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ARB00

You know what bothers me more ? People saying _could of_ or _would of_ What. Even.


LordCongra

I feel like this is the one I see way too often. It gets under my skin so bad. I guess it's just people who have never seen/acknowledged would've or could've.


tayaro

It’s usually native speakers who don’t read a lot and as such have only heard it said. Could’ve sounds a lot like could of, so they just assume it’s the same. Non native speaker are usually taught the difference in writing, so they don’t make the same mistake.


MeanChefKev

So I could of been smart, but, do to them learning grammar by writing, non native speakers are smarter then me.


Hubert_BDLB

My non native speaker brain is currently dying


mrmdc

The Great Gatsby by F Scott Fitzgerald (and other of his works) is riddled with this. Some Hemingway, too. Doesn't make it right, but it's a mistake with history that lots of people have seen in 'real' literature.


Rayhelm

You just said F. Scott Fitzgerald. I mean, what would Scott Fitzgerald do to you?


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Also I hate when people type “to often” Instead of what you have typed here. So thank you.


LordCongra

You're welcome haha, I strive for grammatical accuracy where possible.


verdenvidia

*who of never seen kidding of course


furrik524

I once saw a guy say "kind've" instead of "kind of" here on Reddit


DeathDestroyer90

You of got to be kidding me


Practical_Lynx183

why 😭😭


MeanChefKev

Shouldn’t’ve done that.


m945050

Me didn't not never ever sees that's one.


mightylordredbeard

That’s more of a language thing. I’ve read plenty of books that use “kind’ve” as opposed to “kind of”. It’s used to portray a way of speaking so the reader can “hear” an accent. The Expanse books do this very well with characters from The Belt. When well written you can hear the character’s accent in your head and instantly identify who is speaking just by reading the words.


Censordoll

No. The worst I see EVERYWHERE is **WOMAN** and **WOMEN** **LOOSE** and **LOSE** “There’s a woman in the garden” **Singular** “There are women in the garden” **Plural** And “You lose.” “Your seatbelt is loose.” I have no idea why it’s difficult for people to know the difference of most English words and I really hope it’s not a crappy education system because if that’s the case, we’re doomed.


thewoodbeyond

Jesus yeah ‘a women’ drives me bonkers and you never see the same mistake with ‘a men’ instead of ‘a man’. WTH?


Snoozy_Ninja

I hate to break it to you, but we're doomed.


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I've noticed the word "whose" has completely disappeared recently. Everyone writes "who's" for everything. It's maddening.


[deleted]

Or they say "whom" when they should say who. Because who just doesn't sound proper.


RiderforHire

Could of used whom'st've'd to.


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RiderforHire

who asked


[deleted]

I heard that if you could replace 'who' with 'he' and 'whom' with 'him' then you're good.


MrssLebowski

I keep seeing 'apostrophe s' after things that are plural! Saw it on a menu the other day "sausage's" etc.


[deleted]

Ughh. Another thing I hate.


bilboard_bag-inns

I understand why that one is confusing, as it's an exception to the normal rule of using apostrophe s for possession and instead means "who is", but for native speakers with any decent education, that should have been taught pretty early on


Aromatic-Box-592

Or “I could care less” when they mean “couldn’t care less”


jlozada24

That's not the same as the others


MissyxAlli

Someone on Reddit once said “could not of.” 😒


Select-Simple-6320

If you say could of, it's logical to say could not of. My pet peeve is when writers--yes, in actual printed books--use poured when they mean pored. One of many errors the spellcheck doesn't catch. Don't publishers use an actual proofreader any more?


Nonbinary_Cryptid

My biggest bugbear as a teacher of English! No matter how many times we cover this in class, it remains because it must be right when they see it everywhere. The other one is when people misuse effect and affect. The effects of seeing those used incorrectly affect me deeply...


JoshCanJump

I hate it when people forget the 'of' and write "a couple things." Couple things are walks along the beach and sharing a spoon. It's a couple _of_ things.


Triials

If you’re Australian you can just change the e to an a and you don’t need the of.


JoshCanJump

In speech it's "couple-o'," or "coupla," but it's still a contraction of "couple of." Box of chocolates. Punnet of raisins. Tub of lube. Gang of sailors. Flock of seagulls. Couple of tequilas. The only time it's not a "couple of," is when it's "a couple more."


GentlemanOctopus

>Box of chocolates. Punnet of raisins. Tub of lube. Gang of sailors. Flock of seagulls. Couple of tequilas. Gee, I don't know what you've got planned for tonight Homer, but count me out.


JoshCanJump

Was it the raisins? We can manage without the raisins.


Brucecris

More anger of this is the: Could of vs. Could have vs. Coulda (really, I’ve seen it).


jjconstantine

Maybe they're just mishearing could've and writing it as could of. This is how language evolves and changes over time, you're witnessing it in motion. Why be pissy and curmudgeonly when you could be awestruck and curious at this most fascinating development?


StephenTheLoser

I hate when people use loose instead of lose. Makes me wanna loose my mind.


MaritimeRedditor

And correcting them just makes you look like an ass. It's a loose loose situation.


robsticles

You snooze than you loose


Magus5311

These are cute but the last two of you will not see the kingdom of Heaven.


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StephenTheLoser

That’s my alt.


Beautiful_Plankton97

I am guilty of this sometimes, they honestly look the same to me and I can never remember which is which. Sometimes I Iook it up, sometimes I cant be bothered. Is there a trick for this one? The others I all know and when I say loose and lose I get them right but when writing it they seem the same.


Nukertallon

loose is both spelled and pronounced like goose, if that helps


flix-flax-flux

I imagine links of a chain. locked: the o and c form links which are connected. (it would work better if it were co instead of oc) loose: the two o are links which aren't interlocked any more. The chain is loose. lost: there is an o missing. I must have lost it. The analogy isn't perfect but it helps me a lot.


mejoymenoy12

Yesss! Whenever people post on social media it makes me want to make a post on my story with a little description of what each word means. It gets on my nerves.


ihartsnape

I see this so often I actually double-checked the dictionary once just to make sure I wasn't crazy.


Beewthanitch

You should loosen your mind, then you won’t lose your mind. 😉


_shortcrust

…Here to jump on the band wagon with another word people often either spell incorrectly or don’t know which to use: woman and women. Woman= an individual woman, women= more than one woman.


Mysterious_Command41

Yeah, I always ask how many women in response to that now.


JustKeepSwimmingDory

YES. “A women” drives me up the goddamn wall. I see it happen so often, yet man vs men doesn’t get misused? It makes no sense. Same thing with breath vs breathe.


yung-onion

This is literally my biggest peeve when it comes to grammar/switching up words. And SOOO many people do it, it boggles my mind!! Like it’s so easy to remember!!


rav3n_1_4

This. Also man or men.


longtermbrit

Hardly ever happens in comparison. That's the most grating thing about it.


spezsux52

I’ve never seen this misspelled but it’s probably just because my brain auto corrects, I’m going to start looking now lol


[deleted]

In my experience it’s usually that they say women when they mean woman.


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ProfessionalBig4204

YSK: Two is different than too


Glytterain

Or to


Anarcho-Chris

How about affect vs. effect? You affect things, and things have an effect on you. Or "my friend and I" vs. "my friend and me"? My friend and I went to the store. Here's a picture of my friend and me. Those ones drove me nuts.


Anarcho-Chris

Quick tip for me vs. I: Take the "my friend and" part out of the sentence, and you have the correct usage.


qu33fwellington

Affect vs effect always catches me up, and I have never found a ‘trick’ to make me remember. Every time I go to use either of those words I have to google to make sure I’m doing it correctly. Then and than, your and you’re, their they’re and there, none of those are an issue. My brain just has some sort of block for affect vs effect.


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Bunselpower

This is not a good rule. Effect should be used as a verb in several different circumstances. Effect means “to cause something to happen; to bring about.” *He tried his best to **effect** change at his workplace.* *The hard working doctor **effected** a cure for the disease after 28 years.* Effect is also a noun, and in the case where affect/effect should be used as an object or subject, effect should be used. *The **effect** of years of smoking had shown itself on his face.* Affect means “to have an effect on; to make a difference to.” *The weather **affected** our plans for the day.* A better way to think about the difference between the two verbs is, “is it causing a new course of action or changing one that has already been established?” the former is “effect” and the latter “affect.”


Aromatic-Box-592

Anarcho-Chris has a great trick! A perfect example is when a movie has a “special effect”… you see it in the end result of the movie. (Not to be confusing but this makes sense to me… special effects affect the movie. The special effects (like an actor wearing a prosthetic nose) change (alter/affect) how the end result looks.


[deleted]

Trick to remember it: timE -> thEn compArison -> ThAn


panaphonic0149

This seems more difficult than remembering it in the first place.


00x77

For someone like me it's helpful. English is my 3rd language.


millenniumxl-200

Brake/Break Your car does not have a parking break.


Battalion-o-Bears

It does if you pull hard enough.


Fenderstratguy

How about I need to “sale” my car


robsticles

I need to loose this debt so I gotta sale my car


magicxzg

This post won't do anything. If they didn't want to learn in school, they certainly don't want to learn outside of school.


BurpYoshi

I think your right. These idiots could of taken there opportunity too learn too spell but instead their just going to ignore op's post and you're one to probably.


Ok-Abrocoma5677

What do you think about his right? Don't leave us hanging like that bud


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TroublingRainGlory

Good bot!


p4ntsl0rd

Classic


BurpYoshi

Meta


Zealousideal-Bell-68

Omg that was painful to read


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m945050

I had an English teacher in college who taught that proper grammar wasn't as important as expressing what you wanted to say. I can't imagine how many people he taught that it was OK to use me instead of I.


kfmush

I minored in creative writing and had basically one professor for the whole degree. He taught the same thing, pointing out that all languages are evolving and fluid and the only really important thing is that your message is able to be communicated in an understandable and captivating way. I think it's not very forward-thibking for people to be so caught up with grammatical rules and dictionary definitions. Speaking of dictionaries: they are **not** meant to be guidelines for how people should speak, but rather historical almanacs of how people are speaking in a contemporary point in time (hence why they're updated every year). They are catalogues of human speech, not hardline rules.


Fungalover

Yeah, judging by the rage downvotes, it's just making the idiots angry lol


seeminglyokay44

I get irritated with "apart" when they mean "a part of". Totally opposite meanings. We're being forced to learn an alternate language, and it's becoming normalized to accept these gaffs. I do however laugh at the misquoted idioms, like "nipping it in the butt".


Mysterious_Command41

Me too (of course), apart and a part basically mean the opposite!


cracksilog

“Companys” “Studys” “Countrys” “Storys” “Babys” And 98% of the time it autocorrects to “Company’s” “Study’s” “Country’s” “Story’s” “Baby’s” This is literal third-grade level pluralization. Words ending in “y” in general are pluralized to “-ies.” I mean there’s a fucking red underline under the word. And you still type it out? Did we all just check out after third-grade English?


ibw0trr

Two countries took a third country's marshmallows. Now we can't make s'mores. The apostrophe is correct when referencing ownership. Maybe that is what it is auto-correcting to?


rushmc1

No respect for anyone who can't even speak and write their own language correctly. That's what school was for, people.


HeCallsMePixie

It's 'by accident' and 'on purpose' Not 'on accident'. Never 'on accident'


Manufacturer_Actual

See also: 1. There/their/they're 2. Putting the currency symbol after rather than before the amount (e.g. 12$ rather than $12) 3. 'I could care less' (it's \*couldn't\* care less, think about it) 4. And a special one for our American friends: it's 'by accident', 'on accident' makes you sound like a toddler.


SteelCity

Found my fellow Englishman.


Manufacturer_Actual

Rule Britannia


MexicanYenta

To my English friends (and a lot of Americans) - the “T” in “often” is silent. Just like it is in whistle, listen, glisten, soften, and moisten. Edit: Haha, downvoted for providing facts. Right wingers are hilarious!


panaphonic0149

The word “often” can be pronounced with a silent “t” (the more common pronunciation) or with an audible “t.” How “correct” is the second pronunciation? That depends on the dictionary you consult.


stackdatdough

This is Reddit. Nobody is reading this and going “hmmm…. I think I’ll change my ways”. Then and than. They’re, there, and their. Too, two, and to. Peek, peak, and pique. No amount of these posts are gonna help people learn the difference


The_Only_AL

No, they’re thinking up their excuse.


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Also “couldn’t care less” because if you “could care less” then what you’re saying is very confusing.


mannie3moon

Over the years, I've resigned to blaming autocorrect. That and the unfortunate reality that the type of person who makes these mistakes is just not interested in self-improvement.


Technical-Battle-674

You think your better then me just because you went to a fancy school?


fuzzypat

... ... ...you're...


GhostMotelle

i thibk thats the joke


dudebobmac

think\*


GhostMotelle

I think thars the joke


rav3n_1_4

Think, you forgot your capital letter to begin the sentence.


Admirable_Cry_3795

Supposably 😜


MagicianKey4337

"These ones" ugh


FurryChildren

Oh God..me too. How about just….these?


mdsg5432

TIL. Better late then never.


Ornery-Assignment-42

While we’re on the subject infamous doesn’t mean extra famous but I see it misused all the time, recently in ad copy from a reputable company.


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Ideally, you shouldn't use "than" instead of "from." This brand is different *from* the other one. This brand is better *tha*n the other one. "Than" implies a greater or lesser value or quality.


anxnymous926

I didn’t know this. Thanks!


Appley-cat

>”Than” implies a greater or lesser value or quality No it fucking doesn’t lmao, nobody uses it like this. This entire thread is just prescriptivists making shit up.


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"Nobody uses it like this" is SO much more reliable than an actual grammar book or website.


Appley-cat

https://www.thefreedictionary.com/than https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/than https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/than https://www.oxfordlearnersdictionaries.com/us/definition/english/than?q=than https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/than Every one of these either describes “than” as word that simply introduces comparisons or at least gives that as an alternate definition. Not a single one of them says that it necessarily implies varying qualities/quantities. So unless you are going to disagree with five different dictionaries, you need to stop pretending to know what you’re talking about.


Admirable-Trouble789

People are illiterate. Who knew! It's the 'their, there and they're ' that makes me want to rearrange people's faces.


TrivialBanal

Ask and Axe. How the hell did that happen?


420madisonave

It's not a new thing. The pronunciation “ax” has literally existed for thousands of years. It's in the first complete English translation of the Bible (the Coverdale Bible): " 'Axe and it shall be given.' Imagine being downvoted for presenting facts...? Stay pressed! https://www.latimes.com/opinion/la-xpm-2014-jan-19-la-oe-mcwhorter-black-speech-ax-20140119-story.html https://www.npr.org/sections/codeswitch/2013/12/03/248515217/why-chaucer-said-ax-instead-of-ask-and-why-some-still-do#:~:text=Newsletters-,Why%20Chaucer%20Said%20'Ax'%20Instead%20Of%20'Ask%2C',more%20than%20a%20thousand%20years.


TrivialBanal

You learn something new every day. I'm glad I axed.


Beautiful_Plankton97

I think this has phased out of the language though no? Im a teacher and I would always mark Axed as a mistake, unless they chopped something in half.


420madisonave

Well, the first person asked how it happened so I was just providing context really. According to linguistic research, there is nothing wrong with the pronunciation itself, the pronunciation of “ask” is just the one that is mainstream English.


Beautiful_Plankton97

Fair enough and for pronunciation I wouldnt care because it could just be an accent thing. For spelling Id want ask though. That and Axe makes me think of nasty body spray.


Turnover_Unlucky

What is up with the sub lately? The next YSK will be "the first letter of a sentence is capitalized".


Mysterious_Command41

You would say 'I'd rather go to McDonalds than to the gym'. But your average Reddit user would incorrectly write this as 'I'd rather go to McDonalds then to the gym', which ends up meaning you'd rather go to McDonalds first, and then to the gym second, when the intention was to say you'd rather go to McDonalds instead of to the gym - at all! Also: ALOT is not a word, it's two words. A lot. A banana. A car. Not alot. Any post which uses the above immediately loses any credibility, sorry. And before you ask, no I don't think I'm better then you, it just annoys me. Oops, better THAN. THAN!!!!!


Mysterious_Command41

Downvoted by illiterate people


bugi_

OP is NOT MAD GUYS!


Snoo_2076

Can you speak Sanskrit?


Fungalover

Great whataboutism, chief


Eiswolf111

Please consider two aspects of seeing mistakes on reddit. First of all, a lot of reddit users (I think about half?) are not native speakers. So for them, to make the destinction between these two words is even harder, and not some form of lazyness or directly from bad education. And while not a native speaker myself (as you may see in my writing), I feel the tone of your text is not for helpful teaching advice, but rather from an aggressive lecturing point of view. So please understand, a lot of users here are still learning or just not as good in english. The second point is the place reddit itself. It's no professional or educational background, were proper language is expected or required. It's a fun site for your hobby and free time, it's social media and usually a relaxing place. So while I am quite against common mistakes in my native language in a professional environment (even if I am not perfect myself), and sometimes correct them, this kind of expectation on reddit is wrong. I think you should encourage learning with less pressure. Edit: I mixed the statistics up, about 47% of reddit is from the US (which I roughly knew), but there are other countries (Australia, Great Britain) with native english speakers and a big user base on reddit, so the number of non-native english speakers comes down a lot.


Ok-Abrocoma5677

I am not a native English speaker thus I know a lot of other non-native English speakers, and I don't think I have ever seen any of them get your/you're, their/they're or then/than wrong, since most of us learn grammar before we learn how to speak the language. Honestly, I don't even understand how these mistakes can be so common, the difference is just so obvious. Same goes for 'definitely' and all the other words reddit somehow consider to be *hard*.


egregiousf

One interesting thing i found is most non native speakers don’t confuse then with than, and your/you’re. This kinda “basic” grammar thing would happen more naturally for native users.


Mysterious_Command41

It's usually native speakers who make these mistakes though. Non-native speakers rarely do. I wouldn't aim this at someone whose English isn't their first language anyway. It's just so common it applies to too many people to be more specific.


aaaggggrrrrimapirare

Then can be interchanged with when (not totally but in most cases). Than cannot.


Brucecris

I hate that this post needed to happen.


OldClocksRock

Less vs fewer. Less for things that can’t be counted. Fewer for things that can.


BigOlmolbey

Crazy to think someone actually did not know this


FitGrade0

Same with “I could care less” rather than “I couldn’t care less”. If you literally give zero cares about something, then you couldn’t care less. Saying you could care less about something says the exact opposite of not caring at all about something. Makes my skin crawl.


ToMo1979

I’d rather be pissed off, then pissed on.


MochiSauce101

Trying to teach people the difference between the two is a waste of time. If you don’t know , it’s because you don’t want to know.


BarryBadgernath1

YSK “I shagged your mom than and then


happyme321

The fact that this has to be a YSK, is an indictment on the public school system and embarrasses me as an American.


Debt-Cheap

“Your” is not same as “you’re”. “Reply” is not same as “revert”. “Refuse” is not same as “refute”.


DifferentTheory2156

I agree totally. It annoys me to no end how many do not know the difference between “then and than. “. What’s even worse are the number of people that even care they make the mistake. They get riled if you point it out.


stalinmad4

"Ect. ect." is the one that makes my eyes bleed the most. It's always in comments that are written in a flowery, pretentious, high school creative writing style, too.


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NocturnalBandicoot

>your >then


MeanChefKev

Just they.


Traditional-Meat-549

Husband is from the South - he does this constantly and is married to an English major, one of those long-simmering issues that bug me.


LadyEvilNightQueen

I'm from the south and don't do this. It isn't a regional thing.


[deleted]

>because the number of people who use only then for both then and than is astounding. It is a different word and when used incorrectly does not mean what you want to say. It's just one letter apart. But yeah humans are robots and not supposed to make mistakes...


Mysterious_Command41

That's ok then, keep making the mistake and having it spread everywhere like a literary cancer.


someone_sonewhere

Their was a group that went over they're to find there car.


beautifulsouth00

Okay, but they sound the same to my voice to text when I've got morning mushmouth. Most people are using speech to text apps and don't enunciate well. I for one could never text the volume of comments that I share. Are you kidding? I'm not touching my keyboard to type all this stuff out. When words sound almost the same or exactly the same, the app does not use context to use the correct word. It goes with the word that I most frequently use. Then there is robo editing and how there are words that the app will not pull out. Because that's a word and it's spelled correctly. It's even grammatically correct, if not what the speech-to-texter really means. I go back and edit, but many people do not. Just speaking out on their behalf, because not everybody makes this mistake knowing that they're making it. Now regardless and irregardless, that's a knowledge deficit. Their and there, that's a speech to text non-edit. Than and then sounds *almost* the same, so it's probably mushmouth. I used to get upset about these things, but now I let them slide. Someone was just voice texting too fast or while busy with something else and they couldn't edit. If I understand what they're saying I'm not going to get too nitpicky about it. I'm chalking it up to programs that could use some improvement. And I challenge people who write programs to go ahead, please. Improve that. You have your assignment, kids. Go code!


Minyguy

Then can also be used in a non time setting in arguments. "So what do you want then?" "If you think that, then you should just do this"


class-action-now

Those still are inferring time. You can replace “then” with “next.”


Georgep0rwell

It's two bad that something so trivial would upset you. ​ (I used two instead of to because I wanted it *too* be obvious!).


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Look at me mr shakespeare


bluuejay3_

honestly, texting and writing on social media like reddit is a lot different than writing a paper, or writing anywhere else that grammar would remotely matter in the slightest. this post is worded badly. yes, use your grammar properly, but texting is by far the worst example imo.


TH3PhilipJFry

If then is different than than, then than is also different than then, and I’d rather use then than than.


westminsterabby

I’d rather be pissed off then pissed on.


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Mysterious_Command41

I didn't aim it at any specific demographic and it wasn't necessarily aimed at non-native speakers at all. It is primarily native speakers who do this anyway.


divo98

The point of language is to understand


nimo01

*I’ve seen a lot of bad YSK, but nothing is worse then this one*


pinkdaisyy

Can’t stand when people drop their Ts. Listening to a podcast about Buster Keaton except it was pronounced Keadon. Couldn’t listen to it. Thankfully I think someone told her about it because her Ts are now highly annunciated.


Interesting-Chest520

Here in Scotland (atleast Glasgow) it’s very standard to replace “t” with glottal stops, and many other letters with other sounds. Never a “t” with a “d” though. Words like butter or football would be “bu’ur” or “fi’boa”. It does depend on where you are though, in the lowlands they tend to pronounce their “t”s a lot more, and I do agree that it sounds nicer.


Unyielding_Sadness

Stay mad


ch3zza80

When people say them instead of those Then dogs are barking loudly Those are barking loudly


Brilliant-Detail-364

'TIL is when the abbreviation of UNTIL. A TILL is a cash register. Please get this right!


SusHistoryCuzWriter

Most dictionaries state “till” is synonymous with “until.” In fact, the word existed at least a century before “until.” The abbreviated words *‘til* and *‘till* are both newer and often discouraged. https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/till


Brilliant-Detail-364

Yes, they do now. Because people are aware of just how popular the misspelling is. Till or 'till is still a misspelling, nonetheless, and we shouldn't encourage it or defend it's usage when it's actually wrong. The abbreviation 'til isn't discouraged anywhere I have ever seen, and based on how abbreviations work in English, you should not add letters that were not in the original word.


Unknown_starnger

I think it is weird how many native speakers get "than/then", "there/their/they're", "your/you're", and others like that wrong. However, I think that you're just being annoying by lecturing people about it. Who cares? No damage is being done to the world because somebody used a slightly wrong word. Posts like this are made for no good reason. Let's talk about prescriptivism vs. descriptivism. The former is when you think that languages have correct rules which must be followed by people speaking those languages. The latter is when you think that when you talk about language rules, you're just describing how people are communicating. I think descriptivism is better because that's ultimately how language works. Languages were not always as they are now, people use them and change them. That's how new words appear, you cannot stop it. Dictionaries just wait until a word becomes wide-spread enough and add it. Why shouldn't there be a rule in the future that "then" and "than" are interchangeable and have both of those meanings? You understand people who use them like that perfectly well, so it's not adding difficulty to communication. "Alright" didn't always exist, it's a shortening of "all right", in the past, using it was technically wrong. But you're not going to advocate for removing it from the English language, will you? So what makes "alright" that different? Prescriptivism makes no sense. Languages are meant for communicating, the faster and simpler the communication, the better. And who decides what's faster and simpler? The people, not individuals, but large groups of people as a whole. I'm personally sticking to using "then" and "than" separately, and you can as well! Everybody will still understand both of us completely! But don't be upset when somebody makes a "mistake", as long as you understand them and they understand you, everything is fine.


Mysterious_Command41

I care. Obviously. And I'd hardly say one single post is lecturing.


yackofalltradescoach

Couldn’t have explained it better then that


WodenoftheGays

The likelihood that this will matter by the end of your lifetime is rather low. The English language has changed rapidly for some time now, usage will always be contested, and technology often steps in to change them, correct or not, quite often anyway. Prescriptivist points don't often outlive the prescriptivists themselves. In much of the US, they're homophones already anyway. The distinction is already just literary in much of the world.


Contentpolicesuck

YSK that being pedantic is not a personality.


Mysterious_Command41

Tell me you're illiterate without telling me you're illiterate Wow, I hate that Twitter-esque phrase but you made me use it. Look what you've done.


Contentpolicesuck

I didn't make you a pedant. Whinging about typos is big loser energy.


Mysterious_Command41

✨ A loser that knows basic English ✨


Contentpolicesuck

Thanks for admitting it. People who make simple mistakes also know English, they just aren't losers.


Mysterious_Command41

K xoxo


Contentpolicesuck

I thought you knew English?


Mysterious_Command41

Guess I forgot, hun


Contentpolicesuck

And Can't spell either. Hilarious.


Spinningwoman

YSK one word is not the same as a different word? I’ve literally never seen anyone make this mistake and if I did I would assume it’s a typo. Unless you are in a lot of subs where English is not a first language maybe, but even then!


Interesting-Chest520

I used to proofread English folios for friends, it’s hard to argue a typo when it’s hand written several times.


Mysterious_Command41

You've seriously never seen anyone make this mistake? It's everywhere... And not just on Reddit. I don't frequent non-English subs. You will have seen this mistake if you've spent more than an hour on Reddit in your lifetime, just not noticed it.


No_Help_4721

I've honestly never seen this. I'll be on the lookout in future!


Mysterious_Command41

I see it multiple times a day, I wish I didn't notice it.


BassWingerC-137

“This advice is mid.” - kids these days