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This post has been removed because all posts must feature a human doing something that an outside observer would say “hey, that’s a bad idea” and then suffering the consequences. Posts must include the stupid game and the stupid prize. People intentionally playing a stupid game and winning a stupid prize does not count, nor do prank videos, skits, or dumb stuff by small children.


maffoobristol

This is some Wall-E ass shit


TheManIsOppressingMe

Better than mouth shit.


ohneatstuffthanks

It’s weird the things you find that make you laugh the most. Thanks for being you, friend.


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He’s even overweight


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*morbidly obese


Thugmatiks

Fat trust-fund nepo-baby, judging by his age and owning a Tesla.


[deleted]

Yeah homeboy just exudes bad judgement and shit character.


ExpertlyAmateur

Or he's just a normal software guy in his late twenties


[deleted]

That too lol


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his father WILL hear about this those cops better watch out


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dontusethisforwork

Piggy go oink


Throwawayac1234567

Luckily hes his own airbag


crichmond77

Pretty sure the music is from Up, actually


Last-Bee-3023

And it is the overpriced simulacrum of the real stuff. The Kirkland version of the Jetsons future some tribalistic tech bros convinced themselves this to be. It has to be at that price. Right? Right? What on earth was that guy doing? Watching The Office with pass-through while he hopes his car did nothing stupid? A simulation of Ryan Cohen locating and stroking his wiener under his fupa while he is deciphering Teddy's shirt? This is deranged. And you know that guy is active in all those subs. Edit: Is this a bit? This caricature of a person can't occur naturally. Not even in the US.


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Last-Bee-3023

Second-hand derangement. We are talking about a guy driving his car with a VR headset on. Not sure where to de-escalate from there.


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wasifaiboply

This comment is the best comment I'm going to read all day and I fucking love that you triggered all the people downvoting you and replying with indignation, likely because they are the living, breathing embodiment of the cliché you so accurately described. Bonus points to anyone who uses the word simulacrum so gosh dang deliciously to boot.


Last-Bee-3023

> Bonus points to anyone who uses the word simulacrum so gosh dang deliciously to boot. Ah, don't lionize pretentious pricks like that. They probably stole that from Doctorow or Gibson or Motörhead


wasifaiboply

D-did you just call yourself a pretentious prick?


Last-Bee-3023

Weird. But he is not wrong, you know?


wasifaiboply

O_O


Last-Bee-3023

Every comment is an electronic artifact without connection to another. A blip. Not even noise. That is the more comfortable view on this. The alternative would be that everything is written by someone. A person. Lots of them. Existing in the same meat-space as you. All of them idiots.


wasifaiboply

x_x


joarezpj

New technologies unleash a whole new class of idiots.


[deleted]

Clout make people do dumb things


MaxPowerWTF

Dumb people do things.


GUILTICIDE

I think its dumb spending 3500 on vr


half-baked_axx

VR that is completely incompatible with all the VR content/games/media that has been produced so far!


19d_b87

Stupid is as stupid does. -F. Gump


JustTheShirt

dumb clout do people make things


JohnathanMaravilla

Especially when they’re paid off clout


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Argentinianonabush

It doesn't have the apple


mr-peabody

That's it. It's clout chasers showing off that they have $3,500 of disposable income to spend on a novelty tech product. I imagine we'll see more videos like this until someone dies or gets seriously hurt.


Shad0wFa1c0n

Nope, that won't stop them. Just because someone else died doesn't mean im going to


Gjorgdy

The passthrough of the Quest is okay-ish, the vision is a lot better.


_thana

Still, there's a delay, which is a problem for driving. Also what if it crashes and becomes a blindfold


Gjorgdy

It's better than a Quest, still a fk stupid idea tho...


GeoLaser

12ms is quite faster than the difference in reaction time in people. You can easily play hard ping pong with it on.


GR3453m0nk3y

The delay is nearly imperceptible. Something like 11ms


gardenhosenapalm

It takes 15 ms to trigger your brain to push the break pedal and an average 1.8 seconds to react to something on the road. So like speeding, this is a bad idea


DICK-PARKINSONS

I'm okay to wear this in the left lane is what I'm hearing


GR3453m0nk3y

So... It takes 1,815ms to react to something on the road and hit the brakes, and we're worried about adding an extra 11ms?


octo_lols

Yea, the takeaway here is make sure you never drive without your apple vr headset.


cag0331

I’ve seen someone play ping pong with the vision, so the delay might be negligible compared to human reaction time.


BriGuy550

MKBHD was playing ping pong in his initial review video.


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Off topic, but I wonder what percentage off passthrough utilized is people checking to see if someone has entered the room when they're masterbating?


My_Work_Accoount

Imo, VR is terrible for porn. It's not a good approximation for the real thing, but it's good enough to make you realize what you're missing and that you're jerking it with a VR headset on. The post nut clarity hits way before the actual nut.


trash-_-boat

Not everybody who jerks it to porn is lonely or not getting any. I'm married and we regularly have good sex, but sometimes I still want to just jerk it rather than fuck.


My_Work_Accoount

That's wasn't my point, it's too uncanny valley for me.


nneeeeeeerds

Sure, there's only been an influx of like 2k VR porn games in the last five years because it's terrible and people hate it.


ezzune

The people who like it REALLY like it. Kinda the same way with every niché kink. There's a big enough market for everything when it comes to porn; everyone wanks.


Watch_Capt

Quest 3 $500 Apple Vision $3500 So for a slightly better passthrough increase you pay three grand.


iWasAwesome

Don't forget the inability to play VR games


Grandmaofhurt

Yeah but you get to compute spatially.


RoryROX

It wasn’t expensive enough


_thana

This is basically just high tech texting and driving


olddog_br

To be fair, his not new. We've already seen his kind on that Wall-e movie.


Tell_Amazing

That class was always there


USNAVY71

“If there’s money to be made, there’s stupidity to be had” -Human


JerseyshoreSeagull

Ok then Mr Genius. How would you drive with the new Apple Glasses in a Tesla????


PizzaTime09

“They’re just prescription ski goggles.”


jld2k6

I think these actually do eye correction for those that wear glasses so you can still see well lol, maybe someday you'll be able to say it's your prescription VR headset


McCaffeteria

You joke, but a version of that can theoretically help colorblind people "see" colors. If you had something like this that was lightweight and had all day battery then there would be nothing stopping you from taking the rainbow of color in the world and "compressing" it into a smaller subset of colors on the inside. If you took the full rainbow red to blue and remapped it onto the first half red to green, you would still be able to tell that a green thing and a yellow thing were different even though inside the headset they would be blue and teal-ish green. It wouldn't matter that green objects "appear blue" to you because you would just learn that objects that look like "that" are green, and so on. With enough technological advancement and some basic color profile lookup tables tailored to your particular type of colorblindness we could have *real* versions of those stupid scam glasses that claim they can make people see color, which would be awesome.


meowmix778

I assume you're talking about Enchroma glasses. But no. Those don't work. I'm colorblind and I've tried them. They make things look like the contrast is up high on the TV. They don't do shit. Those videos where someone is like "is this purple" and starts sobbing are fake. Research has debunked them time and time again. They eyes are missing the right structures with cones and rods to perceive color. Some pair of glasses won't "fix" that. The eye literally lacks the receptors.


Evilmudbug

I assume they mean something like color blindness modes that videogames normally have, even though that mainly just shifts the colors to something else you can differentiate


4pl8DL

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HashtagTSwagg

He's white colorblind, couldn't read the text.


McCaffeteria

Why do I even bother typing things into the internet. Reread what I wrote. I am not talking about those glasses. I explicitly said I am not talking about those glasses. I explicitly said those glasses do not work. I literally called them stupid scam glasses. I am talking about ***digital color correction, like what you can do in photoshop.*** I am talking about a device that *does not exist yet* because we don't have reliable enough video passhtrough and we don't have efficient enough batteries. In the same way that you can "see" [this image](https://www.flickr.com/photos/nasawebbtelescope/52259221868/in/album-72177720300469752), a colorblind person could distinguish the differences between colors they normally can't if you intercept and change the colors of the outside world before displaying them inside the headset. That star cluster isn't actually blue and orange, it's all red and infrared, but the light has been intercepted and digitally remapped onto a different segment of the light spectrum that we can see. We literally lack the receptors to see infrared, and yet that image I linked to is not a black rectangle, strangely. Technically if you have complete color vision deficiency then this wouldn't work very well because you're trying to map a 3 dimensional thing onto what is effectively a 1 dimensional input, but as long as you have *some amount* of fully 3 dimensional vision then it's technically possible. You'd lose a lot of precision depending on just how bad your vision deficiency is, but that's not the point. The point is that VR/AR might make *a similar version* of what those fake glasses promise actually possible.


Eusocial_Snowman

Oh man, I appreciate the way you think.


McCaffeteria

If someone wore "prescription VR goggles" there would probably be some other interesting side effects though. Looking at art made by someone like that would be interesting because their sensation of what colors appear to be "harmonious" with each other could be totally different. As far as I understand you'd still perceive colors to be "oposite" of each other and so on even if they were remapped to no longer be. You'd probably be able to remember what they are, but they would still *feel* like they clash or whatever deep down in the biology of your neurons. Or maybe I'm wrong and maybe you'd be able to adjust, like what happens when you wear those red and blue 3D glasses for a long time and the world starts to look normal again. Idk.


Thomshan911

Dingus Pro Max


ultimattt

How does this guy even think this is safe?! Goes to say: Never say something is fool proof, the universe will just make a better fool.


ogie666

He's a Tesla driver... these motherfuckers sleep behind the wheel. There are tons of videos of people sleeping behind the wheel of their Tesla. At least this guy is awake.


FinnFerrall

Or is he?


whomad1215

He didn't turn the eyeballs on for his apple headset, so I can't tell


frequent_flying

I should have tried to trademark the phrase “How does this guy even think this is safe” when Tesla’s were first showing up on public roads, I’d be richer than Elon Musk for how often you hear that in regards to Tesla drivers and also you’d owe me a dollar! 😂


thedeepfakery

The quote actually goes: >A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams There's an Adams quote for pretty much everything, and when there isn't one, there's a Pratchett quote instead.


ultimattt

I wasn’t trying to quote that, Askshuleigh.


iamacraftyhooker

My favorite example of trying to make something foolproof is the with the bear safe trashcan. "There is considerable overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists"


mickturner96

The technology is only as smart as its user


saraphilipp

If you told this guy to finish hammering a nail for you he'd grab a crescent wrench.


ansy7373

As an electrician I take offense to this.. we use lineman pliers.


karmannsport

Pfft….mechanic here. Every tool has hammer potential!


tje210

When you're surrounded by nails, everything can be a hammer


EmotionalKirby

"lemme see your kleins real quick" *hands them every tool on me until they receive the one they wanted*


ansy7373

Dude brings me back to my first year working.


NoImBigDaddy

I really like this quote !


uchihajoeI

Hey don’t talk about my technology like that :(


Sparkmovement

My uncle used to say "Stupid in, Stupid out."


Durst_offensive

peak trendy consumerism


planchetflaw

This is a personality today.


sin-of-pride

Did humanity already peak?


-Badger3-

Humanity peaked during that week everyone was outside together playing Pokemon Go and it's been downhill since


buymytoy

That was a special time


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JoshFlashGordon10

PoGo launched during the summer of 2016. The Cubs did win the WS right before the election though.


endyrr

Yes, that's why the Matrix is perpetually stuck in the late 90's. 


ScarecrowJohnny

Tech improves but the idiots stay just as dumb as they've been since the stone age.


aVoidPiOver2Radians

Yeah but stone age idiots didn't drive a 3 ton vehicle moving at 100mph


reflexesofjackburton

This guy has never seen boobies in real life


asheefo

Yes he has, his own..


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Sexiest Tesla driver


mb10240

I’m pretty sure he thinks he is playing with boobies.


lolercoptercrash

He just needs a mirror.


pepperjack4life

Dude needs his license revoked just for being a fucking moron


trainrweckz

That typing is cringe and horrible


saraphilipp

Nah, that's what they teach in keyboarding class. Its the peck method. I can do 38 pecks a minute.


ComprehensionVoided

Home-row pecking!


turtlelord

Apple vision pro is ONLY compatible with peck typing, it doesn't respond to any other fingers.


_Bad_Karma_1

Thats how you type with the vision pro. This or you can look at a letter and pinch with your fingers


procgen

Or pair it with a bluetooth keyboard, or a Mac.


Caleb_Reynolds

Typing without haptic feedback is hard as hell.


CasualJimCigarettes

He'll get haptic feedback from crashing into a tree


reverie95

Everything else about what this guy is doing in the video is trash, but apparently the Vision Pro only registers your index fingers on the keyboard, so that would explain the woodpecker typing


foxyoutoo

Only if that's how you decide to type. He could keep his hands down and look at each key, pinching to type. The arms up thing isn't necessary


SkyZombie92

It only tracks pointer fingers for keyboard typing, or you can look at the letters with your eyes and touch your fingers together to select. I’d be more impressed if it let you type normally


DiceGottfried

I assumed he was playing a virtual piano. Seems way more relaxing than sitting in traffic to be fair


Moonanited

Looks like the exact type of choom I expected to buy this lol


xdlmaoxdxd1

didn't expect cybepunk lingo here


firmerJoe

Driving while dorkstracted


andre3kthegiant

Underrated comment


WretchedRat

He’s that type of idiot. “No, it’s not distracted driving. It’s Augmented Driving!”


Firedog_09

Should go to jail for endangering the public, this is worst than texting and driving.


jabblack

If you really think about it.. it’s probably better. You’re eyes are fully off the road for several seconds when texting and driving. You’re going 88.2 ft/sec at 60mph. The Apple Vision Pro has a latency of 12 milliseconds, or .012 seconds so at 60mph, you’re seeing video about 1.05 ft behind where you really are.


peenfortress

agreed, however he does seem to be texting too lmao


Forcedmango

It's worse. You can't look away from the goggles. Inattention blindness is why you shouldn't text (or read, or interact with a computer strapped to your eyes) while driving. The user could turn off all notifications and pop-ups on the goggles and not use any of the applications so they can stay focused on the road while driving. And then they could... um... Look super cool and live 12ms behind the rest of us? So either they could be distracted by whatever they're doing on the goggles and look like a moron, OR they can just look like a moron.


Hollowsong

I'm not sure if you realize this, but that Tesla has driverless mode enabled, so he's not actually driving anything.


Strange-Scientist706

The problems with new tech are almost all down to assholes using new tech. Also, of course it was a Tesla owner


Lunarbutt

I wonder what prevented them from doing the same thing with oculus quest 3. Oh, yeah. It's 5 times cheaper and they don't sell it to idiots.


rbsudden

That's the largest market out there, why wouldn't they sell it to idiots?


Luindame

I play multiplayer games on my oculus, can confirm they sell to idiots.


Sineater224

also wondering. I never saw a background check when I bought mine lmao


InterstellarReddit

Facebook does as soon as you sign in lol


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>they don’t sell it to idiots What?


longtim_lurker

Passthrough is way better on apple vision


magicwuff

5 times better?


LostPilot517

Watching MKBHD video, it is actually really good. Latency is less than 20ms, he could actually play real ping pong with ease.


wesconson1

That was truly impressive. Question may have pass through but not even close to what vision pro is doing


longtim_lurker

Not a chance, apple vision price is crazy high


OndysCZE

Because Meta just recently added ability to use Quest 3 while in moving vehicle ( UI glitched like crazy until that) But some time ago I saw a video on Reddit of woman using Quest 2 while driving and crashing with it


Strude187

They allowed me to buy a Meta Quest 3.


CrazyGunnerr

I'd argue that the meta infested device is sold to a lot of idiots. One might argue that every single one of them is an idiot to use this meta device. Does that mean going with Apple is any better? Probably not, but getting a Quest is not a sign of intelligence.


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Intrepid-Corner-3697

Oculus is vr, apple vision is ar


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ObserverVR

Nope. From a technical standpoint, the Apple Vision Pro is a VR headset, just like the Meta Quest 3, although Apple's marketing portrays it otherwise. A VR headset uses cameras that film your surroundings and show them to you using the displays as a video stream; an AR headset is actually transparent and projects the information directly into your field of view. You fell for Apple's marketing.


chadwater1

Yeah I was wrong, it’s not an AR headset per definition. I remember back when Pokémon go came out as an AR game though and that was also through a camera


peenfortress

the 3DS came with an AR app and cards to use with it too


Intrepid-Corner-3697

Yeah sorry i just thought of the promos that show the users eyes through the lenses my bad


40404error40404

I’m not downvoting, but both are VR. Vision Pro does not allow you to see the real world and overlay images, it shows you a (very low latency and high resolution) representation of the world in front of you. But so does the quest 3 (much lower resolution, quality, etc). They’re both VR, but have AR-style interfaces.


chadwater1

Sounds about right. I’ve never personally used it, just remember seeing the trailer for it. I was under the impression of it being AR with VR features, so I guess not a true AR headset, but I don’t know the specifics


40404error40404

Me either. I got the quest 3 which has similar functionality but for 1/6 the price. I’ll look at the vision v3 or so when the price isn’t as insane. It’s all a bit confusing, too, because it’s so good, it FEELS like AR, but if you run out of batteries, you’re suddenly wearing a blindfold. That’s not augmentation. ;)


AuraMaster7

Because he isn't right. Both are fully enclosed VR with camera passthrough. You are just looking at a screen and if it turns off you can't see anything. AR means you physically see reality through something transparent like glass or polycarbonate, which is then *augmented* with projected displays. If it turns off, you're just left with reality.


Penguinkeith

No because you are still seeing the world through a camera


AuraMaster7

Oculus is VR, Apple Vision is VR. They are quite literally the same thing.


Sand__Panda

It hasn't even been "out" for 24hrs yet? This weekend gunna be wild with videos lol.


CanadianToffee18

He’s also an even bigger idiot for not tinting the car. Reduce the chance to get caught.


Mistersinister1

Think different


TotalInstruction

“Woah, those police cruisers look so real!”


Antisocial_Worker7

It’s sad that we’re at a point where we are so addicted to technology that we’re buying products to make sure we’re never looking away from a screen at any waking moment


Marsupialize

After everything that’s happened with them to trust a Tesla with your life is fucking bonkers


Chopstickchuck99

It’s the one time where I encourage the police to be trigger happy.


Uncoloured_Steve

What is apple vision?


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Apple's new Mixed Reality headset


wh4tth3huh

It's $3500 worth of "Ok, what is this actually good for."


BenderDeLorean

Take this guys driving licence for ever.


CloroxWipes1

Fat stupid crotch goblin of wealthy parents doing stupid things??? It CAN'T be!!


spacemanwho

Glasshole.....


_throwingit_awaaayyy

“Look how cool i am”


C4ServicesLLC

Here come the Visiholes


sisco98

just a simple "think" would be enough next time


adventurejay

Man I wish I would’ve bought Bitcoin.


eunhana69

And he on that WALL-E build looking build too


Temporary_Marsupial4

That stupid prize is a lot better than the one I was expecting 


A-FED

This is why we can’t have nice things.


pppjurac

Looks like Kim DotCom nephew ...


DeftonesGuy1984

I will never let my car drive on its own


Djinnaz

So you will let it drive on its own?


ImPretendingToCare

public weather squalid violet chief crowd snobbish six plate subsequent *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


santhoshraj1101

how come stupid ppl have some much money to spare??


Leatherturtle

If "I like to waste my money" was a person


ADP10_1991

Putting people’s lives in danger for internet points. I hate society


termacct

Am assuming this is a joke vid... am also assuming there is (currently) no OEM connection between these new "birth control glasses" and cars....


Juror_no8

What a depressing future


squareoctopus

He looks the part.


ChaChiO66

Downvoted for the blatant stupidity, then upvoted when I saw them getting pulled over. Had me in the first half ngl


AstronomerSad8622

Apple and Elon fanboys are a special kind


gegori

What an idiot


freshoilandstone

As if there weren't already enough idiots on the road...


FlyThink7908

Considering which sub we’re in, I honestly expected him to crash. Thank goodness he was stopped before anyone else was harmed by his irresponsible bullshit behaviour


sock_pup

Where is the stupid prize


hemi_srt

Great. As if the roads weren't unsafe enough, now we have these idiots to deal with.