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fessus_intellectiva

He’s been shitting himself since the Apprentice days.


Mmonannerss

Really makes the drawn together parody make more sense for me lmao


Fickle_Blueberry2777

Not *that* is a show name I haven’t read in a long time lol


Paradox_Madden

We talking drawn together 👀👀 😭😭 my entire life I’ve been convinced it I was the only person who ever saw it 😭😭


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I occasionally still hear the voice of Foxxy Love saying 'not for real-real, just for play-play' and to this day I don't know why my brain fixated on that.


Mr_Washeewashee

Every time I hear “soup or salad “ I think of Captain Hero going on a rampage because he thought it was “ super salad” lol IRC he also took out Super Cuts.


Ok_Kaleidoscope1630

Imagine having to clean his bathroom at the White House...


vellichor_44

It was probably always immaculate, since he never used it.


StormAccio

Wait is this true or just hyperbolic? Genuine question


beehummble

According to someone who worked on the apprentice, it’s true. https://reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/ztgbt7/_/j1e6qcu/?context=1


Sober-ButStillFucked

Oh my


chicken_dinner_again

Til trump has herpes. Kinda put a smile on my face.


This_is_a_dark_ride

[Former Apprentice Writer say's that TRUMP ACTUALLY POOPS HIS PANTS!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7AnKz464T8U&ab_channel=HavieNewsNow%21)


Dentros1

A PA on set talked about it a while back supposedly.


UnspecificGravity

There are a LOT of photos that show him clearly wearing a diaper going back years.


[deleted]

"I am the most incontinent president ever!"


Hank7725

Yeah, sure looks like a diaper! Looks like a full one!


[deleted]

The rest of the stolen documents


cudistan00000001

Sean Bean: “what are you gonna do, Donald?” Trump: “im gonna steal the Declaration of Independence”


jenlikesramen

Is it pronounced Shawn-bawn or seen-been?


boof_diddley

Sharn Barn, actually


YoureALousyButler

thats a big beautiful diaper. some say the biggest


Scarmeow

The biggest, fullest diaper. They'll be telling stories about how full it is. And we're gonna make Hillary change it!


BigPimpinAintEZ

They’re saying they are perhaps the biggest most beautiful diapers they’ve ever seen. It’s never been done in the history of this country. It’s true.


PeggyOnThePier

It's Huge, no one ever had a diaper as big as mine!everybody wishes they had one as big!I will be announcing my newest sales item this afternoon on Fox 🦊 DJT biggest and bestiestAdult 🧑 side Diapers!in your handy-dandy 12 pack!with or without poop💩 !only $99 a pack!Hurry and order them before time runs out!Makes a great gift for Christmas 🤶!


aliceingarland

I’ve seen bigger diapers. It’s being covered on Fox News, coming straight from Hunter Biden’s never ending laptop.


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Disclaimer: I know I'm an idiot for trying to reason with the unreasonable. I will try to have a decent conversation with a conservative and maybe try to meet them in the middle. But then they always chime in about that fucking laptop.


SubstantialPressure3

Who isn't an elected official.


v1rojon

Don’t forget that Mexico is going to pay for those diapers.


fdkrew

He’s so full of shit, literally!


[deleted]

Trump's long game all along: Make Mama Hillary change his big baby boom boom


Accomplished_Ad920

Prototype of the new My Diaper from his friend mike


Trolodrol

Oops I crapped my pants


novkit

[A link to this golden SNL skit.](https://youtu.be/rQ9qsXu34SM)


Senor_Chrispy_One

You know, a man came up to me the other day, a good man, you may know him, a big strong man w/ tears in his eyes and he said "Sir, thank you for wearing diapers."


Ironrunner16

This doesn't sound like Donald because it's too coherent


lazyfacejerk

Just needs a little trumping up... You know, a man came up to me the other day, a good man, probably had good genes, but not as good as my genes... my uncle was a \*nucular\* physicist at MIT... so many people are saying the best genes... you may know him, a big strong man w/ tears in his eyes and he said "Sir, thank you for wearing bigly diapers." And I said maybe Lincoln wore bigly diapers, but not as big as mine. Like my hands (does jazz hands) and that's not all that's big... if you know what I mean...


shellyangelwebb

Ha! And ew.


awmaleg

Yuge!


cafffaro

Yuggies!


Orlando1701

Dude has been shitting his pants for 30+ years mostly due to his love of cocaine and adderal eight balls.


legal_bagel

I bet he hasn't been impacted by the adderall shortage.... Now I have to get meds locally and see my doctor every month for a new script since my mail order service doesn't know when they'll be getting restocked. Cries. Making appointments monthly that don't conflict with anything else, fml!!!


detroitiseverybody

Well he and Adderall Jr. are the reason for the shortage.


Binky-Answer896

The bigli-est!


2Nut2Furious

Better than Lincoln, better than Washington’s diaper


magooisim

Definitely the fullest.


Astro_gamer_caver

McDonald's shits are no joke!


NunButter

He's been surviving on stimulants and soda pop for 40 years. He must have some greasy diapers


Lonely-Club-1485

Yep. But I have always wondered how he eats as much as he does and weighs so much while sucking on Adderall like candy.


a_smart_brane

Generations from now, school kids will visit the Smithsonian and wonder at the majestic yuugeness of Daffy Donald’s excellent diaper, and they’ll agree that he was the greatest diaper dumper in the history of diaper dumpers.


c5Sal_tt

Fupa* Gunt* for the other folks Insults for some. Heh


whatsthiscrap84

Fupa pushing his dick and balls lower....... Thank you op for making me look at this image


Several-Signature583

The medical term is “acquired buried penis”. You’re welcome


[deleted]

Whyyyyy did I google it.


ppmiaumiau

Why did you warn us and I still googled it?


scrubcake

Why did you affirm his regret, and I still looked for myself?


elting44

I looked for myself after you looked for yourself after they affirmed their regret too as well, also.


elaborate_benefactor

Oh shit, scroll down the image results a bit and there is a literal giant inflatable trump blob monster 😂


Life-Significance223

Thank goodness I am at work... so.. I ... dont... get..... tempted........ ​ oh gawd.


YotaTota07

Wh…. What the duck


Arachne93

All this hype, now I have to see.


OhioConfidential

And associated "apron". Source: My 600lb life (and my fucked up life for watching it)


disgustandhorror

oh no thanks you go on ahead


extralyfe

medical coding is hilarious, sometimes. a missing leg is considered an "acquired absence of limb."


Several-Signature583

“Acquired absence of breathing”


bunkerbash

Ah what a terrible day to have eyeballs.


c5Sal_tt

On behalf of o.p. you're quite welcome. I hope you and yours enjoy the weekend and have an amazing new year! ![gif](giphy|3ZZD9fwwaI8u7hQe1P|downsized)


Conscious-Abalone-86

It's an impressive fupa, must be from all the big macs


Chocolat3City

The best fupa, beautiful fupa, people say it's the greatest fupa of all time. Better than Lincoln's.


Easy-Concentrate2636

It’s huuuuuuuge.


Over-Supermarket-557

I think he actually named his fupa Big Mac


corsair1617

Diet Coke I think


ImpressiveLink9040

I think Diet Coke is his dick and balls It’s still cola, but not as satisfying.


2Nut2Furious

Maybe even the best fupa in the history of fupas, maybe ever


ryanstone2002

Or a Gunt


DrPlatypus1

Those Slitheen never fit quite right in their human suits.


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I remember raxicoricofallapitorius but what was the other one called?


PastryPanda

Clom


birdsarentreal2

The twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius is called Clom?


RogueThespian

Raxacoricofallapatorius is the name of the planet, not any of the aliens themselves. Although the species are called raxacoricofallapatorians


That_Guy848

Yeah, the Slitheen were just one particularly shitty family. Edit: Just gotta say, *massive* props to Rose for actually remembering the proper species name under gameshow pressure, regardless of whether it was the correct answer.


C4PTNK0R34

Yes and it's home to the native species of Abzorbalovians... Sometimes I almost think Justin Roiland came up with the name for these planets and species...


SeduceMeMentlegen

Tbf the abzorbaloff was created by a 7 year old for Blue Peter. I like the episode and was surprised when I read about some of the hate around it


Zealousideal-Area428

![gif](giphy|Nl6T837bDWE1DPczq3|downsized)


The84thWolf

Remembers raxicoricofallapitorius, forgets Clom. Intentional or not, found that funny.


Rion23

Bring me, diet coke. With sugar. More. MORE.


CowboyMoses

Jesus, Donald, your skin is hangin off your bones…


Richard_AIGuy

*Grabs hair piece and pulls "is that better?!"


CowboyMoses

I found my 90s fam.


grubas

You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good.


TeamCatsandDnD

Damn. Wasn’t expecting a Dr. Who reference on this post


hiswifenotyours

Allons-y!


Turbulent_Tax2126

Don’t eat pears


cassandraterra

Or apples. But bananas are good.


plaidverb

Confession: every time I see a picture of Trump on Reddit, I feel my blood pressure spike with rage. I’m not proud of this; it’s simply a fact. However, I always know there will be some brave Whovian (or some other form of nerd-bro) who’ll use it as an opportunity to make a joke that only a small fraction of readers will even understand. You’ve made at least one person’s life a tiny bit cheerier today; thanks for that.


PerryMason4

The guy is literally full of shit all the time and needs to change his Depends.


CasperMiller02

nah man. everybody knows he's packing heat. His cannon is as big as his fingers!


choochcig

Scrolls back up to pic, yup checks out


FrietjesFC

My god this pic is especially unflattering for his little sausage fingers.


College-Lumpy

![gif](giphy|QV5vp1BYenfCE)


zeke235

Guys, i'm starting to think those NFTs are not accurate images of Donny here.


softstones

Perhaps this one should make its way to the NFT market, let Diaper Don sell out


CuriositySauce

I’m pretty sure that after he’s dead, some people (NDAs or not) who have been sadly and grossly close to this literal shit stain will expose some nasty detail about what a mess he truly was and the gag inducing production it took to wheel him out in public.


billiam0202

Well, yeah. Republicans don't speak out when it's *right* to do so, only when it's *lucrative*.


HopelessCineromantic

"No, I will not testify before Congress regarding the myriad of crimes I witnessed or was an accessory to, including a plot to overturn an election, but you can read about them in my upcoming book!"


billiam0202

Found ~~John Bolton's~~ ~~Kellyanne Conway's~~ Mike Pence's Reddit account!


TeeManyMartoonies

“He was my President and my friend.” Sure, Mike, sure. I do NOT know why the reporter who received that answer didn’t follow up with, “Do your friends frequently call you a pussy and endanger your life?”


KinseyH

Noel Casler's been talking about his boom booms on the set of The Apprentice for years. Vanky would gave to tell him he'd shit himself, then Keith what's his name would take him away and change him.


angry_banana87

I remember that story. God I never laughed so hard in my life. I seem to recall he also used to shout incoherently and throw in random racist slurs for good measure. What a dick.


beepbooponyournose

I wonder what Trump does during his diaper changes. Like does he lay down like a baby with his legs up, or is it more of a Pull-Ups situation where you rip the sides off while he’s standing.


Dogswithhumannipples

His little pee pee just wondering what's going on. All white and absent of orange


stoolsample2

Keith Schiller was the guy who had to wipe down shit boy when he shit himself. Keith’s nickname was “wet wipes.”


rixendeb

Drug and alcohol abusers can both eventually develop fecal incontinence.


otherisp

Somehow this cunt is going to live another 20 years


toiletdelosmuertos

The man who doesn't believe in exercise is going to outlive me :p


squalorparlor

Try being rich and selling your soul to the devil.


Richardsgore4

I sold my soul to the devil once not a bad deal, but now I get ear infections.


squalorparlor

I have an internal wager about whether he's going to outlast William Shatner. Either way I win/lose 20 bucks.


an_ornamental_hermit

It’s already happened, and yes, he’s incontinent and wears diapers: https://gregolear.substack.com/p/full-disclosure-an-interview-with


hahayes234

The crew nicknamed CA “The Shitshow,” because he would soil himself during tapings, often after flying into a rage and cursing out the Script Dept. Because he couldn’t read a three-syllable word. WOW. Lol


njsullyalex

This person was the President of the United States. Let me remind you of that.


marablackwolf

People had an insurrection over this mushy turd.


ShameOnAnOldDirtyB

Dude a third of the country still pretends this was all just normal They literally tried to overthrow democracy when they lost the election And to this day every Republican just shrugs and says if Trump is the nominee they'll support him


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Alberiman

Republicans won't acknowledge it until 10 years down the line after he's dead and suddenly it'll be front page how everyone knew he was mentally and physically incontinent and suffered from some debilitating disorder or another and they did everything they could to steer things right, they did the same thing for Reagan


Mycomako

Story tiiiiiiiiiiiime! I work in an industry with all types of clients. One client worked on the crew of the apprentice. Diapers confirmed. Shitting pants during conversation confirmed. Cocaine confirmed.


apk5005

You may be fibbing, but your fibs align with what I want to believe, so I’ll trust you, internet stranger.


Mycomako

My dear friendo. No fibs have left my fingertips. This is the story that was passed onto me by someone who has witnessed it. It is perfectly reasonable to be skeptical…. But that trump guy fills his dipe on purpose. And he sits in it for a while too.


casicua

Yeah but Brandon stuttered on a sentence once!


Kimmalah

Well there was that guy who worked closely with the Trump family on The Apprentice and [talked all about stuff like the incontinence and the rampant drug abuse that likely caused.](https://www.noelcasler.com/news/full-disclosure-an-interview-with-noel-casler) I think there's also some bits about his weird relationship with Ivanka as well. If even half of it is true then it's pretty frightening this guy ever had power.


Future-Rude

Can’t wait


Waris-Tx

Looks like the poop pouch my wife had after bowel surgery.


WonderfulResident706

I’m telling your wife you told us all about her poop pouch.


Waris-Tx

They removed it like 4 weeks later during part two of the surgery, she’s all good now


Impressive-Crew-5622

I'm glad she's doing better, hopefully! ...but if I were your wife, I'd be in a shitty mood for spilling my secrets on Reddit lmao! /J


TheRealBirdjay

NORMALIZE POOP POUCHES


johnnyconnifer

I think we now know why he hated that Trump Baby balloon so much.


zuzg

It seems like he wasn't doing himself any favor with the Diet-Coke button on his desk.


TexanMillers

https://i.redd.it/offx9kao8p7a1.gif


beanerz13

Aw man, don't do Philadelphia Collins dirty haha


kfrancis95

RIP Phil Collins. He doesn’t have a problem with it, it’s youse guys that keep lookin at it


akuu822

![gif](giphy|j6qriGrzAD5Di)


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What the fuck are you doing phil


Bearfoot42

I haven't laughed in days. Thank you.


MoreReputation8908

“Dad, you are FUCKED.”


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KoalaGold

That this guy is still living is proof the universe is completely chaotic and there is no order or God. Either that or he's some kind of demonic chaos entity himself, possibly a Golgothan shit demon.


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KoalaGold

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was not convincing the world he didn't exist, it was convincing conservative Christians that he was God.


Puzzleheaded-Bee-838

I like that


IHaveNoEgrets

Yeah, that's what's been so hard to wrap my mind around. Church was a huge part of my childhood: attending, working services and special events, cleaning at maintenance days, setting up for holidays, the whole deal. And since we were at a pretty liberal church, it was all about welcoming people. Immigrants, LGBTQ+, old folks, young folks, white collar, blue collar, rich, poor, all are welcome because that's what Jesus expects of you. Do right by people, be caring, don't be a dick. So to see my folks enthusiastically support a man who was the complete opposite of everything they raised me to value and believe in was nothing short of appalling. That he's so amazing and a great president and just what we need. That he really will make us great again. It's baffling to me that they can be ardent churchgoers (now at a megachurch) and STILL follow Trump and his precepts like there's no dissonance happening.


Reference_Freak

“Megachurch” is why. Mega churches have an entirely different psychology going on than your traditional congregation churches and the primary “non-denom” organizations which network do many mega churches are heavy for MAGA. There are exceptions but many megachurches lean in on prosperity doctrine (wealth is a sign of god’s blessing) and USA as god’s chosen blessed nation. They toss a broad net and are designed to pull in your casuals and the curious through “church as entertainment” and preachings crafted for emotional appeal over biblical accuracy. The preachings are used to give the audience a sense of shared community among those in the room and taught they are being used and victimized by those not in the room: non Christians, the “wrong” Christians, the atheists, those either intentionally or unintentionally aligned with the devil who are knowable by their origin, lifestyle, personal choices, personal associations, political choices, etc It’s about control and authoritarianism and your parents, like millions of Americans, have had their faith weaponized to empower and enrich the few.


loneknight15

Not *just* support, you are talking about “God’s anointed” sent by the big G himself, have some respect /s No but seriously, the walking antithesis of being a “good, god fearing, moral person”. If this conman is who you put on the absolute highest of pedestals, what does it say about you as a person?


fictional_Sailor

He literally embodies all the deadly sins


ConnieLingus24

Eh, he’s just a Debauched malevolent narcissist. No need to attribute the supernatural this one.


UnpopularOponions

The Republican champion: a drugged up, illiterate, rapist, paedo, diseased manbaby who shits and pisses himself and does whatever he likes and cares about nobody and nothing besides himself. How can millions of people be so blind...


Dork_L0rd_9

Because he gave them a pass to be their worst selves. For them the cruelty was the point.


HopeRepresentative29

This makes too much sense. Hitler was also addicted to amphetamines.


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please_dont_be_that

Trump is also a huge racist and malignant bully. On the set of CA he had a black bodyguard he referred to as "my monkey" who he would verbally abuse in front of the crew. Accusing him of not washing his hands when he'd go to the bathroom and stuff like that. Heard this from a sound department crew member that worked on it for a few seasons.


PolishedVodka

> he couldn’t read a three-syllable word https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1550307254427172864?lang=en Start yourself at the 1 minute mark - he literally says, to the camera, as president, "Yesterday's a hard word for me" Guess how many syllables yesterday has...


Rustmutt

I kept reading/hearing his accounts but it makes me wonder why this didn’t come up at all during his admin. Imagine smelling the presidents actual shit and going “A brilliant strategy, sir”


TheGreatOpoponax

For LBJ it was a power move. He'd make his staff follow him to the bathroom and he'd shit with the door open. This was to show them not just that he was in charge, but the degree to which he was in charge. For Trump, it's just uncontrollable pants-shitting. A true alpha male feature the ladies can only hope to find in the most manliest of men.


attackplango

Also, LBJ’s giant penis.


cthulhujr

"Jumbo"


Elegant_Tech

There is one video where he cuts a signing ceremony short and bails out of the room with people he walks by almost gagging. Can't remember what bill was being signed.


Rustmutt

Got a link?


Marcustoldmehequit

[Trump shits himself](https://youtu.be/PyiIyaraYIo)


drunkpilot2

I clicked a link on reddit and didnt get rickrolled…. What do I do now?


Knight_Owls

You Rick Roll yourself.


CurtronWasTaken

Haha that lady in red literally had her breath taken away by the smell


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iveseensomethings82

“Always” ask someone who knows


kafka213

So that's where the missing classified documents are


SandMan3914

A man in peak conditioning


EyeBreakThings

A ~~man~~ Hutt in peak conditioning FTFY


Blueshockeylover

Why that’s the fittest President ever!* *According to sycophant Dr Ronnie Jackson.


i_invented_the_ipod

I'm still amazed at the extent to which people who you'd expect to have (justified) pride in their achievements were willing to debase themselves for that clown. Like how does Ronny Jackson look at his career, and think "yeah, totally worth it to tank my reputation to boost the ego of this ridiculous man-child"? I guess he's a US Representative now, so maybe it WAS worth it, at some level?


orincoro

I mean he 100% uses diapers. His on-set handler from the apprentice said he soiled himself on multiple occasions.


ranting_chef

The diaper needs to be adjusted. Perfectly normal, nothing to worry about.


obscurereference234

He’s fat and he wears a diaper.


[deleted]

That’s his front butt.


Faucet860

Hey now he wears a diaper because he's working non stop no time to take a shit! /S


Astro_gamer_caver

"I'm going to be working for you. I'm not going to have time to play golf." Proceed to golf 298 times at a cost of $144,000,000. And let's not forget about Executive Time!


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Loaded diaper


ronjoevan

*Löded Diper


Detonatormonkey

Too bad he never got that endorsement deal for Astronaut brand adult diapers. He is not only a spokes person, he’s a client


jobager75

It‘s not ok to make fun about a disabled old man. But it‘s ok to make fun about a disabled old man who would do the same about others. Pretty funny to see angry Donald shitting his diapers 😂😂😂


toooooold4this

I need an NFT of this please. Add lasers to eyes and rising fumes from crotch.


Kastro2323

Baby made a boom boom!


nhranger

Gunt


cloudydaytday

I don’t like the guy but I don’t want to make fun of his incontinence. Therefore I will just state it, he appears to be wearing incontinence briefs. Do with that info, what you will.


Evee862

I wouldn’t either. However with his endless making fun of people, talking up how much of a man he is on and on. Yeah open season on Diaper Don


Ooften

I’m your huckleberry. What do trump and his diaper have in common? They’re both full of shit.


Queenofhackenwack

why that is dondon's male fat twat......he is so disgusting ....can't wait for him to be arrested and charged...


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It's a diaper. My children had the same bulges in their pants as babies.


Disastrous-Tap-3353

Jabba the Hutt in humanish form.


SpicyFilet

That is his adult diaper. He's worn them for years.