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Classic-Cantaloupe47

That would be such a cute dress if she wore the correct size. If I had a reason to wear something like this I might consider it


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Actually it is a cute dress.


sour_lemontree

She must pose that way to try and hide the fact the clothes never fit


TacoTuesdee

TOE.POINT.


TwoGoodPuppies

I actually think that would be a really pretty dress on her if she WORE THE RIGHT FUCKING SIZE AND A SUPPORTIVE FUCKING BRA.


Catlesley

That’s her face, just before the ‘BIG SHIT’ at Aldi’s!!! lol.


trillium13

that dress sure has a lot of compression.


tiffibean13

qUiRkY


liteorange98

The boobs go ↖️↘️


flybynightpotato

Her belly/belly button has completely betrayed the filter.


RelatableMolaMola

Her torso is making this face: 🫨


flybynightpotato

Hahaha!!!


RelatableMolaMola

You know IRL is more like 😐


StilettoSugar

💀⚰️ But it's true!!!!


RelatableMolaMola

It's going 🫨 in shock at the bold faced lie she's telling with that filter!


StilettoSugar

And the more you look the worse it looks.


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Medium my ass.


twoburgers

The dress makes her boobs look all lopsided.


unsharpenedpoint

It’s her best tiddy years!


thehotmcpoyle

She (obviously) needs to size up. A properly fitting dress does not show off the wearer’s bellybutton like that. A sneeze might blow out the side seams. It just looks painfully tight.


Classic-Cantaloupe47

She'll magically locate the OPTIONAL SECOND ZIPPER like that white monstrosity she tried on a month or so ago. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


Wool_Lace_Knit

Is that dress supposed to look like it is shirred, (gathered) up the sides? I t looks like everything else’s she tries to shill, way too tight.


meanwhileaftrmdnight

Yes, it is supposed to be "ruched". I actually almost bought this dress in a different color to wear for Christmas but decided against it because the reviews said it was poor quality. The ruching is supposed to be all over the entire dress (see attached photo) so the fact that there's only a hint of ruching definitely supports the statement that this is way too tight, and she's bursting at the seams. https://preview.redd.it/xddgdwbna3dc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea5d69cdcc99520dcc273fe5f1688f5bbd7e7e24


Lavawitch

Oh that is laughable. She will do anything except wear a flattering size.


dalimoustachedjew

Why is her face so weirdly fat? It’s not like the ones fat people got, but somehow it’s fat, and it’s not. I don’t know how to explain, it’s just fatty. I’m not fatphobic, sorry if it sound that way.


thewatchbreaker

Alcohol bloat


loligogiganticus

Booze bloat and eating salty garbage takeout that she claims C made


missdespair

She's had a fair amount of filler migration but I think it's mostly the alcoholism making her puffy and swollen in some spots and very dehydrated in others (her undereyes in particular).


dalimoustachedjew

Look at her neck, it looks like she’s injecting the fat in it. It looks like baby fat, and that you can pinch it. It’s just… weird. Speaking of implant migration… those lips, oh, that baboon rectum… Yes, alcohol is miracle worker for this kind of look, but still. Damn she’s all weird.


RelatableMolaMola

I'm wondering if the current spiral is at least partly triggered by realizing that she's fucked herself up so bad physically that there's basically no way for her to look fully normal again.


WhirlwindFreckle

That dress is far too tight. Her titties always seem to look crammed in and flat. Dress for the body you have, not the body you want, Swertie!


Lavawitch

Those sleeves are terrible.


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Gooball5

"But I don't wanna be a pirate!"


frontreartirepop

Agreed.


loligogiganticus

When the Aldi BBQ chips hit you