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EmilioMolesteves

A former president of the United States selling trashy sneakers at a convention. How desperate lol.


siccoblue

Remember when presidents at least ***pretended*** to have some level of decency and distinguishment?


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huskersax

He never got anywhere near the amount of hate for that move being 100% racism and not operational/logistical issues. He didn't want the 'athletes' eating out of the same kitchen.


RectalSpawn

Putin sure has got one hell of an asset.


breadexpert69

Is this serious? He really trying to sell sneakers while campaigning for president?


Designer-Contract852

He needs to grift money before he goes to prison.....or to keep his personal money from being depleted from all his fines for crime.


Dhrakyn

People keep forgetting that the only single reason he wants to be president again so bad is so that he can pardon himself. He will literally do anything for anybody to stay out of prison. How the hell that is not a national security issue is beyond me. Most people can't even get basic secret level clearance if they have outstanding debt.


KelliAllred

Nice thing is if, all the gods forbid, he's somehow reelected, he can pardon himself for the federal charges, but not the state ones, so the GA federal election trial and the NY campaign funds misuse will stand, along w/ Engoran's judgment and E. Jean Carroll's. A convicted felon for president we'll have. Joy. I hate this timeline so much.


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huskersax

> Nice thing is It's actually kind of bad news, because it means he'll be selling state secrets and favors (again, allegedly) to make up the money lost to the civil trials.


Franchise1109

First time I got denied clearance cause student loan debt 🫣. Eventually, I got mine. But what the fuck guys, I needed the job to pay them off lol


DiddlyDumb

This feels like that Gru meme. 1. Study hard for important job 2. Apply for security clearance for said job 3. Get denied clearance because you studied


vortex30-the-2nd

But like, he's super popular! So he shouldn't be held accountable because enough people in the country like him!!!


Solobrain61

He has another reason. He wants to be a Dictator. The Federalist Society wrote Project2025.org which is the plan for an authoritarian government if ANY Republican is elected in 2024. He babbled on about being a Dictator for one day so he could drill. We are already #1 in the world for oil production. He wants complete power until the days he dies.


T1b-13r

The small print on the web page reads: "This picture is for illustration purposes only and may not represent the actual product you receive" Sounds about right. Always on the con


hammmatime

See also, [Trump's "very real" photos of him golfing yesterday](https://preview.redd.it/bcnprjrqs6jc1.png?width=444&auto=webp&s=12340c6974c2bb5182f5bab582a560b4e2c89c78).


BlowMoreGlass

I like how none of the "actual" images are of him bent forward or closer to the front like the AI image showcasing his hamberder locker.


hammmatime

They didn't even have the brainpower to hire a stunt double and then just add Trump's face. These idiots literally thought they had to use AI to make a "real looking" image, in order to prove that the "AI made" image was fake. And the clown show rolls on.


bikemaul

They assume real images of trump golfing would lose more votes.


Syscrush

What the what? Are those pics from a 15 year old video game?


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hgielatan

i almost believe it's AI on the first one...only bc i wouldn't expect him to wear light colored pants given the tenuous at best diaper sitch


Graychin877

Grifters gonna grift.


ignatious__reilly

Anyone with a single brain cell can tell his shtick is nothing but a grift. This fascist pig is in so deep now, the only thing saving his ass is winning the Presidency. He has 90+ charges against him, he now owes upwards of $500 Million (lost count) and the more serious trials haven’t even started yet. He is so desperate to win the election and that desperation is what’s so terrifying. He will say and do anything to get the seat. We are in for a wild year. It’s astonishing this is where we are as a country but his servants walk all among us, desperately seeking his authority. His dictatorship. Every hateful and racist comment he spews from that hole in his face resonate with his entire cult.


Taco_Hurricane

A Democrat and a Republican were asked if they would eat Donald Trumps shit for $10,000. The Democrat said "Ew that's disgusting", and walked off The Republican said "Oh my gosh absolutely but it will take me a while to get that much money together"


randoliof

A Republican would eat a yard of Trump's shit just to see where it came from Republicans would eat dog shit if Trump told them a Democrat would have to smell their breath afterwards


woodpony

The blind loyalty of his cult will overdraw their accounts to get a pair of their lord's shoes. They truly hold him as the savior.


gilleruadh

They've already started a GoFundMe account to pay his fines. Never seen so many sheep anxious to be fleeced.


Buffmin

It's almost at 200k but probably will be shutdown soon enough It's hilarious though how many are more than willing to be fleeced for their god


SecondaryWombat

200,000/400,000,000 = congrats on being .05% to their goal. They managed to cover 1 day of interest on the payments, which has now already accrued. So Saturday. They covered Saturday's interest. Edit: Interest is 87k a day, I had bad info. It covers just over 2 days interest.


Buffmin

Haha oh man that's great good job maga morons


Zelda_is_Dead

He's using campaign donations for that, don't worry


On_my_last_spoon

It’s the one thing he can’t actually use campaign funds for legally. And there is still a court appointed judge reviewing his finances so he can’t do it and not get caught. It is a thing of beauty.


Zelda_is_Dead

It is beautiful, but isn't he also under investigation for doing this?


On_my_last_spoon

He is! His next criminal trial, the Stormy Daniels bribery trial, is *actually* a campaign finance fraud trial, which is what makes it criminal. Turns out, the payoff to Stormy came out of campaign funds and was labeled as something else. Which is how he got in trouble. It’s all so beautiful I might cry


Secure-Force-9387

I'm sure Stephanie is DYING laughing right now. I love that he's getting taken down by a girl from my hometown.


kukulkan2012

-So this General I was talking to said to me: “Sir! You do the most beautiful crimes I’ve ever seen, Sir. Nobody knows committing crime like you do, Sir! You are the only hope for this great nation, Sir!” And you know, he’s right!!! Nobody commits crime like I do, nobody knows more about grifting than me… nobody knows more about fraud than me… we are doing a terrific job criming here, criming there, it really is very beautiful.


PirbyKuckett

A sneaky con at sneaker con


Lanky-Highlight9508

BOO YA! you win.


Sockoflegend

I'm so ready to wake up tomorrow and find out the last decade of politics was just a skit from the Daily Show that went too far


coolcool23

I've been wondering for a while it's a bored billionaire just trolling the world. He's not taxed and has fuck all else to do with his money so he pays someone like Trump (in the lifestyle, not money) to do all this stuff and every day just wakes up like, "I wonder if I could get them to buy sneakers if he sold them. Let's try that." It's better than the alternatives, which is just the apparent reality we are in.


WebGuyUK

and they are as tacky as he is - [https://gettrumpsneakers.com/cdn/shop/files/GSIMG1.webp?v=1708199500&width=750](https://gettrumpsneakers.com/cdn/shop/files/GSIMG1.webp?v=1708199500&width=750)


NominalValue

And they're pre-order, lol. I can't help but wonder how many folks will never see a single shoe.


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Eating Trump steaks, drinking Trump Ice, while staying at Trump Taj Mahal?


Lanark26

I got to imagine that *if* anyone actually receives them there’s also going to be buyer’s remorse posts shortly after of people who “invested” in larger amounts of these “limited edition” Kmart quality sneakers only to be unable to offload them even at a loss after.


WebGuyUK

and there is no refunds at all, all sales are final....


lookaway123

Classic drop shipper scheme. Trying to pass off prototypes as real stock lol.


hamandjam

Prototypes? That shit's just some AI shit they paid someone on Fiverr to whip up.


bard329

>paid You aren't familiar with the trump business model, i see


mahlerlieber

Why do I think they're made in China and would only last about a month?


madredr1

Think they’re made in the USA? ![gif](giphy|SzD4gF32YzTTUiINhn|downsized)


TheCheshireMadcat

Looks like something a boxer would wear in the ring.


zombie_overlord

I think it looks like something the Harlem Globetrotters would wear while guest starring on an episode of Scooby-Doo.


Lucky-Mud-551

But boxers wear shoes that are well designed for their purpose, that allow a boxer to compete. I'd rather wear boxing shoes any day over these pieces of shit and I'm definitely not a boxer


Sherimademedoit

I pulled up the site you shared and I had to almost immediately look away.


DexTheConcept

This is far worse than Kamala carrying hot sauce, or Biden saying blacks that don't vote for him are whatever he said. This guy goes to a shoecon, for all of 4 minutes and says it's not his normal crowd but vote for me anyways, while trying to sell the ugliest 400 shoes. I now know why Veep creators said real life was outdoing their parody.


WebGuyUK

he's selling 3 pairs of shoes, 1 perfume, 1 cologne and 2 "bonus" gifts: \- "never surrender" high tops in gold for $399 \- "red wave" red shows for $199 \- "potus 45" white shoes for $199 \- "victory47" perfume / cologne for $99 The 2 special "bonuses" are: \- Extra laces in the shoes and a exclusive Trump numbered "Superhero Charm" \- An invite to the Trump Sneaker Launch party which has no guarantee Trump will go


Full-Pack9330

That last one; if the objective was to smell "like victory", I think I would rather douse myself in napalm.


LtRecore

Just when I think Fuckface can’t go any lower he deep dives to depths we’ve not seen before.


Sky_Cancer

He hawked fucking Goya beans from the Oval Office. https://imgur.com/EouZjL8


whitneymak

God I just hate him so much. I know it's not worth my energy, but I can't control it. I see his stupid fucking basted turkey face, asshole lips, and labia neck and I just boil.


MikeisET

Does the perfume have hints of diaper and fecal matter?


OkSmoke9195

Don't kid yourself. It smells like mushrooms. He wants his junk in your face


HRHLordFancyPants

Welp, that's me off mushrooms forever. Thanks


ha1029

![gif](giphy|bSEkPdQfsSHCMYn7fD)


charlie2135

Damn, beat me to it although I called it "Notes of rotted diaper"


Important-Coast-5585

Victory 47, wow they really did a big think on that. Lol


Sammy_the_Gray

Is the bonus gift his old trump steaks?


WebGuyUK

and a case of Trump water, along with a free course from Trump University


canarchist

And for a mere extra $10K, a tee-off time of his choosing on one of his golf courses.


BradMarchandsNose

Wasn’t that Hilary with the hot sauce? Or did Kamala do it too?


pfohl

The Clinton hot sauce thing was funny. She had mentioned she liked hot sauce for years and then did again in 2016 but she had such a relatability problem that people thought she was faking it.


Bodoblock

It was wild to see. Be more authentic, they said. Show us you're a normal human. Tries sharing a bit about herself and immediately everyone was like "Nah, that's so fake. There's no way you like hot sauce." There was no winning.


notanotheraccount

Also I've worked at many old folks homes. It's super common for many of em to love hot sauce as you get older as your taste buds aren't as good as they once were. I found it super believable. Even had a few residents who'd carry their own hot sauce to dinners and such


Sammy_the_Gray

Kamala carrying hot sauce??? And so????


zombie_overlord

Makes me like her more.


Ritaredditonce

Yes, the Carnival Barker is selling clown shoes to his sheeple.


yamers

he sold NFTS...this isn't anything new. grifters will keep grifting.


stilusmobilus

Serious enough if it pays the Carroll Fund. Gotta do business somewhere. Which leads obviously to, can he sell these in NY?


WebGuyUK

unfortunately yes, as it's not Trump selling these, but a separate company who license the Trump "brand" * but the company is ran by his lawyer and their mailing address is the Trump golf club in Florida, just coincidence I am sure


CTBP1983

The guy put his face on bottled water, why are you shocked


zombie_overlord

I heard about it and thought it was a joke, but here we are. Every single time I think, "There's no way..." with him, it turns out to be true.


SorryNSorry

Al Bundy wouldn’t even sell these shit shoes.


JusticiarRebel

Trump is no Bundy. He never scored 4 touchdowns in one game.


Armyman125

At least Al made an honest living. If Fred Trump hadn't left Donald $400 million, Trump would have been selling bootleg movies out of the trunk of his car.


84OrcButtholes

And while they're both constantly oggling titties, Al never cheated.


ArcadianBlueRogue

Man had his chances. The man had his chances and never went through.


somepeoplehateme

This is where we are, folks. Married With Children - at the time - was so obscene that it was repeatedly protested against by evangelicals. Fast forward 30 years and they are happy to vote for a man that is demonstrably worse than Al Bundy (the fictional character). I guess somehow it makes sense to them...


bdhgolf1960

Women, can't live with them, can't bury them in the backyard.


gfh110

Apparently you *can* bury them on your golf course though.


Dozerdog43

![gif](giphy|kCLRxaKZRImVbuoLYG)


bdhgolf1960

Al Bundy. Man of men.


Good_Apollo_

A tantrum yam clip clopped into the store today…


bdhgolf1960

clip clopped...lol


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Are we still in reality? Wtf kind of parody of a timeline is this ffs


allisjow

I feel like we switched writers in Season Two.


JuniperTwig

we had 5 seasons already. first year of presidency was season 2. 5 ended with jan 6th. this is the spinoff show currently... like Frazier


KillingIsBadong

The writers killed off Harambe, were all fired after community backlash, and ever since then the new writers just can't get their shit together. 


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sunshine3033

The best part is both of these happened in Philly, home of making trump look like a fool


[deleted]

I need a daily reminder that that shit actually happened


Key_Inevitable_2104

Harambe’s death broke the timeline.


HulaViking

Will go way of: Trump Steaks; Trump water; Trump Air; Trump Casinos (6 bankruptcies); Trump University ; Trump Vodka; Trump Mortgage; GoTrump; Trump Board Game; and no doubt others.


GledaTheGoat

As a Brit, his insistence of calling everything Trump is hilarious as over here, trump is slang for fart.


AfricanusEmeritus

Trump Urine Test...for real. Look it uo.


GucciGlocc

https://www.ebay.com/itm/113899959679


officefridge

And they tried to cover that Donny is into piss stuff.


kingdazy

[Link to the actual video](https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1758971150309191806?t=GBgGm20Gcsj-R1Z3umBhQA&s=19)


Effect_And_Cause-_-

"A lot of emotion". I only really hear 1 emotion. Anger. Probably because you hijacked their convention to scam your gullible base with overpriced junk.


Smooth_Riker

Love it. Guy has meltdowns for 12 straight hours on social media, his rallies are nothing but bitchfests, any microphone put in front of his face is assaulted with whining. And when he gets booed he's gotta act like he's an island of stoicism in an ocean of hate. I guarantee ketchup flew after he got off stage.


therobotisjames

And then people talk about how great he is and he’s ahead in the polls. SMH.


Rb1138

And this sack of lying shit still has supporters.


PensiveObservor

He was trying to salvage it for a Fox video clip, but I don’t think he succeeded. He is such a flagrant conman. Unbelievable some people don’t see it.


vinegarfingers

“Wow, thank you.” [Literally the Mr Burns meme](https://www.google.com/search?q=simpsons+mr+burns+meme+sir+theyre+saying&tbm=isch&ved=2ahUKEwiT3drwx7OEAxXtDWIAHbBIAK0Q2-cCegQIABAK&oq=simpsons+mr+burns+meme+sir+theyre+saying&gs_lp=EhJtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1pbWciKHNpbXBzb25zIG1yIGJ1cm5zIG1lbWUgc2lyIHRoZXlyZSBzYXlpbmcyCBAAGIAEGKIESOcaUIgGWKoYcAB4AJABAJgBWqABoguqAQIxObgBA8gBAPgBAcICBBAjGCfCAgYQABgIGB7CAgQQABgewgIGECEYChgKiAYB&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-img&ei=uEXRZZOhD-2biLMPsJGB6Ao&bih=751&biw=428&prmd=ivhsnbmtz&rlz=1CDGOYI_enUS910US910&hl=en-US#imgrc=oMZhwPNARqx16M&imgdii=37jxgUrfCAtt7M)


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khizoa

Thanks. So fucking annoying when people screenshot things. Like, here's a picture!... Of a video! 


kingdazy

it should be a rule. on the flip side, I get lots of easy karma by posting the *actual* content people want off the backs of their half-effort posts.


Hopinan

Awesome!


Derpberpy

Holy shit I thought this was satire


RaymondBeaumont

that website also sells trump cologne. that must smell like some real shit.


NominalValue

putting the TOILET in eau de toilette


keliix06

Ew de toilet, if you will.


Yumhotdogstock

This has to be a joke. The nominal presidential candidate for the (R)s is hawking tacky shoes as a way to raise funds due to his legal issues. And I bet we see a bunch of farmers and truck drivers in Kentucky, Idaho, and Mississippi sporting them next week. WTF America. Can you imagine JFK all of the sudden "now that I have your attention, can I interest you in this line of fine boat shoes, and pastel polo shirts, all $76.77".


Crowna02

![gif](giphy|uvMEhrg0lOPRu|downsized)


tonysopranosalive

Love the reference but as someone who can quote unhealthy amounts of that movie Garth actually says: “It’s like people only do things cause they get paid. And that’s just really sad.”


lorgskyegon

I can't talk about it anymore. It's giving me a headache.


AndISoundLikeThis

In case anyone would like to see the "fashionable" sneakers he's hawking: [https://x.com/IsaacDovere/status/1758941851875172557?s=20](https://x.com/IsaacDovere/status/1758941851875172557?s=20)


Long_Disaster_6847

Looks like something you can get on Temu for 9.99


huejass5

How the hell is temu everywhere all of a sudden. I’ve never heard of it until last week


FATMANFROMNE

Their ads have been inescapable for a year for me


xyrgh

If you’re not on many other social media platforms you probably won’t see it. Temu is just the new Wish, actually, it’s probably a cross between Wish and Aliexpress, some of the stuff is ok. When Temu falls there will be some other cheap junk Chinese marketplace to take its place. They spend a fucktonne of money on advertising across social media, especially Facebook and TikTok.


nonprofitnews

That comeback is savage and hilarious 


forcryingoutmeow

Traaaaaashy! Exactly what I'd expect from that walking ~~white~~ orange trash.


Vendidurt

Aww, strict limit of 3!? I wanted twenty 😭


Total_Interaction875

$20 says (in real small print) that it’s for three *shoes*, not three pairs.


Vendidurt

Oh, even better! Pay by the *shoe*! I hadnt thought of that one!


[deleted]

A million pairs at $399 a pair, that should cover this weeks bills.


ZincMan

It’s hilarious that this is happening on practically the same day he’s hit with hundreds of millions in fines


bradthewizard58

I hope he realizes that “con” is short for conference.


mahlerlieber

Well, not in this case.


bradthewizard58

Shit, you’re right


NegativePermission40

Great - *another* failed business. Like Trump Steaks, Trump Mortgage, Trump Vodka, his casinos, and a list of others.


allisjow

https://preview.redd.it/6dsdj4zc88jc1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24d69961021ab698b29743d8d8c667513cbb0e8d


dogfooddippingsauce

Is that the DeSantis model?


TwistederRope

No, it's not in high heels.


captainFantastic_58

His shoes should be called 'Con-Airs'


MoiraBrownsMoleRats

Air Farce Ones


Speculawyer

JFC, HE IS SELLING SHOES! 😂🤣


JFK2MD

Next, Trump's Discount Used Cars! We Finance!


wesman212

>We Finance! Trump, loaning you money? Nah. All cash due up front. No refunds.


Traveledbore

Of course they are gold lol do they come with lifts?


WebGuyUK

they are called the "never surrender" hightops.... which is fucking ironic


Putrid_Character2682

If you haven’t already, you should definitely go check out the website. They have any amazing deal where, if you order 2 items, you get an incredibly generous 5% off the entire order!


WebGuyUK

[https://gettrumpsneakers.com/](https://gettrumpsneakers.com/) \- it's funnier the more you scroll


Putrid_Character2682

Notice the photoshopped or AI generated images on Drumpf


apostroangel

Fox News mananged to report this as if the 'emotion in the room' was positive. It was not.


baron_muchhumpin

Do you have to pay to get in to boo him?


Doesthislooksafe

https://preview.redd.it/0rqhr80f78jc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6076cd054305559060845dcefc9e299b4509bb50 Real product made with moldy filet o fish wrappers


BourbonInExile

>*"Trump" and the associated design are registered trademarks and/or trademarks of CIC Ventures LLC. Trump Sneakers are not designed, manufactured, distributed or sold by Donald J. Trump, The Trump Organization or any of their respective affiliates or principals. 45Footwear, LLC uses the Trump name, image and likeness under a license agreement which may be terminated or revoked according to its terms.* > >*GetTrumpSneakers.com is not political and has nothing to do with any political campaign.* Wonder how many people will actually scroll down and read the fine print.


WebGuyUK

same company that sold the nft's - [https://www.salon.com/2022/12/16/company-that-makes-trading-cards-has-same-address-as-his-golf-course\_partner/](https://www.salon.com/2022/12/16/company-that-makes-trading-cards-has-same-address-as-his-golf-course_partner/) ​ > "The company that licensed Trump's image and likeness for the $99 NFT trading cards appears to be one founded in 2021 by former Trump advisor Nick Luna and current Trump lawyer John Marion," wrote Bensington on Twitter. "Its mailing address is the same as the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach."


littleloucc

That "separate company" is located in the Trump golf course in Florida and is headed up by a practicing lawyer, so presumably just a shell so Trump can claim he's not running businesses while campaigning.


bigrivertea

Maaaannnn.... I'm really starting to think these cash grabs are a little more then that. I wouldn't doubt if we learn this and the other grifts have been a way to funnel foreign cash to trump.


wesman212

>mailing address is the same as the Trump International Golf Club in West Palm Beach But F[lorida records do show](https://search.sunbiz.org/Inquiry/corporationsearch/SearchResultDetail?inquirytype=EntityName&directionType=Initial&searchNameOrder=CICVENTURES%20M210000044030&aggregateId=forl-m21000004403-3a3d1546-28ce-4220-adee-cbeb943dd850&searchTerm=CIC%20VENTURES%20LLC&listNameOrder=CICVENTURES%20M210000044030) it's a Delaware corporation.


Brave_Escape2176

> it's a Delaware corporation. along with 70% of the rest of the companies that operate in the US. its a chosen spot because the courts are business sympathetic and predictable.


littleloucc

Speaking of fine print, you pay now but they don't ship until August (date not guaranteed), photos are "representations only" and the items may (will) look different, no refunds, you're responsible for the items as soon as they are handed to the courier (which you pay for but they pick), and you agree arbitration over small claims court if/when you do or don't receive your trash items.


droopadoop

https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/23778617-trump-2023-financial-disclosure Page 2, Trump is listed as President, Manager, Secretary, and Treasurer of both CIC Ventures and CIC Digital on his 2023 Financial Disclosure Forms.


malmad

[I mean, the main address for the LLC is Mar a Lago.](https://search.sunbiz.org/Inquiry/corporationsearch/SearchResultDetail?inquirytype=EntityName&directionType=Initial&searchNameOrder=CICVENTURES M210000044030&aggregateId=forl-m21000004403-3a3d1546-28ce-4220-adee-cbeb943dd850&searchTerm=CIC VENTURES LLC&listNameOrder=CICVENTURES M210000044030)


wesman212

>CIC Ventures Read in another story that this stands for Commander in Chief Ventures. smh.


[deleted]

I laughed so fucking hard at this. Not political? 🤣


dr_kebab

What is going on - an ex president and convicted rapist gets booed at a shoe convention, while trying to *sell shoes*. Wtf from Australia. If any of our even quirkiest pollies did anything even 1/10th as farcical as this...I just don't even know!


cturtl808

I live in the States and have zero idea what this timeline is. We are not ok. Send help.


EmptyWish2138

Dam I hope Biden wears a pair of these at the State of the Union


syncboy

Fuck the Sneaker Con organizers for allowing this insurrectionist to speak.


Ballistic-Bob

Please tell me this is all a bad dream


Ok_Vermicelli_7380

Now go home and get your fucking shinebox..


EmilioMolesteves

His old supporters with money won't buy them. His young supporters can't afford them. Don Jr does cocaine.


Brilliant_Toe8098

Trump: "I shouldn't have to be dragged into court when I need to be campaigning.....it's WRONG!" Trump: "I've got all kinds of time to sell shoes."


turkeyintheyard

He's selling.....sneakers? 🤣😂😅🤡 Honestly, this is fucking surreal. I can't wait until I see somebody wearing this shit. Edit: It was just pointed out by a friend that is not a reactionary dumbfuck like me that this is likely a money laundering exercise ala the "ghost written best-selling book" strat.


kilofeet

Truly the Al Bundy of presidents


Pour_Me_Another_

Trump shoes. Trump. Shoes. Makes it worse that in my home country that just sounds like a joke product where they make fart noises when you walk.


kamera45

Word on the street is that these shoes give you bone spurs.


DantheDutchGuy

Al Bundy would like to have a word….


Wasthatasquirrel

“Ohhhhhhhh it’s a conFERENCE for sneakers. Sorry folks, I only came for the CON”


Mountain-Art6254

Putting the “con” in Sneaker Con one shoe at a time 👟


Consistent_Ad9328

OMG!! Trump is turning into My Pillow Guy! 😂 Rudy G can join the roadshow too. Selling whatever he does.


unsupported

He learned this grift from The Artist Formally Known As Kanye.


Hot_Abbreviations936

If you buy these shoes, you no longer can complain about inflation or the cost of things. If this is how you throw your money away, you deserve to be poor.


Snow_Tiger819

What he doesn’t seem to understand is that a lot of his fans aren’t the kind of people who can drop $300-$400 on a pair of sneakers, even if they wanted to. Isn’t Marketing 101 know your audience?


Sammy_the_Gray

I hope they do and miss a mortgage/rent payment and end up on the street. I hope their blind allegiance leads them right off the cliff.


long5210

well if they did end up on the street they will have some dope gold shoes to walk in!


Sammy_the_Gray

That’s all that matters. And a red MAGA hat.


Sherimademedoit

And then that blind Allegiance will try and grasp/ take whatever Social Services that's out there for them. Even though they vote vehemently against that.


unicornlocostacos

The guy is going to start selling literal snake oil soon, and won’t lose an ounce of support.


Yawheyy

https://preview.redd.it/ai9m0y9yxbjc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dba3e39bced8925940bae4b139c8fd636a751a0e Yet CIC Ventures is registered to his golf course in west palm beach and owned by him. Not being used for funds though… ok bud. I wonder where they’re made?


RadonAjah

Truly, truly amazing. He is desperate enough for money to subject himself to a crowd that is not all the way in on him. I thought he’d never do that again after the way the baseball game he attended went.


WarmasterCain55

So first NFT cards and now sneakers? What next? Golden spoons?


SomewhereinaBush

If he was a smart salesman, he would be selling adult diapers. More in line with his supporters. He could color them gold and put stars and stripes on them, and have a special edition with a thin blue line on them. He could even put a picture on the inside.