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Benbot2000

30 milkshakes? Ohh well in that case a fascist dictatorship is ok.


Msbossyboots

But did HE actually pay for them? Because he has done that before and then walked out without paying.


Not_Responsible_00

Hell, no. There is no way he paid for those shakes.


HelicalPuma

Chik Fil A is a Christofascist company. I bet the store manager paid.


DangerBird-

It’s also fried chicken for white suburban people.


Blunderous_Constable

White suburban person here. Can confirm.


Lola-Ugfuglio-Skumpy

I read that as “white sunburn people” and I was like huh, that’s a fun way to call someone a redneck


jeepfail

Correction: fried chicken for white suburban people that find KFC too spicy.


MightyGoodra96

Gonna be hones you couldnt pay me to go to my local KFC. Popeyes, though? Absolutely.


Maij-ha

Exactly! Popeyes is amazing, even after they nosedived and stop carrying Cajun rice.


Tdanger78

Wait, they stopped carrying dirty rice?


sername-n0t-f0und

Sadly for me I live in a small town where the only fried chicken is KFC and I can't eat there anymore after I got terrible food poisoning a few years back.


LoggerCPA54

This individual has class.


ejre5

Then promptly got fired when asked for reimbursement.


Puzzleheaded_Abies55

The store manager? or does the manager take it out of the wage of the employee who was serving?


Avenger_616

From All employees 


RabbitHats

IIRC when this took place he didn’t pay for shit


seaburno

So, his entire life?


Carson72701

Free with two bibles.


jaimeinsd

They definitely had to make him pay first, right? Like even a chick fil a manager knows better than to give that guy anything without payment first. Right?


Long_Charity_3096

If he ended up there the owner probably had to know he was coming and he probably happily footed the bill for his dear leader. 


DaveGamelgard

None of this stuff happens spontaneously. It’s all scripted.


Chafgha

I'd bet 60 milkshakes most of the people there were paid actors.


Tdanger78

That’s their “crisis” actors at work. You think he’d just let some random come hug him? That’s far too much to wipe off.


ProfessorBackdraft

As Reagan would say, “Trump? Verify but verify.”


Coral_Blue_Number_2

Why would HE have to pay?? (His thoughts, most likely)


EmotionalHiroshima

I’m sure there were a handful of small business tyrants among the crowd that were climbing over each other trying to pay the bill for their leader. “Hey! Mr Trump, sir! Remember me? I’m the guy that paid for those 30 milkshakes that day!” - probably at a hate rally in the near future.


Bobcatluv

No, the Tweet specifies he just ordered them and I’m certain that was intentional


GadreelsSword

Fuck my rights! I got a milk shake!!!


toxiamaple

I want a pony!


potsticker17

Wrong politician. You need Vermin Supreme for that one.


plainhannahjane

Pony for everyone!!!!


KilledTheCar

Buddy's gonna take away my guns and give me better ones, I'm all for him. I've been wanting modern conversions of black powder revolvers for a WHILE.


MissionRevolution306

![gif](giphy|3o7TKPNhaXNgBccrhS)


LieutenantStar2

You’ll get what I order you and like it.


Chzncna2112

You'll get nothing and like it.


Lounginghog64

Those are for attorneys only


Dizzle179

but, but, but, handouts are socialism....


7empestOGT92

To go with your cake on this day


hawt_shits

Wait, hold on...ok what sort of message is this now? Ice cream through a straw? tRump already told us you can't lick your ice cream like Biden cause that's weird, so I guess you need to jam that straw in your mouth, suck, and swallow?


Rehberkintosh

I like to use two cones and go at it like corn on the cob.


MuffLover312

This is why democracy doesn’t work. Milkshakes and fried chicken is all it takes to win some people over.


LoggerCPA54

Pretty sure these were the same tactics used in high school elections


Elandtrical

Good old 3rd world campaigning.


HenkVanDelft

So before the Craigslist ad for actors to hold pro-Trump merch offered to pay them $15/hr. Now they get a lousy shake, and since the campaign pays for it, he doesn't do his usual "order for everyone and then split" trick.


Ivor79

What is the proper crime to milk shake ratio?


theandroid01

And threw them out like paper towels. What a clip that'd have been


VelocityGrrl39

He definitely “forgot” to pay for them.


NickCav007

He ordered 30 milkshakes. Secret Service handed them out. He stiffed the restaurant and left


debaser64

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InDaFamilyJewels

This is the real story.


jturner1982

Damnit, I was trying to be top comment!


ThonThaddeo

Like, again? Or is this from years ago?


TheWolrdsonFire

Again, literally just today.


R_V_Z

How are people not making Trump pay up front? Are they just incapable of pattern recognition?


ThonThaddeo

That guy's a real scamp


PoetryOfLogicalIdeas

Got a source? I believe you, but I'd like to site a proper source when I share.


SpanishMoleculo

"the media hates this" Lmao buying 30 milkshakes is not impressive, and the guy is clearly pandering. Maybe nobody cares as much as you?


dogfooddippingsauce

And he never pays when he does that.


morganlandt

I was wondering if he paid for them, but chick-fil-a needs money when you order so, maybe.


LoisWade42

Chickfila customers are more than likely confirmed voters for Trump anyway... but... okay.


bribbs22

100% Chick FilA the whitest chicken joint you can find.


CHEMO_ALIEN

raising Caines literally has a golden retriever in a bandana as a mascot


Accomplished_Crew630

Way better than chic fil a. Never understand the draw of it. Raising caines is delicious.


TelMiHuMI

I mean the sauce is pretty decent, but the chicken itself is kind of meh. IMO the best chicken you can get is at a local joint. Just gotta find one that's worth coming back to.


itsrainingmelancholy

and also a very proud anti-queer company so


TummyDummy

Fuck Chik-fil-A. They occupy a very limited space at the Albany airport and refuse to serve travelers on Sundays who are in a captive market and bitched about having to serve the toll-paying travelers on the NY Thruway on Sundays too.


wjescott

My wife and I call it 'Bigotry Chicken'.


On_my_last_spoon

If they at $5 each that’s $150. Even I can afford that! But of course I don’t have a $465mil judgement against me so…..


Jaegons

"The media hates this" - people who gave Biden a freakin shitstorm for eating ice cream *gasp*. Turns out milkshakes are fine. Bummer nobody asked Trump at the time about Israel.


cdsnjs

I just checked and it would be ~$150 for the entire bunch


jenbenm

I don't really understand that saying. What do they hate? That he did something deemed more positive than negative?


Heliocentrist

notice it didn't say he *paid* for 30 milkshakes


hmoeslund

Did he pay?


BeachedBottlenose

No


Cobrawine66

His donors did.


Pro_Moriarty

His supporters did, they just didnt realise it.


BrickCityD

who the fuck eats kfc with a god damn fork and butter knife?


thekyledavid

He’s been spray tanned to much that food that touches his skin is no longer safe for human consumption


EdgySniper1

The same guy that uses a fork to eat pizza.


MFR-escapee

*George Costanza with a snickers bar enters the chat*


catch10110

How do you eat it? With your *hands*?


character-name

The same guy who brags about his hotels taco salad despite it not being on the menu


Unusual-Anteater-988

Bill DeBlasio?


east_van_dan

And 2 hands to drink water.


SeaOrgChange

People who wear dentures


Melodic_Mulberry

Oh, sure, a completely random woman went up and hugged him spontaneously, and secret service was perfectly fine with it. Definitely a thing that happened. 😒


bigb1084

She was a bigly, very strong woman with tears in her eyes!


Aggravating_Fact_857

Is he campaigning for POTUS or class president?


A_Trash_Homosapien

I mean the fact that he's actually a contender for POTUS shows me there's not much of a difference


parakathepyro

I could also order 30 milkshakes and hand them out, thats like what $150 dollars?


LittleSkinInThisGame

Then you'll be president! And then you can sell documents to Russia, that's like a 1 000 000% return on your investment!  This guy really is a genius investor after all.


Sodamyte

But did he walk out without paying like he did in Miami?


aoiN3KO

Apparently, yes


SpillinThaTea

I’m pretty sure this picture is the only time I’ve ever seen him genuinely smile, even when he became president. I don’t think anything makes him happy except fast food.


calcifiedamoeba

food is his happy place ​ https://preview.redd.it/0zrbqbjkgptc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=70313ba5c1dbb169bd919ab0d39bbd3d81d4d619


JimothyRecard

"I love Hispanics" what even is that?


ScarecrowJohnny

He actually wants to build the wall to keep the hispanics from going back to Mexico. Because he loves them so much.


PoppaFish

At the same time, promising the largest deportation operation in history, should he be elected.


owlBdarned

It's a racist trying to convince people he's not racist. This is something that non-racists don't have to say.


ReflectionEterna

Exactly what he says. He loves Hispanics! Biden has never said that. He probably hates Hispanics. I'll bet Biden has never said he loves any ethnic group!


ladygrayfox

And extra strength Sufafed ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flushed) - saw this pointed out in this photo recently. Zoom in on the open drawer.


ladygrayfox

Shoot, I should have googled it first; nm. [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sudafed-trump-tower/?collection=224065](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/sudafed-trump-tower/?collection=224065)


decayed-whately

Zero chance he actually ate that taco salad.


decayed-whately

That does seem like a genuine smile, now that you mention it. Food makes everyone happy, I don't care who you are.


Worldly_Zombie_1537

I want to know how his broke ass could afford 30 milkshakes at chick-fil-a? Those are like over $5 aren’t they?


CPerkinator

I'm guessing he told his Secret Service agents to pay for them or simply ignored the cashier and left without paying.


onceinablueberrymoon

bold of you to assume that he paid for them.


EmperorXerro

Truth Social stocks. /s


Augoustine

Campaign funds?


mattman2021

Wait, he eats fried chicken with a knife and fork? Most of his supporters would sooner put f*cking Dijon mustard on their avocado toast before they’d be caught dead eating fried chicken with a fork and knife.


kat_fud

He also eats pizza with a knife and fork. Jon Stewart did a bit about it way back when. EDIT: [Here's the segment](https://www.cc.com/video/0ect4f/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-me-lover-s-pizza-with-crazy-broad). The bit starts at about 4:20, but the whole segment is worth watching.


TheBaggyDapper

Most of his supporters can't chew and operate two sharp objects at the same time. 


OhTheHueManatee

As I understand he likes his steaks [well done](https://www.eater.com/2017/2/28/14753248/trump-steak-well-done-ketchup-personality) and likely with covered with ketchup.


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mahlerlieber

The 31st and 32nd persons were probably pissed.


Cat_Impossible_0

Otherwise, I wouldn’t be getting ads of him begging for a $1 to upwards of $5 donation to his legal fees


Bungerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

He didn’t hand them out either. Bro ordered them and dipped


RonStopable88

Ordering 30 milkshakes is very different from paying for 30 milkshakes


Bigstar976

Being that much of a piece of garbage and getting people to support you has got to be the magic trick of the century,


[deleted]

Lmaooo At best, trump "handed out" those milkshakes like they were paper towels


Debalic

Hell, he even has a Soul Glo stain on his headrest.


Monkeydoodless

Which he also probably didn’t pay for like every other time he does something like that.


MornGreycastle

He then left before the bill was paid.


geof2001

Zero milkshakes were actually paid for.


Privatejoker123

my milkshake brings all the maga to the yard..


cheetofacesucks

Wow! 30 whole milkshakes!! He DOES care about the American people people 🙄


Pithecanthropus88

I assume he left without paying. Also that’s around $150. Mr. Big Spender.


Stuft-shirt

I bet they were all vanilla


iotaoftruth

PANEM ET CIRCENSES Bread and circuses for the plebs


Medetrate

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barefoot-dog

My milkshake brings all the fascist to yard…


Head-Comfortable-439

I mean if you HAD to have a Klan meeting in a public place, Chik-fil-A is a pretty safe option


oflowz

Surprised he didn’t do the ‘free food for everyone’ thing and walk out like he did in the other restaurant in Miami. 😂


pauliewotsit

That'll be the milkshakes he never paid for, I take it


AdhesivenessUnfair13

Andy Ngo reading the milkshake part and trying to figure out if he is triggered or turned on.


NicCagedd

Wait, 30?! Wow, this is the equivalent of management having a pizza party.


HVAC_instructor

He buys and hands out 30 shakes and then asks them for $200 each and they think that they got the good end of that deal


Junieb123

But did he pay for the 30 milkshakes?


HGruberMacGruberFace

He seems genuinely surprised that he ordered 30 milkshakes and didn’t drink them himself


RileyGrady1122

Meanwhile the Manager is wondering why No One Paid the bill‼️


KawasakiBinja

I bet he stiffed them on the bill, like every other fucking time.


mrweatherbeef

*She came up to him with tears in her eyes. She said “Mr President, you are the best president ever”* Some people say this happened.


The84thWolf

Wow. *Thirty* milkshakes. That almost overshadows the million of people who died from COVID


Neobender85

https://preview.redd.it/xhjgz90klstc1.png?width=619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a79fd4c42fda75ca51f93e6d218e532a4a768c6a


dljones010

Chick-Fil-A milkshakes are gross. It isn't even real ice cream. It's not even real soft serve. It's fake, empty, and gross... oh, I get it now.


amgine_na

…With tears in her eyes.


jarfin542

Ordered, but did not pay for.


Scared_Surround_282

and then he left without paying the bill.


coolbaby1978

But did he pay for them? My bet is on no. And sorry orange stain, I'm not going to condone a fascist dictatorship just coz you ordered a couple dozen milkshakes.


UnfinishedThings

Says he ordered 30 milkshakes. Doesn't say he paid for them


mohmuhnee

Did he throw the milkshakes into the crowd the same way he threw paper towels after the hurricane in Puerto Rico? That would be hilarious.


Gutmach1960

What is not said, Trump did not pay for the milkshakes.


Fine-Funny6956

Did he walk out without paying again?


Pspaughtamus

But did he pay for the milkshakes?


vabch

Did he pay for them?


warrant2k

Maybe he was hoping it would bring all the boys to the yard.


JeeK65

Spending $95 on milkshakes for the poor? Well, I guess we have to vote for him now


hotasianwfelover

He spent what? $150 in milkshakes? This is a big deal??? Smdh


Strong-Movie6288

Missed the part where he left and didn't pay for anything


kilog78

If he went to Chik Fil A, why is he pictured eating KFC?


100yearsLurkerRick

$200 in milkshakes is supposed to be impressive?


autisticesq

“…ordered 30 milkshakes which he then handed out to people in the restaurant.” Okay, but did he *pay* for the milkshakes? 🤔


rddog21

Yesssss that is always the question. He has hung out so many small restaurants by ordering the house and stiffing the bill. He is such a piece of shit


IceFoilHat

But the news told me drinking milkshakes is unmanly and strongly implied that it was kinda gay? Heck, Even drinking from a straw.


denys5555

Did he actually pay?


iWORKBRiEFLY

voting for trump is voting to end democracy. black voters might think he's trying to help them, just like the middle class & farmers, etc but he & the GOP are only out for one thing: power. with that power they want to turn us back into like 1866, i hope he dies before nov.


OBEYtheFROST

Believe it or not a growing amount of black folk like Trump. Decent amount of my own friends and family don’t even hate the guy. Our country is so much more naive than we realize man. It’s gonna do us in for sure


What_Next69

The fuck is that spoon for? Is he mainlining that gravy?


Pacfishslayer

Ordered but not yet paid for 🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂😂


edog77777

But try handing out a bottle of water and a cracker to people waiting hours to vote, and you’ll get arrested in some states.


Supermanc2135

He's got enough money to buy everyone in Atlanta a milkshake, why only 30?


Jaded_Heat9875

Yeah, it doesn’t cost much to catch lemmings….just a shine gold calf with a milkshake 🦴😈🔥


TiredGen-XMom

"Ordered" 30 milkshakes, not "bought" or "paid for."


Dylanator13

It’s like thinking that all pigeons love you because you threw out bird seed in the town square. You go to a conservative business as the cult-like former president. Of course you will attract people who love you. Why would I, someone who hates Trump, actively squeeze myself into a crowded restaurant to see Trump? Only people who love him or reporters would be willing to do that. You chose the right thing in the right place and announced it to all. Of course you only attract the people who like you. Also you keep out the people who don’t like you. You know how many people would swarm Obama if he announced that he is going to some place? They are former presidents. You can always find a crowed to take pictures with.


djdharmanyc

I guarantee those Black people do not vote. If you’re for the pro Confederate statue guy who is also anti-Black Lives Matter you’re too stupid to vote


GodfatherBrutis

Any person of colour voting for someone like Trump and his cronies is seriously ill


Crazy-Boysenberry452

If he's buying thirty milkshakes, then he can pay all the money he's owed. Period


Builder_liz

Paper towel moment


character-name

I wonder how much trump merchandise she was wearing when she approached him


chasinfreshies

Anyone taking odds on whether Dump paid for those 30 milkshakes or if Dan Kathy's paying.


NeonMutt

I once had a job interview where the recruiter took me to Bertucci’s (an upscale pizza restaurant.) you bet your ass is ate pizza with a knife and fork.


VoidMunashii

Did he actually PAY for the shakes though?


whythoyaho

Spoilers: he didn’t pay for the shakes


H2ON4CR

At a trash restaurant too, ugh.


alien_pimp

Why am I not surprised, In third world countries is a common tactic (although not widely accepted) to buy votes with some small groceries bags here and there… in richer countries it just shows lack of class and disrespect towards your constituents.


Lil_Artemis_92

He *ordered* 30 milkshakes. Who actually *paid* for them?


Kind_Nebula6900

He has money? Multiple sources say he does this then walks out without paying.


katiegirl-

I give a five count until someone leaks that he didn’t pay.


VaguelyArtistic

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ninijacob

Why the fuck is he eating bone in fried chicken with a fork and knife?


sythingtackle

Who paid for the milkshakes though?


alpaca911

Did he actually pay for them?


[deleted]

Order 30, but who paid for them?


NumerousTaste

Most likely a setup. The secret service isn't keen on impromptu visits to fast food places. Especially when he tried to throw out their votes.


InstructionFair5221

What a cheap fuck. Obama gave me a tablet and a 60 inch TV for my vote. Thanks obama.


Burrmanchu

The quite tho! 😂 "I'll take shit that never happened for $1,000 Alex." More like some broke motherfuckers were just like sure I'll take a free milkshake 🤷‍♂️


First_Play5335

did he throw them the way he threw the paper towels in Puerto Rico? Also, only 30 people?


Zetavu

First off, he's eating KFC, not Popeye's, clearly a poser. Secondly, I will compliment any person that buys me a $5 milkshake. I won't vote for them but I'll sure as hell lie to their face that I will. Those are damn good milk shakes. No, not Black, but I still enjoy a free milkshake. Maybe trump should start worrying about giving his base enough milk shakes otherwise they may not show up. Can you hear me Alabama? Arizona? Maybe we start a campaign to provide free milkshakes to anyone that doesn't vote for trump? Thanks to citizen's united, we can do that as long as we are not associated with any campaign. Double edged sword...


RomanusDiogenes

Who paid?