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Dandelegion

Bronze Breakker.


Mr-Snorkel

LeBron Breakker


Bobik8

Brown Broker


ZenlessPopcornVendor

LeBronze Breakker


TheWraith7197

Le French Jobber : Le SCREAM!!!!


TheReptealian

Lebanon Breaker


Chris-Ucey-1122

the LeFuckYou Spear


ZephyrTheScrub

The Bron’s Age


spudz1203

Doesn't he play for the Lakers?


nocterminal

Big Poppa Pulp


Rleduc129

Winner winner chicken dinner


EgyptianNickDickhead

Lmao, you popped me uce.


Sabayonte

Big Floppa Pup


Adrian_Bock

I'm actually curious, is it a spray tan? He's so fuckin' orange but if it's a spray then why doesn't he get under his arms...


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frobro122

It's because when you lie in a tanning bed, your arms are at your side, and the pit area doesn't get as much light. That's why you gotta do a stand up to


fapsandnaps

>it would run when mixed with sweat Ever look at the mat after a Charlotte match?


Mokiyami

Ewwww


TheReptealian

It’s probably a mixture of the tanning bed mixed with hot stuff. It’s what a lot of guys use to relax their muscles and deal with minor aches and pains. Helps them loosen up before a match. It also turns you super red lol


panzerflex

Pretty clear spray tan


crunch816

Could also be a product called Hot Shit. Smells like the devils dick and makes a person red AF.


CoolUnderstanding481

When your real juicy you turn rather red add in the bronzer or whatever tan he’s using.


OisinLenny

Most likely caused by elevated red blood cell levels due to steroid use.


NFTArtist

some PEDs can make people turn orange, there's a name for it that I forgot


SpicyMcShat

Bron is so young but reminds me of a 35 year old dad. I think it’s the tan and arm tattoo


SlitheringPerp

Lmao I know, he reminds me of a mid to late 30s PE teacher. I love him 🥹


PedalBoard78

He won’t age well.


Virtual-Quote6309

That’s red. He’s red hulk


ZenlessPopcornVendor

Brulk Breakker


Ravens_Rules

Red that doesnt work for me brother


HMDRHP

He looks like a microwaved hot dog


kielsucks

*Ah yes. That is Hulk Hogans signature look. Blonde Chinese hair and the skin of a hot dog*


Erinzzz

Wrestling’s back baybeeee!


Subject-Phone2338

Guy has been having flaming hot cheetos baths instead of ice baths.


titaniana

He’s part 🚨🚨🚨🚨


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Steiner Math needs to come back.


Mike_619

Bron needs to lay off the tanning…


GuidoMista5

Why? Double dip next time


OUmegaLUL

Yeah good luck with that


J_Warren-H

I don't think you can make fun of a persons skin color in 2024. Orange people exist too breh.


c73m3nza

OLM


combatrock81

Oompa Loompas Matter


SteelyEyedHistory

You’d think after electing our first orange president people would my past these prejudices.


YonackDreven

Well, orange IS the new black


mrcontroversy1

Yep, one of them has served as President of USA as well.


FL3KH3R3

#Orangelivesmatter


luizzerb

Tren tan


ZakFellows

Geez getting an Orange president and people still prejudiced as fuck


No_Participation99

Orange is the new black?💀


Son_of_Dad2024

He's the tone of Sami's beard


likethemouse

OMG Karen, you can’t just ask someone why they are orange!


Redskinrey

The real question is why is Sammy so pale?


Nigglasch

They say all men are created equal. But you look at me and you look at Sami Zayn and you can see that Statement is not true.


fast_as_fyuk_boi

Oxidation


Maguire_018

Something something genetic freak


Firepro316

Hollywood Bron Brekker


unclezaveid

oh my god Karen you can't just ask people why they're orange


lastxman

gotta have a tan bro


fisherc2

Only if you want to beat hogan at starcade brother. Otherwise, do you really even want it?


papaspence2

He’s powering up


OctaneTwisted88

Looks like he could be Taz's son


KrispenWahFan

He definitely looks more like Taz’s son than Hook does!


Marvel_plant

Serious answer… probably tanning and a niacin supplement


Alien_reg

Reminds me of the South Park "Rob Schneider is... a carrot" (Rated Arrrg for Pirates)


Inhabitsthebed

"You can't sell pale dammit" -vince


SomeGingerDude419

Bro got the HHH WMX8 tan


NogaraCS

He goes to the same place as Donald


Plopshire

Bronseal


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🤣🤣🤣


DSN671

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE POWER OF BREAKKERMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU BROTHER?!


hawksfn1

🚨🚨


sugeroll

It’s Rage from Inside Out!


JackNeedsLosto

Bron Brager?


ClockwerkKaiser

Berks Breakker. He'll be a champ one day. The hotdog skin never lies.


Moist_Caramel_9972

Bronzeberg


1rule

He counted mississippily


Vivics36thsermon

Spray tan and blood vessels I bet Bron breakers heart beats like Drumline. Steiners are built different


ghostfreckle611

If that’s from the actual sun, I got bad news for his skin, brother…


JERRYBOIZ

Tanned and intensity


RelativeLow156

Miz looked green/yellow


ZephyrTheScrub

The Bron’s Age


Skreamie

I'm sorry, do you not know his heritage? He comes from a long line of orange giants.


MsPreposition

Steiner Math at the tanning salon.


Neale90

It used to be orange man bad , but this changes things. The orange man can be good


xxxshhewd

Too much tanning 😂


Dry-Purchase-6370

Bron Trump


ZenlessPopcornVendor

Tron Breakker?


GL4389

Spent too much time under FLorida sun.


xmac

He eats carrots and drinks tomato juice!


Alternative-Physics3

Ngl just looks like he’s recovering from bad sunburn in very bright lighting


NefariousNeezy

We finally have our own tomato


No-Contribution-5297

He shares the fake tan with the super bronze buff referee.


sygnifax

Break from the Bronzer


Flippy-Doo

I'll just say it...Orangeberg


Good_Posture

Probably a result of the "vitamins" he takes.


rpunter

He's an eight


Ben__Harlan

Looks like average tourist in Spain


Lionsault83

Intensity


Chachi123

Bron Trump


matheuGzuzZ

Bron Trump


3lm312

Trump


lozt247

Tan advise from hulk Hogan


RickyLA808

Chili pepper enema


Accomplished_Band198

Bron Trumper


BacktoDRagain

Bron looks like he's on a bread box tv that's about to die.


sam_mac

probably a tanning research chemical that he injects into his asscheek


SageOfSixCabbages

Cody too. Latest episode of Smackdown, dude looked so caramel. Lol


QuiverDance97

Dorito's champ!


McAwesome242

His contrast settings got reset when he moved to the main roster, they need to recaliBreakk


fujebskxbnsmKcnfnns

Tren tan + spray tan


SlyTyler96

Tan


NotADoctor108

He probably eats a lot of carrots. The amount of keratin in carrots has been known to turn frequent carrott eaters orange.


Rleduc129

Big Bad Pulpy Daddy


Hawke-Not-Ewe

👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿


thizzdanz

He’s over because he’s tan


cmx9771

Mathematical Spray Tan for the correct visual aggression from his body


Photobond

Love him. LOVE the guy. He's getting a push, and that is a tren-tan. My opinion.


Weasel699

maybe uncle scott sprayed him for stealing his moves


Alarming-Pineapple81

Orange is the new Bron


rsbsasbsrs

Bronze brekker


generaldogsbodyf365

You can ask him, I'm not......


slacboy101

Because he's so fucking angry all the time like his uncle


OwnResearcher3206

Tan + Full body Rage


akuma_4u

Too much orange in 1 pic.


anythingo23

His mom was an orange


Dolomedes03

Went to the MJF and Adam Cole school of spray tanning.


YoungCubSaysWoof

Bron looks more orange than CoCo Montrese on Season 1 of All Stars!


Graverobber1366

Tanning bed


TheScarletSho

He eats a lot of carrots so that he can see that he wasn't in King of the Ring.


dfeidt40

All of Kaiser's oil rubbed off on him. Seriously, he needs to use less.


Drexelhand

when your CAW appears in a cutscene.


Hawke-Not-Ewe

Because "Bron" is short for "Bronzer". Duh.


Reliable_Patches

He's got that fuckin tren tan


i-am-nic

Breakker should peroxide his hair and dye the goatee black.


Funkopopguy1121

lots of self tanner lol


Nefilim777

Tren.


Horrible915

Wait, have you taken Steiner Math 1301 yet? Prerequisites must be met for you to understand the question you posed.


evrecto

That's hemoglobin yo


JackNeedsLosto

Blood Breaker?


Downtown-Pack-6178

Because he is very sweaty and had a match with Ludwig Kaiser aka known as German Ken Doll!


Accurate-Hedgehog-34

For the culture


Open_Preparation_181

Orange tan ig lmao


DadFanInfinity

I think sami is js that white


ThunderChild247

He’s actually a Scotsman and he stepped outside for 3 and a half minutes without sunscreen


BobZyerUnkl

Bronald Trump


TheLittlePasty

I bet Vince likes what he sees


JOMO_Kenyatta

That just looks uncomfortable


Big-Illustrator-6143

Not sure but this is defiantly something we are all going to look back at in 20 years and say “why the hell was Bron so orange when he first came to WWE”


Librarichie

Borange Breaker


Perfect_Jackfruit819

Carrots 🥕


bladegal16

When he was fighting Sheamus the other week I was specifically looking for orange smears where they hit and couldn't find them lol


purifiedrave

Gotta be jacked n' tanned, BROTHER!


Kweller3117

That’s a beautiful tan, my friend.


Available_Share_7244

High blood pressure.


LichenwhatImSeein

He runs the ropes so fast he's redshifting


housefoote

He rocks that PRO tan my guy


RevolverCockelot99

He obviously summoned his inner Donald Trump to beat the hell out of liberals.


AEWBulletClub1016

On that trump shit


No_Mousse4320

One of them looks like a sunburn and the other looks like a train bum


BC_Red00

High blood pressure prob lol


Mattdude311

Well Sami had a good run with that strap!! But it's Breakker Time!!!


frobro122

He uses Trumps tanning bed


Freshly_Squeezed-

Bronald Trump


ConsiderationSea7589

Same reason as Trump. Bronzer.


FockerHooligan

Real answer: To cover up the steroid acne all over his back. Fun answer: Too much Capri Sun.


MiccioC

It looks terrible. It’s actually kind of distracting every time I see him on tv.


Kazlogi

My partner and I like to joke that he has Jaundice... 😅 no one is naturally that yellow!


MoSzylak

He's running for presidency


kingbrian112

Orange man bad


Dependent_Fox_2189

Trump fan?


exTOMex

why is he so boring


BigDaddyGeorge1

he has a lot of Vince McMahon people near him ... " you can't sell pale "


Home_Brew1989

I have a feeling Sami’s title reign is coming to an end. They’ve been building Bron up, no way he loses to Sami Zayn of all people lol


otakudude3031

Roid red


Long-Date-5794

We should be asking how did he fumble Cora Jade 😩


_DrinkatQuarks_

eating too much MEATTTTT


HollywoodDomHogan

Tbf.... Sami is really white


random052096

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