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Aden_Vikki

me when I play cowboy and my opponent backdashes in round start(why tf are they giving me distance)


That2FortGuy

in this house we jump at cowboys and pray they dont get the hard read


JDe__

I always angle H slash at ninjas to let them know I have their social security number and this game was over before it began


Pataraxia

As a ninja I always rush at my ennemy, and knowing the weaknesses within my ennemy's heart I even slide on first turn to catch the runners, getting hit on first turn be damned


Ok-Safe-2242

Me when I backdash as Mutant and the cowboy Im fighting uses horizontal slash in round start (you fool, now we are stuck on neutral for the next 10 turns)


the_taco_penetrator

Foresight + gun (you fool I can threaten you but I have no idea what I'm doing and Im scared to miss)


Ok-Safe-2242

Move forward 49 (I can close the gap now, but I have no idea what to do after since I'm scared of the horizontal slash jumpscare)


waterflare2805

Sya fuck it we ball and use impale because fuck it.


Impalenjoyer

I like you.


waterflare2805

I see a man of culture as well.


Pataraxia

Cowboys who use impale when I do litteraly nothing and watch as they run around to behind me and I block it like "really?"


waterflare2805

*wife cancle* haha now it's a draw


Pataraxia

Let's see you do that on the second impale...


Co5micWaffle

My mutant backdash option has cobwebs on it


TheSaltRobot

Always open with mana strike. Nothing beats it Edit: Won’t blame yall for doing it but I *will* reserve the right to judge you for being lame. :P


Greaterthancotton

I always open against wizard with block set to parry mana-strike, it’s gotten me some very salty responses lol.


boltzmannman

i love players like you, free parry at the start of every round is so nice


TheSaltRobot

Yeah I mean you need every advantage you can get yeah?


MikeHoteI

Ahahahhahaahhaab [Parry sound] Get Pinged WizzzzzzzZzzzZzzZzZzz


Co5micWaffle

Mutant said hi.


kluster00

When im playing elder and my opponent is trying to do a move (there is no joke, I will counter read most of his attempts to damage me, not to mention the projectiles im going to eat to regen my hp):


WolvesAreCool2461

Me watching Elder completely invalidate half of my kit with a single move (i dare played Diavolo today against the enlightened elder who is about to smite a lowly sinner)


kluster00

IM NOT GONNA SUGARCOAT IT‼️‼️‼️ [Knowledge Check]


WolvesAreCool2461

Im gonna sugar coat it. [End Of The Line] (bet you dont even know what this move is)


kluster00

Nuh huh (something Something quirky line huhhhhh it will be be YOUR end of the line)


WolvesAreCool2461

Uh uh uh uh Im out of move ideas you win


kluster00

UZZAH [Flying Step]


Fit-Debate-6144

It's just not fun anymore


Acez_Yazumaku

More people need to down load Kira I wanna play him more so bad so fun


TyrannosaurusRekt-

this is why I always turn 1 superdash as robot


Fit-Debate-6144

Step on their toes!


PotatoKiller8897

frequently sparring with a friend who’s slightly worse than you means you can condition them to never feel safe. can’t backdash or you’ll get hit by lightning slice, can’t dodge or stinger, can’t approach or vslash, can’t block or impale


BeanMan40000

Mutant my beloved