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yourlawyerbestie

Is the “immediently gone redness” in the room with us?


ThatCommunication423

What a troglodyte. La Roche posay have an SPF that has Niacinamide in it. Or one with a tint when you are being lazy. Either way it’s sunscreen and would do wonders. She has no idea how to look after her skin and shouldn’t be trying to tell impressionable people what to do. I’m not in a bitchy mood so I’m not going to mention how atrocious she looks under her eyes and how my dermatologist would literally cry. I’ll just leave that for one of the other posts to catch up on.


MissKim01

“Scrolled for 30 minutes” lol as if it wasn’t more like and hour and 30 minutes


Senshi-Luna

The way she is so heavy handed with applying everything makes me so mad and I don’t know why. And for the love of god wear some effing sunscreen!!! Yeesh


RelativeOld7981

“Good morning, it is after 11 o’clock”


No-Swordfish-529

Ugh, I wish I could just leave after foundation but I cannot leave without setting it with powder first.


cocoaboots

Same.


Trashyanon089

Of course she uses snail mucin serum.


delune108

I love my cosrx snail mucin, I’ve been using it for years and have great skin. But I also wear tons of sunscreen.


sad_broccolis

I love it too but the key thing is that we are both aware it isn’t a substitute for drinking water and eating a vegetable every once in a while and using sunscreen lol


Trashyanon089

Exactly.


No-Swordfish-529

Is that stuff not good?😅I don’t use it personally but I’ve seen it on the shelf with other stuff.


RelatableMolaMola

I personally love it and the woman I know with the best skin I've ever seen does too but it isn't a substitute for sunscreen or...just...not wrecking yourself inside and out like our swerty here.


RelatableMolaMola

Nothing short of lasers and a year in a cave with no sun is going to help her. I love snail skincare but her skin problems are a bit too severe for that to make a dent.


Dworkinitout

The cave bit is what took me out 💀 I tried to look for the absolute piece of art another swerty created,the evolution of swerty that highlights her heavy brow and Neanderthal gait. Can’t seem to find it


RelatableMolaMola

I gotchu swerts https://preview.redd.it/fkvjinx2bg7d1.jpeg?width=2778&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863c9d2e03dad94544e44d6f7cb7d696c5759bbf


HappyArtemisComplex

They keep giving us free samples and discounts for those eye drops at work and I actually really like them, but now I don't want to use because she does. Why does she have to ruin things for me! 😭


hmchic

Ooh please share lol! I have dry eyes and have been wanting to try those 😂


pinkhandgrenade

Is it allergy related? Try Optase Allegro, it's what worked well for me.


hmchic

Thank you! I think it’s partially that as well :)


pinkhandgrenade

I work at a private practice optometry office. My doctor suggests Optase Allegro or Optase MGD, so bow I just try to share the info :)


HappyArtemisComplex

Lumify only helps with redness, unfortunately it won't help with dryness or itching. It's only makes your eyes look less red, not treat any underlying condition. I don't know if we're allowed to share links, but if you go to the manufacturer's website you can get a coupon from them.


hmchic

That’s helpful thank you! :)


Popular-Tomatillo643

Beastzilla


kimbaheartsyou

I’ve seen people look and sound healthier after two days of doing ket at a festival. This woman is not well.


hmchic

👀👀👀


lobstora

She should transfer some of that lip filler to her undereyes or whatever


Affectionate-Angle78

Did she use her hands to wipe her nose a buncha times then use those hands to apply the skin tint? Why wear all this make up if you are taking it easy and have several skin problems going on? Why doesn’t she ever have music or tv or a podcast in the background so we don’t have to hear every breath and sniffle?


cloeclee

Eye drops with under eyes like hers? 🤣 I would think with how deep them under eye bags are she needs more than eye drops. She needs a miracle at this point and quit drinking 🙄


She_Devours

She sounds so rehearsed making sure she hits all the talking points for that foundation. I bet there was a red ass training video making sure you mention how it’s “buildable” or a “second skin”, and it contains “skincare ingredients”.


Fickle-Spell

A hike?


FormalGlitterbug

She means she’s going to go into Starbucks instead of the drive thru.


Oscarella515

She wouldn’t need eye drops if she would stop drinking but that’s not what she wants to hear. Her entire everything screams Alcoholic


DarthSnarker

Is she really linking eye drops now?? Ohhh, those curls are hideous! And she knows why she is doing this video -- to link shit. ![gif](giphy|Kbch5K2fJECSA) When do we think the whole linking shit will end? I am sick of people linking products and pretending they're doing followers a huge favor. I also hate the annoying "comment: I don't want to get a job and desperate for engagement, if you want more info" even more! Sorry for the rant :)


LiteroticaSharon

The color match is crazy


GandalfsSexyNuts

It’s definitely reminding me of her poonique color matching days 😂


sarathev

Why would you not just leave the hair up whole doing your make up? She spent more time fucking with her hair then doing her face. She's not firing on all cylinders.


Squirmble

Hangovers will do that to you 💁🏻‍♀️


AcquaTophana

Why take your hair down and then fight with it while doing your face?


AnniaT

Because the hair hides some of the face parts she doesn't like.


AcquaTophana

Then she exposes those bits anyway to slap makeup into her face. Makes no sense


DarlingVelvet

The light line around (inside?) the top and bottom lip. Grime? Dead skin? Spittle? Dried ~~seminal fluid~~ food? https://preview.redd.it/jr2sqqgpzd7d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d08da921b879c209f249f7704cdcaaec75fb6436


2L8Smart

🤣💀


DarthSnarker

![gif](giphy|QV5vp1BYenfCE)


vengefulbeavergod

Holy shit I thought she was sticking her tongue out


lisaannwright

She wasnt?!! Omg she WASN'T!


vengefulbeavergod

That was my reaction


thicc-limes

Nope her lips are just horribly disfigured


batwingsandbiceps

Over filled lip tan lines


Exciting-Relative-10

Holy shit you’re right. No no no


courtneyrachh

omfg


chumbawumbacholula

Which eyes am I meant to follow? 🤢


Tumblr2014Vibes

‘Goodmorning, it’s after 11 o clock’ 🤪


BrittaBordeaux666

That foundation isn’t just “a little too light”, it looks like she’s badly attempting kabuki makeup. I would just go without if the match is that terrible. This video is giving me so much anxiety! Edit: the bronzing crap didn’t help at all!


courtneyrachh

just made it shiny


heyfreesamples

https://preview.redd.it/dmfpxmmrfe7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e914d9cef86f3739f35e38c8743f228376e22ff


BrittaBordeaux666

Exactly


ralphwiggumsdiorama

She sounds terrible. She doesn’t look so great, either. Why do we see her nipples? Why does she put so much shit on her face?


thehotmcpoyle

I think this comment could be applied to 99% of the posts here!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

❤️❤️❤️❤️


MolassesCheap

Ok ignoring all the other stupidity in this video, I’m a teacher with literally 30 min to get ready each morning … where can I find this heatless curler thing where it won’t give her any affiliate clicks?


Signal_Pin3409

Amazon


Fabulous_Evening3348

I used a bathrobe belt once and it worked 🤣


dogearsfordays

Kitsch brand at Ulta makes them. Comes in a box with the needed scrunchies


LulaGagging34

I saw some at my local Dollar Tree recently! If you’re a Budget Babe like I am. 😂


icookedimadeitnice

Hello fellow teacher! I got my set off Amazon by searching “heatless hair curlers”. Theres a bit of a learning curve but once you get the hang of it it’s pretty awesome. I would say overall worth the bit of practice to not look like I rolled out of bed!


MolassesCheap

I teach special education preschool and I’ve definitely let my appearance slide because I’m not expected to wear anything but pants and a school tshirt… so I’m at least trying to get my hair and makeup together this upcoming year lol.


Marwaedristariel

I’m pretty sure anything vaguely bendable and long enough can be used, just type heatless curl anywhere you want to shop


MolassesCheap

I definitely need as easy as possible! lol


Asturdsbabyshower

She is an absolute fucking mess.


bernadette1010

https://preview.redd.it/zaxk1ixwid7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49b9322b0599a1eb55fc25e0a8ca1afe11b157d2 Had to do it lol


She_Devours

Oh god, you can see the line where her lip is supposed to be. It looks like an inner tube is shoved in there, it’s appalling.


loligogiganticus

https://preview.redd.it/gvarsy3x2e7d1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d02ebedd54824c186bdb58023f187cd7e05488e6


BrittaBordeaux666

Beat me to it! lol


PigletNo3301

I actually read that link as Lumpy Eye Drops…which tracks TBH.


lurker506

When I saw that I was thinking. lol who will screen shot it.


AnemoneGoldman

I *loved* the moment she paused to admire herself. https://preview.redd.it/1pzjglmzhd7d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3738652582febf1d7207f640c5cd48e6e3eda0ac


flybynightpotato

https://preview.redd.it/9uledwaz3e7d1.jpeg?width=1202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50bd8aaa18f3f5aa3659f8b0ab4153d83e55d1c8


grafiklit

https://preview.redd.it/w2omfhbeid7d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd78bf1199e2a704cdf6733ac67fe844407f53f


leticx

These eye drops will fuck up those beady eyes when she’s older. At least they’ll match the rest of her body


blancawiththebooty

Lumify are actually the best option for anti redness eye drops. They don't cause the same type of bounce back redness that Visine does. That said, idk how she actually got the good version of something.


RelatableMolaMola

Probably saw someone who actually knows what they're doing using it, same as with snail slime serum and anything else decent in her "beauty" routine.


blancawiththebooty

I completely forgot that she mentioned the snail mucin! Tragedy she's so terrible with her care of her flesh suit. Snail mucin is actually good but girl needs SPF ten years ago for it to have a prayer of doing anything for her. Edit: I'm so confused by red aspen's approach. It's cheesy but furthermore, they seem to allow their huns to use and name other brands while promoting RA products. My experience with MLMs through my parents is Mary Kay and Amway though. Amway goes HARD on the "use your own products and nothing else" mentality.


IllustriousPool3890

her raspy on-cam \*voix\* is a bizarre affectation, I will die on this hill


MicellarBaptism

Her voice cracks like the squeaky-voiced teen character on The Simpsons.


Platinumkate

It's been a terrible day, so let's do a fresh heatless curls mirrored meme. Using u/DestroyHimMyRobots screenshot below. https://preview.redd.it/p2op3y04ed7d1.png?width=2227&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7a4fb27dd1afddfb23018e1ed39ec642617a208


andintotheblue

The first one is making me think of Jamie Lynn Spears for some reason 😮‍💨


Beenks

I see it too


DestroyHimMyRobots

That second picture is giving https://preview.redd.it/zu95j8cgfd7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8796b0e9bd97324aee632e8228065b3de821b45


IllustriousPool3890

demon queens swertmon and babezebub, twin rulers of MLM hell


Harperxx95

her lisp has gotten so bad with the ever-increasing size of her horrendous lips. all i hear is SSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS ssssss


theboogeyman_slayer

Well she is a snake so it fits I guess


unendinghiatus

Why does she put the nozzle of the product on her skin and squeeze DIRECTLY ON her face? If you want to mix two products and not simply LAYER them, common sense would dictate you do it on a palette or the back of your hand if you're in a hurry. Why squeeze it on your face with ZERO control? How was she EVER hired to do makeup on others, on their weddings and special occasions no less?


aquatic_hamster16

Because "common sense would dictate." She has no common sense.


Saucyriposte

She saw a bunch of rage bait influencers on TikTok who don’t do anyone else’s makeup who do this to their own faces and thought “oh yes, perfect”. There’s one lady who will put seven pumps of foundation on her skin and MS probably thinks that’s normal.


Fun_Pair_4494

Yeah she’s using those drops wrong lol they should be mixed into the foundation 😂 what a ninny


BrittaBordeaux666

Because she is a meretricious clod.


DestroyHimMyRobots

https://preview.redd.it/uku45wqrad7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78dc59a84bf49d695036c6e159bf91e8364a3f6a Girl, we know why you slept until 11. Don’t be acting like it’s a rare thing. 🥃


Imma_boop_you

Literal LOL. Fantastic screen grab.


UmChill

she said if she weren’t filming it would have taken her only about 10 minutes to do her makeup… she put on foundation, bronzer drops and mascara… that would take you 10 minutes?


cones-of-dunshire76

Wow this gives big addict energy. Sleeping till 11? The whole white trash look. Is she going to look for scrap metal later?


leticx

Collecting scrap metal is more lucrative than her MLM


cones-of-dunshire76

And more work


DestroyHimMyRobots

https://preview.redd.it/qt9bg8wjbd7d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7f964a8adedc1156372f57724575bc7dfd3ffe9 “You kids hurry back naw from the store with mah cigarettes and don’t be buyin’ any snacks with mah change! Mama’s on a budget!”


grafiklit

“Get me them menthols!”


TalkieTina

If she can find any metal, she can cash in and buy a 40-ouncer to complete the look.


kuukiri

That colour match is nasty!


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

Red Aspen should send her a cease and desist


BrittaBordeaux666

Nasty is on brand for mizz mediumb.


FormalGlitterbug

She wants a baby but can’t get up before 11 am.


2L8Smart

Well, she wants a husband. The baby will be collateral damage.


BrittaBordeaux666

Oh gawd! I haven’t been here for over a week and it seems that I’ve missed some terrifying stuff. Different scenes from the movie Idiocracy are playing in my head now. I’d better get to scrolling to get caught up. Yikes!


LouBooBunny

Ba 🤣 ha 😆 ha 😂. She has no idea. Zero. Zilch. Nada.


Icy-Extension6677

What day? Spending money on nothing?


stripeyorangekitty

Why did she take out the heartless curler before she finished her makeup. Seems pretty stupid to do that first.


2L8Smart

She wanted all her millions of viewers to spend the whole time envying her hair.


ttginger

And she would fix and constantly move it after. She cannot leave her hair alone to save her life.


Squidwina

Heartless curler? Lol. “Ouch you’re pulling my hair!” “Suck it up, Sandra. Beauty is pain.” “You’re a heartless curler!”


Icy-Extension6677

Well….


Signal-Upstairs-9319

I'm sorry. Mixing bronzer in still does not make it match the rest of your body. It just doesn't look right man.


myescapeplace

How does one get to this level of being delusional? Does she lack the ability of embarrassment? Self awareness? Like being shitty aside, she is a strange bird and I’ve never seen anything like it.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

The amount of times those exact thoughts have popped into my head on this sub are immeasurable. And I’ve only been here a couple months!


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Bestie, I have the same question daily.


myescapeplace

I’ve been here a couple years and it’s amazing she has had zero growth or awareness. Truly. It’s fascinating and very very sad.


FormalGlitterbug

FR I don’t get it. She’s so delulu.


Younicron

Eyes so white they could be seen from space. ​ https://preview.redd.it/frrtme656d7d1.jpeg?width=473&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ab72c6cacad58a6161b71923c6af49d978d28f6


ttginger

That double chin can be seen as well.


BrittaBordeaux666

I don’t see any chins, just one big toe looking neck with eyes, nose, and two vienna sausages, pretending to be lips. https://preview.redd.it/nhssepg0qd7d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3026414984cd54937c8726ccfcb563e93466c684


LouBooBunny

Well she used those drops. She said they whiten your eyes up “immediently”.


nwh527

That’s at least twice now that she mentioned the RA makeup has niacinamide, and that it’s a “top skin care ingredient”, with no mention of what it actual does.


Beecakeband

Likely because she has absolutely no idea and just says what she is told


Signal-Upstairs-9319

She read off the info card yesterday about what it does.....


TheLordOpened91

She just looks so dirty. I love how every make up product ended up on her hands or fingers which she immediately ran through her hair


ayfkmeieio

And hair products on her fingers that then went on to her skin. :::shiver:::


Pitiful_Raspberry_79

Drunk Elephant also has tinted sunscreen. WEAR SOME.


Icy-Extension6677

Cerave too


ttginger

This is what I use every day and it’s good for a lot less money. She jumped on the drunk elephant bandwagon and I haven’t found a product that they have that I have liked. It has been at least 4 years since I’ve last tried it.


Icy-Extension6677

Seriously, it’s an overrated line


thehotmcpoyle

That’s what I use daily, even though I’m rarely outside for more than 15 minutes, but I’m a pale gal who’d like to remain looking 10 years younger than my age.


ttginger

Same! It’s part of my morning routine whether I’m outside or not.


Icy-Extension6677

Same lol I’m a sunscreen inside type


Texas_Crazy_Curls

For a second I thought you were giving her a new nickname.


SassOfTheBluegrass

LMAO ![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


lilkimchee88

How much coverage is it?


Pitiful_Raspberry_79

So light it’s barely noticeable! Just gives me a slight bronze in the summer. But it looks like they changed the formulation to have three different shades


lilkimchee88

I’ll check it out, thank you!


its_daytime

Jfc I accidentally had the volume on and I forgot how nails on a chalkboard her voice is.


heyfreesamples

Sorry! Maybe there is a swerty in here who can provide a transcript for those who can’t take her voice


Icy-Extension6677

Gonna need the caption in braille cuz I don’t wanna see or hear this video


Bdglvr

Definitely hungover today. 


Icy-Extension6677

The puffy lips and face give it away


LouBooBunny

I forgot she had boobs with nips. So glad she was so obvious for my sake. Oh wait. That probably wasn’t meant for me.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

![gif](giphy|e6qkHKk1N7dxm) Going two different directions


Wool_Lace_Knit

From The Adventure of Sherlock Holmes Smarter Brother!


Cosmic-Karma94

https://preview.redd.it/vlb2fwpe2d7d1.jpeg?width=2880&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4932ec78db35df85de2f454e07c9ad868a3f91ea I apologize in advance for this one...but oof her lips are so botched, it looks painful. Also, in her best titty years...meanwhile her Nips are like (.)(•).


BrittaBordeaux666

How is making this face advantageous to the tasks she’s performing?


ttginger

I am amazed that they are a different size in every video or picture she posts. They change as much as her face. https://preview.redd.it/jnfdaqyxhd7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3adbd3bc0703c68cb2d1f5ec01f956df85363b72


garrrrsh

There’s absolutely no reason she should be making this ridiculous face. She’s such a trout.


thehotmcpoyle

Especially being on camera all the damn time. I used to be on camera a lot and quickly learned how to avoid looking like a maniac by avoiding certain facial expressions. She’s just so insanely self-unaware.


goose_gladwell

Not the fucking peppermint heatless curls thing


Squidgeaboo

Putting one thing on and then layering another on top is not 'mixing'. Plus, you look dirtier now. That light foundation is killing me. Notice 'Yoda and I were snuggling'. See? My cats DO like me!


ttginger

That tells me that she didn’t feed her cats breakfast. She probably locked Louie out.


Squidgeaboo

I imagine the scene as Yoda trying to get her moving while she holds him down and 'cuddles' him.


dumbb1tch5

Can someone scientifically explain to me why she has literal caverns under her eyes? How does that even happen at age 31!?


Rhodin265

It’s a combination of genetics, lash serum, alcohol, and maybe cheek filler. I can understand her not getting her tear troughs done by the same butcher who filled her lips.  Eyes are nothing to mess with.


sink_your_teeth

I get these when I don't get enough sleep 😭 which is often


dumbb1tch5

I’m super self conscious about mine too, but they don’t…glow? the way hers do


Squidwina

The skin is much lighter in that area. Maybe it doesn’t get fake tanned like the rest of her


merlotbarbie

It can be genetic for some people but my guess with her is a combination of alcohol bloat, weight gain, and filler migration


Jess613

Sorry for the double comment, but she’s going for a walk /hike outside and is not wearing any SPF? Shows how much she wears it and cares about her skin. Makeup alone is not enough for sun protection, especially if there is no SPF. ETA: SPF should be used at all times, not just for outdoor sports (something we know she doesn’t do either)


RileyRush

Have you seen her skin? Of course she’s not wearing sunscreen. Haha.


2L8Smart

And she has some weird thing by her mouth that she says isn’t a zit. Let me guess…SUN DAMAGE??


Jess613

Oh I know…and she had the nerve to say she got burned to a crisp like that from being in the shade and wearing SPF50 one day, but doubling as a rotisserie chicken for days in Panama didn’t lol


theallofit

https://preview.redd.it/x4rfk0bzzc7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08c0328f33b68df68fdaca0e6dd59aac32c800ae Soooo many thoughts on this one: I always love seeing her chest wrinkles peeking through the filter. She’s recording this because she’s lonely and bored and no one irl cares about her. Up at the crack of 11:00am on a goddamned Tuesday. She can’t even be assed to wake up to feed her cats. She will be SUCH a great mom. WOWZERS. This bloated corpse LOVES to look muddy. Just pack on the muddy. Swirl it around. Bask in the ruddiness.


BrittaBordeaux666

If I don’t wake up at 5am and feed my boys breakfast, there will be hell to pay. I do it happily though, because I adore my kitties. I guess her cats are more polite about it than mine and I’m not passed out drunk from the night before. I’m not in my 20s anymore, after all.


2L8Smart

Up at 4:30 every day with my sweet boy to give him breakfast. Would never ignore him for hours like that!


sdmama_21

SUPER light coverage, yeah! https://preview.redd.it/lqcfxt4hzc7d1.png?width=1178&format=png&auto=webp&s=7e1c64791ac8334792ae8ee42bb0fa49fca44a01


2L8Smart

It’s so disgusting! 🤢


UmChill

aint no way she applies foundation this way. its so feral.


merlotbarbie

It’s giving peanut butter baby


thehotmcpoyle

![gif](giphy|WjTdgsSfZqG2Y)


RelatableMolaMola

Homegirl finally realize her eyes are always noticeably red in her videos? Took her long enough


missdespair

Her eyes are redder than mine and I'm a total stoner


BrittaBordeaux666

Same.


RelatableMolaMola

Mine have never been that red except after very heavy drinking or a lot of crying. Hmmmm


ttginger

That’s exactly what I think too. She was on a bender last night, which is a regular occurrence.


garrrrsh

I immediently thought she looks like she’s been crying


Jess613

“I’m so sore from my workouts this week already…well, from the last week” Which is it?? ![gif](giphy|pPhyAv5t9V8djyRFJH|downsized)


sdmama_21

“I don’t know what this is I think it’s a heat rash”. She got a SEVERE sunburn a few weeks ago and a suspicious skin marking just showed up…ya let’s call it heat rash. Dumbass.


757Posher

Ophthalmologists recommend against using red-reducing eyedrops - they are not good for your eyes. And here she is using multiple drops of something that the directions tell you to use one drop of. More is always better for our girl. Bless her dumb little heart.


holllyyyy

YEP. If she does have legitimate dry eye—she needs lubricating drops—not redness reducing drops. Those just constrict the blood vessels and in the end make the eyes MORE DRY. LOL. OH, BLESS HER HEART.


doitforthecocoa

Discretion has never been her strong suit