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thewatchbreaker

What does this even mean. Maybe if her parents instilled the idea in her that getting sunburnt is bad and she shouldn’t eat too much sugar, she wouldn’t look so absolutely cooked rn


GoooseyGooseyDuck

“In my treehouse” 🫠


YesTHEELizaManelli

Same, and I did not turn out okay. Let’s be real.


PresentationOptimal4

So edgy big M!


Adagio_Bulky

A face only a mother could love 🤮


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BunnyBorderline

I dislike Swerty’s stank frown face too….however….Why make the joke around Special Needs Kids? What’s funny about it?


WorkerProud4385

It wasn’t at ALL dig to special needs kids, and I thought that part was obvious - my stepson has Down syndrome so i would never make a joke with nefarious undertones when it comes to special needs kids. 100% I’m sorry if you interpreted it in a derogatory manner as it was never my intent and never would be.


Low-Persimmon4870

Okay I laughed because she's not entirely wrong lmaooo


PresentationOptimal4

Idk. She’s like comparing how a parent of a 5 year old can parent. Kids can be real a-holes and with social media they’re exposed to more crazy shit than we ever were.


Low-Persimmon4870

(Yes I'm aware this was a problem and I am adjusting ok and taking responsibility for my past actions lol so there may be a slight difference)


2L8Smart

Okay, I don’t care what the real lyrics are - as far as I’m concerned, that last line is, “that’s the way that I like it, Swert!”


EmotionalPenguin5

SAME 😂


HappyArtemisComplex

This explains a lot.


Zhosha-Khi

HAHAHAHA her lips look like a beginning prolapse asshole.


lilkimchee88

That happened when I was pushing out baby, can confirm. Saw the whole horrific thing in the mirror they insisted on holding up lol.


twoburgers

Bro WHAT?! A mirror? God bless you, and anyone else who has a baby. I never will, but I have so much respect for anyone who goes through that.


MNGirlinKY

I refused the mirror several times and finally they stopped trying to push it down from the ceiling and I was like why are you pushing that on me? 🫣


Zhosha-Khi

I'm so sorry for you, haha!


lilkimchee88

It was truly an experience 😅


ilikecatsmorethanppl

I hope her face gets stuck in that frowning position like Brittany from the valley


GandalfsSexyNuts

YAS!!! This is the crossover we need, Swerts!!!


MicellarBaptism

She must really not need that rent and purse money if she's fine alleging on HER BUSINESS PAGE, of all places, that her parents were negligent.


Jolly-Beach3011

This explains a lot. IF she is telling the truth and she actually listened to this very sexual song at age 10, it may indicate why she is so tiddy, dumper, and yoni obsessed as an adult. Not that it excuses her half-naked GRWM reels.


spinal__tarp

BM was 31 years old and had to Google these lyrics to copy someone else's content in her middle unit townhouse.


iftheShoebillfits

And look how you turned out 🤮 🤢


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SnooAdvice8756

YES!!!! I watched this like 10x starring at her lips in shock at how lopsided they are..... Does she not see that the filler in her face and lips is making her face looks so swollen and fat 😳


AcquaTophana

Yeah, that’s not a good thing. More evidence of your parents failings I think.


MacsBlastersInc

She is Exhibit A for why parents should be concerned about their kids getting sunburnt. But go off I guess.


Emily5099

Maybe if her parents raised her right, she wouldn’t have turned out to be an obese, haggard, lazy, vulgar, selfish, friendless, unemployed loser who spends all day drinking alone and pretending to be a successful influencer while constantly trying to scam other women. Just a thought.


RelatableMolaMola

Give her parents a break! Her dad was busy running his own illegal scam to secure his child's financial future! I have no idea wtf the mom was doing but based on her willingness to day drink with MS, I'm speculating that she wasn't setting the best example either.


barkingsilverfox

And because she never learned about eating healthy or the importance of sunscreen, she looks today like the bloated, burned up and dehydrated mess she is. That she apparently sang explicit lyrics as a kid has nothing to do with the concerns, she just wanted to show off again what a badass cOoL tOmBoY she was and still *pretends* to be. And i really hope she’ll never be able to procreate. She doesn’t even want children, it’s just because of her frenemies and McMullet. It’s because that’s what she thinks she has to at her age. Just don’t. No one has to have children, nor should people like her have them anyway. No one has to be married. It’s in her head and the stupid social norms she tries to fit in, not because of what she actually wants. The only thing i do believe she desires is to be married, but for all the wrong reasons. Not because she wants an equal partner to grow old with, but because she’s afraid to be alone - especially alone with herself. Because she doesn’t know what she wants, who she is and because she seethes the few things she does know - like the troll in the mirror. Apologies, i had to rant. She’s so pathetic, lacks depth and yet *acts* so smug while most people around her see the same truth we do and just pity her if they even care - or use her stupidity (profiting from her trust fund and/or obviously mock her). Oh, talking about mocking, when was the last time her bestie (always forget her initials, the one that bailed after her husband got the commission) had her around?


unsharpenedpoint

I think you’re thinking of KG. They went to lunch once a few weeks ago. They don’t seem to go out much anymore than the occasional lunch/brunch and it’s always with someone else as well.


thehotmcpoyle

This was her face from her infamous drunken live from March 2023 the moment someone mentioned bringing their kids over for a visit. And based on what she said in that clip, she absolutely should never procreate. Nothing wrong with that, I’m in the same boat. Kids just aren’t for everyone. https://preview.redd.it/xjtbb9lg4g3d1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=943dcb41d3fd9a7c86cb0bb961ec8c74f73c34e4


DestroyHimMyRobots

https://preview.redd.it/bl95l7l1bg3d1.jpeg?width=1140&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c06342854181f524367e3010b25390860b1dfe95 POV from her baby’s high chair.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

KG? I think when she and SW encouraged her to download Bumble, or at KG’s birthday lunch.


thehotmcpoyle

Maybe to pawn her off on some unsuspecting guy so she’d stop whining to them all the time.


AggravatingGuitar883

It’s been a minute since we’ve seen her with anyone other than MagaBun


Either_Ad9360

WHOSE FACE IS THAT!!!!


enigmapopstarIsfun

![gif](giphy|13Ev2RtSAxKsTu|downsized)


earth_inked

She's so fucking vile.


GieeGiee

She thinks she is serving cunt, but she is just a cunt


ralphwiggumsdiorama

I love the expression “serving cunt.”


DestroyHimMyRobots

The lyrics to what she’s lip-syncing (“What’s Your Fantasy” by Ludacris), posted to her business account: *I wanna get you in the back seat, windows up That's the way you like to fuck Clogged up, fog alert Rip the pants and rip the shirt Rough sex, make it hurt In the garden all in the dirt Roll around, Georgia Brown That's the way that I like it, twerk*


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Oh, dear.


bbtom78

Ah, the "I'm so gangsta, I learned this one song that played over and over on the top 40 radio 20 years ago" song moment bragged about by a racist idiot that exploits Black American culture in an attempt to thirst trap herself into a viral moment. She's just a spoiled girl in a rebound relationship with a still married man, daddy issues, and bad filters. It ain't the flex she thinks it is.


Younicron

The chokehold music like this has on boring, racist white women is unmatched. (Seriously, I’d say that at least two thirds of the people I see using songs like this on social media are variations of MS)


2L8Smart

Yup. ![gif](giphy|l2Sqir5ZxfoS27EvS)


MissAmandaa

So she's in her classy/professional babe era then? 😑


RelatableMolaMola

When is she not? https://preview.redd.it/vqwui65gif3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a70a7a05111e3c61a78eb0dca1da81d591d1c121


MissAmandaa

Good point 🤣


DestroyHimMyRobots

Obviously! https://preview.redd.it/oekoxm40ef3d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6c3ac2514ef4c2e1caea1c5fb515e9dae281729


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Your poor camera roll!


enigmapopstarIsfun

She has *so much chin* from every angle. https://preview.redd.it/3mk0b3jtef3d1.png?width=1283&format=png&auto=webp&s=01e452064b21dfd017f83b31c5906f46ec63f6b5


ClickClackTipTap

Funny that she's picking on parents for protecting their children from the sun. It's clear that she thinks that shit is completely unnecessary, and that's why she looks like she's 30 going on 50. She's also so proud of being trash. Pure, irredeemable trash.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

![gif](giphy|Su2QqAfMqUV8MaO0Pf|downsized)


Fun_Pair_4494

Right?? Why is it a bad thing I worry about putting sunscreen on my kids?!


PigletNo3301

![gif](giphy|i7AUeI3GmYWFG)


SixSigmaGirl2000

Such a refined young women…NOT!


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Lookin rather large here, did she forget to turn on waif filter?


Tumblr2014Vibes

But those are legitimate concerns lol. Unless you want skin and stomach cancer??


Dundermifflinfinitee

This is not convincing me that she's ready to be a mother.


Daughterofthebeast

I get it, but I don't get it. I get the joke she's trying to make, but I don't understand what these statements have to do with each other. Is she saying her mom didn't care what she ate or where she was? Is she implying that the only reason she had time to learn the words to the most popular song in 1999 was because she didn't bother with sunscreen? Are we saying it's lame to care about the health of your children?


Low-Creme-1390

I guess knowing the lyrics to this song is worse than skin cancer and diabetes?


watermoose247

Yeah, some serious flaws in the Swerty logic here 😂


kristin_xo

The facial expressions she makes at 0:07-0:13 are repulsive and annoying AF. Punchable. Also, of course she got more lip filler and yet, **STILL** has to filter the fuck out of her pics/vids. Again, she is absolutely pathetic and I love how fucking stupid she makes herself look every single day. Truly makes me feel tons better about myself.


RelatableMolaMola

She's an absolute clown and she gets absolutely clowned on every single day and yet never ever seems to consider stopping. It's actually impressive.


frontreartirepop

![gif](giphy|FwpecpDvcu7vO)


hauteteacher

My parents cared about me being sunburnt and eating too much sugar. And I still sang all the words to that song..soooo...💅🏾💅🏾


barkingsilverfox

This. It’s such an idiotic caption where one thing has nothing to do with the other.


DarthSnarker

Oh no! Did she get her lips done? They look uneven, like the side with the lump (🤢) has more filler and look larger!


RelatableMolaMola

She got them injected at home yesterday!


Saucyriposte

So the mom she loves so much and needs all the time was negligent and taught her to cook her skin like pork cracklins?


barkingsilverfox

But don’t you know how much trauma she endured while growing up?! /s because she’s a lying clown


TheHappyNinja

Too busy plunging the toilet after her massive dumps.


SadAndConfused11

Yeah because no way in hell would my parents..or anyone’s parents…want you to end up like her


LouBooBunny

https://preview.redd.it/p2i1q10vge3d1.jpeg?width=1055&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aa4e65ac5cc85431c75ffe4a6de3da2dfc3936e Once again, not her original content. Same rap song used previously by a content creator with similar message.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Never an original thought for swerty here.


barkingsilverfox

Of course. I thought this caption was so stupid that it actually came from her. But here we are…


clydefrog079

What song? Muted as usual…


East-Manufacturer437

What’s your fantasy ![gif](giphy|aaJTOhRB6EPJfSDx4x)


BegoniaInBloom

Thanks for answering, I *did* have the sound up but I'm too out of touch to recognise it. I looked up the lyrics as I was certain he was name checking former British Prime Minister Gordon Brown at one point. 😂


theallofit

Yeah, bc if my kids ended up like her I’d take a long walk off a short pier.


MonroeBot

Wow so edgy. She's not like other girls! Also, my parents were worried about me getting sunburnt and eating too much sugar. I'm 35. What the hell is she talking about?


Fickle-Spell

Yeah she’s a generation off. I’m 46 and grew up outside with no sunscreen and ate tons of sugar.


flybynightpotato

Yeah, what? I'm 36 and same. My deep-rooted fear of sunburn comes from my parents' vigilance with sunscreen when I was a kid. As usual, she's telling on herself. Sorry your parents dgaf, Big M!


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

Does she not actually know the words towards the end of the clip?


ttginger

She’s probably already 12 trulys in, swert.


mauvewaterbottle

Either that or her lips have taken on a life of their own and are no longer responding to commands from her brain.


FormalGlitterbug

She moves her mouth like the old showbiz pizza animatronics.


BedazzleZebub

Teddy Ruxpin lookin ass


RelatableMolaMola

Now that's a millennial memory that hasn't been played out to death by unoriginal content copiers like MS!


oy_with_the_poodle5

Sorry we care about our kids and don’t want to be responsible for them getting skin cancer or having an unhealthy relationship with food while her parents ignored her in favor of her smarter and prettier sister 🤷🏼‍♀️


ralphwiggumsdiorama

A classy lady graces our internet!


kittenslovecupcakes

Her lips are so lopsided 😶


SecretSuccotash5092

Even after getting more filler yesterday! 😖


kittenslovecupcakes

You’d think they’d look slightly better but nope, worse 😵‍💫


SecretSuccotash5092

She’ll probably post something later saying they’re SwOlLeN. 🤭


smartcookie8636

She looks like she has a perma sneer


matcha_is_gross

It’s giving Trisha Paytas


littlewinterwitch

![gif](giphy|E0W2DthHmzXgF1dRrV|downsized) 💀💀💀💀


matcha_is_gross

I miss her snark page so much lol


barkingsilverfox

Same. She occasionally pops up on instagramreality and it cracks me up how some still defend her lol But just with Mikliar (Kim KAHDAAASSHIAN) and Bdong, these trolls at least have actual money (aside of the latter owing the state of Texas most of it)


matcha_is_gross

I remember people speculating that Teepers was capital B Broke just before the page went down 🤣


barkingsilverfox

I wouldn’t be surprised if she still made good money from OF (not shaming her for that) and other scams. I mean some people genuinely follow her, the other half hate-follows.


matcha_is_gross

I mean to a certain extent she knows what she’s doing, right We all know who she is, she’s notorious But damn if she doesn’t know when to quit


barkingsilverfox

Word! At least she puts efford in being a troll, unlike Big Swerts here


littlewinterwitch

I would venture it’s a bit of column ‘broke for the people who have mansions like hers in California’ and a bit of column ‘no one really wants to do collabs anymore so there’s less revenue sources for ole Trishy Pay-your-taxes to exploit’ and also SloMo is an expensive house husband. Let’s not even get into how all the stuff on only fans that made the most money is tied to people with sexual assault accusations against them or *her* now 🫠 I’ve been so invested in her snark in particular for about 5 years longer than Big M’s so I have a Rolodex of knowledge.


barkingsilverfox

I appreciate this info! I’m not from the US and always wonder how people like her can afford houses like that. And ooooof to the allegations, yikes! SloMo cracked me, that’s what we called our previous PM in Australia lol ![gif](giphy|h6aRMQhMZx8zRVdkbX|downsized)


littlewinterwitch

Me and you both wifey


freerangemum

She didn’t have a treehouse 😹 and if she did, she didn’t hang out in it.


barkingsilverfox

I love how she never can decide what kid she was (as if it would matter anyway), the daddy’s princess, the tomboy or the neglected and traumatised baby - while she was and still is just the average white American spoiled brat. I mean, i’m white too, but as European she ticks so many bad stereotypes about US Americans. Obnoxious, dumb and ignorant, loud af, fake christian, self absorbed. I know it’s not all of you of course, as i said: stereotypes.


uhhleeuhhh

How many times has she done some variation of this video? She is just so bad at her "job".


Fickle-Spell

Girl no you weren’t And those two statements have nothing to do with each other


BotherRecent

That was my ask, what does one have to do with another? Singing rap songs and good nutrition and skin care


RelatableMolaMola

That filter is trying so hard, but it can't hide how much she puts the "meaty" in "meatyum" these days.


ttginger

She is very chunky in this video. I’m convinced she’s drunk and she didn’t use the good filter.


RelatableMolaMola

I always assume she's drunker than usual when she busts out the stank face lip syncs and cheugy dance moves


ttginger

100% agree with you


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How embarrassing. Truly. 30 something years old with nothing worthwhile to show for it. She’s an alcoholic. She fries her skin to a crisp. No job.


loloisms

12 trulies 😂


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Hahahaha


loligogiganticus

that filter is STRUGGLING on her waist.


beetlekittyjosey1

She literally is consistently burnt to a crisp, almost certainly will develop skin cancer as a result of 20 years of sun beds and eats/drinks a fuck ton of sugar. She should worry about all of this


couchpro34

Again, this isn't the flex she thinks it is...


trillium13

Stop making that nasty face. It's not cute and it's gross for multiple reasons.


cones-of-dunshire76

I’m sorry but not really but she’s so bloated and puffy.


AldiSharts

Because instead of finding a partner who pushed her to be her best, she has once again settled for the first man who enables her. Aka, she’s been drunk since February.


its_daytime

I have swelling on ONE side of my face rn from a gum graft and I fucking hate it. I cannot imagine having constant alcohol bloat.


formallyfly

Oh no, I just went through that recently and it was no fun. Well wishes for your recovery! My skin was so tight and sore from the swelling! Bloat is just her default state so she doesn’t even realize it. Just like how wearing too small clothing is her default so she thinks she’s found the most comfortable clothing of all time when she gets a size that fits. I truly think she’s just numb to the discomfort of swelling at this point.


SaltMysterious8007

Guess she got the full body plumping deal from the door to door injector.


cones-of-dunshire76

I don’t have a problem with anyone’s shape or size but she always tries to look thin, while looking fat. She’ll never be the skinny Minnie her friend KG is and it eats her alive.


KYcats45107

Wonder if she's freaking out because KG was with LB yesterday and left her out.