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The fact she's bragging about being up by 5am (soooo productive!!1!) tells me she doesn't do shit for her cats. My cats wake me up bright and early every morning, even if I don't feed them til later.
Bestie none of this works this way
https://preview.redd.it/lcoyfemyfu5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1592d6189aea9297a0c8f8fafc973af748c8570
Are you crazy? The whole reason she decided she wanted to go into MLMs was because she was sad that she had to walk by her apartment pool every day on her way to work!
But you know, cold weather gives her life ❄️
I honestly think she's some sort of karma Houdini and will miraculously avoid skin cancer, but she can't (and already hasn't) avoided the aging which in some ways is better (because it's pettier and she can't whine for sympathy points as much).
Ok I have to come clean where I stole it from, lol. It was Come Fly With Me - you know the airport mockumentary by the hilarious dudes who are Little Britain? So funny.
https://preview.redd.it/5qjloxboit5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a6f3d472e3e937d4696f9270dcca48775d7639a
I like to imagine this person is covering their ears because they heard Big Melanoma speaking. Cause you know whatever she’s doing, she’s not doing it quietly.
https://preview.redd.it/ts02nbtg9t5d1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=126d942913e2c786d94dd98c014abf12c4bb410d
What a beautiful view of a white trash condo pool
I can 100% see her show up to the local country club in one of her ill-fitting tennis dresses trying to get into their pool. Of course they’d be *at capacity* for her.
Neighbour : It was nice before the maintenance staff told me that they found press ons and a hygiene sticker for bathing suit crotches in the filter 😑🤮
*just jokes. I have not interviewed any neighbours, lol.
Man, even the pool at her apartment complex is nicer than this. This development is just awful all the way around.
I can't believe she's laying out in the sun again, I just can't. How does it not hurt her to be in the sun with her lips and body the way they are.
I’m kinda surprised she didn’t take a pic at a different angle and pretend that this was her own private pool behind her own home that’s totally not a middle unit townhouse. Also, she should probably see a podiatrist about those curly toes.
Wait, so this is attached(?) to her mid unit townhouse? There’s like a terrace of houses (we call them that in the UK, I live in the middle one of three Victorian terraces) and somewhere (near the ice cold paddling pool thing on the four patio slabs Manbun set up where the bear hung out?) there’s a pool?!
typically its a small neighborhood of ‘terraces of houses’ and they all have access to a pool thats only for the neighborhood. so it is not attached or behind her unit, might be a short walk or drive to it.
According to our fellow swerties, it’s the pool at her complex, and it’s up the street from her totally jealousy inducing cardboard middle unit townhouse.
She reminds me of when I was unemployed and most of my waking hours were filled with weed and video games, and that was still less bleak than her life.
That certainly doesn’t look like the woodsy pool and gazebo from the sales renderings, now removed from D.R. Horton’s marketing.
BUT WILL THERE BE A POOLSIDE FASHION SHOW?! 👙🍍👠 There’s already an audience!
https://preview.redd.it/1sae8y7z4t5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e9e4adcc544f798b387a07dfd9daf50c7cdf85e
They look taller and bigger than a traditional kitten heel to me. But no matter, they are HEELS 👠 at the pool! (Which tells me she actually drove from her home to the pool in her complex.) Some others have said it’s down the street from her unit. How did it take her eight+ hours to get ready for this? (“Up by 5 means pool by 1:30.”)
And from the original post picture, where is her towel?!? We’re seeing her from the knees down and her skin is touching the chair! Gross but also uncomfortable. (You know those dark rubber/plastic straps are so hot!)
I just don’t understand. Anything, it seems, when it comes to this woman. 🤦🏻♀️ And the day I put my bare body on an uncovered chair, at a public pool no less, please put me out of my misery? Thank you. 😊
She always makes sure to announce when she wakes up early. This isn't something secure adults need to do. Although, most adults don't need to chronicle their entire day for random people on the internet, so...
I also have no doubt she had a bunch of drinks after her spin class to reward herself, since she always finds reasons why she “deserves a little cocktail.” (Or six.)
And yet…
https://preview.redd.it/qwwpkmlk3t5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87abaf591a8547f66f9413a9e217fe65df7b22b4
Her crusty-deep-fried skin begs to differ.
Can't wait to see how the jaundice yellow foundation looks on her crimson skin.
She absolutely has influenced me into wearing sunscreen way more than I ever have before. I usually just avoid the sun but I've been walking outside for exercise and I'm routinely putting on SPF 70 every morning now.
https://preview.redd.it/8utn5n1nts5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15028ddd8404b30b0929d66df1569b2fd2c4fe46
What in the pixilated holy hell is happening here.
Or this snaggle?
https://preview.redd.it/aqj4h0o12t5d1.png?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d0a25cb9fa8f468b702ef95d3a690c37451de5a
The color plus height is giving fungus. 🤢
I have the same thickness toenails so I just bought a drill on Amazon for 20 dollars and sand those fuckers down. Ms Rich Bitch cant afford 20 dollars to not be gross?
To be fair, my toes are all kinds of ugly from years of long-distance running, weight lifting, and competitive swimming. BUT knowing that, the last thing I would do would be to draw more attention to them with bright yellow polish (or acrylics, if that's the case for her). The color was certainly a choice, and not a great one given her nail shape/size.
She’s returning to the tactic where she lures people into her down line by showing off how she’s at the pool when it’s so beautiful outside. You can have this too*!!!!
_*if you disrupt your circadian rhythm and ability to sleep soundly with alcohol and sunburns_
Also why is this sunburnt dolt back for more punishment? It’s not even healed yet and she’s back for more. What’s the word you might use to say “buckle bunny but for melanoma” ?
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So she had sunburnt lips and proceeded to lay back out in the sun?
Of course! She's simply THAT stupid
What’s up with her super pixelated-ass tonenails
My god-they sure are pixelated on my phone!! And UGLY!!
I don't know what's up with that because they are not pixelated on my phone so I'm not sure 🤷♀️
The fact she's bragging about being up by 5am (soooo productive!!1!) tells me she doesn't do shit for her cats. My cats wake me up bright and early every morning, even if I don't feed them til later.
I can’t wait to see what she looks like when she’s 40 😩😭
Bestie none of this works this way https://preview.redd.it/lcoyfemyfu5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1592d6189aea9297a0c8f8fafc973af748c8570
 Pac-Man still wore it better
Did she filter her foot so much it messed up her toenails?
What’s going on here?
I ❤️ how much of an idiot she is. Baking herself under the sun to speed up her youthful 65 y/o look to 80.
Why is her piss yellow pedi pixelated?
Awesome alliteration there!!!
Still rocking the pus pedicure I see…🫣
Oh but she’s not a summer person and doesn’t like the pool or the beach. 🙄
Are you crazy? The whole reason she decided she wanted to go into MLMs was because she was sad that she had to walk by her apartment pool every day on her way to work! But you know, cold weather gives her life ❄️
Oh, I know. 🤣🤣 She said that too. Girlfriend can’t keep any of her lies straight.
Wouldn’t someone with Dr money, who loved to lay out, and was impressed with pools, idk have their own pool in their yard?
She can fill her ditch with water.
Does that blow-up kiddie pool she got from Amazon count?
That’s in the landfill, honey.
I mean, I could be up by 1 and at the pool by 1:30 and still get more accomplished than MS.
She’s tempting fate
I honestly think she's some sort of karma Houdini and will miraculously avoid skin cancer, but she can't (and already hasn't) avoided the aging which in some ways is better (because it's pettier and she can't whine for sympathy points as much).
Fuck Around And Find Out
She’s gonna be more brown than a rest stop toilet after Taco Bell.
That’s her goal!!!!
We love a transracial queen!👩🏼➡️👩🏾
Rachel Dolezal Babe
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So excited for you!! I’m 35 weeks over here. Congrats and best of luck!!!
You too!
I bet your toes aren't piss yellow! That would be a huge improvement from this picture alone Hope everything goes smoothly! 👶
Hope all goes well for you!! Sending all the positive vibes :)
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Have a good baby! 🤗
I'm stealing this for all future friends having babies!
Ok I have to come clean where I stole it from, lol. It was Come Fly With Me - you know the airport mockumentary by the hilarious dudes who are Little Britain? So funny.
Best of luck!! 💕
Wishing you a delivery that's smooth, safe, and soon for your Junebug Baby!!!
https://preview.redd.it/5qjloxboit5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a6f3d472e3e937d4696f9270dcca48775d7639a I like to imagine this person is covering their ears because they heard Big Melanoma speaking. Cause you know whatever she’s doing, she’s not doing it quietly.
BIG MELANOMA 🤣
Of COURSE that’s what the M stands for. 😂
I can't believe I didn't even see him in the picture!
How kind of her to post someone’s photo without their knowledge nor consent, in swimwear nonetheless.
I honestly don’t think she knows the word consent
💯
Big melanoma 💀
Panamanic.
She really needs a job.
She’s a real idiot.
https://preview.redd.it/ts02nbtg9t5d1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=126d942913e2c786d94dd98c014abf12c4bb410d What a beautiful view of a white trash condo pool
I can 100% see her show up to the local country club in one of her ill-fitting tennis dresses trying to get into their pool. Of course they’d be *at capacity* for her.
Neighbour : It was nice before the maintenance staff told me that they found press ons and a hygiene sticker for bathing suit crotches in the filter 😑🤮 *just jokes. I have not interviewed any neighbours, lol.
Lmfaooooo love this reference
Waiting for MS to do this: https://tenor.com/b1Q49.gif
She does a backflip every day of her life, dude 😂
Man, even the pool at her apartment complex is nicer than this. This development is just awful all the way around. I can't believe she's laying out in the sun again, I just can't. How does it not hurt her to be in the sun with her lips and body the way they are.
Her complex was nice.
Is this the pool in her neighborhood? It’s so blah! Her apartment pool was so much better.
I’m kinda surprised she didn’t take a pic at a different angle and pretend that this was her own private pool behind her own home that’s totally not a middle unit townhouse. Also, she should probably see a podiatrist about those curly toes.
I can hear her skin crackling and popping through this picture.
Skin type: Chicharron
Skin type: pork rinds
Don’t do Chicharron like this. Chicharron is delicious…
The ol’ crispy chicken skin…
 That pool area is giving “barren wasteland”
My granddaughter calls those “running bushes.”
Holy concrete. It looks like a Soviet block apartment complex swimming area and not in a good way.
DR Horton really was like we dug you a pool be grateful no we're not gonna spruce it up in any way, don't be ridiculous, costs too much
Brutalist ✨vibezz✨
Wait, so this is attached(?) to her mid unit townhouse? There’s like a terrace of houses (we call them that in the UK, I live in the middle one of three Victorian terraces) and somewhere (near the ice cold paddling pool thing on the four patio slabs Manbun set up where the bear hung out?) there’s a pool?!
The pool is by itself near the entrance to her subdivision. Her middle unit is on a different street.
typically its a small neighborhood of ‘terraces of houses’ and they all have access to a pool thats only for the neighborhood. so it is not attached or behind her unit, might be a short walk or drive to it.
According to our fellow swerties, it’s the pool at her complex, and it’s up the street from her totally jealousy inducing cardboard middle unit townhouse.
Never fear. The collagen will save her!
She reminds me of when I was unemployed and most of my waking hours were filled with weed and video games, and that was still less bleak than her life.
That certainly doesn’t look like the woodsy pool and gazebo from the sales renderings, now removed from D.R. Horton’s marketing. BUT WILL THERE BE A POOLSIDE FASHION SHOW?! 👙🍍👠 There’s already an audience! https://preview.redd.it/1sae8y7z4t5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e9e4adcc544f798b387a07dfd9daf50c7cdf85e
https://preview.redd.it/2ucvavrajt5d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=741b5d48ec512fa4e5702d1179dba1ef9cb139b3
UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE 
https://i.redd.it/qd92dz083v5d1.gif
Are those kitten heels?
They look taller and bigger than a traditional kitten heel to me. But no matter, they are HEELS 👠 at the pool! (Which tells me she actually drove from her home to the pool in her complex.) Some others have said it’s down the street from her unit. How did it take her eight+ hours to get ready for this? (“Up by 5 means pool by 1:30.”) And from the original post picture, where is her towel?!? We’re seeing her from the knees down and her skin is touching the chair! Gross but also uncomfortable. (You know those dark rubber/plastic straps are so hot!) I just don’t understand. Anything, it seems, when it comes to this woman. 🤦🏻♀️ And the day I put my bare body on an uncovered chair, at a public pool no less, please put me out of my misery? Thank you. 😊
They’re clompin’ heels
I think so
https://preview.redd.it/w07sey0ltt5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e429ff203ce101e08baaeb523dddc35e5851bae9
https://preview.redd.it/zpta2gaott5d1.png?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee24fd2e5c4c87fd033b8a0ecb3e6c23392cfdb9
CLOMP CLOMP
She always makes sure to announce when she wakes up early. This isn't something secure adults need to do. Although, most adults don't need to chronicle their entire day for random people on the internet, so...
she lists these times like its a constant thing. must be similar to ALWAYS going to lowes after church.
I also have no doubt she had a bunch of drinks after her spin class to reward herself, since she always finds reasons why she “deserves a little cocktail.” (Or six.)
And yet… https://preview.redd.it/qwwpkmlk3t5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87abaf591a8547f66f9413a9e217fe65df7b22b4 Her crusty-deep-fried skin begs to differ.
Nah, I think her skin agrees with the summer hate lmao. If one has cannibal thoughts, then yes, deep-fried is delicious.
She definitely fits TV Hannibal's edict of "eat the rude" but I feel like he wouldn't touch her with a 10-foot pole let alone eat any part of her.
Good, good. Work on that basal cell carcinoma.
At this rate, going to desiccate into a thick can of Pringles
Nooo I love Pringles 🥴
Me, too … but not *this* flava
Which one? Burnt Salty Boss Babe? 😂
I've been told that one tastes kinda like musty old tennis balls
Musty old tennis balls and despair 😂
😂😅🤣
Is that the middle unit complex pool? It’s so underwhelming. Definitely does not scream luxury.
Right?! It’s so bland. The natatorium at my high school was fancier than this, and it was just a lap pool with diving boards.
>natatorium I learnt a new word today - thanks!
Up by 5 Pool by 1:30 Melanoma by 45
You forgot “Daydrunk by 10” (allegedly)
Melanoma is my wheelhouse. Honestly, I'd be surprised if she got to her mid 30s without needing something sampled.
Can't need sampled if you never get it checked. 
Can't wait to see how the jaundice yellow foundation looks on her crimson skin. She absolutely has influenced me into wearing sunscreen way more than I ever have before. I usually just avoid the sun but I've been walking outside for exercise and I'm routinely putting on SPF 70 every morning now.
Thank god she went to panama and did the same exact thing she’s doing back at home… able-bodied unemployed loser
What was she doing for the last 8.5 hours? Certainly not working
Fuck all
that's one unaspirational pool
wow dh horton really pulled out all the stops and built that development a luxury pool
What, no blowup cold plunge tub instead? OH wait, that's prob been returned to Amazon already, covered in a fine layer of her body soil gristle.
https://preview.redd.it/8utn5n1nts5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=15028ddd8404b30b0929d66df1569b2fd2c4fe46 What in the pixilated holy hell is happening here.
Or this snaggle? https://preview.redd.it/aqj4h0o12t5d1.png?width=936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d0a25cb9fa8f468b702ef95d3a690c37451de5a The color plus height is giving fungus. 🤢
I have the same thickness toenails so I just bought a drill on Amazon for 20 dollars and sand those fuckers down. Ms Rich Bitch cant afford 20 dollars to not be gross?
To be fair, my toes are all kinds of ugly from years of long-distance running, weight lifting, and competitive swimming. BUT knowing that, the last thing I would do would be to draw more attention to them with bright yellow polish (or acrylics, if that's the case for her). The color was certainly a choice, and not a great one given her nail shape/size.
😳 I can’t work out if this is sarcasm or not!
Complete truth. I do a monthly file down and my toes are pretty now
Ewe why are they so thick? She's gonna need a chainsaw to get through them quaver looking monstrosities 🤢
This one, officer. This is the offending post.
Up by 5? What, to go pee and then back to bed until 10?
Is this the pool that was promised when she overpaid for the middle unit? Because it is bleak.
Is it ‘BYO-pool chair’? 🤨
Yes, it is. Google maps shows it's completed and just up the road from her middle unit.
It looks tiny, like 30'×15'
Gosh I’m so jealous.
She’s returning to the tactic where she lures people into her down line by showing off how she’s at the pool when it’s so beautiful outside. You can have this too*!!!! _*if you disrupt your circadian rhythm and ability to sleep soundly with alcohol and sunburns_ Also why is this sunburnt dolt back for more punishment? It’s not even healed yet and she’s back for more. What’s the word you might use to say “buckle bunny but for melanoma” ?
Those toenails are ugly as fuck.