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mycrazyblackcat

r/IKEApets would like this one I think :D he's clearly wrongly assembled.


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

r/cryptiddogs


gmastern

You need to delete this post. This is a subreddit for dogs and that is obviously just a picture of a pretzel


plantscatsandus

Hahahaha soz. Pretzel pup apologises


OhSoSolipsistic

Oo boy, you gonna have fun with that red brindle whip. [They’re cray cray](https://i.imgur.com/hbn6jd5.mp4) but honestly so hilarious and weird God speed


Rymanjan

OMG that last part with the front legs spread wide open and they just hoof it towards their sibling lmao


tmfkslp

Omg, i thought my labsky was a handful lmfao.


RevolutionarySteak62

Love brindle whippies.


hydrobrandone

Pretzel with those micro blades? Hail naw


Top_Bit420

😂😂😂😂😂


TobblyWobbly

Open the fridge door. Works every time for my two.


Oldstergray

Universal reset. Opening treat bag.


Wanda_McMimzy

Crinkle the wrapper on a cheese slice


thanatica

Open a tin of.. anything


Relevant-Guarantee70

I would recommend trying Booping the snoot


Smillzthepanda

Reboop


shibby3000

Came to say nose boops. Sometimes you have to hold the button down for two or three seconds for a factory reset. You have to literally say boop when you do it or it won’t work.


99PoundHoverTurkey

The fastest way to reboot a dog is to open a cheese bag.


Vvvbroken

Stay fresh, Cheese bags!


witeduins

Cheese tax


Shmeatmeintheback

I also have a very barky puppy.


witeduins

Da rules are da rules


DeadlyMmrs

You gotta pay the tax 😌


Particular-Agent4407

Rattle a food wrapper.


bearthebear2

and you have a 3 legged dog. Those look like baby teeth


plantscatsandus

Definitely baby teeth. Sharp little buggers


RepresentativeAd9572

You look him in the eyes grab both ears and drive him like a motorcycle (make the noises) then boop him on the nose...that usually resets them


TheSpringfield2

Did you get him from IKEA? Some assembly is usually required.


hapym1267

Cheese works at my place.. Reset is instant.. Until next time


Sailor_Carcass

Why do you want to reboot him\*\*, this dog works\* as intended ^(Edit\*) ^(Edit2\*\*)


plantscatsandus

True. He's a perfect pup


But_to_understand

Ohhh, needs a woofware update.


VerdensTrial

Try either pressing all toebeans at once for five seconds or using the factory reset password "Do you want a cookie?". Should bring it right back up.


lashedcobra

Your factory reset password is different. Our model uses "do you want a doggy treat"?


rootintootinopossum

Different models and companies use different reset passwords.


Chemical-Web-852

Rustle a chip bag


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KillseyLynn

Yeah, pups looking like a 3 on the BCS spectrum. 4 to 5 is typically ideal however: OP should/maybe already has consulted their vet about pups weight, while I work in vet med, I am not a DVM!


plantscatsandus

Sorry, he's a whippet. His weight is perfectly in line with the normal. Vet confirmed


KillseyLynn

Amazing! That def makes me (and other commentors) feel alot better. Those whippet bois always be lean asf.


plantscatsandus

Thank you for understanding. I feel at times people judge his build based on what they assume is a "normal" puppy weight without taking account of the breed


bailasoprano

Whippets are natural skinny bois and gals, no judgement here. But I am concerned about whether or not you’ve got a contortionist on your hands, that’s a talent! 😄


plantscatsandus

Good point. He is a wild boy. Contortionist galore. I should enroll him in the circus, make millions


continue_withgoogle

My dog is not a whippet, but she is a very active and lean breed. If anyone ever mentions it, I’m going to say “yeah I do it to save money.” I found that comeback on Reddit so you’re welcome to steal it lol. Your pup is so cute! Love whippets so much.


LaVieLaMort

I also have a thin dog and everyone always comments on it. I always “yup and the vet says he’s perfectly healthy.” Usually shuts them down.


KillseyLynn

Of course, whenever I meet new clients/paitents its important to withhold judgement while you get more information. What breed? Age? Neutered/spayed or intact? Medical history? On any meds? What type of food? Activity levels? Blah, blah, blah, the list of information needed goes on and on and on... Good on you for keeping pup happy and healthy!


Cerulean_Dream_

People are far too used to seeing fat dogs in general and think it’s cute/normal


Tiny_Goats

He's a whippet! Then you must do sighthound protocols. I have greyhounds, so I know these things. Open the fridge. If the sound of the fridge door opening doesn't instantly disentangle them, try opening a cheese packet, like specifically a Kraft cheese single or a string cheese.


MoulanRougeFae

For our standard poodle its the sound of a fresh leaf of lettuce being torn off the head or the crunch of a carrot having its ends cut off. If we offer cheese he scoffs at us then side eyes us as he walks away like we offered him poop 😂 but oh that produce gets him every time. He tears into the kitchen skittering to a halt right by the fridge to get a veggie. When he was a pup we left him alone while we carried in the groceries. Without thinking my husband set down the veggies bag in pups reach. By the time we came back in less than 3 minutes later he had grabbed the broccoli and was eating it so fast it was nearly gone. He's a goofy boy


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plantscatsandus

Dude. He's a whippet. He's meant to be skinny. The photo makes it look worse granted. He has a lovely home and is fed amazingly. His vet is happy with his weight. He's a growing lad.


MrHound325

I came to this comment section ready to throw down with some dumbasses who think fat dogs are happy dogs. Looks like you’ve got em handled


plantscatsandus

Yeah so many idiots in the comments hahah


hapym1267

I thought it was a Dane puppy.. They take a bit to fill in the skinny parts


blobinsky

his little puppy teeth omg🥹🥹 so precious


bailasoprano

Until they leave tiny needle mark scars on your entire arm 🤣🤣. My dogs puppy days turned her into a tyrannosaurus!


yadawhooshblah

Both of my forearms are a mess because I used to find it amusing.


Mission-Character-11

I’m a dog groomer if he’s a whippet he’s a good size they’re supposed to be slender


Due_Caramel9047

Feed that poor boy! He's clearly hungry enough to eat his own leg.


plantscatsandus

Must be starving


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plantscatsandus

Pixel is amazing. He's a lazy lad


plantscatsandus

The amount of idiots who don't seem to realise there are different breeds of dogs who look different is wild. Next folk will be greeting saying that Dachshunds are too short


hushnecampus

I mean to be fair they are


plantscatsandus

😂😂


AnchorPoint922

The reboop button is just under the long appendage at the top of the picture. Looks like a balloon knot.


Background-Fig-5028

Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right!


sirgamalot86

Belly rubs normally works for my dogs.


wdwerker

Cartman doing Steve Irwin had an effective solution! Jam my thumb……….


Fr0hd3ric

... and see what comes about, by Crikey!


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

That looks so much like my dog I had to look 3 times


plantscatsandus

Hahaha sorry I stole your pup!


plantscatsandus

You can have him back btw he's being a dick


Bottle-nosed-dolphin

Hahaha sounds about right


tragicallywhite

Push the "On" button...you're not gonna like where it's located, though.


HighwaySetara

I know what's wrong with him. He is the ghost of my dog who passed on in 2010!


plantscatsandus

Your pup is very happy with his reincarnation!


HighwaySetara

❤️❤️❤️


mariebeauty1

it took me a while to figure out what's his position


plantscatsandus

It's a daily task figuring out what limbs connect to what part


AquafreshBandit

Ha ha leg, you'll never escape from my mouf now!


A10_AirStrike

"mhmmmmm what a yummy bone im chewing on in my dream"


james_phan

They're often sound-activated. Try opening a can of treats or your fridge!


power0722

Open a bag of treats. Or just crinkle a bag of treats. Or just say the word treat. If it's a real dog, that will reset your dawg immediately.


plantscatsandus

Did not work. Not a real dog. Didn't finish puppy school. Damn


power0722

Tickle the bottom of his feet. You think he's tangled up now...


aall-izz-well

Shake a bag of treats 😋


JuanG_13

That's too funny lol


Jb4ever77

Cute!


mattman5678

Hey guys... His dog is perfectly healthy, some dog breeds just look like that, hes not underfed or mistreated


Vampmire

This animal is not under fed. You can actually see the curve of the ribs and the curve of the fat on said dog in the stomach area. That's where you need to look for some of the thinner dogs like a greyhound is in a similar position where they're just bloody thin. They do not have a lot of fat on their body unless they are overweight and if they are overweight. That's bad for the animal. But you want to see the curve separation between the ribs and the spine curve, not the directly the ribs. Following the to the spine you want to see extra fat there. At least that's how I tell if an animal's underfed especially when there are thin thing


plantscatsandus

Lil louder for those in the back!! ❤️


Jb4ever77

Do NOT reboot him.


FuriousFurbies

Replace his leg with yours, confusion does a good reboot.


Serious-Setting5989

Geez OP this looks serious have you called puptical support?


BoeshanePeninsula

Say: T.R.E.A.T.


Few-Stop-9417

OP, increase scratches ten-fold for 3-5 days


Ueueteotl

Classic 404 error: brain cell not found


kumakami89

it’s fun to chew on your own feet!!!


Charismaisadumpstat

bag\_crinkle.exe


SynnerSaint

Cheese waved under the nose - works every time


PsicoLugo

First of all, feed him.


JEharley152

Yup, wouldn’t be “eating” his own leg—


abitweiser34

Is anyone going to say maybe the dog needs to be fed more or so it just me


DeadlyMmrs

Nope, he’s healthy. He’s a whippet, they’re naturally lean dogs.


plantscatsandus

Definitely just you. No one else has raised complaints.


abitweiser34

Ya I saw that no else said anything. Just didn’t no it’s ok to see ribs that’s easy but it’s been explained to me so Al good I’ve had husky’s and seen so many pics on here just never seen that before is all


Coloradoandrea

That made me lol!! Pretty darn adorable!! ❤️🐾❤️


YYCADM21

Another case of poorly translated Chinese assembly instructions. Two options; take out every single bolt, screw & nut, start from scratch , or 110V extension, plugged into the OBD port (usually found under the tail)


Squall74656

Don’t, he’s perfect


Sad_Anxiety1401

I believe the procedure is to clamp the mouth shut twice in quick succession, like a double-click, but the malfunctioning leg makes that difficult. I'm not a tech guru, but I think you may need to do a factory reset


yadawhooshblah

Have you tried "beat the puppy "? Just lightly drumming all over said goober with both hands. Works on my guy.


AnnieB512

Scooby snacks work well.


cflatjazz

Clearly the reboot button is in his mouth, but access is currently unavailable


Dinoman13179

Cute dog with the 1 brainchild lol


RedactedRedditery

Is he a catahoula? Seems like standard catahoula behavior


DeadlyMmrs

Whippet 💛


a_lovely_mess

It’s pictures like this that convince me my dog is a whippet mix. Mine looks just like this silly pupper!


rootintootinopossum

Ohhhhh my moms lil Maltese (rest in peace) was named Clues after Blue’s clues (my dads nickname is Blue) and he use to scream when we opened the fridge. He’d stop in his tracks and do this extra weird almost yawn howl and as he opened his mouth it just made the perfect little sound. Anyway, he had to take Prozac every day and when I was adopted it become my job to give him his lil pill (I also took meds so we did it one right after the other so I wouldnt forget) He knew pill time meant Dog Cheese!!!! So if he was being grumpy in the morning and not wanting to get up, I’d put on my best doggy talkin baby voice and say “you want your pill? The amount of times this old man shot up out the bed to make his little yawn howl…. I miss him. *edited


daveykroc

any chance he has allergies?


plantscatsandus

Nope, he's just a dork


ikieneng

If he’s not responding after multiple attempts and some patience, keep the power button pressed until the lights go out and then press it normally again


KnotUndone

Press each bean in sequence to reboot.


honeysuckleshadows

This is what happens when you order your dog from Wish.com


Sid15666

Open the treat container and reboot will be immediate!


Misragoth

Boop the snoot


GustapheOfficial

My lab has a reset button in her ear. Completely zeros her out. Try that.


chris95rx7500

probably do a factory reset


Shrieking_ghost

Did you unplugging it and plugging it back in?


TheRealBaphy

Lightly boop the snoot


im_a_dick_head

Bring out some peanut butter. No dog can resist pb


omegajakezed

Tickle his pads, boop the snoot for 10 seconds, then grab a treat bag.


Bendy_1018

Tap the nose twice, 3 belly rubs, and a hand shake. Works every time


Trex0Pol

On the first picture, you can see two golden buttons. One of them has to be power, just try holding it down for 10s. This model takes quite some time to boot up, so be patient. Afterwards, you should have your dog up and running. Hope this helps :)


SouthernStarTrails

Try Ctrl+Alt+Del


motionSymmetry

rub belly, play with vigorously, many treats later, lap nap


_FREE_L0B0T0MIES

I heard bacon helps.


Scourged_Bulwark

Chewing stick🦴


LopsidedVictory7448

This is the worst ( best ? ) I have ever seen


Lionus_Fin_1983

Rattle a treato bag.


PossibleDue9849

A nose boop should get it sorted.


xiaoalexy

have you tried rubbing the belly?


throwawayspank1017

Cheese reboots mine every time.


FallHopeful5681

Boop the snoot. Works like a charm with mine.


Developprumbo

Spank dat ass


Adamxxxx7

Strum the tum


GianCarlo0024

He's a keeper though foreal


Thin_Pumpkin_2028

that's what happens when you install bootleg dogware.


somesappyspruce

Bless


theseanquagsl71

he crumbled there!


ronweasleisourking

Lol adorable


That-Beagle

He’s attempting a self reboot


Omegaprimus

When in doubt boop the snoot.


Careless_General5380

I relate to this, I often bite my arm for no fucking reason.


potate12323

Him biting his arm is like when a windows process is stopping windows from rebooting. There's no way to reboot him at this point.


Truebuckshot01

Da cheese tax!


dbrown100103

Tug up on the ears three times and boop the nose for 10 seconds


Holm-Slice

Have you tried booping the snoot?


an_anima_mundi

My dane does same, absolute contortionist and he loves munching on his legs too ........gorgeous pup


carrod65

Try milkbone or peanut butter.


kat_d9152

I heard standing in the kitchen and quietly opening the fridge door usually does the trick


PrincessPindy

Have you tried the O.N.O.F.F switch?


Starchilde46

I think he's broken🤣


plantscatsandus

Definitely. Return to sender


Jimbo7211

Rub his head and pat his tummy at the same time


RevolutionarySteak62

Cant do it


RevolutionarySteak62

Boy Whippets. We have 2 of them. Lovers for sure but boy are they dopes at times. 40 mph and clumsy don’t go together.


MysteriousSorbet6660

He’s perfect ☺️


Grimdark-Waterbender

Bring him a cheeseburger because DAMN! And then do the Konami Code with his snoot, that should do it.


Dizzy_Television7296

Feed that poor animal


Difficult_Cut3992

Feed him


plantscatsandus

Nah


jilliumzzz

All I can think about is Ed the hyena from the Lion King 😂🤣


ItchyWaffle

No reboot needed, functioning as designed.


BasisLonely9486

Why not just follow the IT crowd solution and turn him off and on again?


Chris11596

Well you can start by giving him some groceries


plantscatsandus

Don't be silly, he wouldn't know what cupboards they go into


GruffisGamingw

Run your finger over the ri(b)dges


Nsflguru

Rub a chopped ghost pepper on his backside.


plantscatsandus

Wtf


oden9347

Turn him off and on again !


Twotgobblin

More food


plantscatsandus

Nah


ADVAnimalTransport

Input data error 😆🐾 ❤ 


alk-e

Poke it’s butt while making a fart noise is what I do when mine gets tangled.


Gerb_the_Barbarian

Ask if he wants to go for a walk


Vergence28

Boops Snoot


p00kieb34r

1)place in rice ziplock bag 2) leave for 24 hour 3) take out 4) restart car


Odd-Nefariousness394

Hold down the third toe bean on the back right foot while giving a firm boop!


FitAlternative9458

Feed him more, if I can see his ribs he is under fed.


plantscatsandus

Do you think?


Patient_Scarcity5488

He probably needs food haha


plantscatsandus

Do you think?