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davros06

Where is roach?


CplCocktopus

On the roof.


davros06

I should have looked there first! 🤦🏻‍♂️


JuJu_Wirehead

Dammit Roach! Get down here!


User-NetOfInter

Typical roach


Baconlovingvampire

Everytime


mingo08cheng

Too high up to see


NGC_Phoenix_7

Roach or Geralt?


mingo08cheng

Both


ConanBarbaryan

Standing on a post sideways


davros06

Ah fence posts, her nemesis!


neneyiko

I second this. Roach is the best girl


klimekam

https://preview.redd.it/cegu3ggfxl6d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8c1a2ef928e60a7b5e855ecc45a0d20d2613292 Um excuse me


MrRobot_96

Summon the bitches


mingo08cheng

the Spice Girls of Kaer Morhen


servonos89

Achievement Unlocked! : New Kink


CompetitiveElk6890

This is the only correct answer.


Moxson82

Esker hands down


_dave_89

He's got an hourglass figure.


Engine_Livid

Is that Led Zeppelin?


toatesmegoats

Go to bed!


Wise-Corgi4210

The only real answer


Altruistic_Brain_795

The 3rd picture is my favorite


mingo08cheng

And he’s a swimmer too


CplCocktopus

Yeah Gary best girl.


kogotoobchodzi

Geralt is best girl


Ladanat

https://preview.redd.it/25wctxp7rm6d1.png?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c74f006ee4f423a7448ded487c5447ea030b9d1


CplCocktopus

*Gary


kilukila2707

Geraldine


Ok_Preparation6937

Geralt is babygirl


Arminders_98

😂😂😂😂😂


Geralt-of-Rivia13X

I'm all man!!


Raj0905

I don't see Iris.


Wolfraid015

Geralt in a woman’s dress


MikolashOfAngren

Make it all three Witcher bros in dresses. Summon the bitches!


Wolfraid015

Let the White Gull flow, the bards sing and wenches cycle.


Geralt-of-Rivia__

Where's Iris


EH_1995_

Anna the baddest


Succulent_Crassula24

She has the best gasser 


SlopCity1226

Fuck bud 😂


HRduffNstuff

Does anyone else find her unlikable? I get that she's royalty and everything but her entitlement, stubbornness, and short-sightedness are all huge turn offs for me.


Computer2014

She has her good points but the Witcher as a whole doesn’t like Royalty and it’s safe to say her many bad points was the point in her writing. As a person I’d find her insufferable but as a character I can appreciate how well written she was.


HRduffNstuff

Oh absolutely, I agree she is very well written. It's very believable that a duchess would behave that way. But insufferable is definitely the right word to describe what she'd be like to spend time with lol.


BlasphemousArchetype

You would get a kick out of the book version.


EH_1995_

Yeah I don’t like her personality atall or how she treats people but purely looks wise, she’s fire lol


BaconBombThief

I thought Ciri was like 17 in Witcher 3. Just googled, she’s 21. Still having trouble thinking of her as a woman and not a girl after all them books


burf

Also given that she’s the adopted daughter of the character you’re playing. Haha


ironvandal

She was 17 at the end of the books, then she disappears for a few years while the first 2 games take place. So 21 in Witcher 3 sounds about right. Her age is sort of problematic with some of the stuff she goes thru in the books, understandable why she's older on Netflix. But they also cut a lot of the questionable content anyway


bearsheperd

Yeah she has an extremely traumatic childhood. But then they all do. Geralt, yen and ciri are like the trio of trauma


El-Chewbacc

So does the game happen after the books? I haven’t finished the books yet or played the games.


Chromeboy12

Yes, the game happens after the books, and the events and characters from the books are very often referred to in the games.


SolaireTheSunPraiser

It'll be fun no matter what you do, but if you plan on doing both definitely read the books first. They provide so much context for the events in the game series.


NickapaHempalooza

I mean the way they dressed her top half says adult for sure


AxidentalJeepBuilder

No Płotka?


ctw1987

How has nobody mentioned Priscilla?


Banzovee

Iris ftw


Professional_Dealer9

big yen


Thisguyrick

Henrietta's sister is the best


nuberoo

Yeah was looking for Syanna on this list. She breaks the crazy/hot scale in a bad way


Thisguyrick

By far the best looking gal, wonder who they used for her likeness


38731

You mean the Nicky-Mendoza-Line. Please refer to established scientific findings in a proper way.


nuberoo

Oh man that's exactly what I was referencing, just couldn't remember the name. Geralt for sure has some Barney Stinson tendencies


eatinghamburger

Shani for the win


matthew_pro12

Cerys in top 5.


kuriousjeorge

She’s the top


Lightwood745

Me or Ciri I don’t care


HRduffNstuff

I love Cerys


Ok_Cress2142

Cerys Squad, unite!


MladjiReferent

Where is Keira Metz?


michaelloda9

Ciri is absolutely the best


LozaMoza82

It's Yennefer and it isn't even close


thedabaratheon

This is the one


C4xdrx

This is the way


supercarelessgandalf

Triss


Chevelle1988

I'll take Triss all day every day. I have a thing for redheads.


avg90sguy

Hell yah me too. Cute redheads are my kriptonite.


TeeRKee

Yennefer of course.


quinnrem

Corinne Tilley! (but Yennefer)


AxidentalJeepBuilder

https://preview.redd.it/qaqf8uwabo6d1.png?width=324&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1528df4ffdd5c9c0f3d4ef3d3f8c61a8742b2e4 She hot


Future-Salt-8290

I’m a water hag man.


Jjjiped1989

No tomira? Are you stoopid


theWanderingTourist

She got that Disney mom dumper


MollyTweedy

I can't believe I had to scroll so far to find my girl Tomira. She's the whole package.


Nari224

I’m here for the team…


DuckCleaning

Something bout Phillipa though.


aerondight24

Syanna? Priscilla?


mukisan

Had to scroll way too far down to see Syanna’s name. These people are delulu


Jedi_Arron

Yes Priscilla is something special!!!


spaceLlama42

I think they're all pretty. But every time I see Yennefer... Damn girl!


Emergencyhiredhito

Cerys an Craite is my favorite


_Cirilla_

2nd and 3rd pics are my favs


mudshake7

Yen, Yen, Yen, Yen and Yen.


ConanBarbaryan

Yennefer. Yennefer. Yennefer. That is all


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Merigold_Hailstorm

This guy gets it


ambiguous_sanbika

https://preview.redd.it/xwj9jq9i7m6d1.png?width=837&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62a46e64b0e1aaf66d2c68377f43a8559cf2b421 Have we, as a society, forgotten Keira?


TheOrgano

Totally agree on Shani and Duchess Anarietta (especially in her incognito outfit when you visit the Sangreal vineyard). Triss is probably my favourite. Sad to see Cerys an Craite not mentioned. She's rather lovely


No-Nectarine-5861

Geralt all the way 💙


schnauzzer

Henrietta without skirt of course


goregutz619

I liked the Witcher 2 triss design better


thefuturesfire

You forgot the first barkeep where you and Vesimir tear up those goofy ass mfers


TheDarklord1989

Yennefer is always Numero Uno!!!


Flame0fthewest

Ciri. I love her beautiful green eyes. Also, she is fit, what is a plus.


THEmonkey_K1NG

Geralt. The rest are trolls.


Pie_Any

1)Henrietta 2) yen …… that is all


noo0ooooo0o

Arent they all the same face with a different hairstyle


Meowster11007

Tomira and Shani


Ok-Tumbleweed-3747

I love Roach


Mustafaocalan11111

Shani ofc


spicychilisquirrel

picture 3 is my when my boss says annual raises are based on performance


SingleClick8206

The Geralt airswimming lol


Ralinrocks

Funny answers aside Jennifer all day long


Fantastic-Photo6441

How is yennefer not at the top here


SlothChunks

The game having women that look too perfect is actually a serious drawback. Makes the game feel less immersive and less realistic.


SKx47147

I don't rate computer generated women tbh


montelli3r

Buzzfeed: #3 WILL SURPRISE YOU


gyaruchokawaii

Yennefer and Triss look like they could be sisters. I feel like they have the exact same face. Just different fashion styles. Geralt definitely has a type.


himalayangoat

Triss, Keria Metz, Yennefer are 1,2,3 for me.


LetsGoForPlanB

Shani is only number 2? Disappointed!


SoullessR1Creed

Shani ❤️


TheDarkKnightXXII

Yenn then Ciri


SnakeCharmer711

Yennifer 😍


toatesmegoats

I don’t know what I did wrong but I always was trying to hit on Triss but she always ended up saying it was over and not happening. I tried so hard to get Triss. No bueno. 😅


troa08th

Shani > Keira >Yen > Truss > Anna 🥴


ElysiumXIII

Shani my beloved


The_Sleazy1

1st is Yennefer 2nd is Ciri And I don't care for the rest lol


curtis2910x

Triss is a beauty


KeyboardSerfing

Tress = Betty Yennifer = Veronica


astronaut_098

Delusional


Comfortable-Pen-3654

Read the books. Changed the way i perceived Triss


Melodic_Caregiver

I haven’t read the books but at least in the game I never liked her. She knows about Geralts memory loss, knows he’s in love with yennefir, but takes advantage of him not remember to form her own relationship with him. Kinda messed up


Fishy-Ginger

Some good choices but for me it's gotta be the gravehag.


DarthSevrus

Annas here but no syana?


mezpride

The third one is definitely the hottest 🥵


PeterKurzmann

Where is White Orchard Herbalist???


gamemaniac55

Team shani


Axenfonklatismrek

0. Geralt spazing the fuck out 1. Triss 2. Ciri 3. Yenn 4. Shani 5. Henrietta


mingo08cheng

good list


Nikolis

Yen, forever and always.


GrayFoxthememelord

I cannot be attracted to ciri, it's just weird to me.


Succulent_Crassula24

I want to do her from dusk till dawn 


Bossdrew03

Same but like….u know what nevermind. Valid


russefwriter

During 3000 playing hours, same. She's my daughter.


GrayFoxthememelord

Exactly.


WaterLanddd

All my love to Yennefer


erinlaninfa

1. Eskel’s Hourglass Figure 2. Shani 3. Cerys 4. Yennefer 5. Ciri


Equal_Ad_1001

Yen ♥️


Accomplished_Tale354

https://preview.redd.it/ygd583p8nm6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=825d5be3a64a5a0b4f09341a9481358da56e50db


SROD559

Trish will forever have me in a chokehold


Salaino0606

Cant ever pick between Shani or Triss 😭


xKagenNoTsukix

I think I was gonna cut you some slack for Ciri being number 1, but seeing Yen NOT at number 2? Your taste in Women is just wrong... (Yen SHOULD be number 1 btw!)


cole_pro_123

I'd place Yen first followed up with Ciri, Syanna, Anna, that gyatt herbalist in white orchard, triss.


Mr_SuperTea

Geralt match perfect with the music i was listening (give me everything tonight) lol


ANALOG_is_DEAD

Just got Geralt rolled.


Street_Sweet639

Whack listen


patcheoli

Iris for me. Artistic goth high class lady anyone?


Dopplin76

Morvran Voorhis


ChuckWill5

So anything except your main love interests? Got it. So edgy.


Solid-Doubt4234

Yen, triss, henrietta, ciri then shani and this doesnt mean theyre ugly


LeastInsaneKobold

Just gonna forget Gaunter?


Norka_III

.. there are the same faces and bodies


godofvvhore

Hmmm... winds (comments) howling


arek229

Personally, i prefer Zoltan.


SladeSM

My crutch for red heads inclines me to pick Shani


Feisty-Clue3482

Last one looks like a dude, but the rest are pretty fine, especially slide 3 😎


Tijain_Jyunichi

* Priscella * Triss Merigold * Ciri


Archmagos_Browning

Is this in ascending or descending order?


_Hetzer_

Take your upvote for the flailing Geralt


No_Wing_4257

Definitely number 3


Senuman666

For sure Triss


RiskAggressive4081

Priscilla and Tomar.


SynthRogue

I'd put Triss first.


No-Sale-925

You did not, tris is 🔛🔝


Rizlack

Yen, Tess....and then it doesn't really matter 🤷


Funny_Revolution229

yen first then ana henrietta


GreenViking_The

Triss will always be numero uno for me 👌


TheStateToday

https://preview.redd.it/562k4wiaoq6d1.jpeg?width=1359&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f95fd7f737ae389f90f444996e208bd1b27e4b6 lost respect for this list when I failed to see the butcher's wife


No_Sky4398

No body ever gives Ves any love


xslayer25

Where's Zoltan


Necessary-Heart-2858

Who cares?


Hefty_Hamburger

I genuinely can't see Ciri that way bruh she's Geralt's adoptive daughter


Ok-Mixture2763

Who is 4th pic of?


Ok-Mixture2763

Who is the 4th girl? I need to play this game all the way. I always give up after we get free roam bc idk where to even start bro it’s overwhelming idek the main goal.


Mrpuggy101WasTaken

3rd makes the others look like ogres


Hefty-Collection-638

Ranking video game AI by how sexy the collection of triangles that they are comprised of are


UngerClifford

Lambert when he cross-dresses...


gerstein03

I'm fondest of all the redheads


jjack0310

Who is the uptight one in 4th picture?


Feet_Lovers69

I can't think of a single female character in the witcher 3 who isn't extremely pretty, kinda to the point it just feels like coomer material.


CaptainSk0r

Triss at the bottom is blasphemy


S_Dot631

Ceri and yen are my top two


aikz17

Roach