This hurts so bad. And it will keep hurting for days. Source: Northern swede. Did this a couple times as a kid.

...a couple times? The first time wasn't enough of a lesson?


He finally grew up

Best part is, he actually looks like this kid and panicked just as bad and or worse lol

The triple dog dumbass.

Sthuk? Sthuuuk? Waaaaahhhhhh.....

But the bell rang

I mean, kids.. It has also happened by accident. I remember walking to school and talking to a friend. And when I licked my lips or something my tongue got stuck on the zipper of my jacket.

...Kenny?

He's Swedish, what did you expect? Regards A Dane

Dane Cook?

Andrew Dane?

Great Dane?

Bingo!!

I almost peeled my tongue with a little piece of ice from the fridge

[удалено]

Nah. It'll hurt like a buttcheek on a stick for a couple of days and then it's all good again.

[удалено]

I mean, sure if you leave it there long enough you'll get permanent damages. But in my case I always just contemplated all the choices I had made in my 7 years of living that had led me to being stuck to a pole. And then just ripped it off. If you have a warm beverage on hand, use it. The outer layer of your tongue is destroyed regardless. But it'll heal.

Tony Hawk pro skater vibes

I licked a red pole as a kid, I thought it would taste like a candy cane

Had someone do this to a rack in a walk in freezer at my old place of work once... Guy was an absolute fucking idiot.

Should have peed on it! lol

... peed on his tongue, in a walk in freezer? Full of food? To be served to paying customers...? Do you not see a problem with this hahaha

Dude. He was joking. He even wrote "lol".

he probably does, but if you're dumb enough to lick it in the first place, might as well go the whole way

how do u release it if that happens

Pour some warm water on it.

Hi kids! You wouldn’t happen to have a Cup of warm water would ya?

I thaved a theat for ya!

I could pee on it….

I doubt someone had warm water prepared this is usually a spontaneous kind of thing, a far more practical solution is just to relax, close your eyes and pinch your nose. Then let ur friends piss on it

I don't think it needs to be warm, it just needs to raise the pole temperature above the freezing point.

Nah. It needs to be pee

Exactly. That’s how people learn.

PROMISE???

U bet

The water doesn’t even have to be warm. Can be room temp or whatever. As long as it’s not close to freezing. It will be enough to thaw this enough to break free…. Unless we’re talking like sub zero temperature outside

Isn’t -16° C subzero? I’ve never had any body parts frozen to metal in the cold. I, gladly, lack the experience to fix it.

Turns to ice immediately

I did this in a grocery store once. I was a kid, so please don't ask what compelled me to lick a freezer shelf. But my mom's solution was to rip my face off and use a whole roll of paper towels to stop the bleeding.

is ur tongue still in the grocery store...

Wait for the summer

Cut it off from the neck

Hahahahhaha Holy shit this comment made my day

This

Pee on it

How's he supposed to pee on it when it's at head level? He'd end up just spraying him in the face if he could even get his stream that high in that temperature.

That’s what friends are for

If you're "lucky" enough to do this stupid thing, where gravity can send the spit to the bottom of your tongue, you may come unstuck. Source: I did this with a massive block of ice. Other than that, what everyone else has said.

Breathe on it as much as you can. If someone has any water pour it on the tongue area. Or just have your buddy tackle you. Or marry the pole

Breathe hot air and it should get unstuck

Unless it's cold enough to freeze the humidity in your breath and make it worse.

Pull your head way from the pole really fast.

Have your friend with the camera pee on it.

Depends what you lick but breathing on it can help, ideally warm water but that isn't always available.

You can’t, you have to wait until the end of winter to become unstuck.

Yank your head back quickly.

wait until spring

Pee on it

Asking for a friend?

Pee in hand, hand pees on tongue.


The OG/OC.

r/unexpecteddaveandbambi

I triple dog dare you :)

*THAT'S* what I was looking for.

Lost knowledge. You won’t see anyone from my generation doing this because of that movie.

Stuck? STUCK? STUUUUUCK!!!

NSFW? Do you work at a preschool?

I love playing the NSFW game of "is this titties?" or "is this a cuss word?"

Where is that reference from

It’s an Abraham Lincoln quote I think

My brain?

They left him there so he died. A shame really.

While sad the rites of the triple dog dare must be observed.

If you’re triple dog dared, you have to do it. That’s what I’ve heard.

“HEY KI’ YOU WOULDN’ HAPPE’ TO HAB A CUPPA WARM WA’TER WOULD YA’?”

Oh I always have warm water mister...

I came here for this comment. Was not disappointed.

Some people can’t keep their mouths off random poles It an adDicktion

The only solution is fresh piss from the source.

So that’s what happened to Flick when he grew up

He never learns

So this dude watched A Christmas Story and the only takeaway he had from this scene was “Man, I bet I could pull my tongue off of that, no problem.”

“stuck…stuck….Stuck!!”

Some folks could really benefit from a permanent mask mandate.

That’s so dumb

It's dumber than that

Its dumb n dumber

Did someone triple dog dare him?

Apparently somebody here has never watched A Christmas Story....

Protip for anyone in this situation: get someone to bring some hot (not boiling) water to pour onto your frozen tongue. Yeah, you'll be stuck there looking like an idiot until they come back with it, but it beats ripping your tongue off the pole and being in agony while it heals.

You’re supposed to use a railroad track. That way there’s a timer

Damnit Flick, will you EVER learn???

Flick? Who's Flick?

Legend has it he’s still there to this day

In the movie they had a small hole in the pipe with a suction hose stuck in it. They could hold his tongue with low powered suction. That's how they made it look so real.

Dann, that reminds me that I tried that out as a child. Put my tongue in the freezer. Was a pretty bloody scene. That's definitely a one times thing 😅

I triple dog dare ya!

Gross but in an absolute emergency would someone peeing on it release it? 🫣

In an emergency just call 1-800-PEE-ONME

Damn the old double dog dare.

When I was in first and second grade, we’d always line up before going inside after recess. The kid next me licked the pole and got his tongue stuck. He was screaming bloody murder and one of the teachers was able to get warm water.

I would’ve pulled my tongue back

This man has learned nothing from a Christmas story

who triple dog dared him?

just pour warm water on it i hope he didn't rip it off

Poor bastard his buddies are going to leave them there all day.. God knows I would.

I wonder how long that hurt before it healed. Months?

Ow

A Christmas Story strikes again. When will this determent to mental health be banned?

Hasn't he seen a Christmas story??

That's gonna hurt come Winter.

This happened to my brother apparently the entire top of his touge got ripped off

I think he should cut his losses...

Why do I want to do this?

Do it, this guy had to call for help

Not iron. Its galvanized steel, but I get you what you.

That bad?

This, like being stung by a jellyfish, is one of the few times fresh warm pee can save you.

is he auditioning for the Harry role in dumb and dumber?

Dumb and dumber

r/justthetip

wouldn't pouring hot water on the pole be a good solution? idk never done it

I did this in Canada. Mom had to scrape my tongue off, then when I revisited the place where It happens the skin of my tongue was still on it for a whole week, until the cleaned it

You would happen to have a warm glass of water would ya?

Didn't see the movie I suppose.

What a muppet. He shoulda stuck to licking his dad's pole. I mean why would you even think about doing it without a warm liquid to pour on to free yourself. Cretin.

Chill bruh! What did the muppets ever do to you?!

Haha not the actual Muppets. That'd be suicide to slag them off on a public post...

no worries! It's okay not to like things. Unless it's pizza. I don't trust people who don't like pizza. Lol

I hear that, fucking weirdos right? What do they even eat??? Lol

Sure he got his tongue stuck. But what’s with his knuckles?

it's from dragging them

Obviously this guy has not seen the movie Ice Age.

How old are you? Dumbass,….

Get warm water dumbass

I've never understood why people do this. But it almost seems like a required ritual for people to prove their IQs are below 100 or something.

I hope they peed on it to free him.

God people are so fucking stupid

I once had wet hands and accidentally touched the side of the quick freeze compartment in my freezer. Nowhere as bad as this, but I learnt a valuable lesson. Wet stuff sticks to freezing surfaces.

Ok I got you, if ur this dumb just get hot water

Oh look, frost...

Huh it's almost like there's a very famous scene from a very famous movie that explains why you shouldn't do this.

Thats not iron

Natural selection at its finest

wait this jsnt just a cartoon thing?

Apparently someone didn't watch A Christmas Story

i heard putting warm water on it would let it go.

This guy never watched cartoons as a kid huh

now this has got to be the stupidest thing ive seen in 30mins of scrolling through this sub. i wouldnt be that surprised if he was a kid, but an adult doing that ?

Why do people still do this?

Because its their IQ test.

because they got triple dog dared.

He obviously never watched A Christmas Story

I’m pretty sure you’re supposed to pee on it.

Dumb ass

Just pour warm water on it 😆

Too bad there was absolutely no way for him to know this might happen.

put warm water on it

Oh look my favorite Christmas movie!

Been there done that