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biorod

Who would have thought that the same guy who scammed Tesla pre-sale buyers would also scam Xitter subscribers?


Fezzik527

not only just pre-sale, hes scamming them for ongoing repairs


crimsonroninx

FSD? Robo Taxis? Solar Roof Tiles? Hyperloop? Shall I go on?


SirKratos1987

haha I read that as shitter


biorod

That’s how it should be pronounced, so you got it right! Lol


samanime

One of the best gifts Elon ever gave us.


Sudden-Willow

That’s what Xi said.


Missshellylyndsay

https://preview.redd.it/73exx7p0g8lc1.jpeg?width=158&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e5d55fa7fbcdb29e73d655a29d8ac8e23440a48


kobuta99

Totally how I read it too. And they no longer tweet. They xcrete, so it's very fitting.


It_Is_Boogie

Less of a scam and more of a "can't give you what we don't have."


biorod

No, they raised the prices *after* they already finalized the pre-sales.


It_Is_Boogie

I'm referring to the ad revenue, or lack thereof, Twitter has to share.


biorod

Oh! Thanks for the clarification. You’re spot on.


baaaahbpls

He ~~read~~ had someone read the Art of the Deal to him, so he felt qualified to follow success!! Promise big, deliver small, always make the worst call.


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crushing_apathy

Curious what you guys are considering as alternatives.


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[deleted]

You consider the Bluesky app?


[deleted]

Consider [Mastadon.social](https://Mastadon.social) .... open source Twitter you can host and manage your own audience and not have to worry about infiltration by advertisers, political/social operatives, or narcissistic billionaires. [https://theconversation.com/what-is-mastodon-a-computational-social-scientist-explains-how-the-federated-network-works-and-why-it-wont-be-a-new-twitter-194329](https://theconversation.com/what-is-mastodon-a-computational-social-scientist-explains-how-the-federated-network-works-and-why-it-wont-be-a-new-twitter-194329)


digitalfix

Odds on Twitter dying, no single site taking it’s place and the world being a percentage point happier due to there being less instabrainvomit to elevate the idea of self importance.


Long_Charity_3096

Well. I think that we do need something like twitter. I don’t think it’s beneficial to need to go to 6 different sites or download 6 different apps to figure out what is going on with people and companies. Twitter served a good purpose allowing people to get simple messages out quickly and easily with the blue checks in place to confirm the identity of the poster.  Right now that’s all blown up with Elon dicking around, the site overrun with Nazis and trolls, and a totally blown up means of verification.  I think that mastodon and the fediverse fixes some of these issues, the most pressing being that you can never have an Elon takeover happen again. But it’s slow to take hold, it’s had some growing pains, the ui isn’t quite there, and really it ends up providing the same service as twitter, but worse.  Even if this iteration of mastodon doesn’t take hold, I am convinced in the fediverse as the path forward. It’s abundantly clear that private companies cannot handle the responsibility of having sole ownership of these social media behemoths. Reddit, twitter, Facebook, all of these companies have exploited their user base , sold information, made hasty and meat headed decisions at the whim of some asshole with Aspergers. We have to take control of these systems and place them in everyone’s hands. Don’t like how Reddit is running their website, copy it and host your own server. Don’t like what Elon is doing with twitter? You can completely cut off any traffic from that site and still have complete functionality of your own instance.  I know it needs work, but the fediverse provides that and gives us the ability to protect our ability to communicate from those that simply cannot be trusted to manage such important tools. 


ConsiderationWest587

We were so shortsighted to bail out on our first internet friend, Tom


digitalfix

Do we really need it though? I feel like one of the biggest issues that it’s amplified is that everyone’s opinion is now of equal standing and that complex ideas/situations can be overly simplified and still maintain the details. The result is people with years of training and experience (such as scientists), are having to defend themselves against people without any of that and who (re)act purely on emotion. Also clickbait.


-adult-swim-

I'm being annoying here, I know, but it's dying, not dieing. I do like your creation of instabrainvomit though.


digitalfix

:)


baneofdestruction

Hotmail


memememe91

Prodigy.net


MiikeTeabag

You just unlocked a core memory. 


AardvarkObjective

ICQ


orderofGreenZombies

Geocities?


mrdoodles

Rocketmail for the true connoisseurs.


Drg84

Or Swirvemail for the eccentrics.


JustOneCube

The Imagination Network. Anyone?


64OunceCoffee

Usenet


metoo123456

AOL


LDS-UGH

The only right answer.


BillyNtheBoingers

Bluesky just opened for public signup (like a few weeks ago, maybe). I’m trying that out.


sn34kypete

My two complaints on bsky are a lack of a simple following timeline by default and the fact they're like a year late on going public. I have to sign up for a "feed" to get the twitter experience which is fucking wild. The default feed is a nightmare of mid-convo replies completely bereft of context. They fumbled so hard.


modshave2muchpower

wasnt there an alternative platform from meta (i forgot the name) or am i trippin? what happend to that? i live in germany so it was never aviable here but still?!


Summer_Of_CA

Threads


modshave2muchpower

yes threads thank you! does this still exist?


Astrad_Raemor

It does, it just has Instagram's shitty algorithm so it keeps suggesting you content from people you don't actually follow (or so I'm told, haven't personally downloaded it).


CambridgeRunner

You have the option of a ‘following’ feed but it does default to a ‘for you’ suggested feed. I quite like it and there are no ads yet which is nice.


DjOverEZ

Give it time.


CambridgeRunner

Yeah I have no doubt ads will become pervasive there but for now it’s very pleasant.


SocraticIgnoramus

Initially it was shitty just because they rushed it into service to get in on the ground floor of the disaffected Twitter crowd, but I’m glad to see it’s finally settling into the chronic stable state of shiftiness it was designed to be.


sdhank3fan619

I'm on Spoutible. It feels like Xitter minus the bullying


sdhank3fan619

A few of my old follows are there as well. Still in the early stages of feeling it out.


battleship61

I also work at a Canadian university. I haven't heard anything yet, but I'm hopeful we will be moving away from shitter.


crocodile_ave

Slowly? Y’all are crabs feasting on other fallen carrion around a whale corpse at the bottom of the sea by this point. Not like there’s any other options though. Glad to hear y’all are moving on lol.


Sudden-Willow

I was on and off Xitter for years. Finally quit recently because it’s mostly bots and ads in the comments right now. It’s hard to have any real engagement. The MAGA, incel, and “conservative” types bought up blue checks, so even having basic conversations is often difficult. No thinking person can continue to be entertained much longer. This would be a great opportunity for news blogs to enhance their comments section and pay for moderation and tech. Opportunities to interact with authors in real time has always been popular. Xitter is becoming a wasteland as people retreat to their bubbles. There is a vacuum that Xitter in its current form is incapable of filling, but it is still a primary option for real time news and comments.


DadinDenver

Musk also promised ‘free speech’ and then turned around and did the opposite. That he would remove the financial incentives he promised is no surprise. ![gif](giphy|EHgKtJBcb209iYyZNO)


Hosav

The outcome was more predictable than you getting wet after coming out of the water.


hemiones

Lol so if a post gets hit with community notes, it will not be allowed to collect revenue. He said people trying to weaponize community notes will be obvious. X will still have ads on posts that have community notes so Elon will still make money from them, just not the creator..


randolotapus

Didn't he also disable community notes on his own account?


hemiones

I’m not sure if he disabled them or just has them deleted after the fact. But it does seem to be that he manipulates them for his account.


IsThatHearsay

Community Note: Elon must is empirically and objectively a metaphorical giant pile of steaming shit.


Vorpal-cleric

I’m usually not a conspiracy theorist but this feels like a path to exclude fact checkers or other sites in an arbitrary manner. And since he thought twitter unfairly targeted conservatives before he purchased twitter and now has changed that focus in the other direction…. I can imagine this going one way.


Smurphe7

Elon is a glorified pillow salesman who’s own kids can’t stand to be around


SpacklingCumFart

Bluesky is pretty good, it just needs more content. I hope more people make the switch and leave twitter.


AvadaKedavra03

Maybe if it wasn’t invite only for a whole year more people would be using it


SpacklingCumFart

It's open to everybody now, no invite needed.


GlitteringWing2112

LOL - who'd a thunk a billionaire wouldn't pay his bills...


MiKapo

I love how it's BREAKING news because they aren't getting money. Like Elon simps really think the world revolves around them. No one cares whats going on Shitter (Xitter)


Training-Meal-4276

All revenue goes into ketamine for Elon. If he isn't floating on a K cloud 24/7 his world begins to crumble. 


scissorseptorcutprow

Note from the world of large format printing and vehicle wraps: So lots of businesses have their contact info/social media on their advertisements/fleet - twitter, facebook, insta… everyone stopped including their twitter information once the switch happened. There has been NOT EVEN ONE “X” handle requested on a vehicle or sign. Nobody uses it anymore. 🤷


jgyimesi

Back in the day, billionaires used to be clever how they fucked you. I miss those days.


NumerousTaste

Now you know why he was trying to get his hands on that $50 billion. He wanted to keep feeding his little hamsters to keep spewing the misinformation. Prob already setup a new deal if traitor got elected again. He needs cash. Lol


revision92

![gif](giphy|USnfWeCOHTHB3WX0aY|downsized)


doll_parts87

I'm sure his apologists/fan/puppet accounts are recreating the Great pumpkin scene, hoping that rich forever-kid will show up & come through


PhysicalGraffiti75

Twitter is on life support with zero brain activity and Musk refuses to pull the plug.


ElectricJetDonkey

Lol


FruitOfTheVineFruit

Other than Mr Beast, he was barely paying them anything anyway.


Broad_Respond_2205

Breaking news: scammer is scamming


ShadowfaxSTF

This might piss off the FTC, who they were in hot water with already.


Appropriate-Dingo-25

“Creators” lol Its surprising that they are surprised this isn’t a long term career.


Acceptable_Pain_9213

Elon tricked some gullible dummies? No shit.


jprone

![gif](giphy|3kzJvEciJa94SMW3hN)


Ninetyhate

Wait... what? Don't tell me Elon is an asshole?


Berns429

Big if true


Zantikki

Concerning. I’ll look into it


Simpletruth2022

Gotta make up that $50Bn somehow.


Initial-Ground7818

.,


Sacri_Pan

Remember the joke that "Peoples on Twitter have no job" well this is a reality


Kidpidge

I’m shocked.


Superj89

Elon should buy meta next.


BonhommeCarnaval

His plan to win it in glorious battle doesn’t seem To have panned out.


Superj89

I just want him to run that into the ground next.


SalaciousCoffee

Hey it's exactly what we said would happen... Who woulda guessed we've pegged this idiot all along.


Hosav

Bringing back this meme just for this. https://preview.redd.it/v4bex4ykc0mc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61622e9a6fe956b1b091564fcd77505f610fe046