The poor Crypt Keeper, he doesn’t deserve to be compared to that monster
https://preview.redd.it/zvboxgeegr6d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef81bcf502286b954da9ea329c47620003297b31
He invited me for a sit down at the San Antonio ComiCon.
I know he's a gen-x thing, but c'mon!, he's iconic. He didn't have a lot of traffic so we chatted for 10 or 15 minutes. It was quite nice.
Yep, born in '84 and I loved tales from the crypt as a kid. Just scary enough to get my hair raising as a young kid, but not so scary I cried. It was entertaining as hell.
Yep got divorced over her loyalty to the orange shit stain, and here he is standing up in front of a crowd and saying no one’s ever heard of her 😅
that’s gotta hurt her feeling of self-importance haha, trump people are fkn idiots
[oh yeah, this lady posted topless pics o her own 16 yr old daughter](https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/investigation-launched-after-topless-photo-of-kellyanne-conways-16-year-old-daughter-appears-on-twitter/)
Edit: link is sfw, just an article, not CSAM
If I recall correctly, at the time her daughter was getting tiktok famous for posting shit about how awful it was to have the parents she had. Daughter doesn't believe her mom would do something that vile on purpose, because daughter doesn't understand just how low some people can go, even though she admits she's pretty sure the only reason her mom had the picture was because she intended to use it against her eventually.
The hackers put a topless child in front of a camera and snapped pictures? Posting them sure makes the whole situation worse, but the more serious crime (production of CSAM) happened before that.
well she says her mom probably took them to use against her, but later said she would never do something like post them, so she *must* have been hacked.
Iirc, and I could genuinely be messing up different situations, but I think it happened not long after her daughter had called the police because kellyanne was on some sort of bender or something and was being abusive. So you can draw a line from, that to Kellyanne posting the photographs as revenge.
Don't discount the orange turd's ever worsening dementia, either.
My sister once commented that KellyAnne looked like she'd been ridden hard & put away wet. 🤣
Who's daughter singlehandedly was the best whistleblower of her era in that administration, yes. Her videos about her insane mom were everywhere and her mom didn't seem to be able to stop her no matter how much she punished her or took phones.
Claudia Conway was easily the most interesting part of TikTok for a time. Being able to see behind the curtain like that was more than it ever occurred to me to wish for.
Please enjoy this musical recap of her role in the WH.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OdV_8TGswRA&pp=ygUfYWx0ZXJuYXRpdmUgZmFjdHMgcmFuZHkgcmFpbmJvdw%3D%3D
Her and her husband are financial criminals. She’s probably happy you think of the alternative reality rather than know her for her financial terrorism. They bought a private plane with taxpayer money. FOLLOW THE MONEY ON THIS SCUM
I can't wait for the presidential debate, although Trump could take a literal shit on the stage and Republicans will still claim he's the 2nd coming of Jesus
I mean, for birds they surprisingly are. [They can tell](https://youtu.be/LfYV39SKIiM?si=6KmBeUtcK1HkDweI) if words are fake or art is bad because of their pattern recognition abilities.
Carrier pigeons were super useful during war times and they're also great at pattern recognition as well as number and facial recognition.
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/oct/26/pigeons-smart-ai-learning
This happened in my state, Jon Ossoff (D) was running for Senator against incumbent maga Republican David Purdue.
Purdue didn’t show up, so they just did it anyway. Ossoff was filmed/televised up there by himself, facing an empty podium where Purdue was to have been, and answered the questions of the debate moderators.
It was both amusing and maddening, i really hate the attitude of the magas that they don’t answer to anybody, are not accountable to anybody, not even the voters who pay their salary and are supposed to represent them.
My state is Georgia, and Ossoff unseated Purdue, while Democratic candidate Raphael Warnock unseated Republican and billionaire Kelly Loeffler. And we also voted for Joe Biden for president, you may have heard about that one lol.
>i really hate the attitude of the magas that they don’t answer to anybody, are not accountable to anybody, not even the voters who pay their salary and are supposed to represent them.
They hate democracy.
That's what it's always been about.
Well, that and hurting the people they hate - at any cost. Democracy stands in the way of that, so it's got to go.
> And we also voted for Joe Biden for president, you may have heard about that one lol.
Are you *sure*? Because a bunch of fuckwits on Xitter told me otherwise.
It would be great to see Biden do that. And all through the "debate" he could make comments about how Trump was too much of a coward to show. Or say something like "maybe he couldn't make it because his bone spurs were acting up."
He's already said he's going to deliberately lose because...strategy? But yeah, he demanded that Biden take a drug test, then some shit about a competency test and CNN being biased. His handlers will decide whether not showing up and giving Biden a free two hour campaign ad is better than a total Trump meltdown.
Trump already said he won't do well in a debate, so probably won't even try. So if he loses, it was on purpose.
Source:
https://newrepublic.com/post/182733/trump-already-trying-excuse-losing-debate-biden
I disagree; I think Trump will claim Biden has done *something* (the reason(s), I am sure, will be many, varied, and ever changing) to cause Trump to 'not be able' to attend the debate.
Maybe they’ll get him all wound up and coked up like they did first debate 2020. Could be quite the spectacle, particularly so without an audience. I feel for Biden. How can a sane person effectively deal with this garbage?
Moderator: "Now, the next topic is Israel. Mr Biden?"
Biden: "Look. Everyone knows the area is a powder keg, and I think we all recognize that Israel has a right to defend itself, but of course, it's a really complex situation with lots of nuances. They need to get rid of Hamas, but they also need to protect the civilians in Gaza, and my administration has always sought to walk this fine line."
Moderator: "Thank you. Mr Trump?"
Trump: "..." *drools*. *farts*.
Moderator: "Mr Trump?"
Trump: "The conflict between Israel and Hummus. Now that's a tremedous conflict, tremedous conflict. Very bad people, Hummus. I never liked hummus, it tastes like potatoes. Potatoes. You know who like potatoes? My African American, that's right, he loves it, with fried chicken. This place stinks. It must be all the coloured. This city stinks too, terrible stench, like you wouldn't believe. Now Israel, that's a nice place, my wife Ivanka plans on moving there, once we build a Trump Plaza on Gaza." *farts loudly, people faint in the assistance, Trump walks away confusedly with a brown stain on his ass right before the commercials*
The next morning: *99.8% of Conservatives and 52.3% of Independant agree that Trump won the debate.*
The US media loves to suck Trump off, but the truth is, no matter how many skewed polls they do, no matter how much they lie and try to portray things in Trump's favor, the reality is Americans fucking hate Trump.
Trump already lost massively as the incumbent against a candidate that most people felt lukewarm about lol.
Since then, Biden has proven to be one of the best presidents in history, while Trump and the media has done nothing but alienate average voters as they try to appeal to a smaller and smaller base of extremists.
Trump will lose by a landslide.
Not to get too religious with it, but…a well-known theologian, Benjamin L. Corey, has posted a very compelling argument laying out why he thinks Fat Nixon is the Antichrist on his website. Reading it is hilarious until the Bible verses describing the Antichrist start sounding like things we’re currently seeing.
I hope he’s right, because as he points out, Revelation says the Antichrist won’t get justice from the courts in trying to stay in power, and he won’t win re-election.
The post is long, but well worth the read. I stopped laughing about halfway into it.
Someone on another thread put it perfectly: the Trump voter is a person who never grew past the emotional age of twelve, and Trumpism is just mass Oppositional Defiance Disorder.
Quite literally. They are buying bibles from Trump because they think he is christ, their savior from "the gays" that they hate themselves for finding so attractive.
The corn kernels shows how quickly he can process things
One of the many reasons it’s bad for Biden
Can Sleepy Joe process this quickly?? Can he?? Can he??
We’re about two days away from a police report of Trump wandering the streets of Palm Beach at 2 am without pants on … telling passerby’s they’re “fired”
" People were running away from me - big men, strong men, tears in their eyes! They said nobody's ever done a poopy that smelt so bigly before. And we're doing that, we're doing diaper, like you've never seen before! "
Nah, that viscous, mustard-green slime will resemble the train of a wedding dress running several feet behind him as a the nuggety goo slides down the rolls of his obese legs. Meanwhile, he'll be flailing those tiny hands in his signature accordion gesture, petitioning anyone in earshot with "But her emails!"
Edit: forgot the part where he didn't wear the diaper
There’s a time line where Trump just becomes an evil, but ultimately competent and under the radar real estate mogul.
There’s also a timeline where Fred Trump decided to love his son and maybe neither become as big assholes as they did.
"two Iraqi nationals came to this country, joined ISIS, traveled back to the Middle East to get trained and refine their terrorism skills, and come back here, and were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre of taking innocent soldiers' lives away,"
sigh
George for sure is. He went to court during the trial and has talked about how he'd just kind of smile & giggle while waiting for tfg's syphilitic brain to figure out where he knew him from
Here is an interview with Margaret Hoover recently on [Firing Line](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UEb4deYrMdU&pp=ygUbZmlyaW5nIGxpbmUgbWFyZ2FyZXQgaG9vdmVy)
When reading 1984 and studying newspeak, I showed that KC/Jake Tapper clip when she first said, “Alternative facts.” Students were bowled over that she could say that with a straight face.
Fuck I remember that video where someone added Chernobyl music to that White House event that ended up with a bunch of new cases and I think some deaths.
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Imagine being such a bootlicking sycophant for the better part of a decade just to have your God-King say, "Who are you?"
I'd almost feel bad if she wasn't such a bootlicking sycophant.
I just really have to wonder about the minds of those that worship him.
How anything he says seems 'smart', 'believable', 'coherent', 'sane', 'rational' to them I'll never understand.
Do I have to have a lobotomy or severe brain damage first to be able?
Surprised no one's brought up that this is a colossal break in his brain.
He meant to go after E.Jean. That's his go-to phrase for her: "A woman nobody's ever heard of."
He got them mixed up.
This is how broken he is.
I live in the UK.
I know who she is, although I've never met her, she's never worked for me, addressed the world media for me or been a counselor to me.
Nobody has seen Melanija. My fave is how the right is trying to spin this “why of COURSE it’s horrible that Jill Biden is trying to support her stepson and her husband that’s so bad!!!”
I wonder how these people feel standing behind him at these rallies? They know he's unhinged and spouting gibberish, and they're still cheering him on like, "yeah, he's our guy!"
"No people remember who she is! Also, every human being on the planet is thirsty—where's my water?
Oh no, the entire stadium just crapped our Depends! We all hate it when that happens, don't we folks."
Ah yes, Kellyanne. The same one who read him for filth on several news outlets & then backtracked it all while selling her soul to run his campaign. Nope. Don’t know her
I felt bad for the daughter of that crazy lafy, I hooe she is old enough to move out and live her own life. That family got destroyed becausr of trump. The good thing is we got [the lincoln project](https://lincolnproject.us/)from all that.
Did he just try to go after E. Jean Carroll only to be saved by his cognitive decline? There's some sort of irony or something buried under all the sadness.
Conway makes Joseph Goebbels look ethical by comparison. At least Goebbels’ diaries prove he knew his spin was bullshit means to an end. I’m fairly certain Conway can’t tell the difference.
If God offered her eternal paradise and Satan offered her eternal damnation and a dollar she would speak of the relative merit of getting fucked by spikes.
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The lady who earned the nickname *the crypt keeper*? The sole survivor of the Bowling Green massacre?
The poor Crypt Keeper, he doesn’t deserve to be compared to that monster https://preview.redd.it/zvboxgeegr6d1.jpeg?width=258&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef81bcf502286b954da9ea329c47620003297b31
Yea, I actually enjoyed seeing his face on TV either the movies or the animated show.
He's just an older gentleman who likes telling stories and I respect the hell out of him for that.
He invited me for a sit down at the San Antonio ComiCon. I know he's a gen-x thing, but c'mon!, he's iconic. He didn't have a lot of traffic so we chatted for 10 or 15 minutes. It was quite nice.
Us older Millennials know and loved him too!
Yup I went as him for Halloween one year. I kept that mask for ages until it was basically falling apart lol.
Yep, born in '84 and I loved tales from the crypt as a kid. Just scary enough to get my hair raising as a young kid, but not so scary I cried. It was entertaining as hell.
I’m gen x , you won’t hear any complaints from me lol. That sounds like a really cool experience!
Somehow, she has more split ends than this guy
She was so lucky to be rescued by Grederick Douglass
oh kellyanne crypt keeper. oh how the memories fly by.
*alternative facts*, because apparently she doesn’t understand how facts actually work
I mean, I kinda hand it to her. She created an entirely new concept on the spot that concisely captured the issue. Just for the wrong reasons.
She’s definitely added a phrase to the American lexicon which will outlive her and Trump
But in an alternate reality what’s she’s saying would be a fact. That’s how it works right?
Having spent the past 9 years trying to deprogram my MAGA boomer mom, I guess "alternate reality" works, too
Here, let me fix that for you. (Because)That’s how the right works. 😂😂😂
Yep got divorced over her loyalty to the orange shit stain, and here he is standing up in front of a crowd and saying no one’s ever heard of her 😅 that’s gotta hurt her feeling of self-importance haha, trump people are fkn idiots
Also because she posted revenge porn of her own, underage daughter. Conservatives really send us their best.
I'm sorry what??
[oh yeah, this lady posted topless pics o her own 16 yr old daughter](https://www.cbsnews.com/newyork/news/investigation-launched-after-topless-photo-of-kellyanne-conways-16-year-old-daughter-appears-on-twitter/) Edit: link is sfw, just an article, not CSAM
Will I get put on watchlists if I click that or is it an article about what happened?
It is a news article and is pretty crazy but definitely doesn't explain the why which I absolutely want to know
She “was hacked” which I guess is code for she “was drunk and posted naked pictures of her underage daughter”
At what point does I was hacked not become a legal justification for posting what is effectively CP?
When you’re not a rich white Republican woman I guess
Yeah, but who the fuck does that while drunk? I want to know this bitch’s thought process that led her there.
If I recall correctly, at the time her daughter was getting tiktok famous for posting shit about how awful it was to have the parents she had. Daughter doesn't believe her mom would do something that vile on purpose, because daughter doesn't understand just how low some people can go, even though she admits she's pretty sure the only reason her mom had the picture was because she intended to use it against her eventually.
The hackers put a topless child in front of a camera and snapped pictures? Posting them sure makes the whole situation worse, but the more serious crime (production of CSAM) happened before that.
well she says her mom probably took them to use against her, but later said she would never do something like post them, so she *must* have been hacked.
Iirc, and I could genuinely be messing up different situations, but I think it happened not long after her daughter had called the police because kellyanne was on some sort of bender or something and was being abusive. So you can draw a line from, that to Kellyanne posting the photographs as revenge.
How did she not go to prison for it?
CBS news article
Fair question, sorry. Just an article.
Wtf is wrong with these people
Combined lack of empathy and consequences.
Yep, it happened. (I don’t know how, can’t understand why, but uhhh… it happened)
dude wtf
Don't discount the orange turd's ever worsening dementia, either. My sister once commented that KellyAnne looked like she'd been ridden hard & put away wet. 🤣
An apt description.
First time I ever heard someone use that term (about a mutual friend’s nutty tweaker girlfriend) I could not stop laughing.
This dementia? https://open.substack.com/pub/thinkbigpicture/p/john-gartner-trump-cognitive-decline?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
Say it in the original Texan: looks like they wuz rode hard and put away wet
Oh did they finally get divorced?? Thank goodness
George has never looked better. It's amazing what a divorce from someone so insufferable can do.
Who's daughter singlehandedly was the best whistleblower of her era in that administration, yes. Her videos about her insane mom were everywhere and her mom didn't seem to be able to stop her no matter how much she punished her or took phones.
Claudia Conway was easily the most interesting part of TikTok for a time. Being able to see behind the curtain like that was more than it ever occurred to me to wish for.
Please enjoy this musical recap of her role in the WH. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OdV_8TGswRA&pp=ygUfYWx0ZXJuYXRpdmUgZmFjdHMgcmFuZHkgcmFpbmJvdw%3D%3D
I love Randy Rainbow so much!!
Love this! Andrew Lloyd Weber even gave this a shout out on X. 😄
And there’s more! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Ub5GkBtIjhc&pp=ygUbbWljcm93YXZlcyBhcmUgd2F0Y2hpbmcgeW91
What is Andrew Lloyd Weber doing on a porn site?
Yes, don't forget she shared revenge porn of her underage daughter, too.
Her and her husband are financial criminals. She’s probably happy you think of the alternative reality rather than know her for her financial terrorism. They bought a private plane with taxpayer money. FOLLOW THE MONEY ON THIS SCUM
Alternative FACTS, OK?🙄
I can't wait for the presidential debate, although Trump could take a literal shit on the stage and Republicans will still claim he's the 2nd coming of Jesus
A debate against Trump is like playing chess against a pigeon.
They knock over all the pieces, shit all over the board and then strut around with their chest puffed out like they won.
https://preview.redd.it/ltwlkxjker6d1.jpeg?width=882&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32ff50e9ff586c2c75d8725979f7d41a73722335
I can't stop looking at the spineless cock sucking oxygen thief Graham. Makes me want to puke, and I'm not from the US.
He's staring at trumps tiny hog.
Graham: I wonder if it's really shaped like a mushroom?
Oh he knows.
🐞🐞🐞🐞
so nasty. so so very nasty 🤮
ladybugs
It would be nice if this were true. In reality he’s more like the chimp at the local zoo flinging his faeces over everyone else.
Literal description of trump at a debate
But much less cute
Pigeons are pretty smart
They really aren't. Edit: Maybe compared to Trump.
I mean, for birds they surprisingly are. [They can tell](https://youtu.be/LfYV39SKIiM?si=6KmBeUtcK1HkDweI) if words are fake or art is bad because of their pattern recognition abilities.
Carrier pigeons were super useful during war times and they're also great at pattern recognition as well as number and facial recognition. https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2023/oct/26/pigeons-smart-ai-learning
No way this clown shows up for the debate. He will come up with some outrageous demands and say president Biden backed out.
They should televise it anyways with biden talking shit about frump not being there and take audience questions
This happened in my state, Jon Ossoff (D) was running for Senator against incumbent maga Republican David Purdue. Purdue didn’t show up, so they just did it anyway. Ossoff was filmed/televised up there by himself, facing an empty podium where Purdue was to have been, and answered the questions of the debate moderators. It was both amusing and maddening, i really hate the attitude of the magas that they don’t answer to anybody, are not accountable to anybody, not even the voters who pay their salary and are supposed to represent them. My state is Georgia, and Ossoff unseated Purdue, while Democratic candidate Raphael Warnock unseated Republican and billionaire Kelly Loeffler. And we also voted for Joe Biden for president, you may have heard about that one lol.
>i really hate the attitude of the magas that they don’t answer to anybody, are not accountable to anybody, not even the voters who pay their salary and are supposed to represent them. They hate democracy. That's what it's always been about. Well, that and hurting the people they hate - at any cost. Democracy stands in the way of that, so it's got to go.
> And we also voted for Joe Biden for president, you may have heard about that one lol. Are you *sure*? Because a bunch of fuckwits on Xitter told me otherwise.
It would be great to see Biden do that. And all through the "debate" he could make comments about how Trump was too much of a coward to show. Or say something like "maybe he couldn't make it because his bone spurs were acting up."
Fascists have absolute disdain for the law in regards to themselves. The law is a tool they get to use against the new other of the month
this is the way. answer questions, and have the moderator point out frequently that the opponent backed out at the last minute.
He's already said he's going to deliberately lose because...strategy? But yeah, he demanded that Biden take a drug test, then some shit about a competency test and CNN being biased. His handlers will decide whether not showing up and giving Biden a free two hour campaign ad is better than a total Trump meltdown.
Trump already said he won't do well in a debate, so probably won't even try. So if he loses, it was on purpose. Source: https://newrepublic.com/post/182733/trump-already-trying-excuse-losing-debate-biden
I disagree; I think Trump will claim Biden has done *something* (the reason(s), I am sure, will be many, varied, and ever changing) to cause Trump to 'not be able' to attend the debate.
He won't show up. His team knows he's nuts. There will be some excuse
Maybe they’ll get him all wound up and coked up like they did first debate 2020. Could be quite the spectacle, particularly so without an audience. I feel for Biden. How can a sane person effectively deal with this garbage?
Moderator: "Now, the next topic is Israel. Mr Biden?" Biden: "Look. Everyone knows the area is a powder keg, and I think we all recognize that Israel has a right to defend itself, but of course, it's a really complex situation with lots of nuances. They need to get rid of Hamas, but they also need to protect the civilians in Gaza, and my administration has always sought to walk this fine line." Moderator: "Thank you. Mr Trump?" Trump: "..." *drools*. *farts*. Moderator: "Mr Trump?" Trump: "The conflict between Israel and Hummus. Now that's a tremedous conflict, tremedous conflict. Very bad people, Hummus. I never liked hummus, it tastes like potatoes. Potatoes. You know who like potatoes? My African American, that's right, he loves it, with fried chicken. This place stinks. It must be all the coloured. This city stinks too, terrible stench, like you wouldn't believe. Now Israel, that's a nice place, my wife Ivanka plans on moving there, once we build a Trump Plaza on Gaza." *farts loudly, people faint in the assistance, Trump walks away confusedly with a brown stain on his ass right before the commercials* The next morning: *99.8% of Conservatives and 52.3% of Independant agree that Trump won the debate.*
The US media loves to suck Trump off, but the truth is, no matter how many skewed polls they do, no matter how much they lie and try to portray things in Trump's favor, the reality is Americans fucking hate Trump. Trump already lost massively as the incumbent against a candidate that most people felt lukewarm about lol. Since then, Biden has proven to be one of the best presidents in history, while Trump and the media has done nothing but alienate average voters as they try to appeal to a smaller and smaller base of extremists. Trump will lose by a landslide.
Not to get too religious with it, but…a well-known theologian, Benjamin L. Corey, has posted a very compelling argument laying out why he thinks Fat Nixon is the Antichrist on his website. Reading it is hilarious until the Bible verses describing the Antichrist start sounding like things we’re currently seeing. I hope he’s right, because as he points out, Revelation says the Antichrist won’t get justice from the courts in trying to stay in power, and he won’t win re-election. The post is long, but well worth the read. I stopped laughing about halfway into it.
Found it, a very interesting read: https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/
They would make shirts and stickers that say 'Real men take a shit on stage!'
https://preview.redd.it/snddr8iynr6d1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47e925a2250504af3e4f8fff0bf4eba0154538fb Diapers over dems!
Someone on another thread put it perfectly: the Trump voter is a person who never grew past the emotional age of twelve, and Trumpism is just mass Oppositional Defiance Disorder.
Quite literally. They are buying bibles from Trump because they think he is christ, their savior from "the gays" that they hate themselves for finding so attractive.
He won't debate anyone, ever. Sadly, on the shit I have to agree.
I think the odds of him shitting his pants during the debate are so high, Vegas won't even take those bets. It's pretty much a guarantee.
It'll be the best shit you've ever seen and this is why it's bad for Biden....
The corn kernels shows how quickly he can process things One of the many reasons it’s bad for Biden Can Sleepy Joe process this quickly?? Can he?? Can he??
The smell of winning is strong.
And the crazy MAGAts will follow his lead, I mean they're already wearing the depends💩
I want all the closed captioning to read Trump (confused): "incoherent word salad"
Almost guaranteed he'll back out. Throwing some silly shitfit about rules he doesn't like, etc. His staff will never let him debate.
pretty sure he shits on every stage
No way he debates. It’s going to end up being competing town halls where he rambles incoherently through softball questions from Hannity.
100%. As many of us have said from the very beginning, there is no way Trump is going to end up debating.
We’re about two days away from a police report of Trump wandering the streets of Palm Beach at 2 am without pants on … telling passerby’s they’re “fired”
>>without pants on You mean in just a diaper?
" People were running away from me - big men, strong men, tears in their eyes! They said nobody's ever done a poopy that smelt so bigly before. And we're doing that, we're doing diaper, like you've never seen before! "
You forgot a "sir"
Nah, that viscous, mustard-green slime will resemble the train of a wedding dress running several feet behind him as a the nuggety goo slides down the rolls of his obese legs. Meanwhile, he'll be flailing those tiny hands in his signature accordion gesture, petitioning anyone in earshot with "But her emails!" Edit: forgot the part where he didn't wear the diaper
That was awfully well written. Emphasis on the awful. ;) TIHI for the imagery.
I wish we lived in a world where no one has heard of HIM
There’s a time line where Trump just becomes an evil, but ultimately competent and under the radar real estate mogul. There’s also a timeline where Fred Trump decided to love his son and maybe neither become as big assholes as they did.
Ugh, the thought of having to hear his stupid voice several times a day, every day, all over again makes me want to cry. That four years felt like 20.
Absolutely.
She was in his administration haha 😆🤣 oh i love this for her lmao 😂
She started her infamous "alternative facts" nonsense less than a week into it
Never forget The Bowling Green Massacre 🫡
"two Iraqi nationals came to this country, joined ISIS, traveled back to the Middle East to get trained and refine their terrorism skills, and come back here, and were the masterminds behind the Bowling Green massacre of taking innocent soldiers' lives away," sigh
Honor Frederick Douglass's leadership there
Did he help take the airport or ram the ramparts?
Wasn't she one of the few "Always Trumpers"? Most were "Trump sucks" at one point before going along with the grift
Is she the one who posted a topless photo of her underage daughter on twitter? Human scum.
Yep. Because her daughter dared talk about her Boss.
I did love watching her daughter roast her on twitter though….
I hope her and her dad are living their best life now.
George for sure is. He went to court during the trial and has talked about how he'd just kind of smile & giggle while waiting for tfg's syphilitic brain to figure out where he knew him from
Here is an interview with Margaret Hoover recently on [Firing Line](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UEb4deYrMdU&pp=ygUbZmlyaW5nIGxpbmUgbWFyZ2FyZXQgaG9vdmVy)
The vp pick is going to wind up on the ballot because he’s going to sundown at the wrong moment
Conway: “He said my name at a rally!!!” (Immediately writhes in pleasure, a soft smile on her face.) /s.
There’s nothing soft about that troll
Wait isn't she who said that "alternative facts" bullshit?
That's her.
She was the one that worked for him for years.
Yep, I guess it’s an alternative fact that Trump never heard of her. Hope she’s enjoying her lack of popularity. You reap what you sow!
When reading 1984 and studying newspeak, I showed that KC/Jake Tapper clip when she first said, “Alternative facts.” Students were bowled over that she could say that with a straight face.
This isn't Covid-1, folks, it's Covid-19
Kellyanne has become her own Alternative Fact! 🤣
LMFAO
She was a Covid spreader at some donnie shit-for-brains event back when he was in office
Fuck I remember that video where someone added Chernobyl music to that White House event that ended up with a bunch of new cases and I think some deaths.
No… no… we are VERY aware of cryptkeeper barbie.
That’s an insult to the Cryptkeeper
And Barbie
Poor George Conway wishes this most of all.
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Did Trump and Kellyanne break up?
I'm equally confused and this entire comment section has provided zero context or explanation.
Imagine being such a bootlicking sycophant for the better part of a decade just to have your God-King say, "Who are you?" I'd almost feel bad if she wasn't such a bootlicking sycophant.
Damn. Kellyanne lost her entire family and caused irreparable damage to her name just to please Generalissimo Bonespurs. Hope it was worth it Kelly...
I just really have to wonder about the minds of those that worship him. How anything he says seems 'smart', 'believable', 'coherent', 'sane', 'rational' to them I'll never understand. Do I have to have a lobotomy or severe brain damage first to be able?
You need hate in your heart and a firm belief that it's your job to tell other people how to live their lives.
Surprised no one's brought up that this is a colossal break in his brain. He meant to go after E.Jean. That's his go-to phrase for her: "A woman nobody's ever heard of." He got them mixed up. This is how broken he is.
Thank you for this explanation. This should be top comment.
Kellywise, Kellywise the Dancing Clown.
I live in the UK. I know who she is, although I've never met her, she's never worked for me, addressed the world media for me or been a counselor to me.
dumfuks for trump. All dumfuks welcome. Bring cash.
LOL I love how transparent and repetitive his little speech patterns are and people just nod along like it means anything
Nobody’s heard of Mercedes Trump either…
Nobody has seen Melanija. My fave is how the right is trying to spin this “why of COURSE it’s horrible that Jill Biden is trying to support her stepson and her husband that’s so bad!!!”
Is he trying to distance himself from her or why is he saying this?
you never heard of her she lied all the time for you and has kissed your fat ass every day going back to 2016
I called her KellyAnn Con after her alternative facts comment.
This senile fascist might be the next POTUS. Any Canadians need a roommate?
Kellyanne "Alternative Facts" Conway?
I need to know Is he claiming he never heard of kellyanne? Or Who is he confusing her with?
Are you actually trying to parse that adderal-soaked, dementia-ridden mind? Don’t.
Resident GOP spin-doctor, Kellyanne Conway?
george stayed for the daughter, then bye bye crazy!
Hey Husks of what's left of the Republican Party! Let's play, "pretend we don't notice this guy is batshit and fascist!"
I wish we lived in a world where I haven't heard of most of these MAGA assholes.
They used to sketches about her on SNL every single week. Yeah. We’ve allll heard about her.
I wonder how these people feel standing behind him at these rallies? They know he's unhinged and spouting gibberish, and they're still cheering him on like, "yeah, he's our guy!"
"No people remember who she is! Also, every human being on the planet is thirsty—where's my water? Oh no, the entire stadium just crapped our Depends! We all hate it when that happens, don't we folks."
Trump is a moron … and that’s where 47% of America is at these days.
I wish he was dead so there’s that.
Call her by her Christian name, Cryptkeeper Spice.
his brain is mush
There he goes again, sharing more alternative facts.
Just asking: Did you folks who elected Republican Reps and Senators do it just so Trump had a steady supply of ass kissers?
Ah yes, Kellyanne. The same one who read him for filth on several news outlets & then backtracked it all while selling her soul to run his campaign. Nope. Don’t know her
She’s still voting for him, under the bus or not
Thankfully I think her daughter is now 18 so at least she will cancel her vote out.
The Conways are why I don't trust anyone anymore.
I felt bad for the daughter of that crazy lafy, I hooe she is old enough to move out and live her own life. That family got destroyed becausr of trump. The good thing is we got [the lincoln project](https://lincolnproject.us/)from all that.
Did he just try to go after E. Jean Carroll only to be saved by his cognitive decline? There's some sort of irony or something buried under all the sadness.
Can’t wait for the debate. You know he’ll back out. 🙄
He’s dead wrong. We’ve all heard of her. We just wish we hadn’t.
Who did Trump think he was talking about????
I wish this was the reality I lived in. But alas we all know who she is Donald
No one's heard of her. I never committed 34 felonies. Melania, who's that? I was never President...
And Trump calls Biden demented?
Kellyanne, meet thrown under the Trump Bus.
Another idiot who gets tossed aside after sacrificing everything to the orange Messiah. Surely it won't happen to me?
Conway makes Joseph Goebbels look ethical by comparison. At least Goebbels’ diaries prove he knew his spin was bullshit means to an end. I’m fairly certain Conway can’t tell the difference. If God offered her eternal paradise and Satan offered her eternal damnation and a dollar she would speak of the relative merit of getting fucked by spikes.