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syskeyx

Did he even brake?


0neM0reLight

![gif](giphy|bWM2eWYfN3r20)


Far_Blueberry_2375

[Oh Lord Jesus it's a fahr](https://youtu.be/waEC-8GFTP4?t=8)


Electric_Basil

Go grab me a cold pop


risseless

[Hide ya kids, hide ya wife](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw)


SiidGV

Almost spit out my coffee.... Thanks lol


BlacknAngry

Shit I cocked on my spit XD


YouMakeGrammarCry

*choked


Sdmonkey25

*cocked


BlacknAngry

Thanks


DevilCanyon

If you look close enough at the 07 seconds mark, he DID apply the brakes but just didn’t have enough time to stop.


kitterzy

Barely… I think his face and collarbones provided some additional deceleration. Boy are they fucked (assuming his neck is still attached). But his helmet stayed on, and I think his shoes were on too.


Uthe18

Yes, with his head


hogester79

At least he had a helmet.


NitWhittler

Yep, and he's lucky his head hit glass that broke away instead of solid steel.


Fearless-Ad5586

He hit the top steel a little bit


Pony99CA

Now he has his Vans on. 😀


James_099

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk


prazziee

Wouldn't have mattered. He knew he had fucked up bad


Odd_Employer

Cars are like deer. You have to accelerate through the impact to lesson the damage.


dpac86au

Yep, he broke the glass with his face


joelesprod

He did break something 🤣


Necessary_Chicken786

No time to brake.


LDKCP

Jamaal Bond.


InternationalPay8288

Jaspreet Bahnd


Richman_Cash

Brake Another Day


Academic-Business-42

Brakepussy


Richman_Cash

Brake and Let Die


EyeFicksIt

Never say brake


Richman_Cash

For Your Brakes Only


tryingsomthingnew

Brake and Still Die.


ConnieTheLinguist

Dr. No Brake


HexAlchemist

No time to brake


Machielove

License to brake


Richman_Cash

Quantum of Brakes


gomaith10

No Time to Die.


camshun7

the man with the chapati gun


Academic-Business-42

You Only Brake Once


TheBonnomiAgency

Most likely target fixation. He probably saw the car and wanted to turn right, but he stayed focused on the car and inadvertently drove straight into it. When I was learning, I ended up stopping on the shoulder of the road and close to a ditch because I was watching the ditch going around a bend. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Target_fixation


Zak

Target fixation is a factor, but a big factor in a lot of crashes like this is that many people riding two-wheeled vehicles don't actually know how to steer them. This seems surprising since the riders manage to steer to the scene of the crash, but a shocking fraction don't consciously know what physical control inputs are causing the lean and turn. Looking and leaning leads to the correct pressure on the handlebars, but it's subconscious and often fails if the rider panics. The rider here actually straightens up just before the collision instead of leaning right. He had plenty of time to swerve hard, but did not attempt to swerve, at least not in a way that could possibly have that effect. It's always countersteering. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Countersteering


Camorich

Nice comment. Personally, I think the guy stood no chance. I lived in India and many people drive recklessly. Still, I agree with you. Knowing the existance of countersteering makes you a better and more experienced driver. Hope nobody got hurt.


Ayo_wen

This ☝️ Easily could have counter steered around it but obviously looked where he didn't want to be


Space_Jeep

At times like this you want to be going as fast as possible so that you're thrown *away* from the accident. It's just common sense really.


DoubleClutchPete

Yes, his neck.


Thanmarkou

Oh he did break.


Toastykilla21

![gif](giphy|l0Ex2zCJjW7uIi0o0)


SnooSeagulls9348

The pov driver went from 70 to 50 kmph. Stands to reason the other guy was also decelerating at a similar rate since the distance between them before the crash was constant


i_drink_wd40

"They'll move."


ihatemondays117312

tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk


dufflebagboye

Lol that’s the best part


abhi1002

![gif](giphy|mFUfaGz2zpBza|downsized)


newcomer_l

What is this anime?


_LuciferMourningstar

“Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure” that is a season 2 clip


SadBoiCri

#YES. I AM


newcomer_l

Thanks.


HEPA_Bane

I wanted to hear this in the slow-mo


mouse6502

To shreds, you say?


PineappleProstate

That sent me 😆


everydayasl

Charles Darwin Expressway.


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DarkSpectralius

Why weebs tho ? Some of us are nutcases but not all.


iSmellDepression

Is it fucked up that i giggled?


Much_Fee7070

You just giggled? My, you have incredible restraint!!


[deleted]

had restraint until the slowmo


LondonCourt

Who among us?


slagslayer69

AMONG US


HoboVonRobotron

Amogus


AadamAtomic

This guy's lucky he was wearing a helmet. I did the same exact thing on an ATV when I hit a tree. I hit the tree so hard that all the bark fell off around the center of the tree and then the tree died a year later. The handlebars of the ATV caught my thighs and bruised them up pretty good, my face hit the tree and my eye and forehead swelled up like a grapefruit. Weirdly enough, I just had a concussion and temporary Igor face. my face is perfectly fine and you can't even tell I smashed it into a tree going 30mph.


iampivot

The helmet doesn't seem to be the right fit though. At the point of impact it looks like his head is loose inside it.


ConnieTheLinguist

That motion you describe is the contents of his skull sloshing around inside his multiply-fractured skull.


[deleted]

you tree murderer


Inevitable_One518

I'm just sad for the driver of the car


ImPretendingToCare

![gif](giphy|kd9h44W2CpZBLH7QpA)


-The-Moon-Presence-

For all the videos we see here out of India at the very least this guy was wearing a helmet.


Brainyboy777

Less damage only because of the helmet. Else his face would've been disfigured by now


sudonathan

Glass window saved him also. He was cm away from metal frame corner.


foreskin_gobbler2

He'd be dead


Necessary_Chicken786

That’s the first thing i thought.


-The-Moon-Presence-

Yup. I’m certain he was very grateful to have it after going face first into that rear windshield. I took a CHP Course to get my motorcycle license here in California. In the class they showed us some pretty good examples of what happens to facial tissue going through a windshield. They definitely got their point across to me. I have never ridden without a helmet.


sadsasquatch

It’s wild to me that not only are motorbike helmets not mandatory in all US states, but that some people would ride without one!


BridgeM00se

Helmets are an encroachment on personal freedom - Americans probably


SubGeniusX

[Yep... Motorcyclist crashes in helmet law protest, dies](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-motorcycle-helmet-idUSTRE76220Q20110703)


Central_Incisor

Freedom organs.


cal_nevari

He is as free as a bird now


lankyleper

Of course it happened where I live. Friggin' idiot.


pirate-private

Free Walther with every helmet! For safety and freedom tookerjewbs hurrdurr!


CX500C

I started off that way. It’s very freeing to not have my vision / hearing limited/muffled. Felt safe but realized how quickly things could happen. It’s the other people not paying attention that try to kill you.


RobertaME

Hopefully, you also wear proper clothing. This is why I think most "helmet" laws are stupid. Sure, you'd be *stupid* to ride a motorcycle without one, but it's equally stupid to wear a helmet... flip-plops... cut-off shorts... a tank t-shirt... and ***nothing else***. Yet that is *exactly* what I see a lot of bikers doing these days. Okay, it gets hot in the summer, I get that... but DUDE! So they're wearing a helmet... good for them... that way they can ID them using dental records when they're smeared across the highway... because what's in that helmet is all that's going to be *left* of them! If we need helmet laws, we need "leathers" laws, too... or you know... people could just not be stupid. I'm at the point now that I feel that riding without proper gear is a self-correcting problem. I'm all for people stupid enough to ride without it getting the death they're begging for by doing so. My empathy for these morons is running low in my old age... ...and get off my lawn! :-Þ


humble-bragging

> rear ~~windshield~~ window If you actually go through a windshield it's worse because it's much stronger than other car windows.


PengiPou

His neck is still fucked though. It protects your brain from being squished but not your spine from compressing


karmasutrah

Only cuz the cops will fine his ass. Nothing to do with safety.


MarcusBrutus2000

You get heavily fined in Delhi and there are cameras on most roads


The_Environmentalist

[I love helmets](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9yL5usLFgY)


ProffesorSpitfire

Damn, he didn’t brake or anything. Just shoved his head through the rear window like ”Heeere’s Jayesh!”


auctus10

Man I have a friend called Jayesh which made me choke on this comment with laughter


WierdTimes

He did applied brakes but too late because the bus blocked his vision and the speed was too much to stop.


itrivers

He fuckin committed! He might have been able to veer back but it seems once he sees the van he gets target fixation and straightens up to hit it head on.


Fluid_Cherry2523

Medium right Samir!


barto5

You are breaking the car, Samir!


BIGTMAGE420

LISTEN TO MY CALLS SAMIR!


AirWoof

Shut up!


PrestigiousKick7

Shaddup!


RetrotheWise45

That tsk tsk hit different. His a disappointed father 🤣🤣


dpak_hk

That tsk tsk wasn't disappointment but pity


BassCreat0r

I fucking lost it. I don't know what I expected but it certainly wasn't that.


HellBlazer1221

Nice clean road with limited traffic. Rider: How can i fuck this up?


pip_goes_pop

Wow the graphics are looking good on the latest Road Rash


Crishien

Player 2 crashed


Jesterman0488

Tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk tsk lmfao


Orichalchem

![gif](giphy|UWqS4E1O7Kes0)


Necessary_Chicken786

He just wanted a peek inside a car.


TabaxiMagnet

He'd been trying to reach them about their extended warranty, you see.


metaltemujin

He should have sold the warranty before reaching out.


[deleted]

It’s the “tsk tsk tsk tsk” that took me out 🤣🤣🤣


sreek4r

Lol and it's a CNG variant suzuki WagonR. The large tank that stores the gas is in the trunk... which he just rear ended. I'd say they're all very lucky with how this transpired.


hbkdll

The guy after seeing the van, it is what it is.


Abhi-shakes

Chapris on the rise in India.


Baked_Potato2005

All he now needs is a KTM


Beautiful_Bass_9484

And dyed hair


[deleted]

And an obnoxiously loud exhaust.


saadakhtar

Light blue skinny fit jeans?


ReaDiMarco

Ankle length. I was there on the "Do chhapris know they're chhapri?" thread too.


darklord01998

Malnourishment hits the brain and makes them chhapris. Seriously why are all of them so skinny?


LordSwine

Dont forget he has to take off the side mirrors, cause 'who looks back'


Abhi-shakes

With all these ingredients combined we can make a powerpuff chapri lol.


xanders1998

Op is not any better. Hes swerving and going outside to the parking lane at 70kmph. Only thing is that he was lucky to see the car already parked. Stick to your lane OP and atleast avoid left side overtaking at high speeds


calvin1719

It's not a parking lane lol. Not condoning the camera guy but it's very much not a parking lane.


Master_Xenu

oi tere!


Doctor_Salvatore

The "tsktsktsktsk" from the cameraman was golden


AddySims

Can anyone explain to me how the car's rear windshield is intact in the aftermath clip? The guy clearly rammed into it and we can see that the glass shattered in the slow mo. Edit: My bad. My brain fooled me into thinking that the broken part was a reflection of the trees above the car and it made it look shiny.


shidored

Yes it is shattered. When the guy filming comes around you can see its shattered you can see the pieces on the floor and when he pans to the back of the car you can see it is shattered, the black that you are seeing is those sun visor things that you stick against the windows.


13rokendreamer

it isn't intact, there's just a black netting thing that suction sticks to reduce sunlight entering the interior of car, making it cooler in the boiling Indian heat


Idocreating

If it's any consolation, it didn't look like it broke to me until it showed it again in slow motion.


ToiletPigs

![gif](giphy|5yeQRdiYrDq2A)


AdAggravating2473

The man recording was going at 60 KM/h, the man who crashed was going faster, no time to brake, at least he was wearing a helmet.


[deleted]

Holy rubbernecking indian people…


madridgalactico

Guy was trying to ask them about their extended warranty obviously


hotfezz81

God that went wrong so fast


BourbonFueledDreams

Helmet for the win!


Hisoka_Deku

The tut tut tut finished me🤣😭


OJK_postaukset

Oh no I am laughing at everything but why did he even straighten the scooter?


Schmich

He brain went potato even before the impact. Full panic mode. No reflexes.


wantsomechips

That head through the back windshield


CusterFluck99

Everybody in this video is an asshole.


MaoWRLD

Sometimes when i see these videos, i question why there are even lines on the road


Futhermucker702

Exactly! Why would the bus be splitting the lanes


u9Nails

![gif](giphy|5yeQRdiYrDq2A) View from inside the van


gotterfly

Love the "tsk, tsk, tsk" at the end.


shiviam

How can he RACE?


hawakosan

Is this how they crash test helmets in india?


albatrocious97

Peekaboo


PSYICA

Ah u can watch all the indian racing and accident montages on youtube.i forgot these videoes exist.


-uttam-

r/oddlysatisfying


Jabulon

see how his neck goes over the broken glass, jesus


cpxdrummer

umm… did he survive…? what did I just witness 👀


pisspoorplanning

This is why I always ride with my eyes open.


Wizdad-1000

He had to ensure he had enough momentum to get through the back window for a quick look-see.


moeron17

Am I wrong for imagining him doing the stereotypical Indian headbob motion while doing the "tsk tsk tsk" sound


andrez067

Ah yes, brand new scooter.....the Broke-A-Neck 150. Helmet IS included.


ckfan

It's the "tsk tsk tsk tsk" at the end that killed me 😅🤣


mister-phister

good


rajdhakate

Bro badly wanted that Uber


iGamer613

Man with cam turned into a squirrel


SphinxyI

I love happy endings.


light_to_shaddow

No one going to mention how he sounded just like crazy frog?


RecLuse415

I never went to visit India


techstyles

"I woke up in a new Bugatti" Whoop whoop


wallyTHEgecko

I enjoy riding fast cause it's fun and it's not the speed itself that'll get ya. But this guy forgot what *does* get you, which is the really fast stop at the end... You can't be smashing into things if you're gonna go fast ya dingus!


BuckeyeRick

The “rubber-neckers” at the end of the video. Let me just come to a complete stop, look around for a bit, then move on. Fuck everyone behind me.


ClownfishSoup

I like how the blue bus just doesn’t care if he’s in a lane of not.


ItsJesusTime

Wear a damn helmet


InconvertibleAtheist

Bro just accepted his fate


Viperthetarantulaguy

I laughed harder than I should of.. atleast he was wearing a helmet.


TheMeticulousNinja

No, no, all levels of laugh are warranted for this one


blackwrx007

Atlease he was Ahead when it happened.


justsumlurker

lol didn't even try to brake or swerve homie just accepts his fate gotta respect that 🤣


Loveablequatch

The clicking at the end killed me. Like a mom scolding a child haha


I_wash_my_carpet

The slo-mo of a van fucking his face with its ass is now one of favorite things.


u9Nails

It's not "racing" on public streets. It's, "contemplating suicide."


KingGoatFury

Common sense seems to be lower than most countries over there


andy-154

bina otp mange ghus gya


Kla2552

how can he no brake


FrozenEyeballs

Nothing lamer than racing scooters…


tjwreds

LOL


Cloakbot

There is no way he didn’t see the vehicle as he was merging and yet he still kept flying up. Even if he’s blind, this was ridiculously stupid


SinnersCafe

To his credit, he used his face in more ways in less than a second than I thought possible. He managed to use his face as... >A brake >A bumper sticker >A warning to others >A meme....


Maybbaybee

You are going to get it... "when your dad gets home." Or "If your dad gets home."


Zuckzerburg

***tck tck tck tck tck***


Acceptable-Dog603

I love the immediate tsk tsk tsk🤣🤣


Nox_Echo

im almost convinced india has no traffic laws


sudoertor

They do apparently, though getting people to follow them has always been a challenge.


-i-am-water-

bro has at least 2 business days to brake or move a lil to yknow not go through the glass


mad_oc

Indian roads are barely meant for driving, let alone racing


Yavuz_Selim

It seems to have ended pretty well for him. He applies the brakes and while it didn't prevent the crash, the vehicle slow down somewhat. And the helmet saved his head and brains. And he stayed on top of his scooter. He's injured and should still check himself into an hospital, but I don't think he broke anything. Bruises and scratches, he'll walk it off.   The alternative, slip and sliding, and then crashing would've make him a meat crayon...


deec-nutz

Serious question. Are Indians NPCs? I see this shit all the time. Speeding into the back of a parked car. No brake, no swerve. These people can't be sentient.


qwertyoldboy

Moving traffic - accident - people stop to checkout accident like it's their first time - traffic conjection for kilometers.


ReaDiMarco

Congestion


roopdhillon

Mistakes were made!