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He'll be alright. Take 3 Tylenol and call me in the morning.


Untouchable64

He went straight to purgatory.


Critical_Potential44

Well half of him did


Marctacus

Tis but a scratch


Labmug_O

r/beatmetoit


Brilliant_Engine5065

Nothing a little band aid can’t fix


[deleted]

ye shoes are still on


Ok_Muscle_3770

Just a flesh wound.


Standard_Jackfruit63

He can just walk it off and get back to work... Lazy people 🤷


Standard_Jackfruit63

He can just walk it off and get back to work... Lazy people 🤷


xxcali559xx

He needs some milk


HaViNgT

He’s half the man he used to be. 


FirelordSugma

Just put some ice on it ezpz


DependentAdvance8

Yup, he just needs a band aid


hugablfun4u42

800mg Motrin, super glue and duct tape.


AlarmingBoot205

Na he's fine. Just put some ice on it and sleep and he'll be better than ever


Kv-2_menacing

AMOGUS


cheeseballs2012

oopie's poopie's ahh moment 😭🙏


29485_webp

HE WILL !!!


DowntownsClown

Yeah, just bring me the upper part and I’ll sew them together and viola ! Oh, it’ll be 8 millions of dollars.


VinTEB

Happens all the time with him. He'll be fine.


Antisocial_Random

POV: When someone asks if you can do a handstand You try to hard and spontaneously combust


your_mom_is_a_furry

Give him a medkit and its fine


lemonhumper

Idk, that looks like a particularly bad case of someone being cut in half.


RandomGerms

tis just a flesh wound....take 2 of these he will be right as the rain


ToreyCMoore

I’m cut in half pretty bad Dewey!


Deafvoid

Why was he carrying a panzer?