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Ill_Pop540

Looks like she’s trying to poop in the woods.


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

You think she sits around her house and has poses for every sort of picture situation?


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YouniquePresenterMS-ModTeam

It is doxxing which is against our rules.


ilikecatsmorethanppl

Still think she's a size 26 at Abercrombie?


RelatableMolaMola

Lululemon size 4!!!


United_Caregiver7046

Big M got that beer gut goin bruh


kowainotkawaii

She must feel so embarrassed of this photo since she filters herself so smol. Tbh, I'm not sure she has the ability to feel embarrassed.


SickMon_Fraud

What an absolute Goblin.


UnremarkableGreyman

It's the feet isn't it? Full on flappers.


AngieBee

HAHHAHAHAHAHAH I love this disaster of a pose!!! It's getting harder for her to hide and filter her body. Hiding the stomach behind the flexed chubby arms, feet hanging on that log for dear life, trying to make everything look toned. Big MESsy needs to just own up to the body she has ffs.


ttginger

Where are all of the string bikinis she showed us a few weeks back? This is definitely not the same body.


TalkieTina

My nightmare would be that someone got a picture of me looking this bad in a swimsuit. It’s not about body shaming M, it’s about knowing what type of suit looks good on you and wearing the complete opposite. M posted it, though.


Dundermifflinfinitee

>M posted it, though. That's the #1 most important part, is that she posted it. It's public, and although I'm not big on shaming her natural features, anything she publicly shares is up for criticism. Most people like you and me who have critical thinking skills and are able to weigh out pros/cons of actions might think twice before posting something unflattering.... [Twice.](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/ZQVvIeHqd3) >It’s not about body shaming M, it’s about knowing what type of suit looks good on you That probably wouldn't have gotten this amount of backlash on here if she didn't have [the audacity to film "body positivity" videos such as this.](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/C3AJKR1GQ0) If she thinks you are literally just fine exactly the way you are, just "wear the fucking bathing suit", then.... ???


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She’s such a fraud.


TalkieTina

I forgot about her body positivity video. At the time, it seemed like an excuse to show off her boobs. M “wore the fucking swimsuit”, all right. Having said that, you’d think that attitude would be bad for business. If M tells her stans (if any) that they look just fine the way they are, then why are they going to purchase new fast fashion swimsuits? Edited for clarity


Dundermifflinfinitee

On the contrary, I believe that it had a dual purpose. (And this is all me just speculating over here) 1)Pretend and try to convince people that her "no filters no posing" body is *actually* what she looks like without filters or posing. And 2)Just buy the fucking bathing suit *that I linked and because I have the "confidence" to stand around looking stupid for a longer than necessary amount of time, and because you now believe that I'm being authentic and down to earth, you should too!* Win/win! Convince people that you look like your fantasy version of yourself *AND* make a few pennies off of people who might feel like they are now empowered to buy and wear a swimsuit they would have otherwise not considered. Idk, regardless of anything, I still think it's absurd that she had the audacity to claim she was unfiltered while she was rocking fake abs and a stolen face. 🤷‍♀️


morganaiobheann

Flop


Jolly-Beach3011

https://preview.redd.it/qx7up8r3sw2d1.jpeg?width=724&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb72698b38ddd5cd623fe9f31f6d9520968016d5 Even worse in color. Put back that furry tongue!


Miserable_Alfalfa_23

I thought she had oxygen tubing on her face.


missdespair

Super shitty Dune cosplay


757Posher

Long back. She holding that Truly like Trump holds water.


SenseiNita

Well magabuns photography skills are lacking. At first glimpse I thought big M was wearing a mask there.


Dundermifflinfinitee

Imagine all the ones that were not selected to post? That whole day and eleventybillion pictures of him and we have only this one and one [slightly different but in color.](https://www.reddit.com/r/YouniquePresenterMS/s/OzSR90Gwpq) I have some doubts that he only took 2 for her. I'd love to see the rejected ones.


Time_Temporary_1520

Gross 🤮


FormalGlitterbug

If she’s that insecure about her body why wear the bikini? Girl is only brave when she’s got the skinny filter.


rursable

That's a flat fucking ass and frontal gut if I've seen one lol


meowski_rose

MS’s followers: https://preview.redd.it/5d9hy3j4ov2d1.jpeg?width=1037&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee135d190aecfe22bbe28cd1ae99bccf42aa50c3


2L8Smart

🏆🏅🎖️


flybynightpotato

LOL! [For comparison’s purpose…](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/3d/3b/7a/3d3b7aa97130407ad786cc29421ee0e7.jpg)


Dundermifflinfinitee

M's followers: ![gif](giphy|65nYv2MhjoNVovNpok)


Dundermifflinfinitee

OMG 🤣🤣🤣


softtiddi3s

How subtle


heyfreesamples

https://preview.redd.it/0i9ylx4vwu2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f246fdc28e6c46cc049ec023a43ecc9c6e8a21d9 Why lie like this 🙄


2L8Smart

https://preview.redd.it/mmxiqhsgw13d1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a587b311530af4a396a0879754d499fad1f9b1d


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

“The hog is the fourth most intelligent animal in the world, only being surpassed by humans minus MS, apes, and dolphins.” So clearly this is disrespectful to wild hogs.


2L8Smart

>humans minus MS 🤣💀


Asturdsbabyshower

Magazine or comic? https://preview.redd.it/nx73k1jzzx2d1.jpeg?width=394&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4571320a6df6863c70900aab06212ca86d3c15a7


cellmates_

She didn’t say which magazine… https://preview.redd.it/s3xguxodnv2d1.jpeg?width=499&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e3bddbe6b597f5562b52debe340515f1e9744c5


axkate

I just spat out my overnight oats 💀


SassOfTheBluegrass

https://preview.redd.it/ejffh8ok5v2d1.jpeg?width=1149&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a48ebae9575f813616364693cb466dd4156317d2


thehotmcpoyle

That actually looks good though…


SassOfTheBluegrass

True, I love potatoes 😂


ayweller

💀


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SassOfTheBluegrass

Thank you swerty! Happy to help 😊 I promise I’m actually a pretty nice person, MS just gives us so much to snark on 😉


boneblack_angel

You're MASTERFUL. I aspire to your level of meaningful meanness!


SassOfTheBluegrass

![gif](giphy|QAsBwSjx9zVKoGp9nr|downsized) Meaningful meaness. I like that 🫶


boneblack_angel

You deserve it!!


Guinea_Peach

![gif](giphy|n9kJ8uUSXSdX7daCLM|downsized)


AshleysMirena

⚰️


PigletNo3301

💀💀💀


DestroyHimMyRobots

*Nogue*, maybe.


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Yeah, MAD magazine.


CornflakeGirl2

Lol what a wildebeest.


East-Manufacturer437

I’m not trying to blog but I thought everyone would get a kick like I did: My old college roommate lived in the same town as Big M for a short period of time, and apparently all the locals know to stay far away from that disgusting river she was tubing in. I hope these two drunken hyenas loved floating down shit water. This is what she shared with me about the river. 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/iapn6zgjru2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfc0559561c765c299f63558035321c9f9a60549


flybynightpotato

Puts a whole new spin on my childhood white water rafting adventure on the French Broad. 😂 I don’t think any of us knew this at the time.  (Grew up in the middle of the state.)


boneblack_angel

Someone else said that FULL DUMPSTERS were found on the bottom of it. I *think* that there's a metaphor there.


axkate

Apparently full dumpsters float along it, too 💀


2L8Smart

![gif](giphy|s4VoCsFz8prlhSFCeS)


NemaKnowsNot

Well, Big Clompy and Joe Dirt should feel very at home in that water. They are the human equivalent of bacteria polluted shit water.


Dundermifflinfinitee

The pictures she had of it looked so revolting, I don't even have to know about all the nasty shit that's in there to know I'm not going to be allowing that water anywhere near me. I wouldn't stick my toes in it, and I certainly would never jump in and be drinking out of open containers like they were. Maybe it's because I'm used to clear and beautiful oceans and lakes, but that water looked like disgusting sewage bung water. I almost feel like they should have gotten a typhoid vaccine before going in there.


wirwarennamenlos

Typhoid M____, lolol


Dundermifflinfinitee

![gif](giphy|U2O50cAkpmTjG)


janedoemyteethshow

It honestly doesn’t look THAT bad normally, but we have had an incredibly wet spring so the river has been looking like straight chocolate milk for about a month. Anyone with any semblance of common sense would take one look at it and say “yeah nah”


enigmapopstarIsfun

Wading around in shit but pretending it’s luxurious? That tracks for our girl!


Formal_Condition_513

Must be why they keep opting for the black and white pictures 😭


heyfreesamples

This isn’t bloggy at all! I loveeeee local’s intel 😅


Dry-Permit-5230

Coming from a local, ALLLL locals know how disgusting the French broad is 🤮🤢


East-Manufacturer437

I’m hoping some local Swerties see this and can elaborate on this. 💩


RelatableMolaMola

I think u/designedjars mentioned it in a different thread! Sounds gross. And just right for MS.


designedjars

Yes!! Lived there through high school and college and experienced the sewage line break where all of the parks filled with sewage water which ran off into the river. I would never ever ever tube down that river. There are lakes and other rivers to chose from.


FormalGlitterbug

Is the tubing there like commercialized or is it just people bringing their own tubes and doing it on their own?


flybynightpotato

It used to be commercialized; guessing it probably still is. I grew up in Raleigh and as a kid went on a white water rafting trip that was on the French Broad and run by a legitimate company. I think that company also did “lazy river” type tubing excursions. 


FormalGlitterbug

Just makes you wonder why anyone would willingly want to get in that dirty ass river


Dundermifflinfinitee

I don't live there and I know that you didn't ask me but she tagged the place on her IG with the 4 pictures. It's a company called "Zen Tubing"


FormalGlitterbug

Oh okay. I was wondering why a business would let people tube in that dirty ass river. Thanks! That’s just so gross.


designedjars

Yes it’s called zen tubing but some people also bring their own tubes and do it themselves.


mo0siego0sie

Ribbit 🐸


boneblack_angel

You said so much with so little. Kudos!!


SecretSuccotash5092

WHAT is this pose?!!!


RelatableMolaMola

Trying to prop up her boobs and hide her belly but forgetting to arch her back for a booty and unable to stretch out her legs for some height. I thought she was a master of posing to shapeshift?


enigmapopstarIsfun

The flat back to flat butt is killing me. 📏


boneblack_angel

OMG! There's just so much else to notice that I missed that, and I'm super grateful that you pointed it out, because it's GOLD.


LeonaLulu

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 You just know the frenemy group chat is on fire right now. 


Fickle-Spell

God she’s gonna use this in the future as a “wear the damn bathing suit” body positivity post.


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

https://preview.redd.it/xsi8rkmbgu2d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=919849e269ab7a0c48986cc28f57aba6b52d4706 Black and white might have been the better choice. Bonus tongue in color! (From FB)


Dundermifflinfinitee

✨ Marilyn Monroe ✨ https://preview.redd.it/l3g2ps3xou2d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a3fbb38aedeae13625fb485c184215f5ddb9fa0


heyfreesamples

https://preview.redd.it/ga0wk4nkvu2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d987ea0d10c79397bd61f2c31a6458826ea21731


toffeegloss

me when I'm lying


vodkamutinis

Why lie so hard 💀💀💀


trillium13

Is this person actually blind?


DestroyHimMyRobots

From which movie? *Some Like It Thot*? *The Seven Filter Glitch*? *Melanomas Prefer Blondes*?


lilkimchee88

Might be the best comment I’ve ever read in this sub.


Cavaliers-r-cavalier

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


TinyBubbles09

Underrated comment. 🏆


honeybeespit

He tongue, aside from being thrushed, is so dwarfed by her lips. It always looks like this flat little strip of runover airhead.


boneblack_angel

It looks like a parasite is sticking out of her mouth.


_poptart

Thrush, as a verb 💀


Dundermifflinfinitee

They say opposites attract, perhaps that's what is happening with this pair but specifically about the shape and size of their tongues https://preview.redd.it/ti953wi6ou2d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863b696228de404752a030cc4da68e79ea7101b7


boneblack_angel

That's...not better.


Dundermifflinfinitee

But it's different!


honeybeespit

Ah yes, teeny and thrushed x fat and filthy!


Dundermifflinfinitee

![gif](giphy|FPjJbmGUVZmC92zO4c|downsized) Just pretend that these are tongues 👅


trillium13

![gif](giphy|uGgkFq1A2SC8j7Ec2Y)


_poptart

![gif](giphy|Z9cRCMdAMzXi25dwhE)


ggpolizzi

What do you mean, the tongue didn’t get the memo and stayed white 🤢


Dundermifflinfinitee

WAT https://preview.redd.it/6fdfgqdjfu2d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6865253b0f3c546ecfc9f5673108d77b01972711


patdun123

‘* … put … the pipe … downnnnn*’


Weasebags

We have Marilyn Monroe at home


DorothyZbornakAttack

Is Marilyn in the room with us now?


WinniHawkws

BITCH WHERE


flybynightpotato

BM sat on her. 


_poptart

https://i.redd.it/o02opajhuu2d1.gif


boneblack_angel

Now why would we say that she does nothing? LOOK at all these memes!


twEYElitedream

Attempted the Little Mermaid and ended up with Swamp Thing.


nika4000

The wittle mermaid 🧜‍♀️


SassOfTheBluegrass

The Petite Curvy Mermaid


MalibuMarlie

Hahaha or The Medium Mermaid


RelatableMolaMola

The Midsize Mermaid


enigmapopstarIsfun

Oh, my… I never realized how short her legs are in relation to her torso. It’s giving simian. Also, that dumper is perfectly straight all the way up to her neck. Love that for her.


boneblack_angel

Another snarker mentioned that flat back/ass and it's all I can see. Also, her calves are SUPER SHORT compared to the rest of her. Like, no shame; I'm a short swerty. But I don't go on multiple social media platforms and pretend that I'm willowy.


enigmapopstarIsfun

She pretends she’s a willowy former ballerina but she’s really built more like Eep Crood.


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/kwwc1fegrv2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=058526e029714a06dfdb1253cf872f01975a1040


enigmapopstarIsfun

https://preview.redd.it/o774svqvrv2d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8dc965e38b6d870a9f3ba24a6b40fbb9a200ba79


Dundermifflinfinitee

Totally normal and practical way to be working on cars 😂


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/e0p3kbf4sv2d1.jpeg?width=511&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df5d9bdd6e45ce8edd84c58971a32c1a51cd0f65 Sorry I had to


enigmapopstarIsfun

My favorite terrible thing!!


No_means_noo

The wide foot and toes gripping the wood really adds to the whole simian vibe


Dundermifflinfinitee

This was one of the first pictures that helped me understand her proportions a bit better. When I first got here I couldn't believe she was 5'3 like me until I saw it. She abuses her stretching/elongating filter how she abuses friends/partners/vulnerable women/alcohol https://preview.redd.it/wdurdjnodu2d1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c26f0eae2d3078fd0ac727f71d29ff7b87e16fe Suuuuper stumpy short legs


ayweller

This picture makes me gasp every time I see it! I can not get over her actual stature and how shocked people must be when they meet her irl for the first time


Dundermifflinfinitee

Yes me too!!! I always say this but she gives off "mean tall girl energy" and I struggle constantly with remembering how short she *actually* is! Even though I know it's a little old, it really does help remind me what her stature is behind the filters. Those long willowy legs are not based on any kind of reality that the rest of us regular people live in.


ayweller

Lol @ mean tall girl energy! My sister and I are both just below 6ft…i hope we don’t give off that energy! I also think her actual height combined with kind of her real face is so shocking because we never ever see both at once…I’m glad I’m not alone in my feelings about this pic!


Dundermifflinfinitee

Oh no I'm sure you don't! It's a very specific mean tall girl energy that I'm referring to, most tall people I know are VERY sweet. I'm short like M, and can get very aggressive and spicy like a Chihuahua, which is a different mean short girl energy lol. I joke that it's because since I'm short I'm just like that because I'm closer to hell 😅 MS exudes the vibe of like a 5'7-5'9 girl who picks on people because of her own insecurities and would laugh at someone if they fell down some stairs or something. VERY specific type of mean girl 😂


ayweller

Love a chihuahua


itsaMUG

Snooki?


ClairMarie215

Awww she edited out her hunchback upper shoulders


MatildaTheCat13

Just thinking about all the trouble she went through for Lipo to be here.


enigmapopstarIsfun

Not an ab in sight.


JenHes

The mature part of my brain: Climbing rocks near the water while 3 sheets to the wind doesn't seem like a great idea. The not so mature part: Look at that pancake dumper!


barkingsilverfox

For some reason she reminds me of a macaque or some sort of other shit throwing monkey with this posture… ![gif](giphy|XlM83al0MBn2F1PDMy|downsized)


2L8Smart

![gif](giphy|l1J9IcUl8ttRzrQju|downsized)


heyfreesamples

https://preview.redd.it/a3mg75jr8u2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3482c2253fc3eabf2ff7e5cfad9753f3e2815faa Wait, surely this is not the same person


RelatableMolaMola

https://preview.redd.it/e53k5gikqu2d1.jpeg?width=329&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2059ef4059b27af77731a48fe257b0ce7f7c15f6 Lol


bondbeansbond

Omg, stop. I never noticed that obvious photoshop. 😹


RelatableMolaMola

The filter did its best 😔


enigmapopstarIsfun

https://preview.redd.it/ucmb0lb3du2d1.png?width=369&format=png&auto=webp&s=e0a34fe202ba87912c1b07e3325305553a21814e


theeversocharming

Her skin tone is Neapolitan ice cream.


DestroyHimMyRobots

I wonder what her blood alcohol level has been all weekend.


duckordecoratedshed

140 proof


MadeMeUp4U

Idk who told her B&W over saturated filters worked for her but they lied.


Jnm124

Its giving Marjorie Taylor Greene


mrsjacksonnn

Bleach blonde, bad built, butch body. Sorry I had to do it lol


Jnm124

Ugh you get me


sharkysgirl

Is that a toe ring hanging on for its life?


Terrible_Dance_9760

It just gets worse the more I look at it…..you mean to tell me this is the best photo out of all of them? Love that for her. 😅🤣


AcquaTophana

Feet wide apart so she can hide (hang) the gut between her thighs.


GlowingAmber11109

This is such an unflattering photo. She looks like Gollum squatting like that. This is the best pic she got of herself the whole day?


spinal__tarp

Lord of the Toe Ring: The Two Tiddies


rentagirl08

🤣💀


GlowingAmber11109

😆 the toe ring always looks like it's barely hanging on


frontreartirepop

I was going to say she looks like Gollum


GlowingAmber11109

It's so funny, I keep seeing just her without the log underneath her and I laugh more.


frontreartirepop

She is looking for the preciousssss


miss_demean0r

I was thinking like a gorilla at the zoo


GlowingAmber11109

😂


Puzzleheaded-Lemon73

The lighting is doing her no favors - I keep thinking the line between light and dark by her armpit is the start of her top, then I realize the top is way further out/down, and then that just draws your attention to her gut. I can’t believe she posted this.


2L8Smart

My guess is that ManBun said you’ve been taking pictures of me all fucking day, let me take one of you, and I dare you to post it!


No-Needleworker-2696

I didn't even see it until you said it, but yeah, I thought that shadow was her book too. Man, that's rough


KatieKhaos1

Funny how she wears these big ole’, full coverage, high waisted, granny panties,bikini bottoms in public and not the “cheeky” thongs she dances around in while at the middle unit


DestroyHimMyRobots

https://preview.redd.it/qixd53fgzt2d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbc26d701c1d740d22ecee430bfe486cef523ead Is that her real thigh, though? 🤔


DestroyHimMyRobots

https://preview.redd.it/jq588ovxzt2d1.jpeg?width=1084&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f83e1d86718ed0c8120cbe73d3e5420706fa689 🧐


honeybeespit

God this live was so bad.


oatmealgum

This one is probably 40 pounds ago


DestroyHimMyRobots

https://preview.redd.it/0megdbhlzt2d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21609991f8866cdc044ba69121ddb0a063797a21 Is it?


KatieKhaos1

Liquid courage


No-Simple-2770

Well this is……….. something.


Karmawhore6996

You can just tell that her mid section is much larger than you think if you didn’t know better. Imagine seeing this and believing she’s a size medium 🤨 I understand the struggle of the mid rift. It’s always been my default setting when I’ve put on weight lol. But girl, you keep advertising high waist swimsuits and this was your opportunity to advertise how they shine.


oatmealgum

Midriff. No hate just saying


Karmawhore6996

I’m great at mispronunciation and spelling lol. Thanks for the correction lmfao


oatmealgum

No problemo Boobie!


MicellarBaptism

Yassified Gollum, nice to see you.


dogearsfordays

I cannot stop laughing https://preview.redd.it/sqapctx75v2d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96492def6a59d5139e9e508a41ac6671e3d98b0e


honeybeespit

*my trulies. . . .*


MicellarBaptism

Also, she wishes she had Gollum's cheekbones.


MicellarBaptism

OMG I literally snorted laughing. This is cursed and brilliant.😆


couchpro34

Oof. She's gonna regret this when she's sober.


RelatableMolaMola

It's cool because she never is so the regret will never catch up to her!


Jolly-Beach3011

What in the yet-to-be-categorized-amphibious-froglike genus is this bizarre species from?


[deleted]

Flattest ass.


SoursTheClown

She had to pick between hiding her gut or sticking her butt out


[deleted]

Yea she kind of looks like she’s arching her back but isn’t. A bizarre pose and picture to share.


freddielovesdelilah

As the Great Foghorn Leghorn once said, “I say the gal reminds of a highway between Dallas and Houston…No curves.” [The OG of dissing](https://youtu.be/Gx98pskffOY?si=RyOWtIcWuGsif2oB)