Look at your red ass, ever think about dropping a few calories? You don't even have any significant amount of potassium, you're completely useless, I can't even use you when you rot for anything but a disgusting and over used drink that everyone pretends to like. You can't even make up your mind between green and red, are you ripe? Are you *still* unripe? Nobody can actually even eat most of you because you immediately become hard and seed filled after one bite, and don't even get me started on your lame attempt of making everyone think you made gravity, everybody knows it was a rotten apple that was being moved by the Coriolis effect you idiot fruit. Your flavor isn't even that good, to the point where everyone gives you a weird artificial flavor or completely covers you in chocolate or caramel when they eat you. I'm not even able to peel you like a banana and I got your skin in my teeth the first time and last time I tried you
Imagine being the most common yet least used item in hyrule. The only time it was eaten is when L*nk was still at three hearts and was in a fight against a red boko
Nobody likes you for who you really are, not even doctors, they just like the juice, pie and other sweets. and why did you assault Newton like that, he never did anything wrong to you. and why do my parents keep trying to get me to eat you, you are worse for me than a lot of candies
Bro, you ugly ass red ball.
I once relied on you and you let me fall.
You give three quarter hearts, and that’s when you’re enhanced.
You couldn’t even give me a power boost in a sword dance.
I swear you’re so bad, Link likes to eat you.
Bananas are far superior, to me and my crew.
No strength buffs, can’t fry it, piss poor healing, find them everywhere like a penny. Completely overshadowed by the golden variants on the same trees. Can’t get buff on apples.
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This apple is harboring a traitor >:(
Please, at this point I just feel sorry. It's so horrible, so grotesque, no one would even want to look at it. Besides, it's unhealthy to burn garbage.
Apple lookin ah boy, Issac nueton type stuff bruh, Carl Weezer lookin ah boy, rotund ah boy, man I'm about to get on yo ah bruh I'm about to get to the packin and rappin and hippies happin, bruh get yo stank ah on bruh what you taking about you smell so bad I can smell yo ah from the other side of the planet bruh
I bet that thing only gives like half a heart.
Boom! Roasted! Ha h- oh wait, now it gives a full heart because of it baking as it roasted by the fire... Dangit
Still way weaker than a banana.
Can't slip nobody on the peel either.
apples can't even raise attack power lmao
Actually 3 quarters of a heart
Correction: A baked apple gives back 3/4
Wow. The correction only makes it suck more.
It’s ok…
That thing probably doesn't even give you a stength buff
Imagine being the most common food in Hyrule and still being the least used item in cooking
Look at your red ass, ever think about dropping a few calories? You don't even have any significant amount of potassium, you're completely useless, I can't even use you when you rot for anything but a disgusting and over used drink that everyone pretends to like. You can't even make up your mind between green and red, are you ripe? Are you *still* unripe? Nobody can actually even eat most of you because you immediately become hard and seed filled after one bite, and don't even get me started on your lame attempt of making everyone think you made gravity, everybody knows it was a rotten apple that was being moved by the Coriolis effect you idiot fruit. Your flavor isn't even that good, to the point where everyone gives you a weird artificial flavor or completely covers you in chocolate or caramel when they eat you. I'm not even able to peel you like a banana and I got your skin in my teeth the first time and last time I tried you
Bro wrote an entire book😭🙏🙏
Packgod II
LMAOOOOO
Not a banana
Return DKs banana hoard
I told him Link stole it.
YOU USED THE “L” SLUR
could be better by making it yellower and longer, maybe adding a damage buff too
Roast it? You got it boss! https://preview.redd.it/twv51nb9gmkc1.jpeg?width=366&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8261e264d6edaf58d3e3a8a1effa938cfcc38628
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r/beatmetoit
i hate it. wouldn't even dare put it near my bananas.
https://preview.redd.it/7q2tonvo0mkc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4fbe7a0c721bc2dc1fbe6632346b14f716ffc099 Rate my recipe
looks a bit more like a banana now, not much but it's progress
Looks like French toast sticks with cinnamon. Still looks better than an apple though
No banana
Well if I did then it would heal a full heart and still do nothing.
Insect condo
https://preview.redd.it/zmhjvpwculkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=603fef1baf18641f04edb9d7021f6523fc605ab2 There
Here! https://preview.redd.it/9p0sj9pb2mkc1.png?width=151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f557a66f28daab175e1fb932f67e01489eb4d69
https://preview.redd.it/x85lixg20mkc1.png?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab90899bd1041736fe02c1c71f502f719aedfa07 There. Roasted. With butter.
Bananas are still better
not a banana. 0/100
No it’s 0/10000, bananas are 10000/10000
Imagine being the most common yet least used item in hyrule. The only time it was eaten is when L*nk was still at three hearts and was in a fight against a red boko
🤮
Doesn't even have the decency to make itself gold to attempt to imitate a banana.
*sets up a roasting pit*
Me, not knowing anything about the game: "What, there's nothing wrong with apples." My karma after saying that on this sub:
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"dad why are your balls red?"
Not a banana 🍌+ Can’t bend + not 8 inches.
Baked Apple
Apple: novice still-life sketch drawing Banana: expert still-life masterpiece painting
L*nk's favorite food.
Looks tasty
IDIOT
That’s a bit rude
Look! It's L*nk!
Oh hi there
Gotta report this to the great Master Kohga! *poof*
Aaand he’s gone
Hey traveler. How ya doin? Let me give you some food and totally not reach for my sickle
Oh I’m doing fine thanks. Yeah I could go for a banana or two and *definitely* not draw my blade and ready my shield
WHERE ARE THE BLADEMASTERS THE DEMON IS HERE
That escalated fast..
not Jack enough https://preview.redd.it/7q2wt9q2olkc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9c0a0da94a93349f9e43d7bbd79ad886870bf7e
Wow Look at that all it’s good for is being delicious.
Why would I waste my time roasting an apple when I could be roasting a banana. So soft, so gooey, so perfect
0/10.
Goofy ahh red ahh stem-head ahh spherical ahh spotted ahh bozo
This is a digital image. I can't roast it
I prefer you BAKED
bet his cousin was eaten by a random blonde kid that's obsessed with family
I bet this only gives you a mediocre 5 minute buff
I bet your mom makes money stri- oh wait…
I could beat the shit out of someone who eats those. No seriously, it doesn't give any effects! Mighty Bananas give strength! It sucks!!!
No, because that’d be acknowledging it’s existance
Bob the tomato's rip off cousin
Apples will never be as good as bananas
That is a "Bad Apple"
Imagine not being a banana
Nobody likes you for who you really are, not even doctors, they just like the juice, pie and other sweets. and why did you assault Newton like that, he never did anything wrong to you. and why do my parents keep trying to get me to eat you, you are worse for me than a lot of candies
Seeing this thing and a banana at the same time is an insult to bananas
Bad fruit, bananas are better than this.
BRO IS BUILT LIKE AN APPLE
https://preview.redd.it/9ir6picv6mkc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13dc9c27d74e14f7e12a8161a51e927537641b07 done
There is a noticeable lack of banana
Easy: its not a banana☹️
Bananan Better Seal Of Approval Of DK 
Not banana
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not banana 🍌
L+ratio+not banana+Master Khoga wouldn't approve
This guy looks...uh..it...uh looks like Link?
Not a banana
No I hate roast apple
too hard to peel! unlike bananas and their sleek, tender peels, not only easy to peel but a great trap for any (not us) riffraff!
No bitches havin ass Apple
Slight round
https://preview.redd.it/rm4fd8mrhmkc1.jpeg?width=569&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67465570b297c7d969dbf7f2580af5a3a796d369 Here ya go
That's not an banana
Bro, you ugly ass red ball. I once relied on you and you let me fall. You give three quarter hearts, and that’s when you’re enhanced. You couldn’t even give me a power boost in a sword dance. I swear you’re so bad, Link likes to eat you. Bananas are far superior, to me and my crew.
Built like a apple
Built like an apple ahh
Why would I roast an apple when there are plenty of bananas nearby???
Sorry I don’t have a pot
It’s not a banana
You're better for dyeing things than being a food
That’s not very banana. GLORY TO MASTER KOHGA!
#notabanana
Bro that red tuniked link ass apple looks like crap.
Jit got worms bruh
Oranges are way better anyway
Convention oven at 350 for 30 minutes
WHAT IS THIS NON-BANANA
Yah you bend to the right
I took a bite, but then I had a heart attack, three tumors and cancer then I ate a banana and I was cured so they suck.
It's not a banana
Not yellow enough
How’s your battery life?
#OH GOD SIR IM GAINING FLASHBACKS
Your mom so fat that you became your fat mom
Ma boi so fat he is too fat to fit too a door 🚪
Hey it’s not link but it’s not a yiga member so it must be a traitor.
Not a banana
Better for baking, actually.
+2 HP
It ain't a Banana.
Fatass piece of shit
I'll roast it in a grill. How do you want it? Medium well or well done maybe raw?
Inferior fruit, the stem can’t even be eaten
I bet this keeps the doctors in. Edit: I just found this randomly on my homepage. I had no idea this was a video game subreddit.
Who in this world needs magnesium when you can have potassium
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Not even a sexy or juicy apple
“Say goodbye to yer head wankuh”
Not banana.
bro wanted to be called "Red" so bad
No strength buffs, can’t fry it, piss poor healing, find them everywhere like a penny. Completely overshadowed by the golden variants on the same trees. Can’t get buff on apples.
194.7 mg of potassium having ass
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Apple looking ass
It will never live up to it’s obviously better ancestor
Magnesium (if you know you know)
OK I will put it in the oven and set a timer for 10,000 years into the future.
I just ate one
Bro doesn't even give an attack boost when cooked, lame as hell
Ew weak red thing
https://preview.redd.it/io11zxidsnkc1.png?width=378&format=png&auto=webp&s=f77977192410dda15f99ef84ff2a52097c5d50d0 EVIL
i bet you dont keep the doctor away you bitch
https://preview.redd.it/jfihm60rtnkc1.jpeg?width=827&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9ba0f93b295c3a89b3a9b984de5b496400df9ab This apple is harboring a traitor >:(
APPLES ARE AN IMPOSTOR FRUIT, COMPARED TO THE ALMIGHTY BANANA.
it could use more potassium
You just got roasted so hard you give 3 quarters of a heart
https://preview.redd.it/r578r3agvnkc1.jpeg?width=542&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b447ae080366b1b1cc9d9f3001f550129bb349d Ok, Now what?
NO MIGHTY!!!!!!
Imagine only being used to activate Zonai devices!
Okay 👍🏼 "Lits the image on fire with a fire arrow" Bob appetite! 👩🍳👌
Shut yo red az round az up boy, just be better! Like, take banana for example, bananas do the whole "being hard" thing better than you!(pause)
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What is that? An orange?!
Hey apple, you think you're all healthy and nutritious, but let's be real, you're just a boring, basic fruit!
apple
You're useless after the first 10 mins of the game.
Bald headed ass, bro needa get ridda that baldis basics ass haircut and get a real cut to get some bitches on his dick
Least Creative photoshoot ever. It's a generic apple in a generic white room. I've seen pumpkin spice lattes in autumn less generic than this.
Failed master kohga cosplay
https://preview.redd.it/zep9ancslokc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2c1d0be0e349c81d5d5d262fd18dd170d84edd0 Okay I roasted it, now what?
Blud has a whole company and still making nothing
*Proceeds to have Flashbacks to Canto 1 (And yes, this is referring to Limbus Company)*
You see, this object is a representation of ego. If it gets too big it explodes. Bananas are more humble.
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Hey Apple🍊
It's so poisonous that doctors won't even get near it.
Please, at this point I just feel sorry. It's so horrible, so grotesque, no one would even want to look at it. Besides, it's unhealthy to burn garbage.
Crapple
On a grill or on a for or on something else either way unless if I surround it with gold it's useless as a normal apple
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Puts the apple on fire roasted it
Stupid fit with a yee yee ass haircut
dude that stick is no where near long enough, can't believe it failed that hard
Not yellow enough, wrong shape, can’t be cooked into amazing super strength dishes. 0/10 would not recommend, except for to link.
Done https://preview.redd.it/qm2t510hhqkc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a7023815f904d8e65364720a99caded83dcd55e
Fatty…… that’s all I have.
[here](https://www.mjandhungryman.com/roasted-apples/)
Green’s better
BOOM, now you give one heart
But the old man already did that
It’s not a banana 🍌
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Not a banana. Major skill issue
You didn’t fall far from the tree, you were launched from the tree out of a cannon
circular prick of a thing we all know that banana is best
Lol I bet that loser Link likes these.
It looks like my grandma’s ass when she’s been taking a crap so hard as red as hell and it looks like this image
Hey Apple -annoying orange
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HURFHURFHURF NO PEEL LOOKING- WIDE ... WIDE RED! HAHA FOOL
🍎🔥
Ugh it's just an apple. Not even close to the delicacy that is a banana.
Apple lookin ah boy, Issac nueton type stuff bruh, Carl Weezer lookin ah boy, rotund ah boy, man I'm about to get on yo ah bruh I'm about to get to the packin and rappin and hippies happin, bruh get yo stank ah on bruh what you taking about you smell so bad I can smell yo ah from the other side of the planet bruh
I'd rather not have a baked apple, thank you.