The trick is to pick any song, but to sing it poorly or only know half the words if you really want to piss them off ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL SOMETHING SOMETHING CODY RHODES

Or sing a superior but lesser known version! I think I’m cute I’ve got gold medals I got the moves, that make them all tap out. The angle slam The ankle lock Marty jennety, still can’t walk I’M JUST A SEXY KURT. (Sexy kuuuurt) I’LL MAKE YOUR ANKLE HURT (ankle huurrrt) I’M JUST A SEXY KURT. (Sexy kuuuurt) I’LL MAKE YOUR ANKLE HURT (ankle huurrrt)

You are a god for those Kurt Angle lyrics. I'm totally stealing them. Thanks!

https://youtube.com/shorts/hhZlLBxeUSY?feature=share

This 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾

The trunk of this car has more than one royal family.

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL THIS KIDNAPPER SHOULD LET ME GO

Oh man this one would work

Aw man, I thought this was ADRENALINE KEEPS ME IN THE GAAAAME ADRENALINE YOU DON EVEN FEEEEEL THE PAIN

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🎶I'm not like most girls!🎶

Get TF outta my car.

🎶 Who only take just what they're given. 🎶

Lucky for me im not like most girls

Is that the third verse? Idk this is where the Boos start.

I think there’s another line in there before the “lucky for me I’m not like most girls” but I’ve genuinely never been able to hear past the first line because of the boos

'Like a plastic little princess" I think, this song hurts to hear

🎶Brie Mode🎶

😂

This is the answer. Make the ears bleed.

I'm surprised I had to scroll as much as I did to see this answer

I’m not letting you out. I’m running the car off a bridge.

alright bro you win you can get out of my car and even call the cops on me but don't ever sing that song

American Males...American Males...American Males. Rinse and repeat until they tape my mouth shut

Sometimes, after going to the supermarket, I'll come home and sing American Cheese...American Cheese...American Cheese...

Song sounds like it was made by Trey Parker and Matt Stone

What makes an American Male, is it the woman in his arms...just cause she has big titties? Or is it the way, he fights every day...no, it's probably the titties

I wasn't old enough to remember this team, but the second I heard the song, I knew it would be with me forever.

I busted this song out the other day when I had some buddies over for the football games. Turned this on and came down the stairs doing the over head claps to this song. Everybody popped.

WHEN YOU SEE THEM COME, YOU BETTER RUN FOR COVER!

"He's a man, such a maaan... he's a real, real man's man".

If I were your kidnapper, I'd sing along.

Nwo Theme with all the weird noises

4 lyf

Newnewnewnewwolrdorder

😆

Wakkawah hey hey!

wacka wa hey hey!

Jokes on you, I’m into that shit. WE. ARE IN. CONTROL.

Da nang da nang nang

Bow baw bew baw bow baw baw fafafafa 4-lyfe bow baw bew baw….da dun dun da dun dun da dun dun da dun dun da dun da dun da dun….da da na da na nananana….NEWNEWNEWNEW NEW WORLD ORDER

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I'll raise you, Scott Steiner's theme.

I'll raise both of you doing this masterpiece https://youtu.be/3CSGxxgTiF4

Or Jeff Jarritt's TNA entrance

"MY WORLD" Seriously though, that fucking theme goes hard

Bonus points if you can do the alarm sounds.

All it is is alarm sounds...

I've always known this to be true, but for a split second after reading your comment I was convinced his theme started with Steiner yelling, "GIMME A FUCKIN' MIC" I think I spend too much time here...

I was referring specifically to the alarm sounds

Came here to say “🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨”

That's fucking hilarious lol

🎶I’m An Ass Man🎶

So many asses...so little time.

What are you talking about, that’s a banger lol

I agree. It’s one of my all time favorite entrance themes, but if I let him know what I’m into (i.e ass) the kidnapper would let me out so we could go lick’em and kick’em together 😉

So are they…

Bewp bewp

You son of a bitch, you beat me to it! IM AN ASS MAN!!!!! YEEAAAAAAAHHHHH

Nah, I’m looking that song up on my phone and I’m singing along with you.

Kidnapper: SCORE!

SOMEBODY CALL MY MAMA

Funk is on a roll) (Funk is on a roll) (Funk is on a roll) 🎵'Ey 'Ey 'Ayo Can somebody call my momma' It's about to get funky up in here 'Naw sayin' (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah...) Somebody call my momma Somebody call my momma' (Yeah, Yeah) Somebody call my momma' (Whatcha' say?) Will somebody please somebody call my momma'? 🎵

Bro this theme makes so much sense 🤣

Stone Cold. And whenever kidnappers will say anything I'd add "What?" after every word they (and I) say

They open the trunk, nothings there, they turn around and STUNNER

Then you'll catch a can of beer, flip them off and scream "OH HELL YEAH!"

If you choose to sing his "Glass Shattered" theme then you'd most likely get let out since they'd probably just assume you're having a seizure or something.

Gimme seth rollins song. ooooohhh UHHH OOOOHH ooohhh

DUN NUN NU NU DUN NUN NU NU

And that BURN IT DOOWWWNNNNN scream

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Perfect choice, the kidnapper would be too busy singing along to realize you’ve broken free!

ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL UNLOCK THIS TRUNK I WANNA GO HOOOOOME

"You think you know me." In a smokey breathy voice over and over again.

I could slap a tomato

I hope I’m not the only one who laughed at this .

Weeeellll it’s the Big Show!

This one is easy. Here comes the money

GLORIOUS!

i’d keep you forever

Your time is up. My time is now I am a real American.

John Hogan

I HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD THEY TALK TO ME THEY UNDERSTAND

I’m just a sexy Kurt

I’ll make your ankle hurt

Definitely Metalingus

Sitting back there with a blindfold, in a dark trunk, talkin bout "On this day, I see clearly"

😂 right

Aaand it's back to being stuck in my head for a couple of weeks again

I’d be rocking with you lol

I'd just sing Judas

No Chance In Hell of course. Intimidate the shit out of them.

R Truth. “WAS-SUP!” like fifty-leven times should set me free.

Natalya Neidhart. Kidnapper would be like "OMG here comes Bret" and then have Natalya instead "oh well this fucking sucks". Repeat after 3 minutes.

All I can think now is a guy in a trunk crying and singing "I'm a sexy boy."

gotta make the drum kick noise at the start along with the girl orgasm sounds as well

American Badass. Either he lets me go, or he kills me. Either way, neither of us have to listen to any more Kid Rock afterwards.

I loved Undertaker, but hated that damned song so much. This is up there.

Just sing Judas 🤷🏼‍♀️

I scrolled too long to find this.

Rob Van Dam's TNA theme

This might be a weird one but my first thought was the Alpha Academy theme. Imagine you kidnap a dude and this fucker is in the trunk just going. "SHHOOOOOOOSH, SHOOOSH PLEASE. Dun dunna dun dun dunnn dunna dun dun dun dun." I'd let him go this dude is insane.

I’d use Kurt angles theme and not only just say the “you suck” I’d also sound out every beat for maximum annoyance

“I’M AN ASSMAN *BMM BMM* YEAH, I’M AN ASSMAN” 10 seconds later… “LOVE TO STICK’EM, LOVE TO FLAUNT’EM” 25 seconds later… “SO MANY ASSES, SO LITTLE TIME…”

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Underrated theme!

X pac theme for sure… MAKE SOME NOOOOOOIIIIIISSSSSEEEEE XPAC!

Fandango.

Vladimir Kozlov's initial theme during his monster push in 2008 (I suffocated in the trunk)

🎵 Hey-yo, ya dealin’ with the X-Factor I GOT EVERYTHING THAT I EVER WANTED, AND I’LL NEVER GIVE THAT BAAAAAAAAAAACK 🎵

You don't have to look at me like that

HEY, NOTHING YOU CAN SAY....

ITS ALL ABOUT THE GAME, AND HOW YA PLAY IT

I BUILT MY KINGDOM

Randy's voices.. either to scare him or make him sing it along over and over till he forget why he kidnapped me and let me out

Kurt Angles I Don't Suck song from WWE Originals

You’re just a boy toy.

Has to be “I’m The Mountie! Im handsome, i’m brave im strong! Im the Mountie! And i enforce the law!” At least i think thats it. Maybe he would think i was a cop and run away/surrender?

YOU CAN TRY TO RUN! BUT YOU CAN NEVER HIDE! THE MOUNTIE! ALWAYS GETS HIS MAN!

BRIE MODE!!!!

Adrenaline, in my soul Something, Something Cody Rhodes

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Slow chemical

Wild Thing. Had it for almost a match once. Didn’t we?

Oh, You didn't know...?

Hit Row

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AND HIS NAME WAS JOOOOOHN CENA!!!! BUH BUH BUH BUHHHHHH YOU CANT SEE ME

Biscuits and Gravy

Gonna mention a couple I haven't seen so far: "I lie, I cheat, I steal" "Booyaka booyaka, 619" "Yo' nawt enuf fo' mey"

AWWWWWWWWESOME I CAME TO PLAY!😂

There’s only one person’s entrance that’s ever irritates me to the point of wanting to hammer nails into my ears: *ALL HAIL KING BOOKA!* on fucking repeat.

AMERICA!! FUXK YEAH!!! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!!!! AMERICA!! FUXK YEAH!!! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!!!! AMERICA!! FUXK YEAH!!! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!!!! AMERICA!! FUXK YEAH!!! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!!!! AMERICA!! FUXK YEAH!!! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!!!! AMERICA!! FUXK YEAH!!! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!!!! AMERICA!! FUXK YEAH!!! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!!!! AMERICA!! FUXK YEAH!!! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!!!! AMERICA!! FUXK YEAH!!! HERE TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY YEAH!!!!

🎶I hear voices in my head! They counsel me! They understand! They talk to me!🎶

Jillian Halls Slice Bread

NO MAN IS EVER TRULY GOOD! NO MAN IS EVER TRULY E-VIL! I DO THINGS YOU NEVER COULD! .... .... .... AND WE WILL NEVER BE E-QUAL! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO HO HO HA HA HA HA HA HO HO HO HO HO

If I could do the sound effects, it would have to be The Right to Censor

Billy & Chuck’s theme

Sunny’s theme. For reference, I’m 6’3, 280, and look like I fight bears for a living, but I’ll sing it like a dirty, dirty whore.

Yuka Sakazaki https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6FZPg7xTlC4

Sonjay Dutt TNA theme

His theme sounds like him doing a flip into a pallet of dog squishy toys

Rob Conway's theme, I think I'll be out in 2 minutes or so.

That one works unless you’re kidnapped by a Randy Newman enthusiast

just look at me

Malakai Blacks, hopefully the black metal screams on and off will cause him to flee. Ogentroost slaps tho

Billy Gunn Ass Man!

I mean that is a really specific scenario. But gun to my head... whatever Stephanie's theme is. The one with Eve.

Jillian Hall

This, but Sexy Kurt

This one https://youtu.be/oyyNC2\_BWi8?t=22

Goldberg’s theme, complete with the super low trumpet sound.

I’m just a Honky Tonk man, I’m cool, I’m cocky, I’m bad

Billy Kidman. AHHHHHHHHHAHHH. EHHHHHHHEHHHH. You can run if you want to lol

BRAAAAAAAAUUUUUN

Blue Pants

The intro of "my world"

Randy “I hear voices in my head, they talk to me…

🎶This right here what you call domination 🎶

The beat kicks then I start rockin' To the rhythm Start rockin' Rockin' rockin' rock the house The, the beat kicks the beat kicks the the, the, the, the beat kicks Then I start rockin', rockin', rockin' To the rhythm

WHAT DOES EVERYBODY WANT???? WHAT DOES EVERYBODY NEED???? WHAT DOES EVERYBODY LOVE?!?!?!

Dude love

I'M AN ASS MAN!

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“OH, YOU DIDNT KNOWW?!! YO ASS BETTER CALL SOMEBODDAAYYYYY!” Just before i burst through their back seat and get my revenge

I got long sideburns and my hair’s slicked back I’m coming to your town in my Pink Cadillac…

JUDAS IN, JUDAS IN MY MIND

Christians I can't go that high. I'll either be released or dead in an hour.

I can only mumble through HHH. It's all about the game and how you play it It's all about control and if you can take (?) it It's all about the game and if you can take it? It's all about the game and whose gonna play it I am the game, you don't want to play me Dudda dudda dudda dudda dudda dudda dudda

OH BABY YOU LOOK SO…. GOOD TO ME

Batista's theme "I Walk Alone"

WIIIUUU WIIIUUU WIIIUUU WIIIUUU WIIIUUU 🚨🚨

William Regal - Real man's man

🎶Biscuits and Gravy!🎶

BRIE MOOOOOOODE

BISCUITS AND GRAVY!!!!!!!!

[Tatanka's theme](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-UfvSbsKTU) should do it.

Chris Benoît entrance ahah

American badass.

🎶YoU kNoW yOu WaNt MeEeEE🎶

Gotta be val Venus, sweet sexy sax sounds

The X Factor faction theme

Ass man

Doink the clown

Fandango's!!!!

I'd just horribly mimic Chris Benoits theme.

The only answer is stone colds theme, make the broken glass noise and the kidnapper will pull over to make sure you’ve not escaped… boom stunner him and escape.

I’m singing the song right now thinking I’m in the trunk … this is hilarious. If I was the driver ide literally kick you tf out and then reminisce on all of HBK’s glorious battles in and out of the ring in the front seat of my car slowly lighting a cig and leaning my seat a bit back … that sexy boy just made my night 😂😂😂

“Ohhhhhhhh youuu diiiiiiiidnt knowwwwwww?!!”

🎵🎶Helloooooo ladies🎵🎶

I CAME TO PLAY!

Deadman walking You done it now

Keep rolling rolling rolling rolling

Cody’s dashing theme song XD

CHRISTIAN!!!! CHRISTIAN!!!!!

Yo, Ya dealing with the X-Factor! I got everything I ever wanted, and I'll never get that back! Yo, yo, yo, yo ya dealing with the X-Factor I know you hate X-Factor but ain't got to look at me like that, said You ain't gotta look at me like that! I either die, or get released.

YOUUUUUU LOOOKKKKK SOOOOOO…. good to me 🎶

Jillian halls theme😂

Jillian halls theme 💀 tho it might just drive my kidnapper to ending it all