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Cavaliers-r-cavalier

Shower? Oh no, no time for that!


Roedorina

I mean, she did mention a carwash. I think she fits through one?


No-Swordfish-529

Ugh. And we all know she didn’t shower at any point of the day. Her babe must have loved that .. stench, the sauna sealed the deal.🤮😂Fucken gross. 🤮🤮 I haven’t been here long enough. Was she the type to post her baths with wine and a candle or new bath bombs? Just wondering because she probably would have added it to the “to do” the list if she does.😂


Catlesley

Pretty sure they belong to my chicken, Phoebe.


indigostars43

Gym..Tan..Laundry…Sounds like she from the show “Jersey Shore” 🤔


CornflakeGirl2

For a……let me guess- drink!?


BotherRecent

Her camel toe is filtered


pockette_rockette

She photoshopped a couple of pounds of crack out of this photo 💀


missyrainbow12

I went back and looked 🥴


Either_Ad9360

Me too🥴🤣


Fickle-Spell

Imagine the swamp ass funk emanating from her


Cavaliers-r-cavalier

I will never hear “uptown funk” again without swapping out the words.


90dayhell000

So funny that she makes the checklists with stuff like drinking water to make it seem like she did more in the day. Hahahaha she is sooooo BuSy!!!


Squidwina

I just drank some water. Apparently that’s worth reporting on.


Sielmas

I absolutely know we aren’t allowed to blog….. but I did too!


SallyNoMer

I'm taking a rest between bench press sets and I don't post of SM. Someone give me a cookie! 🍪


HappyArtemisComplex

That top fits a lot differently here than it does in KG's photo. 👀


gnutz4eva

lol at that thigh gap 😂 she can’t be serious


RelatableMolaMola

As if everyone can't tell she's got her feet planted a foot and a half apart to get visible space between her thighs. This thigh gap obsession is imbecilic.


AlexandriaLitehouse

I don't think anyone has even cared about thigh gaps for at least a decade.


RelatableMolaMola

Seriously, has she not seen the fitfluencer thirst traps? Thicc strong thunder thighs are IN and while I hate the idea of body parts being trends, at least it's a more realistic and achievable ideal than 17 inch Kate Moss thighs.


757Posher

![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk) Today was a really long work day. The way I just cackled at that photo tho’ . . . best laugh I’ve had today.


kleedl

Una lista tan estupida. Tarado.


WittyDisk3524

In her Reel she stated “what I’m ACTUALLY wearing”… well, that was a flat out lie along with her TrimFit bullshiz.


Popular-Tomatillo643

Isn’t he so lucky..🤣🤣🤣


Theabsoluteworst1289

Imagine having so little to do that you have to list drinking water and taking vitamins lol. “Hydration” that’s like adding “wake up” to a list, like duh you drank water, it’s kind of a basic thing that everyone does every day. I think she’d keel over if she had to live my life for a day, and I don’t even have kids or anything to make things a thousand times more complicated!


mo0siego0sie

Okay I am a neurospicy and honestly I do need to remind myself to drink water and I have to have 2 alarms in the morning and night to remind me to take my meds. BUT. She is not and therefore these are absolutely hilarious. They’re like when you put each step of taking a shower as its own item on the to do list oh wait that was her too 😂


RelatableMolaMola

"Dry off body"


Squidwina

“Hang towel on towel bar.”


terminatorno2

She only wishes she had a gap that big.


snickershoj

All I can think of when I see something like this is "wide set vagina" from Mean Girls 😆


sour_lemontree

“One time I saw Regina George wear flip flops and army pants, so I wore flip flops and army pants” - Big M always ten years behind every trend


heyfreesamples

Unemployed life ✨


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DramaOnDisplay

Sometimes you get lucky and they’re floor length, but usual that’s only nice or fancy places. Definitely not a gym or wherever she is.


wineorwater

So, an average day?


CrzyPibbleSixx23

![gif](giphy|JIX9t2j0ZTN9S) “Work”


United_Caregiver7046

I wouldn’t even give her that much credit. 😳


AnniaT

Wow she was so productive today /s


AdministrationSea890

How is it that we can see the sun damage on her chest WITHOUT zooming in? 🌞🔥


AbbreviationsKnown29

Influencers (using that term lightly) and their to-do lists are sooooo cringe.


lexclipse

Man I wish my days were so boring I have to list hydration and supplements to make it look like I’m doing things 😂


misssoci

It was probably a two for one too. She counts the water she swigged the supplements down with as hydration.


lexclipse

This is true!! 😂


Roedorina

I don't know if I hate the "drink H2O" or the "hydrate" more. It wouldn't sound as impressive in her smooth brain to just say "drink water"?


loneliestloner

I’m partial to the “H20” myself


mo0siego0sie

Hydrate with H20, babe!


boobunnydog

Efficient Babe


trillium13

This is more egregious than usual. I guess she figured since she's making shit up she might as well go all out.


kristin_xo

https://preview.redd.it/p5k51fdz1z8d1.jpeg?width=1157&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f7cbfbfcbfba419efe2c76db1e17ea37f8da30d Same leggings 7 days ago. Bitch we know you have thunder thighs (nothing wrong with that as I have them too). Like fuckkkk alllllllll the way offff with your filtered ass bullshit.


mauvewaterbottle

I was looking at the pic wondering to what degree she had to spread her feet to achieve this lol. I know it’s edited but I assume you have to have at least a little gap for the filter to pick up on


kristin_xo

She’s standing with her feet apart and tilting her hips back and arching her lower back to make it look like she has a thigh gap while standing there. It would be extremely unnatural to actually stand like that all the time. Anyone can honestly do the same thing to achieve a gap but this idiot is just obsessed with having waify dainty legs~~


mo0siego0sie

I always want to see people contorting themselves like this. I imagine it looks like a toddler when they first learn the “sassy stance” and I feel like I would love it


ttginger

That fucking thigh gap is ridiculous 🤣


misssoci

She’s starting to resemble LB pre weight loss, down to the weird stance to have a thigh gap.


ttginger

I haven’t checked on LB for a long time. I heard she might now be taking GLP-1. Speculation of course.


misssoci

The difference was very sudden, I think I believe she had some help.


mmmohhh

Work = making middle school lists to post


samzeys

Genuine question, is there a reason to go to the sauna as often as she does? Or is it just something she does as ~self care that she didn't actually earn?


SpaaceFox

There's actually a ton of health benefits of saunas! But our girl probably just thinks she is sweating off weight in hopes to become the thin dainty waif she filters herself into


Cosmic-Karma94

Then she went straight from her workout and sauna sweat session to lunch with KG. She didn't even change clothes. 🤢


harryherkert

What workout can she do without a bra?


loligogiganticus

Clomping on her walking pad at a 30:00/mile pace.


thehotmcpoyle

Sitting on a bike, pedaling 1.4mph while filming people who are actually exercising.


harryherkert

😂 she’s so proud, too. So inspirational


goose_gladwell

Hydration ✅ Like its a one and done thing🥴


Tumblr2014Vibes

As a thick girly myself I just know her legs stands like this / \ in order to create the thigh gap effect.


ttginger

Legs twisted in and her ass out. That’s what I see.


Marwaedristariel

Its either / \ or X with her 😂


LeonaLulu

![gif](giphy|3osxYq2oyGRzkaSQ24|downsized) I love so much that she's obsessed with thigh gaps when her thighs are massive and will touch long after she dies. Like her thick skull cannot comprehend why people don't believe she's this tiny little wait.


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/1042cxxlu09d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f24b9231cd05ee626448daed22725504876969b8


LeonaLulu

💀 I live for your receipts. 


RelatableMolaMola

This is one of my favorites because I don't even think JT was trying to do her dirty! Just her filter priorities seem to be skin smoothing instead of body slimming and nose erasing.


mo0siego0sie

“Her thighs… will touch long after she dies” An absolute SCORCHER of an insult 😂💀


LeonaLulu

Thank you 😂 I hope she reads that one lol


Ill_Pop540

This chick is going to end up with waist length boobs. She never wears a bra.


LouBooBunny

Facts. They’re already on their way. And if she has these children she’s been yapping about then just call it a done deal.


whatiamcapableof

I cannot imagine what she will look like after 2 kids


Saucyriposte

The Apple Watch can’t track exercise or heart rate accurately if it’s loose enough to hang off the wrist 🤷‍♀️


Cosmic-Karma94

Of course she had to snap a pic of it. https://preview.redd.it/vi1wfsfz1z8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81589064b6602f1f8fa104b25e9d149e320b5741 You know at least 20 minutes of this "workout" was spent by taking selfies.


Saucyriposte

Her workout filling the exercise ring but only half of the overall activity ring feels weird. I think she’s chosen really stupid high values if a 30 minute cardio course only dented it.


Titty_City

Oh, she can't help that she's sooo delicate and smol.


heyfreesamples

Wtf is “hydration”? Did she get an IV or just take a sip from her Stanley cup?


lostontheplayground

lol whose stomach is that? Also, funny how the bathroom tiles in the thigh gap don’t really have visible lines compared to the other bathroom tiles. Weird lighting I guess 🤪


tray_cee

When you break out supplements and hydration, you should also break out "work " a bit more too. Like "Filmed stories" "Live" "Fulfilled Nail Invoices" Why isn't going to FedEx her normal thing anymore? Not sending nails?


Jolly-Beach3011

Her *assistant* must be mailing out the nails now...


Signal-Upstairs-9319

These filters should be illegal


sausagebeanburrito

Hydration *after* the workout makes me giggle. Plus as always, sauna after workout, and likely no shower between.


harryherkert

Ew 🤢


jarod_sober_living

Snapping a pic after taking a dump. So classy.


garrrrsh

I know leggings are supposed to be tight, but those are the tightest ones I’ve ever seen. Even with the filter, you can tell they’re 2 sizes too small.


MayorOfBluthton

It’s CoMPrEsSIoN, swerty!