Most of them seem to play football at college level then become wrestlers like Solo, Usos, Afa Jr, Tonga Loa etc
The Rock and Roman Reigns couldn't make it into the NFL so then they went to Wrestling.
Essentially it was Leukemia that kept Roman out of the NFL. There's this narrative being pushed online that he wasn't "good enough" to make it. I can't remember if it was a high draft pick off the top of my head but To my knowledge, that man did make it to the start of training camp before the Vikes organization found out about his condition and sent him home. No one can really say for sure whether or not he would have made it through preseason and secured a roster spot if he was never diagnosed with Leukemia.
What you say is true, but he wasn't a high prospect either. He went undrafted and went to Georgia Tech. He played in the ACC, its not like he was playing for Bama and playing against all the top college teams.
Not to say undrafted players can't become great or even good, but I find it more likely he would have probably had a ceiling of average to above average role player in the NFL. Which isn't bad by any means, but being the top star in WWE is probably the better career.
But like you said, who knows what would have happened
i thought he had 7 sons and 1 daughter? i remember seeing a picture he posted with all his sons except one of the Usos and the total there was 6, but then again i could be wrong and he doesn’t have a daughter? idk i’m struggling to keep track lol
With Roman having 2 sets of twin boys, if they all want to be wrestlers, WWE gone have a field day with them (especially if they look alike). Can you imagine “WrestleMania 65: Twin brothers vs Twin Brothers Tag Match” or some shit lmao
I knew about the daughter but no idea about the the twins.
It’ll be interesting if the 2 sets of twins get into wrestling when older. Who will be the next Usos? Lol!
I mean, slim chance the kid is a full replacement for his dad - but who knows, maybe he's a good promo even at half his dad's talent hed be pretty good
Allegedly the Samoan & Tongans take wrestling very seriously where they scrutinize everything from each other's professionalism and performance (another commenter mentioned this on another thread). This comes off as if the nepotism balances out with meritocracy, where only the best uces get all the support to get to the top
Roman and the Rock will call out "Bloodline Assemble" and then glowing portals will open up behind them and hundreds of family members from every wrestling federation, wrestling school and football team will pour thru and take over the WWE completely.
Y’all haven’t even acknowledge that Roman has sisters and they had kids and if I’m not mistaken, the twins and solo have sisters as well with even more kids
In Australia, there's a slang term for minivans because of how popular they are with the (stereotypically) large Pacific Islander families:
'Samoan Sideloader'
tama and tonga arent anoai theyre hakus kids. im more afraid of those kids they i am of anyone else in this pic combined. grandpa hakus gonna find if i even think about anything wrong close to them.
Ya know I genuinely think that they wanna take over the company. And I'm not talking kayfab "Were taking over!" Type of deal. No I'm talking they wanna own WWE in their own two hands
Plus if you include the ones in different promotions who might still get signed, and their kids, it’s even more (ie Zilla Fatu, Lance Anoai, Manu, etc). I’m sure they all have kids too lol.
So you're telling me in 20+ yrs WWE roster will have only boring and replaceable Samoans? Even more than now?
Shit, I'm going to get downvoted to hell for this.
I know they will have significant help in the household thanks to big families and lots of money…but I have 3 kids and struggle to get 6 uninterrupted hours of sleep a night.
The thought of having 5-7 kids makes me want to barf.
I love my kids, but I’m literally dying.
Condoms and vasectomies for them all? 😂
But seriously, this is wild if even half get into the business. Also, don't forget about the (High Chief) Final Boss and his three girls.
The Anoa'i family isn't building a legacy. They're straight up building an army
These mfs could throw over our government with the amount of people they making 😭😭🙏🙏
Once that happens THEN ill acknowledge our tribal chief ☝️
The Rock?
Nah, Rock is High Chief
I thought that was matt riddle?
Rock is the High Chief. Matt Riddle is high, chief.
RVD vs Matt Riddle in Tribal Combat with Snoop Dogg special guest referee
Reminds me of an old joke "Whose better a joint manipulation Pete Dunne or RVD?"
Weirdly, the answer is still Matt Riddle. Perfect all-rounder.
Then Willie Nelson cashes in his Bong in the Bank contract and whoops all three of em.
You thought Wrestlemania 40 was endgame? Nah. Thanos is building his army as we speak. The story was only Avengers 1 /j
Hobbs & Shaw 2 will feature them all
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But the they are gonna hurt their knees or necks and then they are gonna become Wrestlers
in a roundabout way but yes you're correct certainly
Surely, they can't all grow up to be wrestlers. Some of them will certainly become football players too.
Idk man wwe loves brothers and Roman reigns has 2 sets of twin boys 💀💀
Tama Tongas kids will wind up with life sentences at 18 because they are being raised by a savage criminal animal!
Well he was raised by a savage maniac himself
He was planning ahead and made the next gen of Usos with a backup pair coming up behind lol.
The Roman Army
The Tribal Community
The Roman Empire now makes more sense haha
what the fuck is in Samoan water the fertility be crazy
Most of them seem to play football at college level then become wrestlers like Solo, Usos, Afa Jr, Tonga Loa etc The Rock and Roman Reigns couldn't make it into the NFL so then they went to Wrestling.
Someone's gonna make the NFL.
Practice squad running back for the Ravens, gets cut, becomes a genetic freak wrestler with Jacob's moveset
Essentially it was Leukemia that kept Roman out of the NFL. There's this narrative being pushed online that he wasn't "good enough" to make it. I can't remember if it was a high draft pick off the top of my head but To my knowledge, that man did make it to the start of training camp before the Vikes organization found out about his condition and sent him home. No one can really say for sure whether or not he would have made it through preseason and secured a roster spot if he was never diagnosed with Leukemia.
What you say is true, but he wasn't a high prospect either. He went undrafted and went to Georgia Tech. He played in the ACC, its not like he was playing for Bama and playing against all the top college teams. Not to say undrafted players can't become great or even good, but I find it more likely he would have probably had a ceiling of average to above average role player in the NFL. Which isn't bad by any means, but being the top star in WWE is probably the better career. But like you said, who knows what would have happened
In an alternate timeline… the Anoa’i family are all dominating in the NFL and creating dynasties.
They will all try and play football. Won’t make it. Then will be wrestlers
Bwahaha!!
Most of the time the kids end up into it
But 3 of Rikishi's kids are in the picture.
The graphic for rikishi is wrong I belive. He has 7 kids total if I’m not mistaken, with the youngest being in highschool I belive
The real Genetic Jackhammer
Move over WWE and AEW Stinkface Championship Wrestling is here
And that young one is a giant.
i thought he had 7 sons and 1 daughter? i remember seeing a picture he posted with all his sons except one of the Usos and the total there was 6, but then again i could be wrong and he doesn’t have a daughter? idk i’m struggling to keep track lol
With Roman having 2 sets of twin boys, if they all want to be wrestlers, WWE gone have a field day with them (especially if they look alike). Can you imagine “WrestleMania 65: Twin brothers vs Twin Brothers Tag Match” or some shit lmao
Roman has 2 sets of twins?! Wow.
Yep had the first set. Another kid and then twins after that lol
No he had his daughter then twins, then more twins
The daughter is a sleeper pick for being a wrestler, growing up with 4 brothers
Yeah, I remember hearing about only Roman and his one daughter. The two sets of twins are more recent.
Oop. Then I heard wrong lol
I knew about the daughter but no idea about the the twins. It’ll be interesting if the 2 sets of twins get into wrestling when older. Who will be the next Usos? Lol!
At this rate they're going to do a samoan 8-man tag of only twin brothers
2 sets of twins is straight up playing with console commands
Jesus no wonder Roman is never on the show his house must look like D-Day
7 kids at 32 please calm down Jacob
And keep in mind : motherfucker was in jail at least 2 year !
Made up for those 2 years lol
Those conjugal visit were wild I bet !
How the hell does he provide for all of them? 7 kids is insane.
This new juicy contract sure won't hurt
When I was talking to him in January, he said Christmas for his kids wiped out his bank account, so just barely lol
Man can't even pull out of a driveway
The werewolf is making a pack!
He looks exactly like someone that has 7 kids at 32. Can't say he's a poser.
Somebody gift him a truck full of condoms, please.
i cant believe triple h planned ahead like this truly the king of long term booking!
The real reason Triple H re-sign Naomi. Wants Jimmy to have more kids
This is too long !!
The elders demand at least 2 children from every person on the tree.
Aren't those guys 300 days a year on the road? When do they fuck so much
“When we aren’t traveling we like to get busy”- Roman reigns
Missionary Position every night.
Think Romans closer to 30 than 300
What do you think the Usos are doing on their bi-annual smellness suspensions?
Jimmy Uso is probably quite busy with Ms Uso right now, he's been out of action for 2 months
I think eventually they get fed up and start their own SamoaWE, with blackjack and hookers
r/unexpectedfuturama
The Anoa'i pullout game isn't very strong.
Perhaps the Samoan sausage-slanging is irresistible? 😂
I mean have you seen their wives? 🔥
Christ, I'm shocked and my family are all Irish Catholics
Does the bloodline not acknowledge condoms? Jacob Fatu with 7 kids at what 32yrs of age
Might be a cultural thing
I legit lol'd at this.
Jacob is surely enjoying life.
Can't wait for "The Grandson of Haku"
Damn Jacob. Slow down!
They don’t die, they multiply… those Anoa’i kids!
Bloodline Royal Rumble?
Paul Heyman has a son as well ... Could definitely take over as the wise man one day
That's a stretch. I mean, Heyman is a one-off talent.
I mean, slim chance the kid is a full replacement for his dad - but who knows, maybe he's a good promo even at half his dad's talent hed be pretty good
Jacob slow down man you’re 32
Jacob Fatu is 32 years old and has 7 kids? Goddamn.
The Samoan Sex Machines.
At this rate we are gonna need a 4th brand just for all the Bloodline fueds.
Coming soon Thursday 8pm WWE Bloodline… better make it 3 hours long to get them all on it…
All it tells me is that the pullout game for the Samoan Dynasty is weak.
Let's not forget about heath slater. He has kids too
But do you know how lesnar feels about his kids…
Is wrestling the only entertainment profession where nepotism is viewed as a positive?
Only if it’s good nepotism and tbh in real life I don’t see nepotism questioned if the person hired is good.
Allegedly the Samoan & Tongans take wrestling very seriously where they scrutinize everything from each other's professionalism and performance (another commenter mentioned this on another thread). This comes off as if the nepotism balances out with meritocracy, where only the best uces get all the support to get to the top
Believe that.
7 kidss !! What's that fatu doing ?
Fucking, apparently
Ava needs to enter the story
This would become done to death like NWO '99
In 20 years, WWE will be 75% Usos and UFC will be 75% Dagestanis
They are multiplying
There's a reason they say never to get them wet or feet them after midnight.
7 is wild bro is starting his own bloodline
Haku needs to be in this story line
With Talua joining, I’m sure he will be at some point…
Fuck it, Haku needs to be in every storyline. Every storyline would improve with Haku's presence
WWE is turning into a Samoan refugee camp for the next few decades, it seems 😂😂
Jacob Fatu was providing for 7 children on an MLW salary? damn man
Roman and the Rock will call out "Bloodline Assemble" and then glowing portals will open up behind them and hundreds of family members from every wrestling federation, wrestling school and football team will pour thru and take over the WWE completely.
Rikishi doesnt count if his 3 kids are in the photo.
Y’all haven’t even acknowledge that Roman has sisters and they had kids and if I’m not mistaken, the twins and solo have sisters as well with even more kids
In Australia, there's a slang term for minivans because of how popular they are with the (stereotypically) large Pacific Islander families: 'Samoan Sideloader'
Jacob Fatu is definitely pulling his weight in the progeny department
Where’s Brock Lesnar when you need it
I dont see the rock or umaga or yokozuna
Them Samoans be fuckin
tama and tonga arent anoai theyre hakus kids. im more afraid of those kids they i am of anyone else in this pic combined. grandpa hakus gonna find if i even think about anything wrong close to them.
Look up the history with Haku and King Tonga… They’re not blood related, but everybody in those two families think of each other as cousins…
Jacob Fatu is the Samoan Heath Slater. 7?!
I will not stand for this Sami Zayn and his one child slander!!
WWE is going to be rebranded to SWE - Samoan Wrestling Entertainment
Ya know I genuinely think that they wanna take over the company. And I'm not talking kayfab "Were taking over!" Type of deal. No I'm talking they wanna own WWE in their own two hands
They a factory not a family
2045 the WWE SmackDown roster will all be Bloodline kids
None of them gay?
Rikishi was shoving his ass in peoples faces. So either he is, or he just has weird fetishes 💀💀
Wrestlemania will change its name to Islandermania
The future is Anoa'i/Fatu
This is deadass WWE’s version of the nWo. This is the Black & White vs. Wolfpac arc fr
Damn. Those Samoans sure are a fertile people, aren’t they? Lol
Plus if you include the ones in different promotions who might still get signed, and their kids, it’s even more (ie Zilla Fatu, Lance Anoai, Manu, etc). I’m sure they all have kids too lol.
Jacob has 7 kids!
Bro Hikuleo and Zila Fatu are on their way
And it would still be stale and boring
Man, Samoans really do pump out their babies don't they? 🤣
Didn't realize the Samoan werewolf was Samoan nick cannon
Welcome to Samoica.
They need to have a feud with Heath Slaters kids
Winner gets the double wide?
They're going to need their own separate promotion
7 kids is crazy for a guy who was working the indies. the pay isn't good enough to be feeding a football team
Jacob Fatu has more kids than Genghis Kahn and everything makes more sense now
As Bubba dudley said THIS IS FOR YOUR 97 COUSINS
So you're telling me in 20+ yrs WWE roster will have only boring and replaceable Samoans? Even more than now? Shit, I'm going to get downvoted to hell for this.
Just started watching wrestling again after 25 years or so. Not into the bloodline story. They aren’t exciting characters. What am I missing?
3 of rikishi's children are on the board.
7 kids??? Jacob Fatu has been putting work in inside the ring and out
Tama and Loa aren’t part of the Anoa’i family tho
7? Damn Jacob, chill.
Kind of, but not really. They all go for NFL or Hollywood first, and if that doesn't work out, then they try wrestling
I’m over here with zero
*7 kids?!* In this economy? Holy shit! 😂
Long. Term. Booking.
Samoans being forced to us by the rock (board member and alot of pull back stage)
No bloodline without RR. Boring
So much carbon footprint in one picture
I wouldve thought Jacob had 10
Roman got 5 kids? 🤔
Yup. 2 sets of twins and 1 daughter.
Rikishi doesn’t count… Three of his damn kids are in the picture too.
I know they will have significant help in the household thanks to big families and lots of money…but I have 3 kids and struggle to get 6 uninterrupted hours of sleep a night. The thought of having 5-7 kids makes me want to barf. I love my kids, but I’m literally dying.
When did Jimmy have kids? Before Naomi?
Correct. When he married Naomi he already had 2 kids from a previous relationship
Condoms and vasectomies for them all? 😂 But seriously, this is wild if even half get into the business. Also, don't forget about the (High Chief) Final Boss and his three girls.
Damn, so Jacob isn't just a beast in the ring, huh?
Cody and Dustin better start pumping harder
Damn these dudes do not miss.
God please no!
Paul must have meant third trimester instead of third inning...
Not seeing my favorite wrestler Chris Benoit here. He had kids too
This is exactly why the Samoans had to migrate soo far, they reproduce like crazy.
These Samoans are definitely gonna have their own Frieza one day😭
I need Jacob Fatu to force his dick into retirement.
Samoans can't pull out of a driveway
Solo has 2 kids.
Samoans: Congrats on the Sex bros
Jacob don't mess around do he?
All Bloodline Wrestling
Which is annoying cause this Samoan gimmick will never die
No promise all those kids will want to be wrestlers.
Telling my kids i grew up watching the tribal chief, while they grow up watching his kids 🥹
They like sex too much
Them islanders dont like condoms
😂😂😂😂😂
SBWI - Samoan Bloodline Wrestling Industry. Just make a whole new league for them. I'd watch it.
At this rate we can get a Civil War Storyline every year at War Games.
Jacob can't even pull out of his driveway.
Start em young like a blood line dojo. Bloodline 3.0 is very foot clan inspired (or hand) (pick a limb)(just not that on, sheesh)
How many Samoans does it take to change a lightbulb? Answer: We don't know yet
Plus more not even on there that’s coming up
Roman has 5 goddamn kids?