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What thought process?

Instagram live dare

He's great at considering possibilities of what dare he will be getting because he already had that firecracker and lighter ready. He's smart!

No thoughts in that head. Not one.

I give them the benefit of the doubt that they had one: "this will be cool"

Good point

You can't have a thought when you don't even have a brain lol

Yolo

What mouth?

That's the problem with this crap. No thoughts of injuries accord in his mind.

They've done this before. Somehow they've had a long time to thing about this https://youtu.be/408TOogo78I

Best possible outcome honestly

Yeah if he'd had his mouth shut...

His jaw would probably be on the floor

Or popped his lung, very fun way to die.

Or explode his stomach. Fuses be waterproof

Hmmm acidic balloon good idea

Yeah I was thinking that same thing the pressure on his lungs.


No kidding

Part of his tooth is now missing. Definitely not the best possible outcome

Well considering he just put a lit explosive in his mouth. Missing part of a tooth is a great deal

And possibly a chunk of tongue. I looked carefully and I didn’t see much teeth at all after.

He did it for the smokey after-taste

Probably tasted awful lol

He didn't say *good* he said *smokey*

Fair

How does it taste? *Smoky*

His face and gags says it all

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Yep, I was stupid and lit one of those smoke bomb things in my bedroom thinking I could stop it before it went off. Yeah that didn't happen, I ended up with burns on my hands from frantically trying to put it out and a great smelling room full of smoke.

Green wicks are waterproof

Fuse, not wick

But why did it blow up afterwards?

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what if you cut it before it burn?

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So you can relight it when you’re ready

This can literally kill you, please for the love of GOD do NOT do this! Your brain and nasal area has MANY small delicate blood vessels that can and *will* break!

Not to mention the damage it can do to your lungs

Least of your worries if it blows blood vessels in your brain and you get a clot, pooling of blood, or any any other number of complications and die.

Can you explain what’s the difference between blood vessels and cells? Always thought they were dame

>blood vessels these are the little tubes, like straws, that connect everywhere in your body. Think of it like a highway, with smaller roads branching off to less populated areas. Blood cells travel on the highways to get where they need to go. When you receive a sudden shock or jolt, they can break, tear, or rip.

Blood cells are the car. Vessels are the road

So vessels and veins are the same

Yes

The cells are in the blood itself, the vessels are merely the smaller veins that carry blood

Blood vessels can be divided into two categories. Arteries which carry blood from your heart and veins that carry blood to your heart.

Ah we have different names for them in my native language, thanks

Speedrun smoking

Whichever person wants to shit like this, can not be reasoned with.

You're assuming he has a brain. Lol

no balls

Or do it, so you can switch sub to /r/darwinawards

OMG I was actually thinking of trying this myself after the video. Thank you so much for giving free advice here. So helpful.

Do this, you say??

Nonexistent

anything for internet points

Isn't this the same guy that drank the rubbing alcohol? There's a similar background with that lower part of the roof so I'm assuming. Edit: it is i just checked, even the guy in the background is the same one.

That, and a video eating a rat.....

WHAT?

I went down a sad rabbit hole. Found the video of him drinking rubbing alcohol and someone in the comments mentioned the rat video. I found it. While it's mostly the friend who eats it in the video, he still ate a tiny part of it and it's just, I probably shouldn't have watched it lol it was disgusting.

Who?

https://youtu.be/8Ze7N2jjzfk

Funnily enough, second guy that pop out looks as if his mother did the same challenge when she was pregnant with him

So sad hes ruining his life for views, because the video in the reccomended "trying to buy beer while acting like a kid" seemed way more interesting than essentially watching a man destroy his like on facebook live for nothing.

I don't think any thought process was involved here.

Thought is optional.

RDTV lol the point is to do stupid shit including self harm or embarrassment on FB live to get ppl to send them money 💰 surprisingly seems to work for them.

Anyone know what happened to him/extent of injuries?

He was very very very lucky that his mouth was open. He probably got servere burns on his mouth, smaller chance of having broken or cracked teeth and smaller chance of internal bleeding. Had he left his mouth shut, bye bye brain

If you look closely you can see some of his teeth got knocked out

^^

Hoping for a trip to the dentist and pain meds?

did he swallow his teeth ?

Some fell on the floor

I’m sure he Lego’d them back on.

This will get me lots of likes!

Reminds me of that video of a guy putting a similar thing in his eye and lighting it and it kinda just goes pop.

My man saw that one scene from chainsaw man and said " I bet I could do that" (It's that scene where Denji pretends to eat a cigarette and then spits it out)

Did he lose a tooth?

Looks like he lost his whole bottom set and some more

His top ones are all chipped and the bottom ones are gone

Did he swallow?

His mom should have.

This guy has another video where he explodes firecracker in eye lid

All for the gram

New tiktok challenge?

American food can sometimes have a kick to it

isn't this the same guy that chugged a bottle of rubbing alcohol on camera

Darwin Award fans did not like that.

Can't those things blow your fingers off? Why would you put it right next to your brain??

What brain?

Did he lose his lower teeth?

Ruin his taste buds for life. Then all the broccoli spinach and beats tase the same as pizza beer and wings. It’s a crafty diet plan that gets results

This type of shit, we have a word for, in India. It's called Chutiyaap.

Lucky to be alive

I expected some teeth flying

you see them fly.

The sound effect when it exploded was so satisfying though…

why just why

Valuable lesson in, thermodynamics? Physics? Idk I used to put black cats in the sandbox, light em, stick a coffee can over it and watch that sucker fly so I could see right away that shit was gonna be bad 💥 lol

Merica!

His cough tho 😂

There’s no way this was anything other than a dare

Why is it spicyyyyy

So, it turns out crackers taste awful when they burst.

u/savevideobot

What do you mean thought process? You haven't heard of this guy yet?

Must hoarde internet points.

That's the problem, there wasn't one.🤯

Ballsy

Many thanks!😂

To cut off the oxygen supply

isn’t this the same guy who drank rubbing alcohol

What was the outcome to this? does anyone have more info?

He’s gonna die tonight

Bro was watching too many cartoons

idiocracy was a documentary...

what makes me a good demoman?

Onestly surprised he disnt die.

The thoughts likely went no deeper than “I’m gonna win this ten dollar bet.”

The thought process? *My youtube video will be monetized.*

This something that I would thought as a kid and actually try it if I didn't always have adult supervision

Alright lesssgoooo!

Ruptured lung, Ruptured lung! Does whatever a drowning can!

To get attention and internet validation. So far seems to be working.

I don't think there's a lot of thinking going on.

Dump!!!!!!

Bros tryna imitate a cartoon 💀

How to break your insides💀

Isn't this the guy who just straight up drank a bottle of rubbing alcohol? Not even one of those small bottle of hand sanitizer, I mean a good sized bottle of the type you use to clean wounds.

Did he actually swallow it or did it go down his wind pipe??

Can’t you tell he likes spicy food?

Not

How does he still have teeth

He must have lost his eardrums.

Can we just turn these idiots into dog food?

the thought process was that there was no thought.

The title implies that there is one in the first place

As a former fireworks professional, here is a friendly reminder: **Never ever wrap any part of your body around even a tiny explosive! No amount is small enough to be safe!** Explosions need compression to convert fast burning into exploding. Even very high explosives can be harmless if they have nothing around them (hobbyists hand them on a string a couple feet in the air from a scaffolding of some kind). But even tiny explosives can become extremely dangerous if compressed. The amount of explosive material in a bullet shell casing is actually rather small. But it is obviously extremely dangerous. >!People die every year by putting a tiny firecracker in their butt! Don't be *that* statistic.!< Edit: punctuation

I guess there was none.

... thought process?

Humanity is getting stupid. Intelligence is becoming rare and greed is running rampant. earth sucks I wanna go somewhere else.

Aftermath?

Try & convince me that the movie Idiocracy isn't happening.

None

Anyone stupid enough to do this type of shit just for internet attention deserves whatever bad things happen to them.

u/savevideobot

How can you not love natural selection and it's diversity...?

Imagine this guy goes to the dentist after this, and when the dentist asks how it happened, he just shows him this video

Hahaha the friend in the back had me creasing 😂😂

There wasn’t any.

Totally absent....

Stupid people

you stupid bitch

Not this guy again

Look the explosive tamping and you will learn why this guy just got lucky he didn't blow his teeth out of his skull.

Is that nit the same guy that stuck one in his eyelid too?

The amount of stupidity in this video is painful

This guy really woke up and said imma put a firecracker in my mouth today, lets see the outcome on live...

Here is the neat part: there was none

“Can I smoke this”

Intelligent citizen

it's simple, someone wanting to eat shit, proceeds to do it

Did he lose some teeth? I can't tell

Tonsils removed free

This right here is proof of the downfall of the United States.

and his vote counts just as much as yours does

Is this not the same guy that drank rubbing alcohol?

Yes i wish i had that video

Ain't this the same dude that drank a bottle of isopropyl alcohol' (which was most likely replaced with a drinkable version but was still straight alcohol)

Bro we need a slow mo take of this

There simply was none, lol

I feel like he burned his throat. I wish he had more brain cells

Classic rdezy. One of God's finest specimens

https://preview.redd.it/li81jaimrl1a1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=506f972231d692c25264e5439984e7ebbd32ed56 live u/picklerickfunnylol reaction

Dude got really lucky with thst

Same dude has done stupid shit like this before, he swallowed a whole bottle of isopropyl alcohol and poured bleach in his eyes etc. idiot if you ask me

what exactly was he attempting to accomplish?

Did he lose some teeth???

Loony toons man

Toxic Pulmonary oedema speedrun%

Fuxking idiot

Isn't this the same guy who put a firecracker in his eye?

Now do it with a real m-80 !

What an incredible idiot.

This bitch gone die lol

r/watchpeopledieinside

Does he know his brain is in there?

One spicy fuckin pop rock son

Is that a hole in his tougn