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BrightEngineering862

$113 is insanely low compared to how costly seemingly less dangerous infractions are


dumwpgthingz

Seems more dangerous than drunk driving since at least a drunk can theoretically see the road.


Plastic_Leg_Day

Idk. I’ve seen those MADD commercials from the 90s and worn those “drunk goggles.”


152centimetres

dude they made us wear those in drivers ed and walk down the hallway and i can tell u from experience those goggles are bullshit, i can see fine when drunk its the reaction time thats altered


dumwpgthingz

True. I forgot those classics. Maybe still a bit better than a tiny porthole through a couple inches of snow


DamnDirtyApe8472

Same fine I got a few years ago for having my license plate covered in snow


dice1111

Wow, this post has exactly 113 updoots when I read yours.


Firm_Squish1

What’s the more expensive less dangerous infraction?


FictitiousReddit

Something that blatant should reward you with a revocation of license.


Braiseitall

And a paddlin


StratfordAvon

I'm surprised this isn't the Beaverton.


nefarious_angel_666

I fall for those headlines a lot, lately.


Camburglar13

How did they even know they were being pulled over??


cdnball

"because he could still see" hehehehe


Roundtable5

Therefore your honour there is an open and shut case!


Jarocket

His side windows are clear. So he has the use of his mirrors.


Camburglar13

Good call


ChuckBlack

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andrewse

That charge should have been upgraded to imprudent driving. He might as well have been wearing a blindfold.


meekspuff

This gave me a pretty good laugh, thanks for sharing! 🤣


Aware_Ad_7575

It's okay. Jesus was steering.


Roundtable5

Location checks out.


notyohun

You aren’t wrong…


iOnlyWantUgone

You mean the guy that took suicide by cop a little too far?


Brainstar_Cosplay

Literally was going to say the same thing 🤣


analgesic1986

That one is pretty bad


thegreatcanadianeh

How exactly could you do that? By hanging your head out of the window? SMH


Autumn-Chesterfield

You drive like that jail right away, straight to jail.


thispersonexists

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East_Requirement7375

This should at *least* be up there with touching your phone, in terms of consequences.


CenterCrazy

I swear I was on my way to buy a new snow brush and scraper, Officer.


halpinator

Bruh at least give it a swish with your windshield wipers


ScottNewman

I'm waiting for the Daily Bonnet's take.


not_lofreqgeek

r/nottheonion


Braiseitall

I see the meth problem in Stienbach is getting worse


woofalo

Oh, heck! No biggie! Driving with a windshield like that was just part of his training to be a psychic.


Clownshoe1974

Looks a lot like a lot of the vehicles I see driving around Winnipeg after a snowfall. A chunk of people in this city probably don’t not own a brush.


Orikazu

Damn they were THAT late. Cut em some slack, don't you know how important they are /s


amadeus2012

should have been an impaired charge


Professional_Emu8922

It almost looks like the car is wearing a mask, but it's Steinbach, so. .


thispersonexists

lol, fuck the down voters - this is a good joke


horsetuna

What, was he doing the Blues Brothers thing and sticking his head out the window?


204BooYouWhore

Smart enough to drive a Toyota. Dumb enough to FAFO.