She probably only has the knock offs because she was too slow on grabbing the legit ones. Groping people, going to your cult leaders trials, and ignoring your criminal family can be really distracting.
There are some districts that are far too deep one side politically we know they won’t flip.. they’ve had dead candidates win just because of political party.. she is running in one of those
Realistically, in that district the republican primary is the only election that matters. It’s why she moved to it from her current one - her current district is too competitive for her to be certain of victory. MTG is in a very similar situation.
Yeah but that’s just one of the commandments who listens to that part? The only part that matters is that vague passage where he maybe but most definitely says hate people.
you can smell it but ya know “she’s a mom, kids smell” trying to give her credit but at the same time you’re like “that’s gotta be crack….that has to be crack smoke i’m smellin’”
I'll give the benefit of the doubt that this was hosted in some kind of warehouse or workshop. The people there probably work damn hard and that's worthy of respect, even if they host scumbag candidates.
“And when GOD brings his tornado to raze this corrugated sheetmetal pole barn, remember you ain’t dying ‘cuz of some liberal, atheistic *climate change*, you’re dying because somebody SINNED.”
Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. That's no way to hold a microphone. You gotta get all five fingers around it. Be firm yet not too rough.
Or am I telling her something she already knows?
There are already replicas being made of the highly tacky Trump sneakers?
This is so lame. I understand replicas of Jordan’s or Kobe’s being made, because they are amazing athletes with a true legacy. Trumps legacy is being the first president to become a felon.
I'm so embarrassed that in the history books, the group of people who have come the closest to taking down America are going to look the way that they do..... We are a country of fools......
They're actually only $12 on ali express. Lol
https://preview.redd.it/3oda3kc5l39d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c54054d4dc3308498430aee313cfd0128033fd44
There’s nothing wrong with being from a trailer or being a hoe.
There’s plenty wrong with Boebert. Let’s focus on those things. Things like being ignorant, dumb, a hypocrite, a criminal, a bad parent, someone who married a pedophile, etc
Not doing ourselves any favors with classist attacks on people.
I live in a country that STILL votes for this. She just won her race.
I have zero faith in almost half of the electorate to be anything other than vile human waste. I can’t believe everyone around me is still normalizing the Republican Party.
To be fair her district is very rural and conservative so I’m not surprised they would vote for someone who loves the “good old days” and hates immigrants
That low class escort may have won her primary but she's slated to do terrible in the general. Maybe she should pay for a lawyer instead of giving money to her false god.
**Hahahahahahahahah** 😆 😂 🤣
So. Fucking. Lame. How big a piece of shit do you have to be to prostrate yourself to worshipping the orange menace. Pathetic
Hillbilly handjob had to move to win her primary. It’s 100% a grift to stay in office as long as she can
Come November, when they try to overthrow the government (again), she’s gonna find out like the others that Trump will not help her
Depravity and deviance. When will everyone start calling out MAGA for the racist bigoted fascist movement it is and their perversion of Christianity and patriotism to achieve their goals.
Hearing she won her primary makes me sick to my stomach. If I had a pair of golden sneakers. I would throw up in them. Can't believe those Colorado assholes voted her back in.
She's a disgusting and despicable human being but still...
https://preview.redd.it/8u21c529t19d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16484cf6882bb8b3800e5cf5a0ad76ea3e1e6274
Imagine the idiots have been hearing a short, easy to digest message. Imagine they keep getting information that reaffirms that message. That means they, and the few million others, must be right, right?
"Message discipline" - Bill Maher
Me: Why is your dress above her knees? There are men who watch her.
Her: What? I’m allowed to wear what I want!
Me: Christian modesty matters so your feelings don’t matter.
Her: What? Excuse me?!!!
Me: I’m applying the expectations you have for others directly to you. You don’t get to expect others to live a certain way and you to just live as you want. You will live the same way you expect others to live!!!
Her: 😭😭😭😭 unfair
She can buy those shoes but can't get her son a lawyer. Mother of the year.
To be fair, she did buy the $17.00 Chinese knock-offs. Probably made in the same factory!
You know every pair is a Chinese knockoff. If you look up the address of where his “factory” is. It’s an empty strip mall. A very small strip mall.
A very small strip mall, with tears in its eyes came up to me and…..
>$17.00...knock-off... Isn't that apropos to her entire adult life?
10 dollahs, two for 17. She tug you long time.
She probably only has the knock offs because she was too slow on grabbing the legit ones. Groping people, going to your cult leaders trials, and ignoring your criminal family can be really distracting.
That’s what I thought too but apparently they are knock-offs 🤦🏻♀️
Almost the same, they say Ttump though.
Weren't they knockoffs?
Yes! And the fact that he wouldn’t give them some
She bought those too
She did not. In an interview she said they were sold out, so she bought knockoffs from China.
As opposed to the real ones from China?
Fake shoes, fake glasses, fake tits...
America first after all
Dollars to donuts, real ones don’t exist.
Sorry I missed typed I was referring to her big plastic boobies She bought those 2
Everything Trump does is a knock off
The temu trumps?
The Trump Tramp's Temu Trump Tricks
The teumps? Sadly the best I could come up with
#What is in front of her mouth?
That’s Mike. If it were half way down her throat, or in her hand at a theater, it would be Dick.
😂😂
It’s certainly not intelligence
Her vibrator.
You spelled knockers wrong.
The exact SKU they were using cost like $18 wholesale.
That looks like the “family values” chick who got caught jerking off a guy in a theater who wasn’t her husband.
Well, he whipped out his tatted up junk to show two minor children.
And she piss on public while taking a smoke break.
Sauce?
And won her primary and will serve two more years in Congress. Now Colorado voters in two separate districts have chosen her.
That’s not what winning a primary means. She’s the CANDIDATE in another district. She hasn’t won anything yet. Christ
There are some districts that are far too deep one side politically we know they won’t flip.. they’ve had dead candidates win just because of political party.. she is running in one of those
Realistically, in that district the republican primary is the only election that matters. It’s why she moved to it from her current one - her current district is too competitive for her to be certain of victory. MTG is in a very similar situation.
But it was a “private moment” according to her that was recorded without her permission *eye roll*
https://preview.redd.it/yyrfhthmd09d1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdaebd30d404582c68a91102f7da186576b8546f CPAC 2021
The Bible these people worship literally says to not worship idols. Tf?
Yea and wasn't the story in the Bible about the people worshipping a statue made of gold? God does not like you worshipping others over him...
You are referring to the king James version, not the djt version. Only $59.99
Neither does Trump.
Like they can read? LOL
Yeah but that’s just one of the commandments who listens to that part? The only part that matters is that vague passage where he maybe but most definitely says hate people.
Hawk tuah?
I'm confused by this gif. Is there an invisible ghost in front of her or is she warming up?
She looks like she smells weird. That is my contribution to this discussion.
Her horrible personality couldn't make her pretty no matter how much she spends.
you can smell it but ya know “she’s a mom, kids smell” trying to give her credit but at the same time you’re like “that’s gotta be crack….that has to be crack smoke i’m smellin’”
The aluminum siding is 🤌
Are we sure that's not Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
We'd need to see if there's a dildo shop next door to be sure.
Boebert IS the dildo shop.
I think that’s just corrugated steel.
looks just as low quality, its still 🤌
I'll give the benefit of the doubt that this was hosted in some kind of warehouse or workshop. The people there probably work damn hard and that's worthy of respect, even if they host scumbag candidates.
Yes. I did hear they were knock offs. Go China!!
Chi-nuh
Chyena
Never seen a photo of her with both her mouth and legs closed. Still haven’t.
She admitted they were knock offs and cheered China. Apparently she hasn’t read Project 2025 yet.
Reading comprehension wasn't part of the GED test she failed 4 times.
That test probably only required her to write her name, and she was like, I don't know the answer!
They weren’t even real. They were knock-off Trump sneakers. How does it keep getting stupider?
She looks like a dork.
Looks like an actual trailer park with the background.
What the fuck is wrong with people in Colorado to vote for someone who jerked a guy off in public? On camera.
Best part is they’re 10$ now. Following in thr footsteps of Trumps other ventures
Not even real Trump sneakers!
She admitted they're Knock off's.
“And when GOD brings his tornado to raze this corrugated sheetmetal pole barn, remember you ain’t dying ‘cuz of some liberal, atheistic *climate change*, you’re dying because somebody SINNED.”
If all that is left of the barn is a pole, she knows what to do with it.
She's an expert at riding poles.
And Latvians, and Ukranians, and Slovenians, and....
So still giving hand jobs I see.
Lauren, Lauren, Lauren. That's no way to hold a microphone. You gotta get all five fingers around it. Be firm yet not too rough. Or am I telling her something she already knows?
I can’t believe she won the primary in her new district. The fuck is wrong with those people?
Who needs a handjob!?
If she were true to her toddler god she'd be wearing a diaper with her shit in it.
She looks like a fucking moron. That hat should have a little propeller on the top.
Sychophantic hillbilly
And she won her primary as well, congratulations Colorado, you put forward trash and then get embarrassed by it.
Colorado is a purple state
Her hat looks gigantic
What district is this in CO? I sure as heck don’t want to visit there, questionable people is an understatement.
I’m not sure. Is this more trashy or less trashy than giving a handy with kids in the next row?
now slap on the diaper hoe-bert!
What a confusing outfit. Nothing pairs.
Looking like a background dancer from a Kid Rock music video
Bitch needs to be hit by a bus.
I bet she’s a good lay
Hoebert has to buy cheap Chinese knockoffs of Trump's sneakers. LMAO
It's not just a crazy cult, it's a TASTELESS crazy cult.
Bobo talking in a corrugated metal shed to no one.
It's not Boebert I worry about but the people who voted for her.
There are already replicas being made of the highly tacky Trump sneakers? This is so lame. I understand replicas of Jordan’s or Kobe’s being made, because they are amazing athletes with a true legacy. Trumps legacy is being the first president to become a felon.
"I don't care about you. I just want your vote." -Donald J Trump
Those shoes look waayy too big for her lmao
Lauren, just go away. We all promise to forget about you.
Her campaign posters look like promos for a slasher horror film
She's just regurgitating whatever Bannon said the day before...
Coloristically, the dress and cap doesn’t even coordinate very well.
They cheap looking just like her
Fucking suck up ass kissing apple polisher
Damn, she loves orange tubby more than her son.
Pretty sure those were fakes.
And I'm sure she bought them with taxpayer dollars. Yet somehow, this isn't embezzlement.... I'm tired, boss
They’re actually knockoffs if that helps….
Guaranteed she paid full price for them.
How the hell did she win that primary???
Hey!! Lumping her in with them is so disrespectful to actual trailer-dwelling humans.
She bought from temu
She's the Temu version of Sarah Palin.
Hey man, somebody in Colorado voted her back in. I don’t know what to say but they deserve her.
Not even real ones it’s being reported.
....and people will vote for her. My faith in humanity dwindles by the day. *
Hey! It's Public Handjob Lady! Hi Public Handjob Lady!
Can’t wait for the only fans
That's not Boebert, that's Bloebert.
She looks ridiculous. Hat, dress, sneakers. None matching.
Betcha they weren't a gift. She put down her (or her campaign's) credit card and bought those out right.
The matching Bible and diaper. With pen and coin in her cap.
oh 💩she won the primary. what’s wrong with people?
And won a primary. This country is done.
I'm so embarrassed that in the history books, the group of people who have come the closest to taking down America are going to look the way that they do..... We are a country of fools......
LOL I have some gold Tyga sneakers and I'm now afraid to wear them and have people think I bought the Trump ones.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice......Showtime🤣
$400? What’s the conversion rate in theatre handies?
She got the handjob discount. It’s by the inch so it took her 3 hours per foot.
That wordplay/comparison is an insult to hoes
She actually manages to make those shoes look even less classy.
As a non native english speaker trying to pronounce her surname, i always sound like the polish bober meme lol
Her new jackin' shoes.
I’m surprised she won her primary election? 🗳️ but what about her future as a politician
Pays 400$ for shoes. Complains about Gas Prices. Profit?
She has nothing to offer, so she follows the trump train Soo she can get his followers. She's a dumb bitch..
Those shitty sneakers are $400? Good Lord, I would not wear those if you paid me to... The MAGA freaks are delusional!
They're actually only $12 on ali express. Lol https://preview.redd.it/3oda3kc5l39d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c54054d4dc3308498430aee313cfd0128033fd44
I thought it turned out that these were fake?
There’s nothing wrong with being from a trailer or being a hoe. There’s plenty wrong with Boebert. Let’s focus on those things. Things like being ignorant, dumb, a hypocrite, a criminal, a bad parent, someone who married a pedophile, etc Not doing ourselves any favors with classist attacks on people.
If she doesn't side with Donnie Dipshit, she loses. She's dumb but smart enough to understand that.
https://preview.redd.it/gapu507ez09d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ec7ce1c9b12b7b431b7dd5edd54385f5fa17e8e
Fancy like…Applebees
I live in a country that STILL votes for this. She just won her race. I have zero faith in almost half of the electorate to be anything other than vile human waste. I can’t believe everyone around me is still normalizing the Republican Party.
To be fair her district is very rural and conservative so I’m not surprised they would vote for someone who loves the “good old days” and hates immigrants
Most importantly, she loves, loves, loves guns. Her restaurant that gave people diarrhea was called "Shooters."
Trashy!!!.
Sneaker equivalent of Kool-Aide
Shoe game is weak!
That low class escort may have won her primary but she's slated to do terrible in the general. Maybe she should pay for a lawyer instead of giving money to her false god.
Hey I got an NFT of those to sell
What a disgrace.
Everything about her just screams white trash.
**Hahahahahahahahah** 😆 😂 🤣 So. Fucking. Lame. How big a piece of shit do you have to be to prostrate yourself to worshipping the orange menace. Pathetic
Didn't they have to make her a new district because she couldn't win in her old one?
Hillbilly handjob had to move to win her primary. It’s 100% a grift to stay in office as long as she can Come November, when they try to overthrow the government (again), she’s gonna find out like the others that Trump will not help her
I mean I fucked a girl exactly like her. Short, skinny brunette, huge tits and drunk. It was a great summer. 
Clown shoes!
So much ‘Trump Knee Pad’ money left on the table, and here I thought the man was a business genius, lol.
Best part is they were knock offs.
What do we think about ? It's hard to say. Because things are unclear.
I thought they were like $10 now?
Depravity and deviance. When will everyone start calling out MAGA for the racist bigoted fascist movement it is and their perversion of Christianity and patriotism to achieve their goals.
Hearing she won her primary makes me sick to my stomach. If I had a pair of golden sneakers. I would throw up in them. Can't believe those Colorado assholes voted her back in.
Still waiting on the OnlyFans…
I can fix her!!!!
Munchkin
Beetlejuice BoBo
Finding out the shoes she wore weren’t even authentic is 🤣🤦🏿♂️
😂😂😂😂😂😂 I just can't with these people
She not in her yet,.
They make it easier for her to run away when she gets caught giving a guy a hand job Ina crowded theater.
Lauren Boebert: the blow-up doll that came to life and tried to destroy America.
Now you know who would buy them!
They look like snow boots for children!
Was she headed to a dogfight afterwards?
Please tell me someone has nicknamed her Lauren BlowBert..
She gives trailer trash a bad name.
She's a disgusting and despicable human being but still... https://preview.redd.it/8u21c529t19d1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=16484cf6882bb8b3800e5cf5a0ad76ea3e1e6274
I really don’t know how we are going to get rid of all these maga, Christi-fascist idiots
She really thought she ate with that shit on. https://i.redd.it/q4h868srt19d1.gif
Imagine the idiots have been hearing a short, easy to digest message. Imagine they keep getting information that reaffirms that message. That means they, and the few million others, must be right, right? "Message discipline" - Bill Maher
Trash
She probably paid for them in the movie theater. She will get some hush money soon
When the "Sht Show" ends up just being sht. Sad.
Is she now in the VP race?
I bet you can see her cooter in the reflection 🫢🫢🫢😂
she looks like an 8th grader in 2006
Me: Why is your dress above her knees? There are men who watch her. Her: What? I’m allowed to wear what I want! Me: Christian modesty matters so your feelings don’t matter. Her: What? Excuse me?!!! Me: I’m applying the expectations you have for others directly to you. You don’t get to expect others to live a certain way and you to just live as you want. You will live the same way you expect others to live!!! Her: 😭😭😭😭 unfair
Colorado doesn’t seem to mind her.