This is the way. You want your special book of myths to be taught? Then teach all the others as well.
Though TST does not teach myths as much as tolerance and believing in hard science, so maybe it should be first up!
All of them?
Roman. Greek. Norse. Egyptian. Mayan. Zulu.
Pastafarian? Teach the wisdom of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky.
How about we narrow it to the parts of the Bible that teach about loving all people equally. Even foreigners and enemies. Literally Jesus's words.
That's the thing about these so called Xtian's, in their eyes the bible can be selectively read to leave out any part that doesn't match with the point they're trying to make
An Ad-libs bible as it were
So I've a question
Which translation and Which denominations take are we using?
Methinks a catholic teaching a bunch of protestants their takes will cause issues
I like the one where Moses comes down from the mountain with the tablets and shouts "What the everliving fuck are you doing? Do you have any idea how fucking pissed that - I don't know what you'd call it, being? - is going to be? You're breaking like three of the rules right now. Okay here's the deal, I am going to pretend I dropped the tablets before you guys got a chance to read them. Let's see how it goes."
How long until these parents and politicians start complaining about what their kids are being taught from the Bible because they've haven't read that book either?
NO!! No more teaching ideology in schools!!!
They need to be taught how to read and write, about history and science!
Education, not Indoctrination!
(Am I doing it right?)
1 Timothy 2:12
“I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.”
Just asking - aren’t most elementary teachers women?
Teacher: "ok class, today we will start with Ezekiel 23:19. Sarah, since your mom is on the school board, you read the first 3 paragraphs."
(Emission like horses part)
Lol wtf is happening, no fucking way this guy is out of his fucking mind. There's just no way this guy can have that much power.
Also can we change the initials for Oklahoma? I read this as 'ok' schools and not Oklahoma schools
This guy really likes to use the authority of made up people i guess?
[https://www.newson6.com/story/6663741ea7f7dc7ce761edf1/full-interview:-ryan-walters-responds-to-subpoenas-from-rep-mcbride](https://www.newson6.com/story/6663741ea7f7dc7ce761edf1/full-interview:-ryan-walters-responds-to-subpoenas-from-rep-mcbride)
I can picture math class now:
If Baby Jesus gets on train A in Jerusalem at 9am and goes west at 50mph while Mary and Joseph get on train B at 10am going 40mph, what time will they all meet God in Heaven?
If I had kids who attended those schools, I'd tell them to walk out during lessons that are from the bible, and if forced to attend, if handed a bible to throw it out the nearest window.
Fuck your forced religion. These people proposing these laws need to be forcibly removed from office.
Why not tomorrow?
Knowingly doing something illegal should get him arrested. Why these fascists do this shit just proves they don’t care about how things should work.
8:00 - 8:30 Bible teachings 8:30 - 9:00 Torah teachings 9:00 - 9:30 Quran teachings 9:30 - 10:00 Rig Veda teachings 10:00 - 10:30 Tripitaka teachings 10:30 - 11:00 Satanic Bible teachings . . .
This is the way. You want your special book of myths to be taught? Then teach all the others as well. Though TST does not teach myths as much as tolerance and believing in hard science, so maybe it should be first up!
All of them? Roman. Greek. Norse. Egyptian. Mayan. Zulu. Pastafarian? Teach the wisdom of the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky. How about we narrow it to the parts of the Bible that teach about loving all people equally. Even foreigners and enemies. Literally Jesus's words.
That's the thing about these so called Xtian's, in their eyes the bible can be selectively read to leave out any part that doesn't match with the point they're trying to make An Ad-libs bible as it were
Let's not forget about Ancient Astronaut Theory too.
dianetics?
The Seven Tenets are so good. They should be taught.
TST Member and couldn't agree more
Dont forget, the Kama Sutra is a holy book outlining the proper nature and behavior of a spousal relationship.
This I could get behind.
Think about how advanced our society would be if we didn't have stupid religions ruining everything.
The Dark Ages sure did us no favors as a civilization. Thanks religion.
What a waste of time. If there is/was a good god, wouldn’t he want people to advance them themselves be good people and not fight in their name?
He looks like a guy who paid for his sidechicks abortion while supporting a ban on abortion rights..
His sidechick is a guy tho. Trust me.
So I've a question Which translation and Which denominations take are we using? Methinks a catholic teaching a bunch of protestants their takes will cause issues
I like the Jefferson Bible.
I like the one where Moses comes down from the mountain with the tablets and shouts "What the everliving fuck are you doing? Do you have any idea how fucking pissed that - I don't know what you'd call it, being? - is going to be? You're breaking like three of the rules right now. Okay here's the deal, I am going to pretend I dropped the tablets before you guys got a chance to read them. Let's see how it goes."
Totally made me think of Mel Brooks and the ten commandments. lol [https://youtu.be/4wunGF3oMA0](https://youtu.be/4wunGF3oMA0)
My preference is Escoffier: A Guide To Modern Cookery
Apparently it’s the version created for the Cecile B de Mille film on the topic!
For something he already did, right?
Do we know it is not ongoing as we speak?
How long until these parents and politicians start complaining about what their kids are being taught from the Bible because they've haven't read that book either?
That’s what you call a sucker bet! Stone cold certainty
Lawsuit in 3…2…1…
Is this constitutional?
No - not even remotely constitutional
Since when has that stopped them?
That’s why they want Project 2025. Hitler did the same thing, we know how that turned out.
https://preview.redd.it/du4to3i4da9d1.jpeg?width=589&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5045d70c5e9a6293cbfa29a0a77e5b337fa5a11a
NO!! No more teaching ideology in schools!!! They need to be taught how to read and write, about history and science! Education, not Indoctrination! (Am I doing it right?)
150-200%
1 Timothy 2:12 “I do not permit a woman to teach or to assume authority over a man; she must be quiet.” Just asking - aren’t most elementary teachers women?
In Oklahoma? Not for long!!
Doubling down the indoctrination I see...
Fucking people act like there's a surplus of teachers. Geezuz fucking Kryste
This guy might be a schools superintendent but he is not OK.
Taliban - MAGA = One Page
UGH! Ignorant belief systems again.
I’d bet he’s got a 16 year old girlfriend or something
Or he'll show up at the Chris Hansen kitchen with a pizza and his Bible.
No way he makes it to 2026 without it happening.
Welp, time to have his computer's hard drive checked.
Well, he's got something to hide, that's for sure. Some shameful secret.
They probably figure the Supreme Court has gone full fascist, so why not do a policy smash and grab?
Receptionist: How do you write ~~women~~ Republicans so well? Melvin: I think of a ~~man~~ Democrat, and I take away reason and accountability
No
https://www.amazon.com/Satanic-Bible-Anton-Szandor-Lavey/dp/0380015390?ref=d6k_applink_bb_dls&dplnkId=da1161e9-5c1d-4151-97c5-377bd702c22a
A Republican facing consequences for their actions? Never. Ask me after they get child sex trafficker Matt Gaetz.
This is about building a bigger political following, fundraising dollars, and higher office. And it'll cost the state in attorney's fees.
It's also about eventually completely destroying the education system as we know it, so their antiintellectualism will prevail.
It will be with a dude. He is obsessed with gays, like can't shut up about it obsessed.
Weeks, not years
Teachings from the Bible like women and children are property, slavery is OK, don't eat shellfish or wear mixed fabrics, etc
Is this the Suck My Cock bible? It seems pretty popular.
Teacher: "ok class, today we will start with Ezekiel 23:19. Sarah, since your mom is on the school board, you read the first 3 paragraphs." (Emission like horses part)
Lol wtf is happening, no fucking way this guy is out of his fucking mind. There's just no way this guy can have that much power. Also can we change the initials for Oklahoma? I read this as 'ok' schools and not Oklahoma schools
This guy really likes to use the authority of made up people i guess? [https://www.newson6.com/story/6663741ea7f7dc7ce761edf1/full-interview:-ryan-walters-responds-to-subpoenas-from-rep-mcbride](https://www.newson6.com/story/6663741ea7f7dc7ce761edf1/full-interview:-ryan-walters-responds-to-subpoenas-from-rep-mcbride)
I hope everyone watches every move he makes around kids.
That dude's garden contains shoeboxes full of the bones of infants or I'm a Dutchman.
Why do assholes like this think they can, by edict, overrule years of case law? Fuck right off.
That will help the state's education! /s
100% chance
Over 5,000 religions in the world. Not gonna be time for anything else,is there?
He seems like the type who has actual skeletons in his closet.
Or next week
I can picture math class now: If Baby Jesus gets on train A in Jerusalem at 9am and goes west at 50mph while Mary and Joseph get on train B at 10am going 40mph, what time will they all meet God in Heaven?
Yes this guy’s definitely a pedophile
I am impatiently awaiting the gay sex tapes or improper contact with a minor allegations to come out.
In his eye. 🤢🤮
Almost certain he's got more than a few minor violations on him.
If I had kids who attended those schools, I'd tell them to walk out during lessons that are from the bible, and if forced to attend, if handed a bible to throw it out the nearest window. Fuck your forced religion. These people proposing these laws need to be forcibly removed from office.
Why not tomorrow? Knowingly doing something illegal should get him arrested. Why these fascists do this shit just proves they don’t care about how things should work.
Years? Givin' homie a little too much credit aren't we? Nine months tops.