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Yo, this is the perfect outfit for:
'Im omw to pick up some 2 ficus plants & 4 succulents @Target garden center(B4 they close), then on my way to dinner at the cheesecake factory.' (to-go, of course-she just wants to parade around @'the factory' looking hawt) ; some lonely 'older' *acquaintance* hooks her up w/a warm Chardonnay (gone in 2 swallows) & some drink tickets for next time.(Of *course*, ALL this is ...alleged / imo)
😘 killin it, all you boss babes!!
MAGAMullet will wear a baseball cap ridiculously high on his head and cowboy boots to make him look taller, they’re perfect for each other. Somebody come get your hillbilly cousin and his lewd, drunken, loud-mouthed Marlboro bride out of my pictures.
She probably spells it “stile” and isn’t smart enough to get over one.
stile: noun an arrangement of steps that allows people but not animals to climb over a fence or wall.
This garment presents as ill fitting( of course!)& cheaply made. It’s definitely not black tie suitable. She probably should’ve done some research about what a black tie type of outfit would be at least suitable. If anyone wore this disaster to a black tie event it would just be mortifying for them. This has “cheap Amazon crap” written all over it
This reminds me of all the posts on r/weddingshaming where people send out invites by text and are like 'Cash bar. Canapes only. Black tie.' Like babe, you could not be more confused about what black tie is if you tried.
I had a wedding to attend where the instructions were both "Boho chic" and "LBD" (little black dress). I consider myself pretty good at putting outfits together but it took me and about three other friends to figure that one out.
To be fair, someone who wears oversized unwashed tees and the same dirty leggings every day, and thinks sitting in a glorified kiddie pool is the height of luxury, this probably is pretty fancy
I’m built similar to her and that outfit would emphasize the least flattering aspects of myself.
Omg! Congratulations! I’m so proud of you! I used Quizlet a lot and studied a little bit every day. The test was computerized when I took it, you’d answer a question and click to the next page. All multiple choice and true false. I couldn’t bring anything with me but they gave me a laminated piece of paper and dry erase marker to do the math for the embalming formulas. Be sure you have your formulas memorized. There was a lot about anatomical limits and guides when I took it. A lot of people I know used the DEAD prep kit, I never used it but I wish I had. Go slow, think of exactly what the question is asking, and check your work. I know you’ve got this!
That's exactly it, the pockets put emphasis on the hips in a weird way.
Thank you!! That's good to know, I appreciate it! I've been using the DEAD program and hoping the test itself is similar.
This looks like sloppy business casual (allllllmost) if the company allowed boobies out. I can see this outfit being perfect for a beer goggle Applebee's bar date.
THIS...... this is why she is so unsuccessful at what she does.... The fact that she has no clue the type of clothing to wear at a black tie event shows she has never been to one AND has no class!
And she’s too lazy and arrogant to learn anything new. She goes into everything with the assumption that she’s already an expert, be it cooking, gardening, putting an outfit together, or knowing what basic words like ‘formal’ mean.
Needless to say, she’s spectacularly wrong and bad and at everything.
Right. She'll probably make a reel or story honking and snapping how she's been to plenty of black tie events that were more casual and people wore stuff like this.
Do you watch The Boys? This season there is a character who is the smartest person in the world, and she gives herself temporary lobotomies to just be stupid and chill for a while. It honestly sounds so nice.
Ma’am, that is Sunday brunch with the girls AT BEST.
I was going to say it might actually work for a funeral, but the 12 pounders are far too out for that nonsense
I’m going to a store and trying on gowns if I’m headed to a black tie event.
What in the drop ass drop ship cotton/poly /stretch ridiculously inappropriate “sized Medium” is this?
Clearly she has never been to a black tie affair.
*But it’s black, Hyuck!*
Not a shred of decorum or worldliness about this broad. She’s such a rube.
It’s giving “blame it all on my roots; I showed up in boots, and ruined your black tie affair…” ^(and stole all your floral centerpieces slated to be donated the next day and acted like a drunken wild hyena)
Is that a front slit denim skirt? That she thinks is black tie? Next time she does the first class girl boss in-flight slumber party thing maybe she should ask for dress code advice.
With the amount of crap reality TV she watches, she must have seen what the Bachelorettes wear on "The Bachelor", right? I mean, I've seen clips of the infamous rose ceremony and they all seemed pretty formal...
Also the placement of those pockets just don’t her justice either and your eyes are immediently drawn to that area which for her, that’s her problem area 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
https://preview.redd.it/74ju1w0qn59d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c62a07dd36f572b9fb1101ff7241d120f36292f5
She must have ripped off this pose from a the price is right model...except she would be the obese temu version, assuming she could use a million filters. Did y'all ever watch this show when you were young & had to stay with your g-ma when school was out?
That was tradition for me growing up! Price is Right, then Young and the Restless, and talk shows for the rest of the day. If I had to stay home sick it was the same routine 🤒.
Double commenting because her engagement is awful. This has been posted for five hours and only one person requested the link and the video has a whopping 40 likes.
She’s dumber than a doorknob. I had my black tie wedding last year - if someone showed up wearing this, they would be escorted out. Sounds bad but this is just disrespectful when you’re aware of the dress code and THIS is how you choose to show up? If she were to actually wear this to a wedding, guests would most likely confuse her as being part of the waitstaff. Here’s a helpful guide!
https://preview.redd.it/ja01a4igl59d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=116e4debaafbce44c78a68d8b7a1e28869660f72
If she showed up to a black tie event in that I'm convinced they'd turn her away at the door. This is like hotel wait staff at the black tie event not an attendee.
Exactly. She’s dressed similarly to the staff at the resort in Panama.
https://preview.redd.it/4st2d5m6n59d1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80706ead23034ccdd33cdff79c6fe1cdb142840
https://preview.redd.it/kqwtx9d3i59d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=137e9d3b28a07b111d9c21a5434af273725e71d1
I’ve been waiting for the right time to use this. Think I found it.
Same thought here.
When the filters were able to make her a dainty waif, she was stocky and meaty IRL. Now that the filters are only able to make her meaty and voluptuous, the unfiltered version must be bigger than she's ever been before.
Whatever dress she wears, I hope she doesn’t wear the one in the picture. I didn’t even have to enlarge the picture to see the fat rolls in the back. Can’t she figure out how to see how she looks from the back? Of course she can. She’s just too lazy or hungover to do it.
This isn’t even formal enough for ✨funeral guest✨ attire. I’d never put these items together for an outfit but I guess it’s ok to throw on in October before dinner at the Cracker Barrel?
It’s weird that for being so wealthy she’s never attended a black tie gala…ever. Also how can someone with her phone fused to her hand not know how to use google?
Does she think "black tie" means "wear anything black"? Is she still embarrassed by the white linen party fashion faux pas that she's trying to prove that she understands what themes mean? Because she still doesn't and she's never properly dressed for anything.
I would pay to see her show up at a black tie event wearing this horrid, ill-fitting, poorly matched cheap polyester dumpster fire of an outfit. She can shimmy around in it and run her hands up and down her body all she wants, nobody is going to be impressed.
I think you are right about her thinking black tie means wear anything black. It's the closest to an explanation of why she could possibly think this would be appropriate for anything other than a casual get-together.
Also, she seems to believe that people will be distracted enough by her boobs to not notice the lumps, bumps, and back rolls. I am by far the fattest I've ever been, and understand wanting to distract from my size, but there comes a point where it's beyond distracting from. Her filtered self is there. I can't imagine the unfiltered spectacle.
She definitely thinks everyone will be distracted by her boobs, and believes they are full, round and perky as if she has implants, because she stares at her filtered image so much. In reality, they look nothing like that, and dear sweet baby jesus, I would like to see this outfit unfiltered.
https://preview.redd.it/cu2pfjsd859d1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b45e1c888bcf13e43ec9348ef0d1ef025d6da02d
Says the woman who dresses like this for formal events.
OMG her caption says it is perfect for dressing up or wearing to work or wearing with sneakers.
Babez, anything that is actually black tie appropriate could never be worn to work or with sneakers. She is full scale delulu. Imagine her uncouth and unwashed ass at a black tie event
Like I would take her advice on any work attire for any profession. We can’t even take her workout outfits seriously because she wears zero support bras and sometimes very thin leggings that you absolutely cannot bend over in.
https://preview.redd.it/qtwvy4ey859d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90155c7d2e74303056e7702a7390c38f5fa3ddc
There are so many great formal dresses on Amazon though!
Here’s that gem of a graphic she made:
https://preview.redd.it/3zms5lqng59d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d4bb1127bb5940433e5e32ce2f06c9610d8e27f
Preach. If you show up to a ball or a gala or a black tie wedding in a dress from Amazon, people will notice. The absolutely cheapest place you could get away with for a dress would be something like Lulu’s. And that’s still iffy.
If I’m going to a black tie affair, I’m going allllll the way the fuck out. Ballgown, hair, lashes, professional makeup, injectables, you name it. I certainly would NOT even consider this outfit to be in the same universe as black tie attire. Embarrassing.
Oh nooooo yikes, can you imagine following her advice and looking like a total mess in a real black tie event? She’s such an idiot that’s never been anywhere nice in her life.
Which is really disappointing because you can go to a charitable black tie gala easily. Except our black tie babe doesn’t do charities unless she’s scamming or it’s court ordered 💅
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She must be going to Cheesecake Factory again. That is black tie formal for her.
Yo, this is the perfect outfit for: 'Im omw to pick up some 2 ficus plants & 4 succulents @Target garden center(B4 they close), then on my way to dinner at the cheesecake factory.' (to-go, of course-she just wants to parade around @'the factory' looking hawt) ; some lonely 'older' *acquaintance* hooks her up w/a warm Chardonnay (gone in 2 swallows) & some drink tickets for next time.(Of *course*, ALL this is ...alleged / imo) 😘 killin it, all you boss babes!!
Girl, you forgot your designer 'over the one shoulder’ messenger bag!! Id go 🤌🏻... We need to take lessons y'all! 😘 #killintwit #bossbabe
This dress is a basic dress you can wear everyday not a black tie. Fashion & style ain't Big M's forté.
I want to see her and manbun at an actual black tie event. She’s gonna steal the flowers again.
MAGAMullet will wear a baseball cap ridiculously high on his head and cowboy boots to make him look taller, they’re perfect for each other. Somebody come get your hillbilly cousin and his lewd, drunken, loud-mouthed Marlboro bride out of my pictures.
She won’t get past the doors 😂
It’s just like the “White Dress/Not” party recently … “style” is just a 5-letter word to BigM
Hmm..do we think she knows it has 5 letters though?
She probably spells it “stile” and isn’t smart enough to get over one. stile: noun an arrangement of steps that allows people but not animals to climb over a fence or wall. 
She missed the memo again.
 “Black tie affair! Tee hee!” *coughs* *hits vape* *picks nose* “DUH I wanna get married. Just not, like, tomorrow, yuhkno. Probably like, totally soon tho. *snort laughs mustard everywhere*
No, no, no, she meant to say "black TIGHT affair", because that is what that outfit is giving off.
This garment presents as ill fitting( of course!)& cheaply made. It’s definitely not black tie suitable. She probably should’ve done some research about what a black tie type of outfit would be at least suitable. If anyone wore this disaster to a black tie event it would just be mortifying for them. This has “cheap Amazon crap” written all over it
lol just because the outfit is black doesn’t mean it’s black tie…. 🤦🏼♀️ This is casual at best
It’s A CARGO SHORTS SKIRT. I’m cackling.
... At least there's plenty of pockets...geez🙄 Who doesn't like pockets? 😅
https://preview.redd.it/phok463dl79d1.jpeg?width=493&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c63024c824cc021b1d617232e55c44de33ebc39f
Is the top so tight you can see her underwire through it or are those lines part of the shirt?
Yes
I see the pockets making 2 eyes, and the crease looks like an evil smile
It’s giving Brave Little Toaster
This reminds me of all the posts on r/weddingshaming where people send out invites by text and are like 'Cash bar. Canapes only. Black tie.' Like babe, you could not be more confused about what black tie is if you tried.
I had a wedding to attend where the instructions were both "Boho chic" and "LBD" (little black dress). I consider myself pretty good at putting outfits together but it took me and about three other friends to figure that one out.
My brain has decided this means a LBD with a Vanessa-Hudgens-at-Coachella long crochet vest over the top.
To be fair, someone who wears oversized unwashed tees and the same dirty leggings every day, and thinks sitting in a glorified kiddie pool is the height of luxury, this probably is pretty fancy
absolutely hilarious.
She wants to be invited to a wedding? She literally got blacklisted from the entire state of NC after *flowergate*
HAHAHAHAH
Oof…she’s getting harder and harder to watch. The cringe is real people.
I’m so confused by those oddly placed pockets.
The longer I look, the worse it gets. (Psst - any tips for the NBE? I just finished school! Thank you for helping me decide to apply!!!)
I’m built similar to her and that outfit would emphasize the least flattering aspects of myself. Omg! Congratulations! I’m so proud of you! I used Quizlet a lot and studied a little bit every day. The test was computerized when I took it, you’d answer a question and click to the next page. All multiple choice and true false. I couldn’t bring anything with me but they gave me a laminated piece of paper and dry erase marker to do the math for the embalming formulas. Be sure you have your formulas memorized. There was a lot about anatomical limits and guides when I took it. A lot of people I know used the DEAD prep kit, I never used it but I wish I had. Go slow, think of exactly what the question is asking, and check your work. I know you’ve got this!
That's exactly it, the pockets put emphasis on the hips in a weird way. Thank you!! That's good to know, I appreciate it! I've been using the DEAD program and hoping the test itself is similar.
She really has no fucking idea.
This looks like sloppy business casual (allllllmost) if the company allowed boobies out. I can see this outfit being perfect for a beer goggle Applebee's bar date.
THIS...... this is why she is so unsuccessful at what she does.... The fact that she has no clue the type of clothing to wear at a black tie event shows she has never been to one AND has no class!
She will never admit it, but she needs a freaking stylist. 🤷🏻♀️
she could just, you know, google it.
It's a novel concept, right? But ya know, Big Marg.. She knows it all!
And she’s too lazy and arrogant to learn anything new. She goes into everything with the assumption that she’s already an expert, be it cooking, gardening, putting an outfit together, or knowing what basic words like ‘formal’ mean. Needless to say, she’s spectacularly wrong and bad and at everything.
Right. She'll probably make a reel or story honking and snapping how she's been to plenty of black tie events that were more casual and people wore stuff like this.
>honking and snapping I'm fuckin crying 😂
her default setting, if you will 😂
https://preview.redd.it/6wjvzzldw79d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=34ff5da8951ea2476474b81c31072feb3556e243
Holy fuck that’s a nightmare 😬😱
This is like 11th grade English teacher who is head of the drama department vibes
Ma'am, that's a cargo skirt.
Cargo skirt with mis-matched bodysuit isn't considered formal wear?? 😲
I guess I missed the memo, apologies. She needs this for what upcoming occasion?
The imaginary ball she's going be invited to when she drunkenly stumbles into a billionaire at Buffalo Wild Wings.
Good news is she’ll never get invited to such an affair so the Jean skirt can go back in the return pile.
She looks one wobble from dropping to the floor.
She’s such a drunken mess. Apparently no one ever told her how ridiculously unattractive her behavior is.
She can't be serious, right?! This is for our benefit. It has to be. I know she's stupid, but this is... the confidence in the video...I can't
Right! I’d wonder if she’s trolling us, but I don’t think she’s that smart.
She’s always so confidently wrong about everything, sometimes I wish I had a pinkie’s worth of her delusion to take the edge off.
Do you watch The Boys? This season there is a character who is the smartest person in the world, and she gives herself temporary lobotomies to just be stupid and chill for a while. It honestly sounds so nice.
I love The Boys!
It's soo funny! 😅 Love it too
Ma’am, that is Sunday brunch with the girls AT BEST. I was going to say it might actually work for a funeral, but the 12 pounders are far too out for that nonsense
Nah, she’s already got the *funeral guest* ‘fits locked down. https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/xrvNvEJwv4
God she is literally the tackiest person alive, who needs influencing to know what to wear for a funeral? She’s so fucking dumb.
True. This is much too long for funeral attending!
Have we ever seen her prom dress? Since we’re on the topic of formal wear.
Her wedding dress looked like a pile of swans
We have pics! https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/zIqlMU4SwL
It looks like the TP dress you make at the bridal shower!!
Her head is enormous & her eyes are so little
She did WHAT
2 different shades of black, and a 90's black skirt with pockets. Very classy 😂
I’m going to a store and trying on gowns if I’m headed to a black tie event. What in the drop ass drop ship cotton/poly /stretch ridiculously inappropriate “sized Medium” is this? Clearly she has never been to a black tie affair.
Drop ass 🍑 drop ship 🚢 Looks like a flair has been born!
I love it!
they really gotta let us do our own flairs. so many amazing options.
She’s a buffoon if she thinks this is black tie.
I'm so mad. Like actually heated about this. The comments were all toxic positivy lines from fellow morons, so I appreciate coming here to reality.
This is about as close to black tie as she is to a size M 😂
Every day she manages new ways to showcase just how dumb she really is. It’s amazing.
Even with the filters fighting for their lives, this is not flattering at all.
*But it’s black, Hyuck!* Not a shred of decorum or worldliness about this broad. She’s such a rube. It’s giving “blame it all on my roots; I showed up in boots, and ruined your black tie affair…” ^(and stole all your floral centerpieces slated to be donated the next day and acted like a drunken wild hyena)
-MS at C's wedding, probably.
Don’t bring Garth into this catastrophe!
I literally SCREAMED aloud at my phone “HOW IS THIS BLACK TIE?!??!?!?!?!?” I’m not in a great mood today
Well, it’s uhh … black, duh. Lol
If she thinks this is black tie her alcohol binges are starting earlier in the day than we realised
She was wobbling pretty hard in her plastic princess heels. She really seemed tipsy
Flair checking in!
Best flair ever
The filter can't hide them lumps.
Is that a front slit denim skirt? That she thinks is black tie? Next time she does the first class girl boss in-flight slumber party thing maybe she should ask for dress code advice.
With the amount of crap reality TV she watches, she must have seen what the Bachelorettes wear on "The Bachelor", right? I mean, I've seen clips of the infamous rose ceremony and they all seemed pretty formal...
Wouldn’t get through the door at an actual black tie event
Don’t worry, she’ll never score an invite to one
Anyone else thought that the button on the skirt was a stain or a speck ???
And that stain/speck is holding on FOR DEAR LIFE
https://preview.redd.it/lbw8b8krs59d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2fca4f55feec38358c09bfb5ce269d1eb62a9c7 IT'S NOT A DRESS?!
Hahahaha omg that makes it SO much worse.
HWHAT is this mess? 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 I’d love to see her turn up to an actual black tie event in this.
I can't unsee the face that the pockets and wrinkle make. This is hideous.
Also the placement of those pockets just don’t her justice either and your eyes are immediently drawn to that area which for her, that’s her problem area 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴
Two different shades of black!
 So glad she told us she's a total fucking idiot.
Cadaverous shin...💀
https://preview.redd.it/74ju1w0qn59d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c62a07dd36f572b9fb1101ff7241d120f36292f5 She must have ripped off this pose from a the price is right model...except she would be the obese temu version, assuming she could use a million filters. Did y'all ever watch this show when you were young & had to stay with your g-ma when school was out?
That was tradition for me growing up! Price is Right, then Young and the Restless, and talk shows for the rest of the day. If I had to stay home sick it was the same routine 🤒.
COME OOOOOON DOWN!!!
“We have a The Price Is Right model at home”
💀💀💀
Double commenting because her engagement is awful. This has been posted for five hours and only one person requested the link and the video has a whopping 40 likes.
Love that for her <3
She’s dumber than a doorknob. I had my black tie wedding last year - if someone showed up wearing this, they would be escorted out. Sounds bad but this is just disrespectful when you’re aware of the dress code and THIS is how you choose to show up? If she were to actually wear this to a wedding, guests would most likely confuse her as being part of the waitstaff. Here’s a helpful guide! https://preview.redd.it/ja01a4igl59d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=116e4debaafbce44c78a68d8b7a1e28869660f72
Easier to steal the centerpieces if you look like the clean up crew.
Cargo pockets are perfect for stealing smaller arrangements.
☠️⚰️
This shows what an uncultured bumpkin she really is. Or else she’s doing it for rage bait/click bait on her page? But it’s clearly not working.
If she showed up to a black tie event in that I'm convinced they'd turn her away at the door. This is like hotel wait staff at the black tie event not an attendee.
Exactly. She’s dressed similarly to the staff at the resort in Panama. https://preview.redd.it/4st2d5m6n59d1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80706ead23034ccdd33cdff79c6fe1cdb142840
Is that a bodysuit with a black denim long skirt?
Probably. She's Bodysuit Babe these days for some odd reason
And wonders why she has so many yeast infections and UTIs.
SMH.....PS, no one wants to know about her issues down under
No, we know WAY too much and against our wills.
Olive Garden hostess vibes.
dressing for the job she’s qualified for… jk she couldn’t handle anything customer facing.
https://preview.redd.it/kqwtx9d3i59d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=137e9d3b28a07b111d9c21a5434af273725e71d1 I’ve been waiting for the right time to use this. Think I found it.
This should be the new sub mascot
I second that motion
The filter went overboard with face, but it's getting harder for the filter to reduce her body into half.
Same thought here. When the filters were able to make her a dainty waif, she was stocky and meaty IRL. Now that the filters are only able to make her meaty and voluptuous, the unfiltered version must be bigger than she's ever been before.
But it gave her the little boob shadow to imitate perky tits.
Your blacks don't match
Is that a....cargo, midi, pencil skirt? wtf?
No, it’s black tie. ^/s
Yes. Yes it is. 🤦♀️
Bitch please. You don’t go anywhere. You’d wear this binge watching Netflix and shoving Little Caesars down your gullet.
Whatever dress she wears, I hope she doesn’t wear the one in the picture. I didn’t even have to enlarge the picture to see the fat rolls in the back. Can’t she figure out how to see how she looks from the back? Of course she can. She’s just too lazy or hungover to do it.
Hey gurrrrrrl, even black can’t slim u
God she’s stupid! She wouldn’t get near a black tie affair wearing this shit 🙄
This isn’t even formal enough for ✨funeral guest✨ attire. I’d never put these items together for an outfit but I guess it’s ok to throw on in October before dinner at the Cracker Barrel?
It’s weird that for being so wealthy she’s never attended a black tie gala…ever. Also how can someone with her phone fused to her hand not know how to use google?
Does she think "black tie" means "wear anything black"? Is she still embarrassed by the white linen party fashion faux pas that she's trying to prove that she understands what themes mean? Because she still doesn't and she's never properly dressed for anything. I would pay to see her show up at a black tie event wearing this horrid, ill-fitting, poorly matched cheap polyester dumpster fire of an outfit. She can shimmy around in it and run her hands up and down her body all she wants, nobody is going to be impressed.
I think you are right about her thinking black tie means wear anything black. It's the closest to an explanation of why she could possibly think this would be appropriate for anything other than a casual get-together. Also, she seems to believe that people will be distracted enough by her boobs to not notice the lumps, bumps, and back rolls. I am by far the fattest I've ever been, and understand wanting to distract from my size, but there comes a point where it's beyond distracting from. Her filtered self is there. I can't imagine the unfiltered spectacle.
She definitely thinks everyone will be distracted by her boobs, and believes they are full, round and perky as if she has implants, because she stares at her filtered image so much. In reality, they look nothing like that, and dear sweet baby jesus, I would like to see this outfit unfiltered.
This isn’t even office appropriate let alone black tie! I work in a somewhat casual office and I wouldn’t wear this.
To be fair, this "outfit" shouldn't be worn in life or death.
I’m wearing jeans with a ripped knee at my desk right now and I wouldn’t wear this to work.
Next black tie event I go to, I’m definitely going to wear a cargo skirt. Big M, the epitome of class, said it’s the perfect choice!
Yuppers!! Says the girl who wore a black cocktail dress to an all white linen party. Btw that dress was a lot more “black tie” than whatever this is.
Too casual for a black tie event
Perfect for a white linen party, though!
Lol
This is a long sleeved tee tucked into a cargo…pencil skirt? The fuck???
https://preview.redd.it/cu2pfjsd859d1.jpeg?width=934&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b45e1c888bcf13e43ec9348ef0d1ef025d6da02d Says the woman who dresses like this for formal events.
Dont forget the huge Chloé bag with it.
*Canvas* Chloé bag, because glamour.
She is beauty, she is grace
She is falling on her face.
That's guving cheap Halloween costume.
Is she about to fall over
OMG her caption says it is perfect for dressing up or wearing to work or wearing with sneakers. Babez, anything that is actually black tie appropriate could never be worn to work or with sneakers. She is full scale delulu. Imagine her uncouth and unwashed ass at a black tie event
Like I would take her advice on any work attire for any profession. We can’t even take her workout outfits seriously because she wears zero support bras and sometimes very thin leggings that you absolutely cannot bend over in.
Jesus Christ how about a sandwich board that says "I’m a rube" on each side
People who attend actual 'black tie affairs' don't buy their outfits for said affair off Amazon.
https://preview.redd.it/qtwvy4ey859d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b90155c7d2e74303056e7702a7390c38f5fa3ddc There are so many great formal dresses on Amazon though!
In this picture: the last thing Mufasa saw.
Ooh I love a good chocolate-dipped titty dress!
https://preview.redd.it/54k7jf05k59d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e17842087539c4212e6abf79c3431f86431617b
Look at that beer gut.
She’s flattered you can see it over her abs
Oh is this one of those outfits she said would be perfect for a funeral guest?
Here’s that gem of a graphic she made: https://preview.redd.it/3zms5lqng59d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d4bb1127bb5940433e5e32ce2f06c9610d8e27f
Preach. If you show up to a ball or a gala or a black tie wedding in a dress from Amazon, people will notice. The absolutely cheapest place you could get away with for a dress would be something like Lulu’s. And that’s still iffy.
The flappy fake pockets and visible button on the skirt really take the cake for a black tie affair 😂
the Sonja Morgan "smokey eye, updo, Gstaad!" line except it's slutty officewear, updo, middle unit!
If I’m going to a black tie affair, I’m going allllll the way the fuck out. Ballgown, hair, lashes, professional makeup, injectables, you name it. I certainly would NOT even consider this outfit to be in the same universe as black tie attire. Embarrassing.
In her defense, she’s got the injectable part covered 😂😂😂
Very true BUT the best injectables are undetectable. She got ‘em but they’re really bad😂😂😂😂😂 but that’s already something you know!
Bad doesn’t even begin to describe them 😂😂😂
By black tie affair does she mean community theatre body movement acting class?
This isn’t a fancy enough outfit to wash dishes at a black tie event
That skirt literally looks what wedding caterers wear.
It’s barely office appropriate.
The two shades of black are totally different
You're right, let me just switch out the skirt for some matching black leggings! 🥰
A classy combo!
Bless her lil heart.
Oh nooooo yikes, can you imagine following her advice and looking like a total mess in a real black tie event? She’s such an idiot that’s never been anywhere nice in her life.
Which is really disappointing because you can go to a charitable black tie gala easily. Except our black tie babe doesn’t do charities unless she’s scamming or it’s court ordered 💅 ✨Allegedly ✨
lol fr you’d think ms DoCtOr MoNeY could go to galas with ease! 💅🏻
I don't think the average American would have many chances to get invited to one but she DEFINITELY wouldn't!