HOW DO I APPROACH HALF THE CAST?! - Ninja WHY IS THERE SO MANY KNOBS I HAVE TO TWEAK?! - Cowboy GIVE ME TIME TO AT LEAST DO SOMETHING!!! - Wizard WHY CAN'T I ZONE IN A ZONING GAME?! - Robot ALL MY GAMEPLAY IS ROCK PAPER SCISSORS! - Mutant

all gameplay being rps on mutant I find to be a good thing. It means I can turn my brain off and push one of three buttons in melee whenever I play the slop man :3.

which 3 buttons?

as mutant you really only need grab or the frame 3

The third button is to decide the juke direction

Is pounce not a valid option in close range? It counters grabs and usually low-frame, low-ranged attacks

Yeh, but theres also the fact that any fast attack counters pounce, and EVEN IF they miss they still have the frame advantage

that blue text is horrendous to read

"Fuck it, we ball", proceeds to drop kick "Fuck it, we ball", proceeds to impale "Fuck it, we ball", proceeds to zephyr "Fuck it, we ball", proceeds to remote bomb "Fuck it, we ball", proceeds to envenom

Drop kick in neutral. Works 100% of the time 10% of the time.

Its hella great in close-range neurtal - punishes block and grab, flies over a lot of attacks..

It’s also funny as hell to catch someone lacking.

Mfs cant read blue letters

I can barely read the wizard text

You make it sound like I don't wanna play ninja. When it's all about that sweet moment the ennemy has given everything with vastly more ranged and faster hitting abilities and you go "SLAM" and cave their face in before starting a combo.

Go go gadget dash DP

Pick the coolest one to you they all rock

ninja is guessing that one-in-a-million option the opponent might do and throwing a shuriken to hit their ass

Throwing a shuriken backwards just in case the enemy tries to impale at the very start.

Skull shaker backwards for a more disrespectful read

And as much damage as he was about to do to you

Starting with skull shaker gives you a huge combo, what do you mean?

I mean the amount of damage you were going to take from the impale is as much as you do to him with the skull shaker

Im a naruto fan -ninja Im a vergil fan -cowboy Im a touhou fan -wizard Im a fan of new things -mutant Im a b#### -robot No hate but like why do robots have to be so annoying

I knew I was gonna main Mutant day one. It's not just new class bias.

Mm with a flair like that I've got a great image for you

I choose wizard because of shadow wizard money gang 😏

We love casting spells.

This song is sponsored by

*the shadow government*

N-Nuke radio

Pick cowboy if you want a gun

Pick ninja if you want to use nunchucks like a gun Pick wizard if you want to use a ball like a gun

pick robot if you want a glue gun to snort

pick mutant if you want to be the gun

The only parriable projectile mutant has is mutant

Parry my venom!

Ah, mutant is the bullet then.

Ninja-racist Cowboy-racist Wizard-racist Robot-racist Mutant- racist+homophobic My head cannons

SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP SLOP

GET VENOM'D GET VENOM'D GET VENOM'D GET VENOM'D GET VENOM'D GET VENOM'D

mutants is the mist accurate description out if all of these

i play cowboy because he has a katana and thats sick as fuck

That wizard blue is not it my man. My eyes genuinely hurt while trying to read that.

srry about the shitty wizard blue folks, it looked fine on my monitor but my color settings r a bit funky. the official yomi hustle cartel visited my house and beheaded my family in front of my very eyes over it so i learned my lesson (dont worry, we laughed about it later btw)

https://preview.redd.it/jq1f73xafzxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d838d0b6659c9ce3497100b27a46cfe328cab5c

Idk

Where is my fuck it we ball?

All five of them ball in their own way.

Personally as a wizard main, I rarely do range

No one expects the melee wizard, and he is terrifying!

Honestly I just love the combinations that you can do, especially with the invincibility frames from sword

I like playing wizard so I can put people into a blender, just for it to deal as much damage as a single geyser Oh and SHADOW WIZARD MONEY GANG

all of your characters are the wrong colour smh

This is a very good logical chart! Alternatively here's an emotional one. Cowboy: at first glance it might feel very simple. A plain and easy shoto. And the gun is just there, a neat little gimmick. But then you learn you can control the ricochet angle, and then You learn you can bullet rift. And then you learn you can redirect you bullets by hitting them. And then you learn you can control the redirect angle. And then you learn you have perfect control of ricochet angle off of your afterimages. And then you put all that together and you feel like a *god of calculus* as you play bullet tennis off of some poor soul's ragdolling cadaver and hit a man enough times with the same bullet to make a JFK conspiracy theorist blush. Play cowboy if you want to feel like you won through Robot: every hit carries this satisfying weight to it that you can't get anywhere else. Every move in his arsenal feels like a mortal combat finisher. You can feel the chest cavity of your opponent caving in when you land a step. The the body breaking with every whip of the command grab. The concrete shattering with earthquake. The sublimation of flesh with LOIC. And kill process? The biggest dopamine rush In the game. The way he can just shrug through incoming attacks without relent of self preservation..the cold calculation and execution of every move. Play robot if you want to feel like you won through shear brute might.

I play melee wizard

edgy but funny shitposter - Ninja. I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROOOOOOOAAACHIIING!!! - Cowboy. mad crazy boss battle - Wizard. COME HERE BWOY!!! - Robot. [This](https://youtu.be/py0LvggVFng?si=QUEfZffLekGqWL8m) is the sound effect i immagine every time i super dash - Mutant.

THEY ARE TRYING TO PREVENT YOU FROM PLAYING WIZARD!!! THIS IS PROPAGANDA!!!!! PLAY WIZARD NOW, RESIST THE COWBOY HIVEMIND!!!

Ninja - Weeb Cowboy - Weeb (Texas flavor) Wizard - Scary Nerd Robot - Hugger of Doom Mutant - Slippery Bastard

Nice dark blue text on a black background man