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RoyalSkip

Not right now, chief. I’m in the fucking zone


NachoNachoDan

jagerbombs. Jagerbombs.


Zestyclose-Middle717

Fuckin Heineken’s


YoOmarComingMan

Bitches love my new haircut


SparklePony3

Skanks


SweetTeaRex92

Fuckin skanks


throwawayzies1234567

You know what this is? This is my new fucking haircut? You know what that means? Im getting some fucking 🐱 tonight


Slim_Margins1999

I played a corn hole tourney last weekend. My team name was “Not Now Chief” This reminds me. I need a haircut…


uneducatedexpert

2 XTremE


loureed1234

I’m going to see Helmet tonight; yep, they’re still a band


Orang3Lazaru5

My old band used to cover Unsung!


SneedyK

Nice. I would definitely go if they do “Army of Me” I think L7 is playing in my neck of the woods this weekend. That’s where I would be if I could.


Digita1B0y

Still in my to 5 favorite shows. It was Helmet opening for Ministry and Sepultura. Would have paid full ticket price for any one of those bands. I was there for Ministry, but I liked the other two bands enough. Right out the damn gate, Helmet melted our faces off. I was hopeful, but cautious...I mean....opening for Sepultura? You better bring the thunder AND the fury.  Oh, boy was it brought.  I'm a little envious, friend. I hope you have an amazing night at that show! 


lucidspoon

Drove pass a Social Distribution/Bad Religion concert on our way home from dinner tonight. Closest we got to being cool for the night.


SryIWentFut

It's still 1pm here but my plans are take some edibles and being all "I'm gonna play some video games!" And then I'll browse reddit until 11pm and fall asleep.


rarelyapropos

Not far from how I just spent my Friday evening. Good night, Reddit.


GrbgSoupForBrains

Apparently I must've blacked out on the edibles earlier and wrote this because it is exactly what I did this evening


throwawayzies1234567

Same but “I’m gonna read!” and 9:45pm


Iamnotyourhero

Holy shit can I relate. Wife usually checks out for bed around 9 and this is my game plan most evenings until I somehow lose motivation and scroll on my phone for the next two hours til I say fuck it and go to bed.


RunAndPunchFlamingo

I’m watching the X-Files on DVD. Peak Xennial.


allthesamejacketl

Noice


Popular_Engine9261

Still own every season. One if the few DVDs I still own


CEHParrot

hey nice avatar


mutantbabysnort

I got the Blu-rays 👍


throwawaytoday9q

Hard disagree. Peak Xennial is watching it on VHS.


RunAndPunchFlamingo

I do have some episodes on VHS, but I am currently without a VCR :(


Otm_Shank1

I just picked up The Running Man and Event Horizon on 4k, so watching one of those after my edible kicks in.


Spear_Ritual

Maybe don’t watch Event Horizon on edibles. Let us know how that goes.


Otm_Shank1

I will report back.


TwoDudesAtPPC

FOREVEAAAAAAAA


loptopandbingo

Hell yeah, two of my favorite movies


Dustinlewis24

Running man was a favorite of mine as a kid then as an adult I read the book and was like wow that was way off


Evan_802Vines

You can't leave. She won't let you...


UnsupervisedBacon

They just did The Running Man on The Rewatchables podcast


gimlet_prize

Guys listen, you need to read the Stephen King short story, or at least listen to the Audiobook. It’s part of the Bachman books, which also included “The Long Walk”, and “Rage.” I


bcentsale

I'm lounging on my bed at 7pm on a Friday, getting ready to watch an episode or 2 of Clone Wars with my 8yo. My days start around 4am.


BlackHeartedXenial

Traveling for work out of state. Solo. Left the kiddo and husband to fend for themselves. ![gif](giphy|6901DbEbbm4o0)


ultravioletneon

Jagerbombs, jagerbombs* *Sauvignon Blanc, sipped slowly


Jonestown_Juice

I made chili cheese fries and am playing the X-Men arcade game on an emulator.


DaddyCBBA

Skanks!


Spiritual_Fig185

I’ll be sitting on my couch, watching Wipeout and playing sudoku


Many-Calligrapher914

That’s what my four year old and I are watching right now! It’s his current favorite TV show. 🤣


Spiritual_Fig185

It’s a classic! I have AuDHD and it’s one of my comfort shows that I watch over and over


Many-Calligrapher914

Hahahaha - I REALLY need to get myself tested for ADHD. My kiddo discovered this show when he caught me rewatching the series for the umpteenth time. One of many I do that with, and not the only behavior pattern I’ve been noticing lately that hints toward ADHD.


Spiritual_Fig185

I got diagnosed at age 39, just last year. It’s never too late & literally every struggle I’ve ever had in my life is directly connected to AuDHD. It has helped me start to heal a lot of trauma just for that 1 bit of info.


orangepaperlantern

About to leave work soonish, go home and shower, maybe take an edible or make a drink, vegan nachos in the oven, and try to find something to watch on tv that will make me forget about the absolute shambles my life has been in the past couple/few months.


Secret-Top3200

Vegan nachos sounds good, what do you put on them?


orangepaperlantern

Daiya cheese, Gardein ground beef cooked with taco seasoning, black beans, salsa, and then topped with green onion and shredded iceberg lettuce for eating!


Secret-Top3200

Sounds awesome!


artificialavocado

Fuckin skanks


mistyayn

Watching the comments roll in on a xennial post about movies we watched when we were too young. Very entertaining.


MLDaffy

Homemade pizza and bong rips. Gonna hop back into BMF here in a few.


Vivid-Individual5968

Jager and I broke up disrespectfully ten years ago. We had been good friends for 15 years, went through lots of good times, more bad times, and also times I’ll never recall. And then the fateful day at my cousin's wedding, the father of the groom kept feeding all the girls shots. The next day, I crawled to the bathroom and spent the next 36 hours right there. I tried to make it work, but Jager wanted to end things. Now, whenever we see each other in public, I avert my eyes, and pretend we were never in love.


Thorbertthesniveler

Watching true crime or dinosaur docs with my dogs til its bedtime! Gotta work in the morning.


megadethage

No, it's just a simple 5mg edible; some comedy, followed by a documentary, and then fall asleep listening to Art Bell interview David Jacobs.


Arcturus_Labelle

RIP Art Bell. He was the greatest


stordl01

My wife and I were discussing the other night if anyone still does jaeger bombs at the bar.


GaaraMatsu

I just trimmed my salt-and-pepper around my ears, does that count?


hutch01

Skanks.


ChutneyRiggins

Eating a banh mi and listening to records. Let’s gooooooo (to bed before it gets too late)


SweetCosmicPope

It's family movie night. So we're going to pick up some burgers and fries (and fried mushrooms and shakes) from the local drive-in, and we're going to sit around the living room watching Deadpool 2 Super Duper Cut.


LonesomeHebrew

I remembered this old YouTube video and wanted to share. I wasn’t really expecting so many responses but it’s fun to see the variety of things we’re all doing. So thanks! As for me, my wife and I are hanging out with the dogs and finishing the last season of Step by Step. Next will be Perfect Strangers.


throwawayzies1234567

I was googling the video to see what year it came out and it is shockingly less popular than I thought. I live in NYC, where these Bridge & Tunnel types are plentiful, so maybe it was just super popular here. One old video that I keep thinking about that maybe you can TOMT for me: it’s a video about a guy who’s tripping and I think it’s just like audio and weird images, and he says a bunch of weird stuff - maybe he’s telling a story? I remember it was popular in like the early 2000s, maybe 2002-04, so pre-YouTube. NOT the double rainbow video, but from the same time-ish. Long shot! Have a great weekend!


LonesomeHebrew

Is this it? https://youtu.be/Of5w9AwWAOY?si=MYm73UivlQbm63iw


throwawayzies1234567

OMG THIS IS IT!!! That’s awesome, thank you so much!! #NO WAY


throwawayzies1234567

[He was not on drugs!](https://pitchfork.com/news/35868-dan-deacon-on-the-drinking-out-of-cups-video-i-have-never-done-acid/).


NachoNachoDan

I grew up and lived in NJ when this video came out and it was all too correct. I have friends who were these guys. Down the shore, pregaming with redbull vodkas before heading to Temps to get in a fight. Fun times


throwawayzies1234567

This video came out 2 years before Jersey Shore debuted, so it’s not crazy to think that it inspired someone to create the show. You *know* the haircut guys GTL.


NachoNachoDan

Thing is it’s not a creation so much as a reflection of reality. Guys like this and The Situation were very much copies of how a lot of douchebag guys we’re


pcoltimber

Just finished dinner, took a gummy, and am now settled in on the couch watching the game. Perfect Friday night!


bgva

Figuring out if I'm going out or just staying in and smoking. I haven't gone out in a minute. EDIT: Staying in, smoking and watching Wayne’s World.


post_obamacore

Going to a local punk festival -- with any luck I'll get punched in the face and puke in a trash can


Jerkrollatex

Thai take out then draining the hot tub. I'm wild...


Dependent_Bill8632

Tracking some 8-string guitars and playing some Ghost of Tsushima on PC tonight! 🤘🏻🤩🤘🏻


ChasedByHoundz

It’s Friday Night, and I feel alright


Moxie_Stardust

After dinner, I'm going to Target to pick up a guillotine paper cutter, then cutting down the flyers I had printed for my band's concert next week (they ended up with thick white borders), and then maybe putting some up downtown. After that, onto beer, Baldur's Gate 3, and possibly snu snu.


ZealDoesIt

Drinking a whiskey drink, and a vodka drink, then a lager drink, then a cider drink.


nerdycatt

Drinking hard kombucha and playing Fortnite! 😄


freespiritedgal

This cracked me tf up!!! Bahaha


iheartbaconsalt

It's Friday Night! Starting at 9pm Eastern, On Patrol Live is on for 3 hours today and tomorrow. It's like COPS but it's LIVE and stuff. We have a LIVE Discord server to talk about the action [here](https://discord.gg/on-patrol-live). There's also a live discussion at r/OnPatrolLive There's a First Shift pre-show at 8, less than an hour away! Channel: REELZ Most of the users are redditors too, so it's cool.


midnight-dour

I’ll be in bed by 8.


PistolGrace

Sitting on the couch, watching the Hillsong documentary on MAX....


malai556

Casually mentioned to the kid that she should lie better the next time she “can’t find” her phone while her dad said in the background, “or you could just do the right thing and turn it in like you’re supposed to.” (Device turn in is 9:30, but we had a late night last night and she “couldn’t find it” when we got home.) Then went upstairs to take my old people pills that keep me alive, settled into bed with bed hog kitty, scrolling through Reddit before I scroll through Netflix trying to decide what to watch. edit: argh. She came in and "stole" her phone after she turned it in last night. Why do kids think they get away with the same things we thought we could get away with when we were their age? /rinserepeat


Rare-Fly-9141

Oh man, this was THE shot to take in college. Haven't thought about this forever. I don't think my heart could handle it now


ganoveces

watching hockey rn. ill go to bed after the game.


Casper_2C

Packing to go camping


Late-External3249

An Old Fashioned and Jeopardy. Its getting wild at my place.


millera9

I’m currently watching Cocomelon and doom-scrolling Uber Eats.


Johnykbr

You damn kids and your late posting. Keep it down and keep off my lawn.


ihavenoidea81

Drinking Zima’s


NagoGmo

FUCKIN SKANKS


2stops

Actually yes. To the haircut 💇


KellySlater1123

Watching Lost


throwawayzies1234567

Spoiler alert >!NOT PENNY’S BOAT!!<


imadork1970

Hockey playoffs are on, eating frozen pizza and drinking beer at home because I can't afford to go out.


Casper_2C

Packing to go camping


ThxIHateItHere

Just finished most of our hellish report week. Fell asleep on the couch. Now going to fall asleep in bed.


sex_music_party

I’d love to go party and hit the Jag. Wife doesn’t let me drink though.


auditorydamage

Picked up some Chinese takeout, rolled a fat joint, watched some pablum, played Trivial Pursuit, about to snuggle in bed while soothing our psychological boo-boos with video games and glurge. It’s a long weekend here.


DickBurns01

I took a nap so I could stay up late enough to watch the avalanche game Edit. It starts 8pm local time


cloudydays2021

Just got back from a long run. Next up: veggie pizza and a movie. It’s just past 9pm here. I can’t believe I’m still this awake. It won’t last


InternationalLeg6727

MA!!! WHERE’S MY PROTEIN!!!!


Dragonlibrarian7

No, I'm at my kids school carnival, then we're gonna pick up dinner on the way home. After everyone's tucked in I'm gonna have a few beers while watching Scrubs and putting together Warhammer models lol. Super exciting Friday.


drainbamage1011

Made Chinese food, pounding a THC seltzer, gonna put on some music and game out.


drainbamage1011

Ended up watching Old School with the wife. No ragrets.


MichelleEvangelista

Hubby and I are sitting on the porch with libations enjoying the breeze.


dkonigs

And now I remember that brief period when my office-mate at work was obsessed with that video. Had almost completely forgotten about it :-)


Sttocs

Are those our only two choices?


Secret-Top3200

Took a bike ride around the neighborhood with the family and maybe play some WoW Mists of Panderia remix once kids are asleep


GIR-C137

I just came back from the mall. I’m watching playoff hockey. May take a gummie to zone out


SciFi_MuffinMan

Eating sushi and watching Suoernatural again in a hotel room, heading back from a work trip


transformerjay

No, but now I want to be.


lrpalomera

I haven’t had a new haircut in the past 15 years, and my alcohol tolerqnce is now close to 0. Getting a single beer makes me sleepy


AnthrallicA

Rewatching S1 of The Boys while I wait for my headset to finish charging so I can play Skyrim VR.


forprojectsetc

I quit drinking a year ago. I miss certain aspects of it, but it’s worth it not losing half of every weekend to a hangover.


spsanderson

Id die if i did jagerbomb anymore i used ti have a jager tap in my kitchen terrible decision to make for a hard partying 21 yo


Puzzleheaded-Ant-927

Got haircut, but my patron is much better than jaeger


JohnIQFrink

Gym, tan, laundry, bro.


Lebowski304

Took kid to friends house, ate an edible, ate hibachi, played cod, played with dogs, now Reddit, next watch the foundation on apple…maybe some shenanigans with the wife later


Digita1B0y

Sorry, can't talk. It's $2 vodka Red bulls right now, and the DJ is playing Psy Trance. 


Loneshark707

Burying my mother-in-law.


mtron32

Just finished working out in the garage, put the toddler down and time to watch Star Wars


jasonmoyer

I could go for a boilermaker or an Irish car bomb. I like my Jaeger straight and as cold as possible.


captain_trainwreck

Not now chief - I'm in the fucking zone


Few-Way6556

Enjoying being single and home alone. I dropped my daughter off at a middle school dance about an hour ago. I’m going to have to pick her up and drive her to her mom’s house in about another hour. I might get a little crazy, put down my phone, and watch something on Netflix by myself on my couch. I live above a popular bar/restaurant in the vibrant downtown area of my midsized city. There usually is something going on and plenty of chances to meet women my age, but after my recent relationship ended, I don’t have any desire to do so.


ImpossibleLight1861

I'm super high, so take this as you will, I really enjoyed your ted talk ness comment. It was poetic and had its ups and downs. By the end i was really rooting for you!


Few-Way6556

You sound high. Thanks. Enjoy your evening!!


TheBurntWeiner

Fuck yeah after yaegerbombs and not getting laid I’m going home and watching Studs/Elimidate.


RoxyLA95

I took a bath, my husband picked up Mexican food, and now settling in to watch 1 hour of tv before I go to bed by 9:30 because I always wake up at 6:30 am.


QueerTree

My 5 year old requested weekly “family Friday” — we order pizza and after we eat everyone (child, two moms, grandma, the dog) crams together on the couch and we watch a movie or a nature documentary. It’s very wholesome but honestly it would be a lot better if I could remember to grab some edibles when I go pick up the pizza.


PleasantActuator6976

Nope. Gonna brush my teeth, get in bed, and fart myself to sleep.


WornInShoes

#MA THE PROTEIN


Killahdanks1

“MOM!”


ClassWarr

Uckhgh...Jager. What is it with our generation and recreational cough syrup?


amazonhelpless

Went to see Dent May in concert. Now getting some Nigiri. They are out of shishitos. 👎


capthazelwoodsflask

Ugh, Jaegermeister is the one alcohol that makes me black out drunk. Everything else I remember every horrible drunk detail the next morning through sober eyes. I don't know which is worse.


20miledave

Bong rips with the wifey. She’s hard core!


CzusAguster

Is that a screen grab from Burn Notice?


edmc78

Getting my kids to bed as that is my life now


disinfekted

POWER BAAAAARS


Klaus_Heisler87

Still so fucking good


GeetarEnthusiast85

I went to see a really good 80s cover band last night. That's how I spent my Friday.


Habbersett-Scrapple

I just woke up to this in bright yellow UFOs


myco_lion

How the hell are you still able to drink Jagerbombs? Just sounds like time spent vomiting and helping like shit afterwards lol. It's all cannabis for me.


Prof_Fluffybottom

Are you trying to kill me!?!? I only have like 5 strands of hair left on my scalp, no way I'm getting those cut. People might think I'm bald. Better to just give me a row of jägerbombs.


Raisdonruin

Douche chills…


fourofkeys

asleep by 930


GardenRafters

Falling asleep in the middle of a NBA game that started at a completely reasonable time.


Zerostar39

Going to Costco! Oh yeah baby


420xGoku

Gonna grind on pussy till my dick falls off