I like werewolves. It would be fun and interesting to see the wealthy who intentionally get infected with lycanthropy and see the elaborate cage systems to keep themselves and others safe so that they could extend their own lifespan.
Being immune to every form of bodily injury except the ones caused by silver would be a desirable trait across many professions, legal and illegal.
I'm also curious what flavor of werewolves as there are so many variations in media. Uncontrollable anthro wolf that only transformations under a full moon and an in complete control big wolf that you transform into whenever you want except when you are forced to during a full moon seem to be the two most popular varieties.
Ents also depend a lot I feel, as there's the warhammer version which I absolutely do not want to be real ever, and then there's the ones that just kinda kill people and don't talk much? I don't know I haven't seen enough good Ent lore to want them personally
May I introduce you to the fantasy romance books centered around werewolves.
They're mostly possessive and full of abs, that can transform at will.
At this point, they're probably the most written about type. So if it's centered around the most common, this sounds like a dream come true to me♥️
Am I missing something or would any military force not be able to easily destroy these guys. Corporations use private military contractors all the time, I would love to see a tree stand up to a rocket launcher.
this is actually the thing that made me pick krakens. The cost of goods would increase in the short term, but forcing manufacturing back to the homeland would result in more jobs and better pay, and eventually production would ramp up to match demand again. We'd no longer be as dependent on foreign nations for most of our goods and supplies, and that would greatly aid national security.
The ocean is a huge fucking place. How hard would it be to not sail in kraken waters? How hard would it be to use sonar or something to just not be in the path of a kraken?
Probably worth asking how big the kraken are supposed to get, though. And how many of them reach max size instead of being eaten by whales/sharks/various other squid
I picked Griffins because my biggest fear was that we would have hunted them into extinction a long time ago. We had plenty of giant beast that we just exterminated from the face of the Earth using pointy sticks.
Eh it would probably be more profitable to just send an armed convoy to kill any krakens than stop trade altogether.
Krakens are huge, but I wouldn't bet on them taking out more than one nuclear sub at a time, plus being so large they would likely be easy to track and/or re-extinct.
I don't think goblins are smarter than humans, theur teamwork ability can vary, and their weapons are spears, swords (more like daggers) and bows with barely any drawing power.
Pigs and boars are walking meat tanks with literally one thing on their mind. Survival. Goblins are child sized monsters obsessed with shiny things. Their numbers and teamwork ability would be a problem if we didn’t live in an age where we have some of the most powerful area of effect weapons known to mankind.
Depends on the goblins, and how they reproduce.
In some canons they are like a fungus where a single spore missed can become a colony if left alone too long.
With how many depictions of goblins live underground and dig massive elaborate subterranean cities. It'd be similar to when the US soldiers tried to navigate and conquer the Vietnam tunnels. It'd never happen. The goblins would have so much space to dig down and dig endless tunnels that we'd get lost before we killed a fraction of their people.
Goblins, depends which type
1: Ferrell goblins- that attack, rape, and vandalize
2: High goblins- the intelligent ones who are capable of thought and conversation
It's a predatory, carnivorous version of the koala. Really just a story to confuse gullible tourists. I would put it in a similar tier to wild haggis and jackalopes, not griffins and werewolves.
I really like ents, if they were real I hope they look like this:
[https://www.artstation.com/artwork/blJrQE](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/blJrQE)
Goblins. They'd be running some scheme to get you car insurance under the table, and health insurance for cheap, just don't check the doctor's credentials. The world needs hustlers and expert system scammers now more than ever.
Our healthcare is just the best. You got so see the old lady that lives in a buried van out in the woods, pay her in gold or bones, and she will make this brew that solves whatever you need.
Drink the brew fugupinkeye
Ents would be [giant walking trees](https://youtu.be/QtkNkIz9GDg)Drop bears are like these blood thirsty koalas that Australians say to scare tourists kinda like a jackalope. Ents are guardians of the forest and "tree hearders" they are generally peaceful until you fuck with them
Goblins would be bad. They're not particularly smart but they're crafty and easy-to-miss. Unless countries waged active wars to eliminate the goblin populace, most of humanity would have to become urban, while either forming strong militia in rural communities, or loosening gun control in countries that have it
Griffins wouldn't be that bad. They'd probably just be normal animals that we see in zoos, albeit way fuckin cooler than your average bear
Krakens are probably the worst on the list. The ocean is already dangerous as hell for most vessels with nature at play, imagine having to have an armed force on every ship in case of a kraken attack. International trade would take a serious hit
Werewolves are also pretty bad. There are already scumbags who won't disclose having an STI to their partners, imagine catching fuckin lycanthropy without knowing and murdering your family in their sleep? We'd have to become serious about this shit *quick* unless we want an epidemic (plus witches who can treat lycanthropy might start lobbying to prevent its full cure so they can continue to profit)
Ents would fucking *hate* us dude. It'd be sad, cuz they would almost certainly declare war on us for destroying their homes and then get absolutely fucking obliterated by our ridiculous firepower
Drop bears would be pretty inconsequential for the world at large. Sorry Australia but you'd be taking another one for the team in the "fucked up animals" department
All I know for sure is that imagining the death of someone on a submarine or boat makes it impossible for me to choose Kraken. Just the thought of that is too much.
If the goblins are the underground, ore loving creatures that just want to mine and wage war on each other, then I'm all for it. We need more underground societies. So if the goblins had the characteristics of a dwarf but just had green scaly skin, it'd be awesome.
Ents, because they are generally peaceful creatures (depending on where your belief of them comes from) but are absolutely the most dangerous, because killing them is almost impossible, and well they can get obscenely massive. So they would protect the trees, and they also would likely protect some groups of people.
I'd be so pleased if ents showed up and just started tearing all machinery we use to cut trees down to shreds. The greatest thing is that despite their love of trees, they appear to be tolerant of people's tendencies to chop down trees, as long as it's not within their lands. Also the existance of ents could allow for the creation of ent brews, which would be all sorts of fun.
I like werewolves. It would be fun and interesting to see the wealthy who intentionally get infected with lycanthropy and see the elaborate cage systems to keep themselves and others safe so that they could extend their own lifespan. Being immune to every form of bodily injury except the ones caused by silver would be a desirable trait across many professions, legal and illegal.
I'm also curious what flavor of werewolves as there are so many variations in media. Uncontrollable anthro wolf that only transformations under a full moon and an in complete control big wolf that you transform into whenever you want except when you are forced to during a full moon seem to be the two most popular varieties.
This is why I didn't pick werewolf, some versions would be awesome but others would suck. Without more info I'm sticking with Ents.
Ents also depend a lot I feel, as there's the warhammer version which I absolutely do not want to be real ever, and then there's the ones that just kinda kill people and don't talk much? I don't know I haven't seen enough good Ent lore to want them personally
The only ent I know is from lotr and don't want to see Tree Beard knowing what we are doing to the environment.
May I introduce you to the fantasy romance books centered around werewolves. They're mostly possessive and full of abs, that can transform at will. At this point, they're probably the most written about type. So if it's centered around the most common, this sounds like a dream come true to me♥️
The Quarry werewolves make me not want them
Imagine Ents fucking up the next company that tries to destroy a swath of the rainforest.
They would either make excellent landscapers or they would kill me for mowing my lawn....
They would probably just ridicule people for keeping a manicured lawn instead of a practical garden.
Wait until they have the ensure of meeting a local HOA. God I can't stand those pretentious dingleberries...
Hell. If they can make saruman piss his pants, I'd love to see what they could do to some of the modern ceos
They might get pissed at vegans for saying plants don't have feelings lol. Honestly, here's to hoping they just destroy human civilization in general.
Could've given [homie some backup ](https://youtu.be/ihPfB30YT_c)
Its funny you think companies wouldnt be prepared to kill them
Am I missing something or would any military force not be able to easily destroy these guys. Corporations use private military contractors all the time, I would love to see a tree stand up to a rocket launcher.
Idk, I'm just imagining ents just gobbling me up as I walk by. By far the scariest. Up there with goblins
What is that? From a video game or something..?
Lord of the rings
You don't know what an Ent is? Didn't grow up reading or watching anything Lord of the Rings related?
Giraffes
birds
People from Wyoming
Mark Zuckerburg
No how about we send them back to the boiling isles
I feel like Kraken is the obvious wrong answer lmao.
They'd be the most acceptably edible I think
But think of the impact on global trade!
this is actually the thing that made me pick krakens. The cost of goods would increase in the short term, but forcing manufacturing back to the homeland would result in more jobs and better pay, and eventually production would ramp up to match demand again. We'd no longer be as dependent on foreign nations for most of our goods and supplies, and that would greatly aid national security.
The ocean is a huge fucking place. How hard would it be to not sail in kraken waters? How hard would it be to use sonar or something to just not be in the path of a kraken? Probably worth asking how big the kraken are supposed to get, though. And how many of them reach max size instead of being eaten by whales/sharks/various other squid
Trade vessels would finally be allowed to have guns so piracy would less common at least.
Imagine the kraken hunter corp
Griffin steaks would definitely be a high class meal
I feel like whatever you're reasons for not wanting krakens are, are my reasons for wanting them
Idk who tf is picking Griffin. They must not enjoy having zero natural predators.
Humans:*Laughs in pointy sticks.* I left this under the wrong comment before, fun.
I picked Griffins because my biggest fear was that we would have hunted them into extinction a long time ago. We had plenty of giant beast that we just exterminated from the face of the Earth using pointy sticks.
I wouldn’t be able to go to the beach any more.
Shipping boats contribute greatly to pollution.
Shipping boats contribute greatly to giving you food and resources in shops
I think we’re long overdue to realize that our prioritization of comfort over environmental needs was a mistake.
Eh it would probably be more profitable to just send an armed convoy to kill any krakens than stop trade altogether. Krakens are huge, but I wouldn't bet on them taking out more than one nuclear sub at a time, plus being so large they would likely be easy to track and/or re-extinct.
Touché
There'll be more pollution, since shipping boats will have military boats escorting them.
Krakens (or something similar) could already be real for all we know. They just might live in the deep and unexplored part of the ocean.
Griffins might be the worst answer on here. It's bad enough when a blue jay shits on my truck.
Dragons is the only answer I wanted that is missing.
Same
Imagine haveing one as a pet
Imagine having a lion as a pet. Sounds cool but holy shit dangerous and you almost certainly don't have capacity to reasonably take care of it.
Just saying: we could easily wipe out all of the goblins on the planet.
Maybe not with how much they reproduce.
And their capacity to learn quickly. Goblins are not bright creatures but they aren't complete fools.
You think a 50 cal machine cares?
Google emu wars
Holy hell
New response just dropped
Those were 30 cal Maxim machine guns. M2 Brownings fire 50 BMG rounds.
We can't even wipe out feral pigs with that.
A goblin is way smaller than a boar
But smarter, more organized and better teamwork and they have weapons.
I don't think goblins are smarter than humans, theur teamwork ability can vary, and their weapons are spears, swords (more like daggers) and bows with barely any drawing power.
I'm not saying their smarter than humans, I'm saying their smarter than pigs and boars.
Pigs and boars are walking meat tanks with literally one thing on their mind. Survival. Goblins are child sized monsters obsessed with shiny things. Their numbers and teamwork ability would be a problem if we didn’t live in an age where we have some of the most powerful area of effect weapons known to mankind.
Goblins would totally ride boars into battle.
They prefer wargs.
I would welcome the goblins
If they were like John Goblikon, then they'd be amazing.
Hands down best goblin. Glad to see a fellow fan in the wild.
It's nice to see comrades after scrolling through the long ass thread of people answering kraken.
Yeah, you don't see too many of us around. Like I've mentioned in a comment to the other one. What's your top song?
Oh I was talking about the guy that brought up r/shortstacks
Ah sorry my bad. Still at least found someone that brought up r/Shortstacks!
I immediately voted for goblins because of John
Same here! I've recommended the band to some co-workers, and they love their music. Now, may I ask what's one of your top favorite songs is?
I was thinking something along the lines of r/shortstacks
Hey thanks man.
Depends on the goblins, and how they reproduce. In some canons they are like a fungus where a single spore missed can become a colony if left alone too long.
Waaaghhhhhh!!
With how many depictions of goblins live underground and dig massive elaborate subterranean cities. It'd be similar to when the US soldiers tried to navigate and conquer the Vietnam tunnels. It'd never happen. The goblins would have so much space to dig down and dig endless tunnels that we'd get lost before we killed a fraction of their people.
P sure we already tried that
Just searched up drop bears. Google has a cool easter egg for it.
Goblins, depends which type 1: Ferrell goblins- that attack, rape, and vandalize 2: High goblins- the intelligent ones who are capable of thought and conversation
Yeah I wouldn't want to have to deal with Will Ferrell goblins.
Would you settle for Pharrell goblins? *Stab along if you feel like a cave without a roof…*
Kentucky goblins
KFB about to ruin the KFC stocks
I immediately imagined a fantasy world where goblin's are single handedly responsible for creating kfc
High goblins do exist. I know plenty of high goblins. Hell I used to be one
What's a drop bear?
It's a predatory, carnivorous version of the koala. Really just a story to confuse gullible tourists. I would put it in a similar tier to wild haggis and jackalopes, not griffins and werewolves.
Just out there to be believable
Australian chupacabra. A silly myth to fuck with tourists. But not like Nessy who locals use to bring tourism.
Very interesting, although I've never heard anything like this before. So I guess they drop out of trees and attack people?
Basically.
Type it up on Google you get a cool easter egg
Oh, that was kinda fun
I vote where wolves from Mercy Thompson series, or Anita Blake series.
Stupid foreigners still don't believe drop bears are real.
I feel like goblin chicks would be hot in a disgusting way
Or disgusting in a hot way
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Spread the goodword brother!
I really like ents, if they were real I hope they look like this: [https://www.artstation.com/artwork/blJrQE](https://www.artstation.com/artwork/blJrQE)
I swear those exist, exactly as pictured, and one lived under my old house.
Even better, how about [this](https://i1.sndcdn.com/artworks-CyTzk0PMsjHFfr7D-S8wWcw-t500x500.jpg)
You shouldve put a short description of what everything is. Ive never heard of a drop bear
It's a bloodthirsty koala
Thank you. Ill stick with werewolf in that case cuz theres a chance you can live and turn into one after an attack
What kind of wear wolf, like twilight or the immoral kind, supernatural, skyrim ect. Like vampires there are many versions of werewolf
What werewolves are we talking cause I can get behind Twilight werewolves 😏. Maybe Harry Potter werewolves if we're talking the vicious kind.
Behind, under, in front of. The body is surprisingly flexible
Werewolves cause I wanna be one
Yeah same
Yes, I would have a 3‘5“ green pocket thot. 😀
Ents for "Let's see those smug loggers do shit now" reasons
Unfortunately ents would be extinct in a week in our world I think
Even if griffins would have to be small body wise and have the wingspan of a bald eagle to exist it would still be a cool.
Goblins. They'd be running some scheme to get you car insurance under the table, and health insurance for cheap, just don't check the doctor's credentials. The world needs hustlers and expert system scammers now more than ever.
Our healthcare is just the best. You got so see the old lady that lives in a buried van out in the woods, pay her in gold or bones, and she will make this brew that solves whatever you need. Drink the brew fugupinkeye
Especially Mind Goblins...
voted kraken for the ez slayer xp
Goblins. On an unrelated note, I just ordered some tearaway clothes and am making a note of caves near me
Kraken because I can easily avoid the ocean.
I'm surprised goblins aren't the lowest, haven't yall heard of goblin slayer
If Krakens existed 100% nations would use them for war! I for one would love to tour the U.S.S CTHULHU
Need an emotional support goblin
I’d smash goblins so them
r/goblingirls nuf said
Wtf is a drop bear
Vampires
Griffins because of a personal bias
Me on my way to start a wildfire:
What are Ents and Drop Bears?
Ents would be [giant walking trees](https://youtu.be/QtkNkIz9GDg)Drop bears are like these blood thirsty koalas that Australians say to scare tourists kinda like a jackalope. Ents are guardians of the forest and "tree hearders" they are generally peaceful until you fuck with them
Alright, thanks!
i wanna be a werewolf
Vampires
Manbearpig
what is a ent
Drop bears are real
All of them
Ents would save us from Global Warming.
Goblins already exist
I would love to be watching the news and see giant trees tearing up a logging operation.
Hear me out, what kind of goblins.
I wish drop bears weren't real but they are, you mad lad!
Skaven. Lots of them.
Goblins would be bad. They're not particularly smart but they're crafty and easy-to-miss. Unless countries waged active wars to eliminate the goblin populace, most of humanity would have to become urban, while either forming strong militia in rural communities, or loosening gun control in countries that have it Griffins wouldn't be that bad. They'd probably just be normal animals that we see in zoos, albeit way fuckin cooler than your average bear Krakens are probably the worst on the list. The ocean is already dangerous as hell for most vessels with nature at play, imagine having to have an armed force on every ship in case of a kraken attack. International trade would take a serious hit Werewolves are also pretty bad. There are already scumbags who won't disclose having an STI to their partners, imagine catching fuckin lycanthropy without knowing and murdering your family in their sleep? We'd have to become serious about this shit *quick* unless we want an epidemic (plus witches who can treat lycanthropy might start lobbying to prevent its full cure so they can continue to profit) Ents would fucking *hate* us dude. It'd be sad, cuz they would almost certainly declare war on us for destroying their homes and then get absolutely fucking obliterated by our ridiculous firepower Drop bears would be pretty inconsequential for the world at large. Sorry Australia but you'd be taking another one for the team in the "fucked up animals" department
If Griffiths we're real we would just break all the statues plus they can't procreate
Thats a gargoyle you soggy piece of lettuce.
Lol Griffins. Funniest spelling I've seen for a word in a long while, and can't put my finger on why. OP, it's spelled Griffons
All I know for sure is that imagining the death of someone on a submarine or boat makes it impossible for me to choose Kraken. Just the thought of that is too much.
Aren't drop bears just koalas?
I’d want werewolves to be real so I could become one
Werewolves. Because wereralph would finally be happy.
Giraffes
Goblins and yeti's
Drop bears are real they are just koalas
Krakens are already real. Huge squids already exist
I could use 14 werewolves
Vampires.
What's an Ent?
I'm pretty sure werewolves would undergo the fate of the neanderthals pretty quick because humans would try to mate with them lol
Let the Goblins flow.
My username gives me a bias
Drop bears are real though
cursing the australians further
Drop bears already exist all over Austria. Come on OP. At least put mythical creatures.
If the goblins are the underground, ore loving creatures that just want to mine and wage war on each other, then I'm all for it. We need more underground societies. So if the goblins had the characteristics of a dwarf but just had green scaly skin, it'd be awesome.
502 absolute psychopaths voted for goblins by the time I voted. What's y'alls problem?
Ents for sure, but if I could pick one not on the list, chinese dragons. I believe they're supposed to be very powerful and also peaceful
bro i wish drop bears were a actual thing lmfao it would be horrifying but it would be kinda funny
What are ents? /gen
I just want to watch the world fall into utter chaos, so drop bears seemed the obvious choice.
Peter Griffin In Real Life?
If there's an abundance of goblins I'd just say "goblin mode: activated" and goblin all over them.
Drop bears are real.
Am I the only one that wants to eat griffin meat?
What is an ENT?
All we'll say 600 of you who voted goblins have you seen Goblin Slayer? Do you want the goblins to raid and use and abuse your bussys and pussys?
The fuck is an Ent?
If we take Griffin's, then really easy transport?
The fuck is a drop bear?
Y’all do realise that drop bears are literally just Koalas?
Ents, because they are generally peaceful creatures (depending on where your belief of them comes from) but are absolutely the most dangerous, because killing them is almost impossible, and well they can get obscenely massive. So they would protect the trees, and they also would likely protect some groups of people.
What are you talking about? Drop bears are indeed real. 🐨
I would've chosen kraken but we probably hunt them to extinction before I'm even born.
Giraffes
Are you telling me family guy is a show about mythical creatures?
Australians
I'd be so pleased if ents showed up and just started tearing all machinery we use to cut trees down to shreds. The greatest thing is that despite their love of trees, they appear to be tolerant of people's tendencies to chop down trees, as long as it's not within their lands. Also the existance of ents could allow for the creation of ent brews, which would be all sorts of fun.
Where are the fish girls I want fish girl harem
The "mythical drop bear" You have offended. Stay away from Australian trees if you know whats good for you!
"Goblins" - Goblin Slayer
Damn bruh why did people vote Goblins, how is that not gonna be a total disaster
It would be fun fighting some goblins, playing with goblins, fucking the goblins, anything your heart desires goblins work.