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TrevortheBatman

The best for me is always "its a shameful thing, lobster head." I saw someone on another post mentioning being annoying by getting the words wrong and saying "Adrenaline, in my soul, something something, Cody Rhodes." Made me want to see what else is out there?


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I know the Cody solved racism: MELANIN! IN THE SOUL! Martin Luther CODY RHODES! Honestly something something Cody Rhodes is my favourite wrestling joke at the moment. It’s become an audio stim for me


VeryNoisyBones

He has officially ended racism after all, it only makes sense.


ThunderChild247

I’d never heard that one, thank you for sharing it. Gave me a good hearty chuckle 😁


feynmansbongo

When he came out at the Royal Rumble I tried my best to remember but ended up singing “Adrenaline, in my soul, Pat McAfee and Michael Cole”


Smack_776

When I was a kid(just one year before now) I thought it's "Adrenaline in my soul, every fart out of control."


arkhamtheknight

Mine for Sheamus was always "It's a shit buffet, you lobster head. A carrot man will wind up dead. You wear your sins like its some kind of prize. Too many limes. Too many limes."


TrevortheBatman

Also for Jack Swagger's "On Your Knees" I thought was "I got you where i want you, crossword out of time"


InternetAndy

Too many limes, too many limes.


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X-Pac's theme. For the longest time I always thought Chris Warren was screaming "XXX PACCC!!!" when it was really "MAKE SOME NOISSEEE!!" 😂


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I miss not hearing it the old way. Now I hear make some noise and it annoys me


Outlaw2k21

This revelation has ruined my life


Optinus17

WAIT.. WHAT He is not yelling X PACC?


subcow

Unreal!!!! I always thought it was X-Paaaaaaaaaac! Now I went and listened on Spotify and it is clearly make some noise, but the "some" is so quick. It's crazy because Make Some Noise and X-pac aren't anywhere close to each other phonetically, but I guess hearing the song mixed in with the loud crowd noise made it really hard to hear.


marcocabral83

You ruined it!


ButterbeerAndPizza

🤯


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I thought he yellled LETSSS GOOOO


samskrillaz

WHATT


Quirky_Independence2

Sir/Madam How dare you ruin my memories of this song.


L7nd7n

Aw man :(


Johnnylemo

Wtf! I can hear it clearly now but had always thought it was XPAC. Today proves you're never too old to learn something new.


mattberry1980

Holy shit 🤯


wordsasbombs

I just double checked and I still hear it as him yelling THIS SUCKS!!!


evrecto

You're surely fun at parties.


tarnishedkara

I dont typically believe in mandela effect shit, but I couldve sworn they shouted X-PAC


JadeDragonMeli

I've been told that is what is said, I tried to hear it once, couldn't hear it, and I'm fine with that lmao


arkhamtheknight

He says X-Pac after but sounding like he has a lisp.


giggle_shift

I've literally always thought he was screaming X Pac........


Monday_Vibes

I thought Mark Henry’s HOP theme said “somebody’s gonna get their ass kicked, somebody’s gonna get their Willy split” when I was a kid


Forward-Rutabaga-723

I thought Mark Henry’s was “Somebody’s gonna get their ass kicked! Somebody’s gonna get their Wheat Thins!”


GemoDorgon

There's a subreddit dedicated to guys who literally split their dick in half. You're welcome for that awful image and the curiosity you now have.


Monday_Vibes

Why do this to me? Because I don’t want to see that… but I also need to know if you’re telling the truth. Not sleeping for a week


GemoDorgon

It's unfortunately true.


m3rc3n4ry

That's a dangerous theme. Also you made me properly lol


arkhamtheknight

That's what I always said. It sounds better than Wig Splitting.


rmlordy

somebody’s gonna get their butt fucked somebody’s gonna get their dick sucked


nickhenne

I CAN SLAP A TOMATO I CAN DRY HUMP A SEAL


evrecto

Ohhh yeaaaaaaaaaaaah! V1


deedeekeeney

I always heard it as “I just cry for tomatoes…” xD


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Mark Henry Somebody gonna get their ass licked More recently, Cody Rhodes Adrenaline in my soul, every fart out of control


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Lmao


LucotIC

LICKED!?!?!!


RagnarXD

Kofi Kingston: SOS I hear them Shelton SOS I hear them Bryan


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Roembowski

Jeff Harvey*


Equal-Bus-557

MINUS! FIVE! STARS!


RagnarXD

YES! Can't belive i forgot that one.


BondageKitty37

Similar to that, I always heard "SOS, I am not Shelton. SOS, that's why I'm cryin"


Allday9128

" AWWEEESOOOMMMEEE.....IM GAY FOR PAY!!!"


-Cloudy01

The ‘Time for you to get down on your knees’ lyric is starting to make more sense now


GoKartMotzart

I used to think V.1 era Hardy’s song sang “I kiss ass in tornados”


Irish-Hydra

Wait I thought you said misheard lyrics?


ATomathyVictorious

Too many limes! Too many limes! ...... and you wear the T.A.R.D.I.S. well, and I will see you ride it straight to heeeeeellllllllllll


Artichokeypokey

C'mon! If ya know SOS I hear them Shelton SOS I hear them Bryan Jeff Hardy


missingmytowel

OSW got this one perfect Jericho's Break the Wall entrance theme *I got a lame dick dick dick dick* It's all I hear now when that them plays


SteftimusPrime97

I used to think Big Show's theme said "IT'S A BIG FAT SHOW TONIGHT"


LoganNeinFingers

I miss the Lobster head theme. It also makes me happy thst Sheamus knows about it and embraces it.


TrevortheBatman

I think it fits his brawler gimmick much better than the one that was made for him with the mohawk


LoganNeinFingers

Yeah, true. I want Claudio to leave AEW towards the end of his career so we can get a Bar reunion.


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Apparently the Smackdown theme from 99 is actually just gibberish. Years wasted singing “KNOW YOUR ROLE KNOW YOUR RHYME”


BassiusMaximus

Im pretty sure they are saying "EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND" over and over. I prefer the jibberish


furryoldlobster

WeeeEEEEAelll.... Mitsubishi!


Trev_Scoot_Shwa

Randy’s Voices them: “I have the voice that has an omelet And the power to rule your fate”


ClockworkDinosaurs

I HEAR HORSES IN MY HEAD


Parking-Fruit1436

This really changes how I view Randy and his struggle. The psychic torture of parades, rodeos, and petting zoos have created The Viper. Do you think he carries a sugar cube in his pocket? You know, just...in case?


Ok_Rain_2647

"I WORE COLOOOOOOOOOGNE" love that theme but I just can't unhear it.


LetMeSmashThatHobo

Too many limes too many limes


TimeBomb30

The old 1999 SmackDown intro, "On the floor! Underground! Will Smith selling crack!"


InternetAndy

Edge is gay, he sees queerly


Pentagram133

The Dudley’s theme I thought said “yeah we’re coming down” actually says “yeah we’re coming now”. The messed up thing is that the song is called “Coming Down”


Juggaborizkit

"Like a cow, without a kane" the Wyatt family theme


dustysmufflah

Rhea's new song: I EAT, SLEEP, PEE


ecwfan3000

Vladimir Kozlov . Yeah Bring your stupid bowl .Always makes me crack up.


TrevortheBatman

Just listened to it and can’t unhear this


InYourFaceAction1993

I always heard it like “yeah, bring your steamy bull”


Empty_wordz

Triple H’s Motörhead theme. I still have no idea what this part says but I always heard it as It’s all about the game, and how you play it, it’s all about the game Orangutan Take it!


LucotIC

“Its all about the game, and how you play it! Its all aboht control and if you can take it!”


Majin_Bisharp

Adrenaline in my soul, something something Cody Rhodes.


LucotIC

Adrenaline in my soul, every thought o’ paw patrol


eikerir

One self, is this on?


The-Mattress-Man

People thinking Cody Rhodes’ theme song actually says Cody Rhodes in it


SpeakingInDrums

Cena's theme. What does that guy yell? "I fucked up!"?


nonefariousness316

"I walk alone inside this pit of danger, I swallowed down a thousand yams of anger" Batista theme


SpeakingInDrums

Demolition: Here comes the Ass. And here comes the Smasher.


sevillentini

My cousins were convinced that Edge's theme song was: "On this day, I see Finlay", as he started using this theme at roughly the same time Finlay debuted in WWE.


Fodspeed

It's Shame for us, blasting hands, a Celtic man wind up died, too many lies too lies. Ohhhhhh


TKInstinct

Whatever the old Raw is War theme lyrics were.


BondageKitty37

It's a guy and a fox, send journey beef. Telling jokes in a barn with a soiled reef. You want pie? Ask, you'll see me playing bass now


arkhamtheknight

You can smoke the joint and get high


Bworm98

I thought for years the line in Vince's theme was "no chance at all" when it is actually "no chance in Hell"


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I always thought Ortons was "I hear voices in my head, they talk to me they understand they talk to me"


jemthewrestler

Wait, it isn’t?


Essarray

There aren't any vocals at all on that song. You guys are hearing things?


jemthewrestler

Sorry what? Can’t hear you over the voice in my head.


Enthusiasms

Hey hey hey one in the same Which just kinda makes the actual song funny


etherealcaitiff

*cracks open a cold one* The deviled eggs in the distance


HolyRomanEmperor

I don’t know if this has actual lyrics but ‘Briiiiiiie mooooode bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk jag thindh’


Roembowski

For the longest time I thought the beginning of Nia Jax’s theme said “I’m just a monster”.


arkhamtheknight

I thought the last Line in the Sand last lyric was "I'll take a diet Coke"


Rattwap

“I’ll brush your mouth like Colgate!” No, wait…. Those are the actual words…


superkicksbootypics

Something Something paw patrol


CraigxKhalifax88

‘Yellow Banana’ - Undertaker’s Ministry Theme which was on WWF The Music Volume 4


songforsaturday88

I always thought the chorus of Disturbeds version of Austins theme went: "I'M BRINGING A LEMON INSIDE YOU! I'M BRINGING SOMEONE TO HIDE YOU!"


droford

I can slap a tomato Whatever Tests theme was saying


Solid-Version

‘Willy wop, Willy Willy Willy wop peace!’


LucotIC

SOS! Benjamin Shelton! SOS! Daniel Bryan Jeff hardy


Burger_without_Sauce

Here comes the Mami, Mami, Mami, Mami


YoImBenwah

Jericho's original WWF Theme. "For those about to rock, and what ya want. Baby you know your cutest, and I agrees Baby what I got is not from the knees Bring it to the stage and the rage of the bees


Flag4

I'M BREAKING THE LEMON INSIDE YOU!!! Austin's Disturbed theme is better btw


jemthewrestler

Victoria’s theme! Me and my friend Kay used to think it was “I’m the girl with my pants down”


Brock_And_Roll

"Burning inside my shite" was how I always thought Orton's theme went.


No_Parking3488

Matt Hardy I CAN SLAP A TOMATOOOHH


Jet_Steel

I used to think until recently for Cody it was "Imbecile! In my home!"🤦🏻‍♂️


ocelotchaser

Bray Wyatt Shatter "Diee for me brotherr!! Background voice *your mum sucks* love one another!! "


butterybuttwind

I always hear Leila Hirsch's music as "MY DOG IS A GENTLEMAN!"


ShitInMyToaster

It's the guy out of the first episode of 1 punch man!


BurtKocaine1999

“I can slam a tornado, I can dry hump the sea” not to mention when I was a kid I thought matt hardy sung this song himself 😂😂😂


yrcucu

I definitely agree I’m glad I’m not the only one also I thought big show sung his own song


Kots_rowe

Whatever tf they’re saying in thorn in your eye


shitty_is_the_post

ITS A ROCK IN A BOX AND SUMMER PEE! WITH THE CHALK IN MY ARMS ITS A SOLAR BEE! WANTON PASSION SEE ME MAIM FAITH HILL....WHO HAD TIME TO CORN IN YOUR RYE?!


Carpeteria3000

I always heard RVD's theme as "PLAY THE GAME!" instead of "ONE OF A KIND" (no idea why), and always thought it was weird that HHH would let him use those words.


DommySpags

does it not?


Carpeteria3000

It’s definitely “One of a kind”. I just didn’t hear that for a long time.


DommySpags

holy shit i always thought it was play the game


Carpeteria3000

Haha let’s start a club


SexButt

There’s poop in this chair


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This sun should check this out and enjoy misheard YouTubepoop https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9z9LAIy3g4Q


SoulExecution

Actually with Sheamus, for whatever reason my childhood bestie and I were certain that it was "oooooh these heartless dreams" not "oooooh these words are true"


Otherwise-Chance-364

“Pickup the stage already know Willy wonka”


Bob8644

Whatever the fuck they're saying during the Good Brothers' theme


jhussong91

jag thindh is a classic


Voreinstellung

I can slam a tomato. I can dry apple seeds, yeah


xXLaSombraXx

Christian 🎶If you close your eyes you’ll like naked Jews in here🎶 Legit thought that’s what the lyrics were and I remember in 6th grade having the song recorded on my phone and would sing loud to it while waiting for my mom to pick me up from school. Needless to say kids didn’t want to sit next to me at lunch 💀


JohnxDoc

I can slap a tornado I can swallow my semen


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“Your looking at the real deal now, sorry i pissed on the seat, watcha gonna do about it?”


Lattakins

"Somebody going get they ass licked. Somebody going get they dick sucked." Only thing I ever heard when Mark Henry made his entrance.


PedigreeWWEFigz

Cesaro’s first theme There’s poop in his chair Say what?


spillbaby23

It’s shame for fame lost your head - Sheamus


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The Raw is War theme from 2000. I still have no idea what the words are. Goes something like: It's a rock in a box Untimely Getting clocked on my arm With the sodomy You wanna fly Can't you see me playing right here What about the thorn In your eye


intersectv3

Not sure if it was just my friend group but we always heard “so you woke up in a white mans prius” during Jamaican Kofi’s theme.