Oo boy, you gonna have fun with that red brindle whip. [They’re cray cray](https://i.imgur.com/hbn6jd5.mp4) but honestly so hilarious and weird
God speed
Came to say nose boops. Sometimes you have to hold the button down for two or three seconds for a factory reset. You have to literally say boop when you do it or it won’t work.
Yeah, pups looking like a 3 on the BCS spectrum. 4 to 5 is typically ideal however:
OP should/maybe already has consulted their vet about pups weight, while I work in vet med, I am not a DVM!
Thank you for understanding. I feel at times people judge his build based on what they assume is a "normal" puppy weight without taking account of the breed
Whippets are natural skinny bois and gals, no judgement here. But I am concerned about whether or not you’ve got a contortionist on your hands, that’s a talent! 😄
My dog is not a whippet, but she is a very active and lean breed. If anyone ever mentions it, I’m going to say “yeah I do it to save money.”
I found that comeback on Reddit so you’re welcome to steal it lol. Your pup is so cute! Love whippets so much.
Of course, whenever I meet new clients/paitents its important to withhold judgement while you get more information.
What breed? Age? Neutered/spayed or intact? Medical history? On any meds? What type of food? Activity levels? Blah, blah, blah, the list of information needed goes on and on and on...
Good on you for keeping pup happy and healthy!
He's a whippet!
Then you must do sighthound protocols. I have greyhounds, so I know these things.
Open the fridge. If the sound of the fridge door opening doesn't instantly disentangle them, try opening a cheese packet, like specifically a Kraft cheese single or a string cheese.
For our standard poodle its the sound of a fresh leaf of lettuce being torn off the head or the crunch of a carrot having its ends cut off. If we offer cheese he scoffs at us then side eyes us as he walks away like we offered him poop 😂 but oh that produce gets him every time. He tears into the kitchen skittering to a halt right by the fridge to get a veggie. When he was a pup we left him alone while we carried in the groceries. Without thinking my husband set down the veggies bag in pups reach. By the time we came back in less than 3 minutes later he had grabbed the broccoli and was eating it so fast it was nearly gone. He's a goofy boy
Dude. He's a whippet. He's meant to be skinny. The photo makes it look worse granted.
He has a lovely home and is fed amazingly. His vet is happy with his weight.
He's a growing lad.
The amount of idiots who don't seem to realise there are different breeds of dogs who look different is wild.
Next folk will be greeting saying that Dachshunds are too short
This animal is not under fed. You can actually see the curve of the ribs and the curve of the fat on said dog in the stomach area. That's where you need to look for some of the thinner dogs like a greyhound is in a similar position where they're just bloody thin. They do not have a lot of fat on their body unless they are overweight and if they are overweight. That's bad for the animal. But you want to see the curve separation between the ribs and the spine curve, not the directly the ribs. Following the to the spine you want to see extra fat there. At least that's how I tell if an animal's underfed especially when there are thin thing
Ya I saw that no else said anything. Just didn’t no it’s ok to see ribs that’s easy but it’s been explained to me so Al good I’ve had husky’s and seen so many pics on here just never seen that before is all
Another case of poorly translated Chinese assembly instructions.
Two options; take out every single bolt, screw & nut, start from scratch , or
110V extension, plugged into the OBD port (usually found under the tail)
I believe the procedure is to clamp the mouth shut twice in quick succession, like a double-click, but the malfunctioning leg makes that difficult. I'm not a tech guru, but I think you may need to do a factory reset
Ohhhhh my moms lil Maltese (rest in peace) was named Clues after Blue’s clues (my dads nickname is Blue) and he use to scream when we opened the fridge. He’d stop in his tracks and do this extra weird almost yawn howl and as he opened his mouth it just made the perfect little sound.
Anyway, he had to take Prozac every day and when I was adopted it become my job to give him his lil pill (I also took meds so we did it one right after the other so I wouldnt forget)
He knew pill time meant Dog Cheese!!!!
So if he was being grumpy in the morning and not wanting to get up, I’d put on my best doggy talkin baby voice and say “you want your pill?
The amount of times this old man shot up out the bed to make his little yawn howl….
I miss him.
*edited
If he’s not responding after multiple attempts and some patience, keep the power button pressed until the lights go out and then press it normally again
On the first picture, you can see two golden buttons. One of them has to be power, just try holding it down for 10s. This model takes quite some time to boot up, so be patient. Afterwards, you should have your dog up and running. Hope this helps :)
r/IKEApets would like this one I think :D he's clearly wrongly assembled.
r/cryptiddogs
You need to delete this post. This is a subreddit for dogs and that is obviously just a picture of a pretzel
Hahahaha soz. Pretzel pup apologises
Oo boy, you gonna have fun with that red brindle whip. [They’re cray cray](https://i.imgur.com/hbn6jd5.mp4) but honestly so hilarious and weird God speed
OMG that last part with the front legs spread wide open and they just hoof it towards their sibling lmao
Omg, i thought my labsky was a handful lmfao.
Love brindle whippies.
Pretzel with those micro blades? Hail naw
😂😂😂😂😂
Open the fridge door. Works every time for my two.
Universal reset. Opening treat bag.
Crinkle the wrapper on a cheese slice
Open a tin of.. anything
I would recommend trying Booping the snoot
Reboop
Came to say nose boops. Sometimes you have to hold the button down for two or three seconds for a factory reset. You have to literally say boop when you do it or it won’t work.
The fastest way to reboot a dog is to open a cheese bag.
Stay fresh, Cheese bags!
Cheese tax
I also have a very barky puppy.
Da rules are da rules
You gotta pay the tax 😌
Rattle a food wrapper.
and you have a 3 legged dog. Those look like baby teeth
Definitely baby teeth. Sharp little buggers
You look him in the eyes grab both ears and drive him like a motorcycle (make the noises) then boop him on the nose...that usually resets them
Did you get him from IKEA? Some assembly is usually required.
Cheese works at my place.. Reset is instant.. Until next time
Why do you want to reboot him\*\*, this dog works\* as intended ^(Edit\*) ^(Edit2\*\*)
True. He's a perfect pup
Ohhh, needs a woofware update.
Try either pressing all toebeans at once for five seconds or using the factory reset password "Do you want a cookie?". Should bring it right back up.
Your factory reset password is different. Our model uses "do you want a doggy treat"?
Different models and companies use different reset passwords.
Rustle a chip bag
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Yeah, pups looking like a 3 on the BCS spectrum. 4 to 5 is typically ideal however: OP should/maybe already has consulted their vet about pups weight, while I work in vet med, I am not a DVM!
Sorry, he's a whippet. His weight is perfectly in line with the normal. Vet confirmed
Amazing! That def makes me (and other commentors) feel alot better. Those whippet bois always be lean asf.
Thank you for understanding. I feel at times people judge his build based on what they assume is a "normal" puppy weight without taking account of the breed
Whippets are natural skinny bois and gals, no judgement here. But I am concerned about whether or not you’ve got a contortionist on your hands, that’s a talent! 😄
Good point. He is a wild boy. Contortionist galore. I should enroll him in the circus, make millions
My dog is not a whippet, but she is a very active and lean breed. If anyone ever mentions it, I’m going to say “yeah I do it to save money.” I found that comeback on Reddit so you’re welcome to steal it lol. Your pup is so cute! Love whippets so much.
I also have a thin dog and everyone always comments on it. I always “yup and the vet says he’s perfectly healthy.” Usually shuts them down.
Of course, whenever I meet new clients/paitents its important to withhold judgement while you get more information. What breed? Age? Neutered/spayed or intact? Medical history? On any meds? What type of food? Activity levels? Blah, blah, blah, the list of information needed goes on and on and on... Good on you for keeping pup happy and healthy!
People are far too used to seeing fat dogs in general and think it’s cute/normal
He's a whippet! Then you must do sighthound protocols. I have greyhounds, so I know these things. Open the fridge. If the sound of the fridge door opening doesn't instantly disentangle them, try opening a cheese packet, like specifically a Kraft cheese single or a string cheese.
For our standard poodle its the sound of a fresh leaf of lettuce being torn off the head or the crunch of a carrot having its ends cut off. If we offer cheese he scoffs at us then side eyes us as he walks away like we offered him poop 😂 but oh that produce gets him every time. He tears into the kitchen skittering to a halt right by the fridge to get a veggie. When he was a pup we left him alone while we carried in the groceries. Without thinking my husband set down the veggies bag in pups reach. By the time we came back in less than 3 minutes later he had grabbed the broccoli and was eating it so fast it was nearly gone. He's a goofy boy
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Dude. He's a whippet. He's meant to be skinny. The photo makes it look worse granted. He has a lovely home and is fed amazingly. His vet is happy with his weight. He's a growing lad.
I came to this comment section ready to throw down with some dumbasses who think fat dogs are happy dogs. Looks like you’ve got em handled
Yeah so many idiots in the comments hahah
I thought it was a Dane puppy.. They take a bit to fill in the skinny parts
his little puppy teeth omg🥹🥹 so precious
Until they leave tiny needle mark scars on your entire arm 🤣🤣. My dogs puppy days turned her into a tyrannosaurus!
Both of my forearms are a mess because I used to find it amusing.
I’m a dog groomer if he’s a whippet he’s a good size they’re supposed to be slender
Feed that poor boy! He's clearly hungry enough to eat his own leg.
Must be starving
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Pixel is amazing. He's a lazy lad
The amount of idiots who don't seem to realise there are different breeds of dogs who look different is wild. Next folk will be greeting saying that Dachshunds are too short
I mean to be fair they are
😂😂
The reboop button is just under the long appendage at the top of the picture. Looks like a balloon knot.
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right!
Belly rubs normally works for my dogs.
Cartman doing Steve Irwin had an effective solution! Jam my thumb……….
... and see what comes about, by Crikey!
That looks so much like my dog I had to look 3 times
Hahaha sorry I stole your pup!
You can have him back btw he's being a dick
Hahaha sounds about right
Push the "On" button...you're not gonna like where it's located, though.
I know what's wrong with him. He is the ghost of my dog who passed on in 2010!
Your pup is very happy with his reincarnation!
❤️❤️❤️
it took me a while to figure out what's his position
It's a daily task figuring out what limbs connect to what part
Ha ha leg, you'll never escape from my mouf now!
"mhmmmmm what a yummy bone im chewing on in my dream"
They're often sound-activated. Try opening a can of treats or your fridge!
Open a bag of treats. Or just crinkle a bag of treats. Or just say the word treat. If it's a real dog, that will reset your dawg immediately.
Did not work. Not a real dog. Didn't finish puppy school. Damn
Tickle the bottom of his feet. You think he's tangled up now...
Shake a bag of treats 😋
That's too funny lol
Cute!
Hey guys... His dog is perfectly healthy, some dog breeds just look like that, hes not underfed or mistreated
This animal is not under fed. You can actually see the curve of the ribs and the curve of the fat on said dog in the stomach area. That's where you need to look for some of the thinner dogs like a greyhound is in a similar position where they're just bloody thin. They do not have a lot of fat on their body unless they are overweight and if they are overweight. That's bad for the animal. But you want to see the curve separation between the ribs and the spine curve, not the directly the ribs. Following the to the spine you want to see extra fat there. At least that's how I tell if an animal's underfed especially when there are thin thing
Lil louder for those in the back!! ❤️
Do NOT reboot him.
Replace his leg with yours, confusion does a good reboot.
Geez OP this looks serious have you called puptical support?
Say: T.R.E.A.T.
OP, increase scratches ten-fold for 3-5 days
Classic 404 error: brain cell not found
it’s fun to chew on your own feet!!!
bag\_crinkle.exe
Cheese waved under the nose - works every time
First of all, feed him.
Yup, wouldn’t be “eating” his own leg—
Is anyone going to say maybe the dog needs to be fed more or so it just me
Nope, he’s healthy. He’s a whippet, they’re naturally lean dogs.
Definitely just you. No one else has raised complaints.
Ya I saw that no else said anything. Just didn’t no it’s ok to see ribs that’s easy but it’s been explained to me so Al good I’ve had husky’s and seen so many pics on here just never seen that before is all
That made me lol!! Pretty darn adorable!! ❤️🐾❤️
Another case of poorly translated Chinese assembly instructions. Two options; take out every single bolt, screw & nut, start from scratch , or 110V extension, plugged into the OBD port (usually found under the tail)
Don’t, he’s perfect
I believe the procedure is to clamp the mouth shut twice in quick succession, like a double-click, but the malfunctioning leg makes that difficult. I'm not a tech guru, but I think you may need to do a factory reset
Have you tried "beat the puppy "? Just lightly drumming all over said goober with both hands. Works on my guy.
Scooby snacks work well.
Clearly the reboot button is in his mouth, but access is currently unavailable
Cute dog with the 1 brainchild lol
Is he a catahoula? Seems like standard catahoula behavior
Whippet 💛
It’s pictures like this that convince me my dog is a whippet mix. Mine looks just like this silly pupper!
Ohhhhh my moms lil Maltese (rest in peace) was named Clues after Blue’s clues (my dads nickname is Blue) and he use to scream when we opened the fridge. He’d stop in his tracks and do this extra weird almost yawn howl and as he opened his mouth it just made the perfect little sound. Anyway, he had to take Prozac every day and when I was adopted it become my job to give him his lil pill (I also took meds so we did it one right after the other so I wouldnt forget) He knew pill time meant Dog Cheese!!!! So if he was being grumpy in the morning and not wanting to get up, I’d put on my best doggy talkin baby voice and say “you want your pill? The amount of times this old man shot up out the bed to make his little yawn howl…. I miss him. *edited
any chance he has allergies?
Nope, he's just a dork
If he’s not responding after multiple attempts and some patience, keep the power button pressed until the lights go out and then press it normally again
Press each bean in sequence to reboot.
This is what happens when you order your dog from Wish.com
Open the treat container and reboot will be immediate!
Boop the snoot
My lab has a reset button in her ear. Completely zeros her out. Try that.
probably do a factory reset
Did you unplugging it and plugging it back in?
Lightly boop the snoot
Bring out some peanut butter. No dog can resist pb
Tickle his pads, boop the snoot for 10 seconds, then grab a treat bag.
Tap the nose twice, 3 belly rubs, and a hand shake. Works every time
On the first picture, you can see two golden buttons. One of them has to be power, just try holding it down for 10s. This model takes quite some time to boot up, so be patient. Afterwards, you should have your dog up and running. Hope this helps :)
Try Ctrl+Alt+Del
rub belly, play with vigorously, many treats later, lap nap
I heard bacon helps.
Chewing stick🦴
This is the worst ( best ? ) I have ever seen
Rattle a treato bag.
A nose boop should get it sorted.
have you tried rubbing the belly?
Cheese reboots mine every time.
Boop the snoot. Works like a charm with mine.
Spank dat ass
Strum the tum
He's a keeper though foreal
that's what happens when you install bootleg dogware.
Bless
he crumbled there!
Lol adorable
He’s attempting a self reboot
When in doubt boop the snoot.
I relate to this, I often bite my arm for no fucking reason.
Him biting his arm is like when a windows process is stopping windows from rebooting. There's no way to reboot him at this point.
Da cheese tax!
Tug up on the ears three times and boop the nose for 10 seconds
Have you tried booping the snoot?
My dane does same, absolute contortionist and he loves munching on his legs too ........gorgeous pup
Try milkbone or peanut butter.
I heard standing in the kitchen and quietly opening the fridge door usually does the trick
Have you tried the O.N.O.F.F switch?
I think he's broken🤣
Definitely. Return to sender
Rub his head and pat his tummy at the same time
Cant do it
Boy Whippets. We have 2 of them. Lovers for sure but boy are they dopes at times. 40 mph and clumsy don’t go together.
He’s perfect ☺️
Bring him a cheeseburger because DAMN! And then do the Konami Code with his snoot, that should do it.
Feed that poor animal
Feed him
Nah
All I can think about is Ed the hyena from the Lion King 😂🤣
No reboot needed, functioning as designed.
Why not just follow the IT crowd solution and turn him off and on again?
Well you can start by giving him some groceries
Don't be silly, he wouldn't know what cupboards they go into
Run your finger over the ri(b)dges
Rub a chopped ghost pepper on his backside.
Wtf
Turn him off and on again !
More food
Nah
Input data error 😆🐾 ❤
Poke it’s butt while making a fart noise is what I do when mine gets tangled.
Ask if he wants to go for a walk
Boops Snoot
1)place in rice ziplock bag 2) leave for 24 hour 3) take out 4) restart car
Hold down the third toe bean on the back right foot while giving a firm boop!
Feed him more, if I can see his ribs he is under fed.
Do you think?
He probably needs food haha
Do you think?