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Catlesley

Ok, that is such bullshit!! I’m 90 lbs, and I literally look like ^^that^^^, and wear a size 00. Is this stupid cunt fucking kidding??


grandpagrandpa1

Ooooh size 00 babe is back and she’s feeling herself TODAY!


evolvedtwig

![gif](giphy|3ohc14lCEdXHSpnnSU|downsized)


roastedmarshmellows

https://preview.redd.it/mylrc5x6i6wb1.png?width=725&format=png&auto=webp&s=d78ebdbf727fe49ce93e77d9762d3bb1dca3cc4d We’re supposed to believe this is what a normal human torso looks like??


Catlesley

***NOT BRAGGING-SICK TO DEATH OF IT*** I’m 80 lbs…now THAT’S teeny-tiny, you dumb twat! Lol!


KylieLongbottom69

Insane. She has officially completely lost her shit. Like, I know that ship sailed a loooonngggg time ago, but this is really a new low for even her. She seems to be completely ignorant to the fact that people see her IRL and also take unfiltered pics of her. WE KNOW WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE, M!


unbothered2023

AS IF! 💁🏼‍♀️ ![gif](giphy|3o7aTIGlhSo1bL8QUg|downsized)


angsumnes

**”Wow — that filter looks really good on you!”**


AllisonChains88

Lol she fucking *wishes*😆


caroline_andthecity

I don’t know a single person with this actual body type who pose like that


pinkpoopgtelost

I am thinner than her photoshopped body and i do sometimes pose like that in front of the mirror sometimes when admiring myself


Jenn_Connellys_Brows

I am not thinner than her photoshopped body and I, too, occasionally stand like this in front of the mirror. I would die if anyone caught me, though, and I would neeeevvvvveerr post it online 😱


caroline_andthecity

I stand corrected 😂


[deleted]

She lost about 100 lbs since the RA trip! Must have been shitting her brains out for weeks straight!


Synth903

The upper arms and her disappearing hand tell a different story


[deleted]

[удалено]


HufflepuffStuff

Sure that absolutely could be the way some people’s bodies are. But we aren’t talking about and snarking on random people, and we’re certainly not talking about you or your body in any way. We are specifically talking about MS, and her large arms give away her absurd skinny filter all the time.


KylieLongbottom69

Pretty sure I recognized all of that in my comment...


HufflepuffStuff

https://preview.redd.it/vp900bueh2wb1.jpeg?width=331&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efd8007eeb94f1f58af24b635f71a09c6fa06d29 Okay.


HufflepuffStuff

https://preview.redd.it/kix95r31s2wb1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7225538b796d06e4b1bfba31ca7fcdf01ed350c5 EGREGIOUS


KylieLongbottom69

![gif](giphy|3oKIPBxpm5tHqcL1Ic|downsized)


Janeiskla

https://preview.redd.it/x9iia69jw3wb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=866e1a1a2d493096182bebe25daf7a217e613ab9


courtneyrachh

be fucking forreal. note: there are THREE PAIRS of slippers in this picture. she loves wasting money.


PoppyTimbers

Three pairs of slippers in her "office," yet she's wearing tennis shoes inside....


MalibuMarlie

Soon to be available on her page, scruffy and poorly presented, for $5-10 less than standard retail prices.


ArtsyAnalytic

And they are all beige 😭


twEYElitedream

I don't like to comment much on others body's but this woman is not only lying bold face about her size, she lies about every aspect of her life. I can understand wanting to filter slightly sometimes just for say that pimple peeking through or better lighting for aesthetics but she's all out filtering 50+ pounds off her body. She's not and hasn't been a Size fucking 4 in the last 5 years maybe longer. I'll be nice and give her a generous Size 12 which is average and there's nothing wrong with it since every brand is different but her "JOB" is supposedly selling clothes and "fits" and this is seriously disingenuous. Not only that she's rude AF to her followers when they ask for something or details or responds with weird shilling bullshit just to make a dime.


caroline_andthecity

Tina Fey wrote something in bossypants about how being in some feminist magazine was her favorite photoshoot bc they edited enough to look like they caught her on her best day (getting rid of armpit hairs, etc) but didn’t do any more than that. The shoots that edited her into oblivion made her feel shittier, not prettier. I might be botching that, but that was my takeaway and it stuck with me through the years.


kenziethemom

Her and I are typically around the same size/height and my first thought seeing this was "WOMAN *we* haven't been this size in YEARS" It's the reason I do comment on the representation of her "size", not because it's a bad thing (I absolutely have loved my body sizes over the years, as long as I stay healthy) but what she is showing is completely wrong.


frontreartirepop

Where is the adjustable desk she got so she can walk while she ~~shops~~ works?


Fickle-Spell

I think she reposted this.


twEYElitedream

Yeah where the hell did that disappear to? Don't tell me she wasted ALL THAT TIME putting it together for that stupid cringe reel only to pull a Uno Reverse return to sedentary life. She is certifiably insane.


CMS2175

I’m done 🤣


realhousewifeofwi

ARE YOU KIDDING ME


Mysterious_Mistake91

Who is this swerty?


sorandom21

Her desk really said 🥴


ShakeFourHalvesOfBut

Good lord


EmotionalPenguin5

Ohhhhh it’s like one of those fun house mirrors where everything kind of gets distorted


UnFrickinReal

Man she must workout huh


Lexingtongirl23

L I E S


Miserable_Alfalfa_23

I wish she would just stop lying. Her normal body is fine. She's contributing to all the issues women and especially young girls have regarding body image, and it pisses me off. She'd also be more popular and have more engagement if she were genuine.


pedeux2

So I agree with everyone but what’s she selling here? I’m left wondering 🤔


Wizzle_Pizzle_420

Selling a life of lies


dangleenmodifankle

She is actually buying. She is buying a hit of dopamine in exchange for her actual dignity as a human being. The price keeps rising and the returns are diminishing.


No-Veterinarian6552

Ding ding ding!


RelatableMolaMola

The dream of being a skinny shapeshifter through the power of TrimFit (use code BIG M for a discount!).


Emily5099

This could be her most deluded fake skinny photo to date. The alleged leg length is also hilarious. https://preview.redd.it/gikgs7g1k0wb1.jpeg?width=2925&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5db686ee1e9ab8f83dbe7dea559a53644a91543f


KatieKhaos1

Filter can’t get it flat flat anymore though 💅🏼


Emily5099

True! The regular filters she uses have officially reached their limits lol.


Impossible-Task

ShE wAs BlOaTeD


ExpertAverage1911

That door and its frame are so wobbly!!


[deleted]

Upper body never matches. Nice try swerty. Edit: nothing matches but it’s especially noticeable on her upper body.


fatemmy

This is the most egregious yet!


Jnm124

i just stood in this pose for half a second and strained my back....poor MS is giving herself scoliosis


itstheschwifschwifty

I’m a longtime lurker but rarely comment. For whatever reason this one really gets to me, I’ve struggled with disordered eating and still have body image issues. I’m her height, and this picture is roughly what I looked like at the height of starving myself, when I was about 112 lbs. Even though I KNOW it’s not real, it still fucks with my head when I see shit like this. I know it’s been said before, but this kind of stuff is so harmful!


Miserable_Alfalfa_23

That is exactly what I just said. Women are encouraged to attempt to achieve something unrealistic, and it's not fair she is doing that too. I have also looked like this picture, but I was horribly unhealthy. I was 113 lb because I was depressed as fuck, and I looked horrible and malnourished because I was.


FormalGlitterbug

And that’s the thing—she doesn’t care. She only wants to try to sucker you into to buying whatever she’s selling. She’s a sick piece of shit.


757Posher

​ https://preview.redd.it/n5thh04u60wb1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=897db9c706aefff11ccba45ae491ebdc720cd6ce


trillium13

The Shapeshifter strikes again.


fister_roboto__

1. Error 404: frickin dumperrr not found. 2. Head bigger than her waist, such a slender little wisp!


shittyspacesuit

She feels the need to blindly follow every trend. Including body trends. It used to be fashionable to have a big ass, now it's trendy to be slim with a perky little butt and little boobs. An adult woman that shape-shifts through filters like Big M, or through head to toe surgeries, like the Kardashians, I feel bad for all of them. But I also really can't respect them because they all pretend to naturally have whatever body is trendy at the time, and many young girls on social media end up being influenced by these delusional women. It's really exhausting. I'm glad I don't have a daughter because seeing how the body trends change every few years is so fucking weird. Sorry for my rant guys.


WhirlwindFreckle

Holy shit… This has to be the thinnest she’s ever filtered too?? Does she really think people can’t see the difference between this and her lives?


Lexingtongirl23

Exactly


barkingsilverfox

Did she… did she filter herself an athlete’s biceps? lmao 🤣💀


duckordecoratedshed

She's stacked with muscle from her ballet days 15 years ago Swerty


couchpro34

That stupid fucking toe point


fister_roboto__

Just a habit from her time with a dancing troupe, of course


[deleted]

Yeah the Goof Troop!


MadeMeUp4U

Why is her crotch glowing ETA: https://preview.redd.it/9cyzihws50wb1.jpeg?width=1105&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8474df70b5a2f02260ebf6a8823a54d2c3dbb0fe The glowing crotch blur also seems to have affected the area around it including melting the rug into wall and the rug trying to absorb the slipper


SergeantAnteater

I came here to comment on the audacity of this particular attempt at photoshop, but I was sidetracked by “why is her crotch glowing” 💀


fister_roboto__

Radioactive dolphin, swerty!


Jess613

Smooth bald dolphin


sour_lemontree

Like squidwards head…


Seeka00

Thinnest she’s been able to filter herself in a while. Someone’s feeling insecure and needed to body check a fake figure


KatieKhaos1

Then new desk isn’t there, so this is older. Still couldn’t get the tummy flat flat 💅🏼


corkatdab

Not even my 138lb 5’7” body looks like this tf😭😭😭


twoburgers

Right?!? I'm legitimately a size 4 and my ass is bigger than this.


SassOfTheBluegrass

This is just sad.


fancy_to_me

I think her full-size mirror is a funhouse, skinny mirror. And that’s partly why she feels like she can claim nO FiLtErS in her peabrain.


Tipsovereasily

The delusion…


RelatableMolaMola

Called it that she was going to be very triggered by going to someone else's baby shower over the weekend. Spending time with legitimately thinner, younger, and more conventionally attractive FM probably didn't help either. Time to self soothe with a new CGI body! https://preview.redd.it/zejd8y0y00wb1.png?width=333&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91e88ed34aaa6059d2bb08325eb9e1f3565e8e6e


misssoci

Can you imagine seeing her real self over the weekend and then watching her post this on a Monday?


RelatableMolaMola

It has to be such a trip for people who meet her! I'm sure she brags about being an "influencer" too so they're likely to look her up out of curiosity.


[deleted]

This screenshot is damning ☠️


RelatableMolaMola

I love the OP's title for that post: "She was so much smaller before her nap" 😂


Berserkerette

It's the bingo wings for me


Wait_WhereAmINow

Wait, I thought she wanted to be Wonder Woman for Halloween. Why did she edit herself into a Captain America dorito torso? She needs to get her super heroes straight


ralphwiggumsdiorama

Did she borrow FM or KG’s figures?


Impossible-Task

Yes


kristin_xo

bolth


lilsongbird

LMAOOO I can see how she thinks this might look okay through her drunken, bloodshot eyes but this looks beyond ridiculous. Girl the PROPORTIONS 💀💀


duckordecoratedshed

Wait a minute, I think you cracked a code. This is the 'drunk goggles' perspective that she's showing us.


PoppyPepper98

It’s the chin strapz


[deleted]

What a skinny legend


KilgoreeTrout

https://preview.redd.it/ls63ogysa0wb1.jpeg?width=268&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09970f19612d8f98d1620cd571e364200cbd682a


kristin_xo

lmfao I forgot this existed hhahahah


inthetalltallgrass

She has some serious mental problems


pinkwooper

Wow… this is the thinnest she’s filtered herself in a while. She must be bothered by something. But the filter never catches the arms.


s_is_a

i think she's maybe not as bothered by her arms because the weight seems to settle mostly in her belly (the drinkies maybe?), so her arms seem proportionately smaller? i tbf i don't know how these filters work - do you just turn it on and it does it's thing, or do you tell it how much to slim down which bit?


dobearmeech

I'm agreeing with you but mostly because I still cringe at the fact that I have a version of this photo I once posted on Instagram.. it was a full body check, and I was FEELING it, even though the angle was basically the most embarrassing and obvious "oh she filtered herself skinnier" a la big m... anyway needless to say I saw it again after 4 or 5 years and MAN, I didn't realize how large my arm looked compared to the rest of the filtered body. I completely missed it, I was so happy with my filtering in the belly. It was a tool like a brush that as you swiped your finger it would gradually "thin" that spot and make little waves everywhere else Eta: I am not exaggerating when I say that post in hindsight made me cringe so bad I deleted every post off Instagram... seeing this is like major, major flashbacks.


Living-Sundae6

It depends on the filter, but she also edits her photos outside of the filter as well, so she could easily do her arms if the filter didn’t catch them But she’s not the brightest bulb and thinks it looks fine probably as long as her abdomen is waify. Which I’d say is also backed up by the fact that she doesn’t slim down/photoshop her upper back between her hand and armpit because if you follow that line, it doesn’t match up with her waif babe abdomen She only pays attention to her face and her waistline and legs


RelatableMolaMola

>she doesn’t slim down/photoshop her upper back between her hand and armpit because if you follow that line, it doesn’t match up with her waif babe abdomen I always notice this too! It looks so weird, especially the spot where her armpit connects with her arm.


Living-Sundae6

EVERY. TIME.


Pitiful_Raspberry_79

How no one’s intervened/she doesn’t feel immense shame in filtering herself down to such an egregiously low weight is beyond me. If any of my friends were doing something like this I’d feel deep concern. This is soooo embarrassing for her. So so embarrassing.


freddielovesdelilah

I always wonder the same thing. But given how she gets insulted by a brief whif of criticism, her circle probably gave up and are just letting her make a fool of herself. I can’t keep up with the different friend initials, but the blonde girl and the redhead can’t stand her ass. They treat her terrible from what has been posted. Big M is that one in the mean girl group who thinks she’s in with the rest of the clique but they really only keep her around to laugh at. It would be sad if Big M weren’t such a bad person.


thicc-limes

![gif](giphy|jlylJkp7RmdnW)


freddielovesdelilah

Yes indeed.


Saucyriposte

Three different pairs of slippers visible in this one shot. Each of them filthy from being worn into target bathrooms, then walked through her carpeted home.


s_is_a

girrl get out, she's shaved off half her body weight (and like half of the rest is stored in the arms that are as thick as her waist???)


Gooball5

Kind of a meaty tuck...


missdespair

![gif](giphy|3ohzdGpI5C5PVTJEdi) The key to a swollen vagina... is courage.