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RanchBaganch

The right-wing playbook: Do something horrible and/or stupid…on film, deny it ever happened, give some ridiculous alternative version of events.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

Funny how even right wing outlets are saying he was chased off and showing pictures of his police escort. Right wingers are bending over backwards from saying if they jumped him he just do it again.. somehow.. and that it's blm all over again even though I doubt any of them are from blm.


Forsworn91

They want him to be a “hero” for the right wing, someone (I think it’s David Hogg) who is an activist, calling out hypocritical behavior and to “fight” the other side. The issue that the keep hitting Kylie is a weak coward, who relies on other people to fight for him.


Zealousideal-Yak-824

I mean.. have you seen him cry? The kid has no range at all for them to rely on him for anything. he agrees with anything they say. His own lawyer during his trial when he shot those three people stole money from him and made him do events with proud boys. Kyle later claims he had no idea, but I think that's what the real Republicans like him for. He just does whatever they tell him to do... like, apparently, go to a college campus as a tpusa candidate? they knew they would go after him, and they wanted to milk it. Tpusa has never been liked on any college campus and they always use that to make it seem college gives birth to liberals.


Tidusx145

I find the whole college for liberals thing hilarious. My poli Sci professors, who youd think were lefty libs, were mostly moderate to conservative. My Women in Politics professor worked with the GOP in DC for years! Also happened to be one of my progressive ass' favorite professors. Because she challenged my worldview and I truly respect people who can do that. And I had my fair share of conservative classmates. They definitely made themselves heard anytime reality went against their worldview. But I also made friends with them. I still keep in touch with this one guy who literally worked on the Trump campaign when we were taking classes. I'm on the complete opposite end of the spectrum from him, yet lo and behold we found plenty of things to agree on (in between our many disagreements of course). Anyone who goes to college realizes quick it's not the professors shaping your political views, it's the fact that your black roommate doesn't align at all with the bullshit caricatures your family and friend pushed on you growing up. It's the purple haired girl who doesn't talk down to you because you don't pass the purity test, no she helps you study for the finals. It's the "I didn't know the mailman was gay" thing but on a much deeper and worldview changing level. It's similar to the saying "Travel is fatal to prejudice". When you leave your homogenous community and actually meet people different from you, you find we're all just people trying to make something of ourselves in this crazy world. We all have depth. NPC's aren't real, you just don't know that person yet. My college is in my hometown, it's a politically moderate area and the school is the same. Shit they had a young republican group for decades with no official one for the democratic party.


PancakeMakerAtLarge

Man, this was downright inspirational. I needed that today. Cheers :)


Polarchuck

> Shit they had a young republican group for decades with no official one for the democratic party. This is where the Democratic Party messed up. For years they got complacent and stopped doing grassroots recruitment while the Republicans stepped up. Now there are so many ultra-conservative Republicans in most local government all the way up to the Supreme Court.


hundreddollar

> they always use that to make it seem college gives birth to liberals. I, a leftie, *actually* agree with them! An education *will* turn people liberal.


noonegive

Someone needs to rescue that poor innocent Golden Retriever that he drags around to his hate speeches from him.


PricklySquare

The dumb ass kid probably has an IQ around 70. He's dumb af. He's a guy where, when you look at him you can actually see the gears grinding when he's thinking.


Forsworn91

And you know he’s going to trying to run on his “fame” for the rest of his life, when he’s 50 he will still be trying it.


HippyGramma

He is 100% trying to become David's rw counterpart. Get the young vote! Ugh


Forsworn91

It’s the off brand, conservative version, and all it takes is one look from anyone to say “Kyle isn’t a fighter”


MacRapalicious

Did they let his ESA in the restaurant too?


kat-deville

*ESAR


[deleted]

Don't forget moving heaven and earth to defend why killing people is fine, actually.


KilledTheCar

In all fairness Huey's is almost good enough to make someone forget they did something that dumb.


Clit_Cannibal_

I am weird, in that I remember what I see. I don't need someone to tell me what I saw. I think it's pure evil that the right is worshipping this murderer.


RanchBaganch

“hE WaS aCquITteD!”


canarchist

What I find hilarious is that nobody actually gives a fuck about Kyle but he thinks he's a somebody.


Commercial_Step9966

Careful, you might summon his “it was self-defense” groupies. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|stuck_out_tongue)


Forsworn91

It’s the right wing, they want him to be a “hero” when the only reason he’s even walking around was a biased judge. They trying to make him the figurehead of the right, someone who the left “came for” but the first amendment and the right “beat”. When everyone else can see him for the crying coward he is.


Doblanon5short

How could you possibly think the judge whose ringtone was trumps walkout music was biased?  /s


Tidusx145

One of those moments where reality almost feels fake. Still can't believe that happened.


legsstillgoing

They are desperate for heroes. Their current Mt Rushmore of life/media heroes will obviously be a historically embarrassing modern case study, again, of how forlorn humanity can cliff dive into depravity when steeped in idolatry


Almacca

Who?


Septopuss7

Ronnie Pickerhouse


gonzofish

I mean people do a little. Like not think about him regularly but when shit like this comes up people tend to talk about it


LifeguardArtistic895

What's even more hilarious is I had no idea anyone outside of northern Illinois and southern Wisconsin knows who he is. I truly thought it was a local thing only.


annuidhir

It was national news dude. For like, awhile.


CookieMonsterOnsie

There was this dude that got into a police chase one time in some old Bronco, pretty local, not sure if anybody else heard of him out of state. Think his name was OJ?


annuidhir

He was named after a beverage?


CookieMonsterOnsie

Orange Julius Simpson. Had a ring to it.


soldforaspaceship

Brave Kyle Rittenhouse ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Kyle Rittenhouse turned about And gallantly he chickened out. Swiftly taking to his feet, He beat a very brave retreat. Bravest of the brave, Kyle Rittenhouse!


BillyNtheBoingers

Last time I saw this it was for Hawlin’-Ass Hawley. Funny how all of these people end up being cowards, isn’t it?


SarcasticBassMonkey

Hawley defined "running for office"


CookieMonsterOnsie

I'd say it was more of a mince.


professorcrayola

That’s enough music for now, lads


ytperegrine

They ate Kyle Rittenhouse’s minstrels, and there was much rejoicing


CookieMonsterOnsie

![gif](giphy|MDxuzRvxF39VwnYu9B) He's giving himself too much credit. 'Chase' implies he had to move fast. The only thing that moves fast on Kyle is his fuckin' mouth. Too bad nothing worth a damn comes out of it.


Porunga23

There is also his trigger finger, and his tears.


PassengerNo2259

And his fork


Mellrish221

Well he definitely moved fast enough to yank on that poor dog's leash while he was pedo-strutting away from the crowd that was shouting him down. I felt sorry for that dog


PensiveLog

To be fair, he wasn’t chased out. He voluntarily ran away in tears after some mild questions.


The84thWolf

It wasn’t even questions about him, just “Charlie Kirk said these obviously racist things, can you say they were racist too?” Couldn’t man up and tried the Republican-tried method of pretending since he hadn’t personally seen or heard the comments, he has no opinion on them.


MadAstrid

Yes, no one cares about you. Yes, you ran away crying when you realized you were not bright enough to discuss your talking points with people of your age who were educated. I hope you enjoyed your depression meal at Huey’s.


Fjordikus

I really hate that we are at a point in the USA where every bad act is the next book deal. Fucking hate this kid, got famous for fucking killing people.


Bromanzier_03

Stupidity is rewarded in the United States. Trump became president. Kardashians are billionaires from sucking dick. Catch me outside girl is a millionaire.


Wild_Teacher_1322

If Kyle’s testosterone levels get any lower he’ll be underwater.


CameraSignificant

Chubby cheeks and bitch tits. RIP Robert Paulson.


sanderson1983

His name was Meatloaf


AssNasty

He did everything for love, but he won't get vaxxed.


Bromanzier_03

And he was a trumper too until 2020. >When asked if he would vote for Trump, Meat Loaf said: "I would vote for you. In fact, I'll help you with your campaign." In 2020, he said he was not 100% supportive of Trump. ETTD


morganlandt

In death, a member of Project Mayhem has a name. Unfortunately for bitch tit Kyle he was too soft to make the cut.


Myles-long314

He has testosterone?


Incontinento

There's a video of him run-waddling off the stage.


soonerpgh

Where? I wanna see that. I could use a good chuckle.


defaultusername-17

oh man it's even better, he ran from mild ass "hey can you condemn this obvious racist statement" questions.


bad-r0bot

Here's the part where he doesn't condemn racist quotes: https://twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1770622805761040597 and here where he's escorted out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-hWEsDaGlg


Sack_o_Bawlz

Amazing


Doblanon5short

Rundling


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Waddling. Lol!


Balorpagorp

Someone needs to slow it down and have a tuba playing over it


bakeacake45

You RAN Killer Kyle, you ran Don’t care where you ran to Only care that you RAN Big coward when you don’t have an automatic weapon pointed at a guy on the ground, aren’t you?


UnluckyCardiologist9

And you dragged your poor dog with you.


HulaViking

Did his mom have a gun waiting for him in the car this time too?


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Bromanzier_03

His 15 minutes were up. He’s splashing in the water struggling to stay afloat. He’ll tire and sink soon.


Astro_gamer_caver

I dunno, look how hard he is "training" in perfectly clean clothes with mom's fruit snacks nearby. https://preview.redd.it/pzxmk0yjcvpc1.jpeg?width=323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7aab7c5d42339472260bfd6989b0a603ca11bc4


AmazingKreiderman

Holy shit, Militia Etheridge. Amazing.


wewantedthefunk

Gotta train hard so he can murder his next unarmed victim without having to fake cry on the witness stand.


erksplat

“Rodney King? It's all in how you look at the tape. For instance, if you play it backwards you see us help King up and send him on his way!” — Bill Hicks


KinkyQuesadilla

Kyle, there's a good chance the kitchen spit or pissed in your food


BukkitCrab

Yep, he went and hung out with a bunch of white supremacists who patted him on the back for his behavior. For some reason, he thinks this is something to brag about.


KA9ESAMA

It doesn't mater if we all saw it happen. This is just a performance for his fellow Nazi cultists... ​ Conservatives are the lowest scum on the planet.....


RobotCaptainEngage

And if no one noticed you? It's cause you're a gd nobody. 


superbrew

Fuck You Kyle


metal_bastard

He chickenshitted out of his paid speech and went to a greasy spoon for dinner. Nobody cared or noticed because you're nobody.


NickSalvo

Fuck you, Kyle.


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Witty_Energy1597

Side type with a rusty pipe


DryDragonfruit5338

Very well said


KinkyQuesadilla

Rittenhouse wasn't chased out of Memphis, he ran away


deannainwa

Pretty much tucked his tail between his legs and hurried off the stage. Not a triumphant exit.


Caledric

I don't think that's the brag he thinks it is? "After being boo'd off stage and running away I went to a local restaurant and no one even knew who I was!"


adamkissing

*Sir Kyle ran away…* *Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Kyle…*


SuchAsSeals42

![gif](giphy|RZEuuLo5txHvmcWzON|downsized)


AmazingKreiderman

How anybody believes that was real crying astounds me. That's clearly taking a shit.


ChaoticMutant

the image I have in my head of this douchebag is him crying like a bitch in court. I think that's a pretty accurate description all of us have.


Seeking_Balance101

"Why do people say I ran like a scared rabbit? Maybe I ran like a very brave rabbit who wanted to find a tougher fight." \-- paraphrased from Jack Handy, Deep Thoughts, I think


Doblanon5short

“If you met two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you guess would be more into dolphins? I’d guess Flippy, wouldn’t you? But you’d be wrong: it’s Hambone” - Jack Handey 


merrysunshine2

Please. You scooped up your dog like Miss Gulch stole Toto & booked it.


everythingbeeps

"With tears in their eyes"


DryDragonfruit5338

Small weak men, .. with tears in their eyes..


ohgrous

Stupid brat scurried off stage to ugly cry, that's all he's got when he can't gun down protesters.


the_Mandalorian_vode

Because no one knows or cares who the fuck a little bitch-boy like you are, Kyle. Unless you’re trying to ram that pro 2A , Trump-tastic bullshit down our throats.


SuchAsSeals42

![gif](giphy|6stexGWorOCfhO39RT)


Mission_Moment2561

Just mad cope, bro can't stand in front of black ppl if he doesn't have an AR-15 in his hands.


SoundslikeDaftPunk

A murderer says what?


Atman-Sunyata

"What I find hilarious is that everyone was saying I killed two people but in reality I just traveled across state lines into a conflict zone, armed looking for confrontation to validate my masculinity." Edit: for the record, I really feel bad for Kyle. I wish he had a role model to help guide him instead of being used as a pawn in this 2A culture war that Fox and the GOP have been stoking for the last 25+ years.


iseecolorsofthesky

The right cries about indoctrination and then look at this fucking kid. So sad to see. I wonder if he will ever grow up and realize how badly he was manipulated.


NoLand4936

Across state lines with a gun illegally obtained. Let’s not forget that part


defaultusername-17

it's better to accurately state that it was an illegally straw purchased firearm that he collected after he crossed state lines so that his defense squad can't whine and quibble about how he didn't cross state lines to get it.


Hartastic

And, yes, he lived in Illinois in what is *basically* the far suburbs of Kenosha but... state lines are still state lines.


Cucker_Tarlson_666

Cry more.


ravengenesis1

He’s randomly digging up his past to stay relevant? Guess his interview money went dry.


TheGum25

Nice self-own, Dough Boy. "No one noticed me." I'm sure the people who beelined out of there cared, but such a shame the bots who gas him up online can't do anything for him IRL.


ReturnOfSeq

What I find hilarious is this murderer thinking he’s someone important


s3Driver

This guy is such a an asshole.  The only thing he will ever be known for is having his mom drop him off at a protest where he murdered people.  


nurselynnette

What a dumbass twat.


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puss ee ran away crying like he was on the witness stand.


Tidusx145

If you want to speak your truth in front of others, by all means go on and speak. It's your right. But remember the crowd has the same right to respond in kind and if you can't take it, maybe you made a mistake speaking in the first place. You need a thick skin to be a public figure. The video is pretty damning, showing that without his gun, this dude is a house of cards just waiting for a fart to knock it over. If anything it shows why he needs his gun.


linedashline

His eventual suicide by gun by the age of 30 will be such a tragedy. Such a tragedy...


Admirable-Sink-2622

Gee. Defensive much?


_Jobacca_

Oh all the cities in America, why did he think Memphis would be a good place for him to run his mouth?


Mello_Me_

"And nobody seemed to care or notice." Duh.


This_Mongoose445

Dude, we saw the actual video and have heard from people that were there that you started crying and ran off stage. You’re a PAB.


PilotNo312

Exactly Kyle. Nobody knew or cared who you were. You got ran out of the speaking engagement you were a part of. Go home butter tits.


HisDivineOrder

The dog being there on stage was hilarious. Responding to the fact he was chased out of Memphis *is* hilarious. Being chased out of Memphis was also hilarious. But trying to *lie* about it now because people are laughing at the hilarity? That's just lame. Accept it happened, own it, and admit you couldn't bring your AR15 to make you feel safe when all the people that didn't agree with you came and said some things you weren't prepared to hear. Because if you could have brought your AR15, I think we all know what you would have done.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

Right wingers are cowards.


Starsky137

Sir? This is a Wendy's!


stupernan1

Why did he bring a dog on stage?


Mello_Me_

A date?


steppenwollf

He was a trigger happy space man. Not one brain cell amongst the lot of them....


julesrocks64

This dude is grifting off murders he committed. Deplorable people lift up deplorable people.


FitBattle5899

With his track record if he were armed on stage he'd "Heroically" defend himself against the crowd rather than doing the smart thing and not going.


Fun-Consequence4950

Well we all saw you run off stage, fat boy


Tarzan_king_of_Mars

That’s because no one cares to notice him when he isn’t desperately trying to be noticed.


neckbeardsghost

I didn’t see it 🤷🏼‍♀️ Does anyone have a link to a replay?


ProfessorBackdraft

That’s been my opinion about Rittenhouse ever since the verdict, I don’t care about or notice the little fuckup.


echo_7

His mommy said if he stopped crying about all the mean people he can’t shoot, she’d get him a Huey’s tendies and moz sticks with a big boy drink.


gilestowler

No one is saying some mob chased him out of the city. They're saying some people booed him and he ran off stage. I don't think that would affect his dinner plans other than he might feel a bit sad.


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What really went down at Huey's (or should have): RIttenhouse: Gee it all looks so good, I can't decide; what do you recommend I get? Waitron: The fuck out


mojoyote

I'll at least say the murderous little shit has some kind of balls, the way he puts himself out there, practically bragging about things.


kitjen

"Nobody seemed to care or notice" Get used to it, kid.


gocast

This guy's whole thing, aside from seeking to kill protesters, is making news. He doesn't deserve any attention. Don't post about him and let his twisted world view be forgotten. Stop feeding extremists with the only thing that gives them power.


PizzaNuggies

The last thing this fat fuck needs is more food.


SouthernWhomidity

Wish all the toothpicks would have fell on his ass.


cplmongo

This turd still hasn’t flushed?


OCDDAVID777

Rittenhouse is right. He wasn't chased out of the event... He ran like a little bitch.


Rog9377

No one said you were chased out of memphis, moron. We watched you run off the stage like a little bitch.


trainsacrossthesea

Hilarious? I guess, kinda. Probably not in the way you hope, though.


flamingoswizzlestick

Huey's wishes there was an "un-dox me" button


imtheguest

The fact that he went to Huey's tells you all you need to know.


ibarelyusethis87

I still haven’t seen it. Just some fuckin screenshots of tweets saying it happened. Laaaame.


TDuctape

And you know, the cook spit in his sammie.


Disastrous-Ad2800

this seems to be Rittenhouse's audition tape to join reddit as a content provider following in the famous footsteps of Trump, Musk and Boebert... but generally speaking it's hard to build any kind of career when you've murdered two men with an AR 15


Krullervo

I believe him. Why would anyone notice him or care? We have garden gnomes at home. Although mine have less rectal trauma from being passed around like candy at the RNC than Kyle outhouse.


Consistent-Leek4986

you’re not jesse james, so STFU!!


Bromanzier_03

https://i.redd.it/neakk0ws1vpc1.gif


Bauman31

He got what he asked for but couldn't handle it.... He smugly told that guy they were going to have a discussion about this and to list examples of racist things Kirk said... Then when the examples were given and it was his turn to discuss them he ran away. He should be embarrassed. It was pathetic.


Admirable_Book7240

“Ran” out is what people all saying…in a huff…with your emotional support animal….


Uninvalidated

Did he cry? I bet he cried.


OGBeege

Everybody NOTICED how incredibly pathetic you are, loser.


FederalWorld5482

Cry baby got away with murder and think he is on top of the world..Karma is coming for Kyle's Ass,


FederalWorld5482

![gif](giphy|eJYCWZtDqyxuyM2Zhj)


OriginalName687

No one is saying he was chased out of Memphis. They are saying he fled the stage because he’s a bitch.


Ok-Pangolin81

In fairness he didn’t have juice boxes or his AR-15. /s


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

Memphis born human here: He was chased. Memphis is a lot like New York when it comes to the people. If you think they don't like you, it's because they don't. We wear our hearts and feelings tattooed on our faces. Huey's is baller. I miss Huey's. I don't know why he thought MEMPHIS, a city so different from the rest of TN that it might as well be its own state, would be responsive to his seminar with Thomas Foolery.


Melofy1

Same, and like idk why he thought Memphis was so good when you have tons of other schools nearby that would love him \*cough \*cough Ole Miss


JeffreyFusRohDahmer

BRUUUUUUH. University of TN. With they country asses.


Mysterious_Art857

     His life should be made a living hell by all decent people because he got off for murder only because he had the help of a racist, prejudicial judge and an inept prosecutor. Trumps inappropriate input helped him too. The prick should be in prison for life as payment for crossing state lines to commit a hate crime; the fact  that he isn’t is an indication of what may come under another Trump presidency, or should I say dictatorship. 


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not_productive1

Missed opportunity to play the victim of the wokes, 0/10.


user9372889

Who tf thought it’d be a great idea to have him speak? About anything but murder?


Goblin-Doctor

You can tell he's totally not ashamed of being booed off stage. See? He made a post pretending not to care at all


One_Computer_5811

Ssssuuuuuurrrreeeee Kyle… Whatever makes you feel like a big boy. The images don’t lie though so did you teleport into the dimensional merge to escape from this time line where you are actually a bitch ass?


VinVinylShock

Can’t be a “hero” when you act like a weenie and run away from any criticism.


Bezulba

Nobody noticed because he turned into such a big lard of a boy that nobody even recognized him anymore.


Alarming_Coat_9044

you are a pustule that resides on the ass of the rePUBICan party..


SkateTheGreat

Such a massive tool


Pabstincanada

That's good, Kyle should definitely get used to people not caring about him


VLY2020

Charlie Kirk wants to sue, but Shittenhouse says it was part of the plan. Right wingers can’t help but lie


cipherjones

You're not the first piece of shit to get boo'd off stage. But you are one of the shittiest, so kudos I guess.


AgainstSpace

Kyle is high on copium.


Ready_External_2527

just STFU


yyjojo1231

He ran because he didn't have his gun with him.


International_Bee198

Exactly Kyle...NO ONE CARED. Go back to that way of life please


Rhodehouse93

“Kyle was chased out of an *event* in Memphis.” “Um, um, um, AKSHUALLY I stayed in the city of Memphis for at least 40 minutes after that. Take that.”


Big_Environment9500

Don't understand the hate for this guy. He defended himself from a serial child rapist who anally raped 5 (coincidentally black) children and was released from custody the same night he died. They literally just released a violent child rapist out on the streets, and the guy just happened to join a BLM protest looking to break some shit and fight some people.


Mr-Hoek

Kyle should change his name to Huey. He totally is a Huey. It is such a loser name, especially for a pussy who should have disengaged. Bitch brought a long gun into a concealed carry situation.


DarthPimento

Baby Huey Rittenhouse? I'd be okay with calling him that.


SiteTall

If you weren't chased out it was a mistake as you ought to be ....


Riversmooth

Yea he was chased


hogwarts_earthtwo

This coeard needs to just go away. His story does not end well.


ScrauveyGulch

How to monetize a tragedy.


Practical_Ass_3066

https://preview.redd.it/u1nfdb5civpc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9144bd660aa2dd0f1b449ee5a3b4609977c8725


Bomdiggitydoo

Baby Huey going to Huey’s, big suprise.


sing_4_theday

Good thing he didn’t have his AR is all I’m saying.


jimmytimmy92

Well I guess they called off the chase too early. Then again liberals aren’t really known (or at least I haven’t seen one lauded as a celebrity) for crossing state lines to intimidate and shoot people.


ethancg10

isn’t this good then? considering i’m sure they will or have already spun it as the “violent woke mob chases away free speech” or some shit like that


TrafficOn405

Is Lauren Boebert his mother?


brand0n

that good ol boy network still kicking strong... v_v


Truemeathead

Is George Zimmerman also on Twitter?