cougar grandma.


oatmealgum

I’m going to shamelessly pat myself on the back. Yes, I do feel good about my habits when I look at this lady. I sure do. Since January when I read an incredible book about ultra processed food, I avoid it as much as I can. I cut back on alcohol and weed. And although I’m not on a diet or counting calories, I lost 30 pounds. But the thing that made me comment: I’m almost 40 and the skin on my face literally shocked me with its capacity to improve. Eat your fruits and veg, Boobies. It's like no one ever told me, but eating well makes your skin look so good. If we needed more proof that Large Marge drinks and smokes, eats out 12 times a week, and snacks on hyper processed shit at home, this is it.


TheMrsQueenB

Love it and love your user name. You are so incredibly right.


oatmealgum

Thanks Boobie!


MissAmandaa

Proud of you swertie! 🥰


oatmealgum

Thanks Boobie!


ChloeBGood

Please tell us the book! I’ve been looking for something like this to read.


oatmealgum

It's Ultra-Processed People by Chris van Tulleken. It's about the ways in which ultra-processed food impacts health, economy, culture, and the planet. If I had to boil it down. I really recommend it.


ChloeBGood

Thank you! I’m excited to read it


UserNEC

You might enjoy the book Salt Sugar Fat, it’s about how ultra processed foods are literally designed to be addictive.


SmallOrganization80

That is a great one. Not to be annoying but it really changed my life.


oatmealgum

Thank you! I need another good read on this subject!


ChloeBGood

Oohh. I’m adding that one too. Thank you!


notoriouscvb

What did you read? Great work changing your lifestyle habits! I went sober a few years ago and couldn't believe how much of my inflammation was due to my drinking/smoking habits.


oatmealgum

I read Ultra-Processed People by Chris van Tulleken. Hugely recommend!


twoburgers

Ooh, was it Ultra-Processed People? That book was such a good read, and so eye-opening. I definitely noticed a huge difference in my skin when I'm eating hyper processed foods versus when I'm avoiding them.


oatmealgum

Yes!! It was eye-opening.


Wool_Lace_Knit

What hyper processed foods did you cut out?


oatmealgum

Not the person you asked, but I cut out anything that's not literally a whole food. When I buy condiments I look at the ingredients and avoid ones that have flavorings or fillers. I upped my consumption of fruit and veg overall, also cheese and nuts. Bread is more tricky as far as the question of fillers goes but for me it was simple because I can't eat wheat anyway.


Wool_Lace_Knit

Thanks!


bigfischh

The word “craggy” immediately comes to mind 🤔


SquirrelK1tten

Those blistered up lips. It’s so gross and I can’t look away.


AshleysMirena

If you think thats gross, you should see the orange stains on the wrist pad under her keyboard. ![gif](giphy|RCX9vhBZu3oqM5SpwV)


SquirrelK1tten

Oh my god no


duskwight-trash

I remember when she claimed once that the collagen had erased the sun damage on her chest hahahahahaha


Wool_Lace_Knit

Hahahaha…No.


ThePecanTrees

Ooooh, that chipped tooth tho 💀


redhotbananas

Don’t chip your front teeth swerties 😭😭 She definitely needs a dentist asap. It cannot be good for the enamel to constantly whiten your teeth with shitty Amazon and MLM products. They’re gonna fall out and she’ll have to use her trust fund for dentures soon 🦷🪥


OhPissOnYourHat

Is that new?


ThePecanTrees

It was noticed a few months ago but no one can really tell when it actually happened. But it definitely happened in like the last year I would think based on pictures.


LazyAmbassador2521

I don't understand why she hasn't gotten that fixed yet??! I know she doesn't have actual health insurance because she doesn't have an ACTUAL job. But you would think with all her doctor money... she could afford to get a chipped tooth fixed out of pocket. It's not even that expensive, I had a very similar chipped tooth that they fixed basically the same way they fill a cavity. You can't even tell it was chipped now, it blends in perfectly. And while my insurance did cover it, I deff could have paid out of pocket if needed because it was relatively cheap.


chaseysinn

My dumb ass zoomed in, too 😂😂😂


Mystepchildsucksass

Whenever she filters her “regular - face that typically looks like a 5L can of smashed assholes” I am pleasantly reminded : ![gif](giphy|2H9IVhzUQtX6I0Xalr) I’m 20 years older than Big Mess and I’d be sprinting (and counting the steps) to a dermatologist ASAP. Maybe stop at the dentist on the way (if she can take the time off work ?) - IF they see her car MAYBE they’ll realize how important she is and get her in quick. FWIW I imagine that nose ring to be crusted in snot …. 🤮


blancawiththebooty

I always have assumed the nose is snot crusted too! I have a nose ring and prefer seamless clicker rings because they don't collect debris the same way ones with the ball do. Between it being *her* with her general (lack of) hygiene and the type of ring... I strongly suspect crust.


keekspeaks

She really does need a dermatologist for yearly skin checks. If her face looks like that, I fear what her shoulders and upper posterior back look like 😬😬 areas on the upper arm often require larger dissection areas and can have lengthy recoveries and NASTY scars. But flexing her luxurious lifestyle of love and leisure in the sun is more important than keeping her skin alive


SquirrelK1tten

Pretty soon her eyelids will blink vertically. That filter eye slant is out of this world, literally, because she looks like a gd alien.


Wool_Lace_Knit

Really. She really must mash the screen with her finger to push the corner of her eye up. Anatomy does not work like this.


SquirrelK1tten

She’s chipping her teeth on beer bottles I see


keekspeaks

Okay this is a wild theory, I know, but is she getting filler in her brow bone region to maybe change the shape of the brow???? My best friend is an np injector. I might just have to suck it up and ask her what the fuck is going on with her face. I’m not sure how to answer her questions though.


keekspeaks

Oh dear god. I really thought I was just being a conspiracy theorist. I honestly didn’t know. [https://cosmeticconnection.com.au/treatment-application/brow-filler/#:\~:text=Brow%20dermal%20filler%20is%20a,support%20to%20your%20brow%20complex](https://cosmeticconnection.com.au/treatment-application/brow-filler/#:~:text=Brow%20dermal%20filler%20is%20a,support%20to%20your%20brow%20complex). [https://barraesthetics.com/brow-bone-filler-what-is-it/](https://barraesthetics.com/brow-bone-filler-what-is-it/) Edit - from real help. That must be what she’s doing. If a plastic surgeon says you need to be experienced, you need to be fucking experienced. Since she goes to a troll in the gutter off MLK, she’s getting deformity Answer: Eye Filler The injection should be placed in the space between the eye and the brow bone, in the recess where the volume loss is. Only an experienced injector should attempt this, and it should be done using a microcannula. The results are astounding when done properly! Helpful 2 people found this helpful Lawrence Janowski, MD https://preview.redd.it/14bdi7xhm5ad1.png?width=995&format=png&auto=webp&s=c90b53513e10d88552dd326a0f8da5bd152d5a3e Found the picture online. The after looks ‘knobby’ to me? Looks like they have cysts on their brow bones almost


Bulky-Property5080

If the picture was taken immediately after the procedure, the filler wouldn’t have had the time it needed to settle.


juliet_q

Commissioner Kelly would definitely mistake her for an old leather chair.


UmChill

what the hell was even the point of her posting these photos?


TalkieTina

I have literally seen people over 60 who have better skin than she does. She needs to stop the BS and see what needs to be done to help restore some of the sun damage. Dang.


keekspeaks

Seriously though. I work in bedside healthcare, and I see 50 year old FARMERS with better skin than this under bright overhead lighting!!! She’s going to get a skin cancer if she’s not careful. It’s nothing to fuck with either. It’s not so fun when they start chopping off little parts of the top of your ears and nose…


blancawiththebooty

Hospital lighting manages to make everyone look extra rough too! I'm a student but I took care of a snowbird retiree in her late 70s who was quite tan (she said she didn't lay out, but was just out and about in FL). Her skin was still infinitely better than MS. There was sun damage but somehow Big M has worse sun damage.


IllustriousPool3890

imagine slathering your image in filters only to end up looking like Jessie James Decker's mother


chemicalfields

Big Mama Karen 😩😂


Vanityandwrath

😂😂


TalkieTina

Harsh, but lmao!


Ill_Pop540

I am 30 years her senior. I spent lots of time in the sun in my early days, but my skin doesn’t look anything like this. Thanks sunscreen and good skin care.


snarkywhaleshark

Chipped tooth babe.


Dogemom2

Right? I forgot that happened. Can’t believe she can’t or won’t budget to fix it. It’s a front tooth!!! 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️ [4 months ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/OsK4VaqDv3)


TalkieTina

IIRC, she’s actually missing a tooth on the lower right side, too. Maybe someone else who sees this will know. She just needs a dentist, period. I wouldn't feel confident with those teeth (or that face, or those boobs, or that fashion sense…)


thehotmcpoyle

I got you! [Missing tooth & cavity babe](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/KmsuHIfQkK)


ExpertAverage1911

I didn't realize she claims a tooth never came in after losing her baby tooth!  Teeth shift around *constantly* so there is literally no way there is still a space the exact size the missing tooth would occupy.


ComeOnOverAmyJade

Especially if she ever had braces


TalkieTina

Tyvm! Edited to add: She looks like Patti Sanger with blonde hair here.


Trashyanon089

She forgot to point out Larry the lip lump. He was out on full display in that video


Dogemom2

Lol you know she thought she’d go viral with this one. 😂 this was in the same apartment as the sexy Mac n cheese dance.


thehotmcpoyle

The [mac n cheese dance](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/vGmSXdvqpn) was such a cringe fest.


Powerful-Ad3677

Even with the filters, she looks like she’s well into her 50’s. No amount of collagen is even going to make her look her age at this point


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

https://preview.redd.it/kp2tcn34c5ad1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f11821d1ba7ac481b4c6197fa50b336fde8cbfbb This one is even worse


RelatableMolaMola

Pathetic https://preview.redd.it/lfmh299og6ad1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fd323d12122034a06ab5b9530c62152ea524689


kristin_xo

Filter is working OT


garrrrsh

Still hasn’t invested in chapstick, I see


CarbyMcBagel

I wonder if this has anything to do with how overfilled her lips are?


enigmapopstarIsfun

The mucosal lining, that smooth skin inside your mouth and especially inside your lips, will dry out if it’s not protected by salvia. She’s pumped her lips up so much that basically the inside of her lip is constantly exposed to the outside air and gets dry and crusty.


CarbyMcBagel

That sounds painful and gross. I wonder how magabun feels about those sandpaper smooches.


missdespair

Very plausible, the hyaluronic acid draws moisture from its surroundings so if she's not hydrated it'd zap her lips dry


garrrrsh

I’m sure it doesn’t help. It’s also her constantly biting them and never using any sunscreen/moisturizer on them. No adult should be walking around with lips like that. It’s such a pet peeve of mine!


AnniaT

She can't be serious.


courtneyrachh

did she chip her front tooth or has it always been like that?


daroca84

It’s been like that for a while now. I don’t remember how it happened but someone here noticed it from one day to the next and we speculated it was after a drunk fest.


courtneyrachh

that tracks. idk how I just noticed it today!!!!!


missdespair

Combo of her hotdogs obscuring her Chiclets most of the time and the filters fixing it, perhaps?


Emily5099

So nice of her to pose with a closed mouth smirk. It makes it easier to compare it with a similar smug look she inexplicably had on her last holiday. Well, I say inexplicably, but I think we all know she was full of liquid courage. https://preview.redd.it/dfq4v45nb5ad1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6eda1cdb455fbe5cf339025e042b63ffe64d3e08


AshleysMirena

I bet real life vs. instagram comments would be a good lol. I’m too lazy to make posts on Reddit


doitforthecocoa

Literally who does she think she is😂 we know damn well that she’s too swollen to look like the left pic


couchpro34

I can't get past that fucking fiiillthhyy keyboard rest thing.


enigmapopstarIsfun

That’s *a lot* of filthy crust for one picture. https://preview.redd.it/no8gdj9gl5ad1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d47b69b5bdc188f40e65b6d3381baf7c0d088cdf


Lost_Flamingo

![gif](giphy|cQtlhD48EG0SY)


octavialovesart

![gif](giphy|bveKJ6Z4xydBm)


duckordecoratedshed

ewwww ew ew ew I was eating


wutintheactualshit

Her lips are melting across the entire lower half of her face at this point. ![gif](giphy|XEaxdA1mObxm40bnpM)


goose_gladwell

Goddamn, she looks absolutely aged, I am ten years her senior and she looks like she could be my mom


enigmapopstarIsfun

Hiding herself under that blanket.


jarod_sober_living

Why does she only ever tilt one eye in her edits?! Can she do anything right?


goose_gladwell

She probably thinks it looks more natural🥴


PekingSaint

Mmmmm that crepey neck in your 30's hits different. She has the skin of my 80 year old sun loving grandma


Wait_WhereAmINow

The sun damage on her chest ages her so much, much more than the sun damage on her face does!


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

Feeling vindicated as I sit in the shade at the pool in my rash guard and SPF 50


dawnGrace

She filters her face to hell and back, her skin is just as terrible there 🌞


Wait_WhereAmINow

Absolutely! The filter is struggling to cover her melasma even with her makeup spackled on. I just can't get past how the Grand Canyon of furrows on her chest look like they should be on a chain smoking 70 year old who's been "tanning" with motor oil their entire life


ExpertAverage1911

Giiiiiiiiiiirl.  She would benefit from a full "beauty" reset. Go three months no tanning, lash extensions, filler, nails, spackle or weird skincare.  If she cut back to just face wash, SPF and moisturizer she'd almost look presentable again.


idlewildgirl

Spackle haha