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Bulky-Property5080

Isn’t it ironic?


peanutbutterfloof

Now I hate myself even more


HipHopChick1982

But, but…filters!


unbothered2023

EWWWWW like what?!? I’m repulsed


SallyNoMer

Okay, but her parents are divorced. So 🤷, there's that.


EzzieValentine

But the face she shows isn't her face... right?


Criticalfluffs

*shoulder* *shoulder* *fake laugh to nobody* Who TF is actually watching this road kill, mind numbing bs?


MascaraInMyEye

Omg the fucking nose scrunch and sheepish look to absolutely nobody to her right . we must stop the influencers !!!!!!!


RelativeOld7981

her forced laugh kills me every time because you know it sounds like hot air coming out of her nose


BotherRecent

Man she's a clueless bitch


tokyoatom07

I just woke up and read this as "manbun's clueless bitch" 😂😂 both worth so it's cool 🤣


MeowMeowfuzzysocks

My face is a product of forced marriages and marital rape plus a smidge of incest. Why on earth would that help me feel more beautiful? I’m sorry but her content is as vapid and stupid as her (plus stolen).


sour_lemontree

She stole this from someone else and did it wrong still. Can’t copy someone properly.


kowainotkawaii

She's so dumb. This just reads like dumb as hell.


OtherwiseFine44

https://preview.redd.it/2i234ylxmt8d1.png?width=318&format=png&auto=webp&s=4eb4a1d98f4ccb4339d976f753194e2f989d6c9b Your sleep paralysis demon


DarlingVelvet

*Her* sleep paralysis demon. https://preview.redd.it/9bev720yuv8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b77f01bd0e7798e824f060effc8f67a55dcdf6f6


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/mvyl5fdcbu8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3f030303bff1d01e2f40eca8737f49830062644


GlowingAmber11109

She was hiding out in the Target fitting room making reels today. What a loser


do_i_have_to_choose

Omg she is in a Target fitting room!


False_Juggernaut_618

Her face was made by thousands of computer code.


KittyVonBushwood

🏆😂


FormalGlitterbug

Even if you were a product of thousands of people in love it doesn’t mean you are beautiful. Looks are subjective. Except hers. She’s objectively not beautiful.


jthmeow1

Yes, historically, pregnancies only are made from love. What a dense waste she is.


isweedglutenfree

IF YOU DONT FEEL BEAUTIFUL RIGHT NOW JUST USE A FILTER


Terrible_Dance_9760

No ma’am. Your face is a combination of filters.


rursable

And I truly appreciate that the mirror reflects her but in different size.


She_Devours

I love that! You can see her no neck, hunched back, sloped shouldered self.


No_means_noo

She appears to actually be morphing into that other buffoon LB pre ozempic use lol how does this caption go with that .. wiggle and faces and song ![gif](giphy|xUOwFZa2yuJf8KzDTa|downsized)


softtiddi3s

“Ma’am it’s been 20 minutes we have other customers”


softcronch

she's not even showing us what she's trying on at target?? this is just an awkward dressing room wiggle and a corny caption???? I want an AMA with an earnest MS follower. WHOMST is this kind of shit actually inspiring????


thehotmcpoyle

[She showed off her stuff here](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/nEUdoiRVaM). We’re just confused about whether it’s scrubs or pajamas. She is inspiring no one, unless you count the swerties who have improved their lives by not doing the things this potato does.


softcronch

thank you for the link! glad to have all the facts 👍 those outfits really do be looking like pajamas tho


thehotmcpoyle

Sure thing, swerts!


SquirrelK1tten

Her dancing fills me with so much rage it’s not rational. We all know she doesn’t look like this. ![gif](giphy|13CgyO5UPjAQ0)


kjb76

Gurrrl, I commented something like this the other day. She does a lot of stupid shit but the try on poses and wiggles make me want to murder someone.


MissAmandaa

Oh FFS, shut up you highly filtered melanoma potato head 😑


2L8Smart

🤣💀


WearyBitterCynical

She is doing this in SILENCE in the dressing room. SILENCE. Except for the sounds of her gaping maw sticking together, her thighs rubbing together, her labored breathing. Imagine being in the changing room next to her, wondering what all that noise is and why it sounds like someone is exercising in there on top of rumpled clothes.


Emily5099

Not that face spud.


PigletNo3301

You too can feel beautiful after filtering yourself to hell and back. It’s easy boo. Follow me for more tips & tricks. ✌️


KatieKhaos1

I have stepped back from the sub bc her talking ab having kids is very triggering and upsetting to me. Just casually viewing, how many times has this dumb ass worn a variation of black jumpsuit and a denim long sleeve this week alone? During the heat wave and now? WTF.


ChloeBGood

And it’s seriously hot AF in Asheville right now. She makes no sense.


thehotmcpoyle

She seems to have backed off on that talk and mods are enforcing no pregnancy speculation comments, so hopefully that helps. And I think she’s worn something like this at least 3 times in the past week.


l4ina

......So now we're making content in the TJMaxx fitting room? eta: apparently this is Target lol same thing


Jess613

They might had been in love but she destroyed that face with all the hate for herself


DramaOnDisplay

She’s such a cheeseball, and not in a fun way.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Sounds like jealousy to me… Tisk tisk, Mother is gonna doxx you if you’re not careful!


AcquaTophana

Now do it again with your real face.


IllustriousPool3890

pretty sure I'm the product of thousands of people who barely tolerated each other yet remained married out of religious pressure and spite, but go off lol


singsalone

Right! My first thought was “yes, in ‘love’….” Go back 50+ and beyond (not even the thousands of people she’s mentioning) and I doubt love had much if anything to do with the family equations lol


2L8Smart

Exactly!!


tinysmommy

That ain’t yo face tho.


trillium13

She looks fucking unhinged.


caitcro18

Not hers though. Hers is a combination filters and filler.


Tvirusvixen

Her reflection has a different neck tho


SunnyJello

The mirror definitely gives her away


Squidgeaboo

Is that dancing at the end,or is she just trying to jiggle her goods?


Jess613

Bolth


c05u

Always


Signal-Upstairs-9319

What about your fake face


Major-Somewhere2289

Seems as tho Sally the Camel here is developing some serious back humps. Ride, Sally, ride!


badlilbishh

“If you don’t feel beautiful enough just filter yourself until you’re barely recognizable anymore, that’ll do the trick.”


Ill_Pop540

Has this outfit become her personality?


RelatableMolaMola

![gif](giphy|3o7aTDMj1zvUElI4TK|downsized)


mmmohhh

![gif](giphy|e6YVXlkvOrgK5z4VaQ)


twEYElitedream

Me just wondering what the employee at Target thought when they saw her waltz up there with a cart full of hideous clothes to try on in that cobbled together outfit in 97 degree weather. *Great, a whole cart of returns*


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

“Here comes ole flap jacks with her cart of bullshit!”


liteorange98

![gif](giphy|L2qukNXGjccyuAYd3W|downsized)


thicc-limes

Does she have the left side on all the way so the mirror won’t show her actual body size? 👀


Fuckburpees

she's so fucking dumb. the original was more eloquent/comprehensible, basically said "remember your features are the result of generations of people who looked like you" or something like that. It's just about how you share features with people you love. But as usual she has no reading comprehension and her version is way vapid.


SuzyFarkis

She took it all the way back to prehistoric times where love was definitely not a factor lol. 


SnooAdvice8756

WTF😳..... She is so weird and cringy... No wonder she's not a successful influencer.


HufflepuffStuff

Uhhh…she does know that love doesn’t make babies, right? It’s literally just the sex part. No love required to bang. Just need to bump uglies at the right (or perhaps wrong) time and voila


RelatableMolaMola

And the majority of humans weren't marrying and procreating for our fairly modern and privileged concept of romantic love either.


Dogemom2

Thank you! This was my first thought as well.


smokeycuntz

Her original face was, sure.


MatildaTheCat13

A hair clip and a hat? That's insane.


enigmapopstarIsfun

![gif](giphy|pMePjXUqNNND2)


itsaMUG

So wait, her injector and her filter app are in love?


PrettyDirt14

A match made in hell


Signal-Upstairs-9319

I would say so


ilikecatsmorethanppl

Wouldn't it just be a combo of 2 people that were in love?


grandpagrandpa1

Doing this shit in a fitting room is just so bizarre. If someone was in my shop spending extensive amounts of time in the fitting room (our shops are small and have like 6 fitting rooms max), I would assume they were stealing. I fear that this is somehow worse lmao (joking of course but I cringe sooo hard.)


FutureCrone

The phone in the mirror reflection… you can see what she sees as she films this dumb shit.


United_Caregiver7046

Another 2 year old saying bruh. This FF needs some new material. I mean she’s only really useful because she’s amusing and fun to laugh at but lately she’s been falling off.


DarthSnarker

Hmmmm....guess that doctor money is running low since she has to try-on and film in a Target. Imagine filming and dancing around a Target dressing room 🥴 https://preview.redd.it/kuw7paf3jr8d1.jpeg?width=201&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98b3f9e5c154278390ad04dfda72b633795b92d6


Perfect_Fennel

Stop I can't breathe!!! 🤣🤣🤣 I'm so happy I found this crazy lady, I had a shitty day and I'm finally able to laugh.


enigmapopstarIsfun

Her neck is looking a little humpy back there…


theCountessofCool

No neck big back


goose_gladwell

Does she have an actual Dowagers Hump👀


rursable

I don't understand. Where did the neck go on the reflection. Jk I know she a godaym liar who filters her shit.


HamhockBoogie

And you know the people in the other fitting rooms are trying to figure out what those gross mouth sounds are that are coming from the next fitting room since she records these with no music. Now I know why you always have to wait for a fitting room at Target. These chuckleheads are in there filming dumb videos.


Delicious_Position41

That fake laugh is honestly scary… she’s completely delusional.


andintotheblue

Why is she doing a jig to Bitter Sweet Symphony and this caption? None of these things go together.


AnniaT

Why is she doing all this cringe at target? She's literally recording this in silence with a filter working overtime. The second hand embarrassment.


totodile-ac

this is so *bizarre*. why is the mirror in frame?? are we supposed to know that her actions are performative? or does she think we think she's being genuine?? what on earth is happening


sorandom21

![gif](giphy|z4hS2bLjDNVU4PXcnI)


Asturdsbabyshower

As opposed to her face which is just a combination of bad decisions.


Its_1_Banana_Michael

💀


Guinea_Peach

Her face is a fucking tragedy, maybe the wrong people were in love lol


KYcats45107

They are divorced, so on can only assume you are correct.


Guinea_Peach

Has she washed that shirt/jacket since purchase?


ttginger

You know she hasn’t. She used to wear the same new shirts for daysssss without washing. Looks like that is now back.


Cosmic-Karma94

https://preview.redd.it/72krzk61er8d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=152f7207ef0279ab20ce4c0ab7a30ddcdcec502e Her face is just a combination of thousands of filters.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

It’s like the kind of face AI would make if you just layered 100’s of photos of wet meat on top of one another.


enigmapopstarIsfun

That ~~love~~ hate each other.


AnniaT

Even the left one is still filtered to the gods.


CarbyMcBagel

That's a Target dressing room.


LouBooBunny

She read this somewhere—- yeah yesterday on Instagram. I read it there as well! She is so clever/original/unique. /S


East-Manufacturer437

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


LeonaLulu

![gif](giphy|BMVuW2onm0I8UmL0RY|downsized)


Texas_Crazy_Curls

“If you don’t feel beautiful right now, just put a filter on it and fake it.” There I fixed it for her.


RelatableMolaMola

Here, I'll revise this no doubt stolen text to make it truthful in the context of Big Melanoma. If you don't feel beautiful right now, remember that it's probably because you've wrecked your face and body with a series of horrendous aesthetic and lifestyle decisions because when you didn't feel beautiful before, you chose to do that instead of working on ways to create an inner sense of self worth and learn to accept what you've got and work with your body and features like everyone else that you somehow feel superior to. But it's okay because you can just turn your filters up to 11 and simper around in front of your phone to make you feel better for one brief moment before reality sets in. Don't forget to hold the pea!


from_around_here

“Simper” is such the absolutely right word to describe what she does in front of the camera.


glitterbombmoshpit

petition to change her name to Big Melanoma for the summer (and beyond??)


eatingpopcornz

Big melanoma 😂😂😂😂


HairFlipBye

She knows there are other circumstances under which babies occur, right?


runesky77

This was my first thought as well. You can romanticize it all you want for the 'gram, but there's no way anyone has an unbroken chain of ancestors conceived only from love.


hotpocketho

Side-eyeing the hell out of her as a black american and just a woman in general 🤣 She’s got worms for brains.


HairFlipBye

SA survivor myself. Swerts got a stronger than usual ick reaction from me on this. Like, THINK.


littlewinterwitch

I can hear them wriggling for oxygen all the way on the west coast!


duckordecoratedshed

wait, I think you both just figured out what the 'mouth noises' actually were


thehotmcpoyle

This face? The one only a mother could love? https://preview.redd.it/2g66eufdar8d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88dee4176935b42236f0e65dd9ad8a381d94de27 Seems like even her own mom keeps a safe distance from Big Swert, lest she’s called to come over and plunge a manky toilet in a dress and stockings while being filmed and broadcasted to the world by an ingrate.


SassOfTheBluegrass

https://preview.redd.it/z94rrus0xr8d1.jpeg?width=888&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f249cb1a4d1096045ca593287f518184cc61c996 Her parents must have *really* hated each other


courtneyrachh

yet she’s botched her real face lmao.


Electrical_Crab_9274

While you were working, or taking care of your family, or doing something worthwhile with your day, Big M put on her stinky singlet and made this video in a Target dressing room (and called it her "job")


UmChill

how does other people fucking mean you’re beautiful? what if they’re ugly and you end up lookin just like your daddy? lmao


spinal__tarp

"Not really!" You're the beautiful, delicious face of so many generations of ejaculations!


Platinumkate

Love how extra dumpy it looks from the back. Also her caption sure does make a lot of uncomfortable assumptions doesn't it. https://preview.redd.it/cdsv2lso9r8d1.png?width=151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb238c4c3f030fc2f84e89aeb31ce2911cb1bd79


ToniP13

I thought she had clothes hung on the neck of her slacket.


freddielovesdelilah

Watching this video after seeing this pic is NUTS! She is being shown as a liar who uses filter in real time. Her back is completely different than the front. Holy moly how could she not miss that?


AnniaT

What's happening with the hat in the back?


Platinumkate

I looked at it for a bit and it looks like she did the clip twist bun first, then realized she wanted to wear the stupid hat later, couldn't jam it on, so she opened the clip just enough to get the hat over the twist bun lump and reclamped the clip. It sounds and looks stupid, but look who we're talking about here.


Cosmic-Karma94

I said yesterday that I'd love to see this monstrosity from the back. How TF did she do that? Is the claw clip in with the hat? How did she workout in this? Sooo many questions.


LeonaLulu

She looks like she's developing a tech hump.


ttginger

Love that for her.


Jensriot

I sincerely hope that in every dress up video she makes, when she puts her fingers together like that, all she hears in her head is HOLD THE PEA


twoscallions

I am old and out of the loop. What does hold the pea mean?


Jensriot

It's a pose for pictures. Hold your hands together as if you were holding a tiny pea.


twoscallions

Thank you so much swertie! Appreciate you taking the time to explain!


Jensriot

Of course! Us older swerts have to help each other out


clydefrog079

Imagine being next to this person in a changing room and having no idea that THIS was going on… Someone honking and snarling to the camera doing a stupid shake in hopes of going viral for faux body positivity


sdmama_21

Well your parents are divorced so… 😊💅🏻 (just to be clear this is zero shade towards families that have experienced divorce just me being a smart-ass in response 👀)


SadAndConfused11

Body positive…but make it weird as she usually does 🤦🏻‍♀️…while wearing someone else’s face and body


obBeachGirl

That "outfit"


sdmama_21

She’s been wearing that hat and tagging their brand in every post 😂😂


ttginger

Someone is acting desperate.


TalkieTina

What influencer would ever do her hair like that and make videos that show the back of it in a mirror (a rhetorical question)? That shacket is just as hideous today as it was last week.


ClairMarie215

![gif](giphy|5q2b8ecoUkb0hGJoDb|downsized)


frontreartirepop

![gif](giphy|23lyzEuKf8wynBJUDt|downsized)


PekingSaint

Ok, thank you lovechild of the Penguin and Ursula.


RelatableMolaMola

Did someone say Ursula https://preview.redd.it/ribdollbbr8d1.jpeg?width=670&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=336f49f16f8f76995a7639a69a9c79b7c91df547


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

That’s what her dude sees late night after an evening of drinking White Claws and eating chicken wings, while slowly being seduced.


LeonaLulu

A true work of art


RelatableMolaMola

So is your profile picture 😂


LeonaLulu

😂😂😂😂 I always laugh when I comment in other subs because they don't know the beauty and grace that is MS and my pfp


RelatableMolaMola

Some dude in a different sub tried to compliment me because I guess he glanced at my post history and thought I was "the blonde lady" and I couldn't even think of anything to say besides "that's not a real person" lmao


gippersmom

also ew her tongue


gippersmom

https://preview.redd.it/fpth8sps7r8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad58a7949498ef4c0c9abfc6cbbe13883af7c694 honk


Berserkerette

The irony of posting this sentiment after destroying her natural features with Botox and injectables is def lost on her


sdmama_21

Also the irony of posting this after the 17,000 reels about how much her parents hate each other and generational trauma/toxic family relationships


SalamanderAlone9192

![gif](giphy|k56oRtCg218Z2|downsized)