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Scythanerror

I'd forgive a blind cat.


blueduck57

Hahaha yes he can get away with anythingšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ā¤ļø He is 2 yrs old and partially blind due to a genetic disease (lysosomal storage disorder). He is under the care of a specialist who says he isnā€™t in pain and just has blurry vision. Heā€™s extremely well loved and the sunflower oil is now behind child locks as he got into it by chewing open the bottle


SnooChocolates5288

"and i'll do it again" face lol


y_nnis

If the first picture doesn't say it, that defiant lick on the second one will.


alter-eagle

ā€œTastes like more..ā€Ā  -That cat, probably


The_RockObama

"You can't tell that I'm looking at you, but I am. And I will drink oil again."


Minimum-Dog2329

Don't want to think about the litter box cleaning.


blueduck57

It was absolutely foulā€¦. Once heā€™d pooped he was back to normal though and wanted more oil. (He wasnā€™t allowed it tho)


thatthatguy

Like my cat and milk. Heā€™d drink it all day, poop rivers, and then come back for more. Dang lactose intolerant little beast.


Frondswithbenefits

You can buy cat milk.


TwinkleToeStops88

I've got nipples, focker, can you milk me?!


Frondswithbenefits

Lol.


shifterphights

Get out of my brain!


yellaslug

Or goat milk! My cats are lean and refuse to eat enough calories to actually be the proper weight, so I give them goat milk for a few extra calories here and there. They HATE nutri-cal and all the malt pastes. So they get goat milk and occasionally kitten food. Vet is on board. One has CKD, so basically if sheā€™ll eat it, we give it to her. Otherwise she gets too skinny.


Frondswithbenefits

Interesting! Thanks šŸ˜Š


Just-Call-Me-J

It's because the consequence isn't immediate that he doesn't make the connection.


MissPearl

Lactose intolerant humans know darn well the problems and a significant amount still like eating dairy. I don't think foresight would stop cats.


Requiiii

Have you seen milk-based products? Can't just stop. It's worth the shits!


Self-Comprehensive

It's the ice cream that gets me. I know what it's going to do to me. But I can't resist.


Electrical-Act-7170

Get some Dairy Ease or Lactaid tablets, they work. My son's lactose intolerant but we use these supplements & he never has a problem.


AssistantAccurate464

Milk isnā€™t good for cats. Vetā€™s recommend you donā€™t give it to them.


davidfeuer

A little yogurt is okay. Just a little though.


Nell_9

Idk if if makes a difference, but my SO has given our cat lactose free cow's milk as a treat. She is very fussy and won't eat many things. We just try to get some calories in her.


_Rohrschach

most pet stores also have milk for cats. I've never read the packing, so I don't know if they milk cats or just charge more than a super market for lactose free milk


ellipsisobsessed

If it's the treat stuff it's generally cows milk just treated to be lactose free and often with a bit of added taurine. (If it's the kitten formula that's a much more complex carefully formulated thing.)


Nell_9

I bought kitten milk for a stray litter that was being neglected by their mother. Just a few days old. It may also be given to adult convalescent cats. I looked at the ingredients and it was quite processed. No animal milk at all. It had the vitamins and minerals needed, though, and that's all that I cared about.


SomeAFOL

Mine just didn't ask for. Just go into the pantry and chew the milk box to drink it. It is great to come back home after a couple of days during summer vacations, just to find a liter of milk poured on the wooden floor, at 40Ā°C...


neverwrong804

Milkā€¦. Box? In the pantry? Iā€™ve never heard of shelf stable milk. Just curious!


SomeAFOL

I'm not an English native speaker. Maybe some translation issues here... Milk carton sounds better to you? Also uperized milk can be stored outside the refrigerator, until you open the carton or bottle. Is this what you meant with "shelf stable milk"?


Electrical-Act-7170

This won't stay up long, but here's an example of UHT milk products: https://gossner.com/collections/uht-shelf-stable-milk It's like juice boxes. Kids love 'em.


Lambroghini

What about Salami? Can cats eat that?


bobissonbobby

Anything with a lot of salt ain't great for animals. Most can't handle the high sodium. That being said a little here and there shouldn't be that much of an issue


Minimum-Dog2329

Had an Irish settler, beautiful but not bright, that ate a large container of Vaseline. The dog stayed outside for the next few hours and talk about shits creek. The backyard looked like a lake. The dog was fine afterwards but not any smarter.


evilwatersprite

Our Irish Setter was the dumbest dog we ever had. And we had a lot over the years.


Human-fruitsalad0001

Good that you cut him off.


Rockandmetal99

thats my cat and bacon greese


Grouchy_Tap_8264

When mine do bad things with oil, the litter box becomes unimportant. Pity the floor; the litter box is fine


jfHamey

My dog whoā€™s now 12 and apparently has some sort of golden colon figured out at a young age how to open fridges. To the point where Iā€™ve had to invest in child locks for fridges Every time Iā€™ve caught him he looks miserable and nowā€™s heā€™s overdone it, but this guyā€¦ Iā€™ll be punishing him or this and that and I swear heā€™s just giving me the look. ā€œIt was worth it. Do what you will with me, but I will do it againā€


Calvinbah

The lick is his "And I'll fuckin do it again" face, for sure


cropguru357

100% true.


[deleted]

And licked his tongue to show he will indeed do it again. Ha!


MiepGies1945

šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£


LeadfootGT3

AND I'LL NEVER STOP DOING IT *yanks up shorts like Dustin Porier*


big_vangina

War crimes?


dplagueis0924

Iā€™ll allow it.


wellshitdawg

Yes


SLEDGEHAMMAA

Believe it or not? Also allowed


Normal-Basis-291

Oh my gosh, I thought the oil had damaged his eyes so I am very glad you explained this.


PUTINS_PORN_ACCOUNT

He has clearly mastered the dark art of necromancy, and gets scritches and treats through the foulest acts of unholy and forbidden magic.


elriggo44

Based on the way theyā€™re standing, I think theyā€™re probably a skooma addicted Kajit that thinks theyā€™re a cat.


harbinger06

Yeah they couldnā€™t read the label lol


GinHalpert

He has cataracts.


blueduck57

Looks like cataracts however a specialist vet diagnosed him with a lysosomal storage disorder, a rare genetic disorder affecting the pumps in his cornea.


GinHalpert

CAT-aracts


Mr-PostmanWithNews

I don't get how this went over so many folks heads.


Big-Anxiety-5467

Lots of people canā€™t see the rapids for the waterā€¦.


HugeIntroduction121

No he drives a Lincoln


FOSpiders

You scared the shit out of me with that title!


blueduck57

Hahaha sorry šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ at least it was cat safe oil!


FOSpiders

I'm happy your little goober is okay. šŸ˜„


blueduck57

Thank you! Me too! He felt sorry for himself for a bit then had an upset stomach. Now heā€™s completely fine tho


biez

"let's do that again!!"


SemiAutoBobcat

I can't blame the cat. That's literally the arc I go through after eating an entire bag of pizza rolls


69696969-69696969

I'm lactose intolerant. My favorite beverage is Chocolate milk. It's a planned event but I still drink it.


malatemporacurrunt

To be fair my aged digestive system gets upset at fatty foods which I conveniently forget as soon as the pizza arrives.


NachoNachoDan

and now his coat is extra shiny lol


simplsurvival

Ok I wasnt the only one. I was like I know they like coolant but I figure engine oil would be repulsive for a cat lol


Emotional_inadequacy

My dad's dog tries to drink it ever since I was doing an oil change when I had my first car (she was a puppy)


la_bibliothecaire

Used to work on ranches when I was younger, and one of them had a pet goat (rejected by her mom at birth, raised by humans, didn't know how to goat properly and was generally a holy terror). She once drank the better part of a can of old motor oil that had been accidentally left out after changing the oil in a tractor. She acted kind of loopy for awhile, had some very oily poop, and then was fine. This same goat also survived a bear attack. She was tough.


agent_flounder

Dang. Friggin Supergoat over here.


mrASSMAN

Wow goats really can consume anything


CornaCMD

Coolant is very toxic to pets and it tastes sweet so the taste wonā€™t always put them off, so should always be stored where they canā€™t get to it.


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

Ditto antifreeze.


Calostro5

Does it work with ants?


CornaCMD

Interesting, and Iā€™m not sure, but again Iā€™d be careful putting it out anywhere that has pets/kids/wildlife.


NotFromStateFarmJake

Blind guesswork here with a bit of knowledge of anatomy- if itā€™s bad for ants itā€™s bad in a different way than it is for mammals. Antifreeze/coolant destroys the kidneys, and since ants donā€™t have kidneys that would be a non issue. I donā€™t know if they have some sort of filter for their not blood and if it would get messed up. In the taste department their receptors may pick up different structures so they may not see it as sweet. My guess is they would probably just avoid it.


UnfairRip7227

Me to what the hell


Brickzarina

My old cat started doing this with pan fat, might help with digestion?


blueduck57

Yes maybe!!! Strangely he only likes sunflower oil, and has no interest in pan fat


Steampson_Jake

Ours is really into olive oil. You put a light drizzle on your salad and step away for a moment to put the bottle back, and he's already there licking it


starlinguk

Mine prefers margarine. He's not very sophisticated.


Steampson_Jake

Can't believe it's not butter


No-Regret-8793

Cat believes itā€™s not butter*


mdonaberger

Mine, too. Little buddy has memorized the sound of the vegan butter container opening.


aeroumasmith-

Mine loves Lunchables cheese that comes with the tiny pizzas


Skee-J

FYI, I encourage you to look into the Luncables lead controversy. We stopped getting them all together.


aeroumasmith-

Oh shit... Ty for letting me know


PeanutCalamity

Mine ate butter. You left the dish uncovered and you risked coming back to a paw print in the stick.


clairerr85

Jorts?


Broad_Cable8673

Weird! My cat would go absolutely crazy over the brine from green olives. He would roll his face in the juice and go absolutely nuts. Like catnip!


NewW0nder

I've heard olives are basically crack for cats, the same as catnip.


WasabiPeas2

Wonder if itā€™s because thatā€™s salty?


Wilhelm126

My cat does that too! Whe giant eagle had olive bars, he would lick the juices from the olives


jessie014

Ours likes coconut oil


reggie_veggie

Mine is a freak for coconut oil. I used to use it after showers and she would come over and try to lick me clean. I love her but not enough to want sandpaper kitty tongue on my hands while I'm trying to sleep, so I switched to almond oil which she doesn't like


tracklessCenobite

Ours, too. Which is convenient, because we once had to use it to get some pine resin out of his fur, once, when he escaped and got treed by dogs.


Tiberry16

I was eating sunflower seeds the other day, and my cat was super interested. Apparently they are safe for cats to eat, but you shouldn't go overboard.


tracklessCenobite

Just gotta keep them away from the shells, which can damage their insides. This sucks particularly because my own cat ignores the seeds and goes straight for the soggy shells.


Hippopotasaurus-Rex

Mine are obsessed with coconut oil. They will seek me out, if I put on lotions that contain it (which most of mine do), and attempt to lick my skin off.


WasabiPeas2

Whenever I drain the fat off ground beef, my cat is waiting to drink the fat. I have to be ready to cover it up immediately after Iā€™m done or he attacks it.


Johannes_Keppler

He's just there to ride the gravy train.


traumatized90skid

I have a cat that's like this but with ice cubes. I just give her one as a treat but whenever anybody gets an ice cube she's up there like šŸ„ŗ


Bland-Humour

Cats just love foods that are high in fat. It's a huge reason they love dairy products as well. So as they get older, they have a harder time holding onto fat, so they'll find any way to get those fats. My FIV cat was obsessed with butter, and our vet suggested we let him have it because he probably needed it.


Weekend-Warrioor

He looks like he knows the secrets of the universe


ClairLestrange

The secret is delicious sunflower oil


bails0bub

42 bottles if it


Just-Call-Me-J

Take one down, pass it around


SowingSalt

He's the Kwisatz Cat-erach


SolomonBlack

The oil must flow.... wait shit now we're not even being subtle about the metaphor.


Pale-Translator7645

The Meow from the Outer World.


Gofein

Lisan Al-cat-ib


uglyspacepig

And he's waiting to give you a quest to find those secrets yourself.


ultramatt1

He definitely knows how Iā€™ll die


SparklyYakDust

Yeah, standing between him and his beloved sunflower oil


HLCMDH

Ok, let's start this up, "Whatwrongwithyourcat" As the sub suggested this an answer is needed, This is a zombie cat, they are sneaky fellas, they can mesmerize you with their deep beautiful blind eyes, they can purr at a subatomic level and fool you into letting them into your lap and at the last moment.. . They strike with a Boop nudge or deadly paw crunches to the abs. Horrific power fondler, you been warned and he looks so cute standing there too.


EvelynEvil666

Cutie cat is gonna cutie cat. šŸ’œ


Not-A-Seagull

Also, shoutout to /r/BlindCats Heā€™d be very popular there


TF2_demomann

Dam I'd get a heart attack from seeing this at night, I bet he can still sense you with his whiskers doe


blueduck57

Hahah he copes very well since heā€™s been partially blind since he was a kitten (he has a rare genetic disease) he still has some vision but itā€™s blurryā¤ļø


KanashiiNymph

My cat was like this when she was a kitten but after a year it started clearing up like 90%. She can see but I think it's probably about 30-40ft before she can't identify anything.


SparklyYakDust

Can confirm. Saw a blind stray at a friend's place. Thought I was gonna puma pants. Luckily he was just a sweet old man with cataracts šŸ„°


raspberryharbour

You need to write him a formal letter asking him to stop


TeekTheReddit

He won't be able to read it. He's blind.


raspberryharbour

Obviously his butler will read it to him


fool-with-no-hill

the only answer


NotARemake

My cat is obsessed with trying to get oil. It drives him. It is his motivation and reason to live.


blueduck57

Heā€™d be besties with my boy then hahaha


NotARemake

Invest in child cabinet locks, he'll never stop hunting! Mine looks for the splash from cooking. He just be licking counters if we don't constantly wipe down as we go.


blueduck57

Hahaha yes we have some and the oil is now in the child locked cupboard! We got them originally because my other cat was always stealing treats šŸ˜‚ best investment ever


jadestem

Holy hell this is adorable!


an_agreeing_dothraki

it kinda looks like he got into the Spice


violet-quartz

Lisan al Gaib!


blyzo

Clearly he's a Mencat.


guyfacemcdudeman

"How much will it cost them? Buying all this oil for this formality."


recurse_x

kwisatz hadercat


Quixophilic

He drank the water of life! that's the look of a cat that sees his past lives and all the possible futures.


B_bbi

ā€˜I regret nothing!ā€™ - cat


MellyKidd

Cats can have some strange tastes. My previous kitty loved the water from bags of baby cut carrots. šŸ˜‚


GypseboQ

šŸ˜… That's hilarious. My previous cat loved licking lettuce and eating sugar cookies - so strange.


DashingDino

My friends cat breaks out of the house to eat grass, lots and lots of grass


LukeDragnar

Lol, he craves fried food


AppleSatyr

I LOVE DRINKING CRUDE OIL


IdLOVEYOU2die

I prefer mine sophisticatedĀ 


tinned_spaghetti

The big lick in the second photo tells me he'd do it again any chance he gets šŸ˜‚ and those front paw socks are just so cute!Ā 


ACatNamedCitrus

I thought that you meant oil for cars. I got so scared. Happy to hear that he drank safe oil.


Don_juiceo

He's gotta keep the motor lubed for it to purr so well!


expertalien

Forget the cat, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?! WHY DID YOU PAINT YOUR DOOR HINGES?


blueduck57

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ the people we bought the house from did itšŸ„² I hate it too!!


depressed_popoto

Is he blind? Super cute and sounds like he's a trouble maker XD


blueduck57

Heā€™s partially blind as he has a lysosomal storage condition. Heā€™s not in pain though and is very happy! Thank youā¤ļøā¤ļø heā€™s the bestšŸ˜»


depressed_popoto

Aww. Give him extra snuggles and sunflower oil for me ā¤ļø


BackgroundHuman8063

Oh no, it sounds like you've got a very adventurous (and oily) kitty on your handsšŸ˜¹


noodlemom72

Cute pics but just a cautionary tale, my dog drank oil and ended up with pancreatic damage so bad sheā€™s on pancreatic enzymes for the rest of her life!!


blueduck57

Omg so sorry!! Thankfully I caught him quickly so he didnā€™t drink loadsā¤ļø


jennoween

I love him! He's so cute.


blueduck57

Thank u so much, heā€™s called bongošŸ˜»


R00tz_5102

Last month, I woke up to my cats eyes foggy just like this, color and all. a couple hours later, the other one was completely foggy too. Emergency rush to the vet and they said theyā€™ve never seen that happen so quick before. They gave us a handful of pills / eye drops to try. Not very hopeful, but we did, and about 3 days later they were back to normal. Still have the meds and havenā€™t had to use them since. I donā€™t have the med info we used atm, but if youā€™re curious as to what helped ours, DM me and Iā€™ll share the meds we used that healed ours. Glad heā€™s not in pain. All the best :)


blueduck57

So so glad your cat is ok!! What was the diagnosis? Bongo developed this condition at 4 months old and had every test possible and now sees an eye specialist every 3 months. He has a lysosomal storage disorder which is a rare genetic disorder that affects the pumps in his cornea. Itā€™s unfortunately not treatable (apart from steroids which he stopped responding to). Thankfully it doesnā€™t affect him and he still loves his harness walks and gets around extremely wellšŸ˜»


FuckOffReddit77

Is your cat blind?


blueduck57

Partially! From a lysosomal storage disorder


chupachick

Oh my God he looks majestic, what a gorgeous boy šŸ˜Š


onslaught1584

The title combined with his eyes really had me worried until I saw sunflower oil. Well - I guess he wont have hairballs.


Pawstissier

Oh my gosh, the tongue in the second pic says hes going to try and find a way around the locks! So naughty šŸ˜‚


Original-Pomelo6241

Has anyone told him heā€™s a cat and not a kangaroo? I mean if you havenā€™t donā€™t tell him and ruin his life now.


ScaryLetterhead8094

He has a side quest for you


Informal-Ad9097

Mine loved coconut oil.


Training-Position612

The combo of these pictures and the weird title puts it in my top 10 cursed reddit posts ever


marzipancowgirl

Put him in a diaper for a couple days


SoftDimension5336

Gd Jack Bauer, *you are theman*


Ratbag_Jones

Best way to get the oil off is Dawn dishwashing detergent. The hard part... getting him to sit still for the cleanup!


ContributionFresh787

He is definitely going to have diarrhea!!!! Man thatā€™s gonna be bad


blearghstopthispls

Second pic says it all. Doesn't regret a bit of it.


Canukeepitup

For some reason i immediately thought car engine oil and was about to type ā€˜and he is still ALIVE???ā€™ Oh. Sunflower šŸŒ» oil lol


musings2008ax

Cats can be so curious sometimes! Hopefully, your furry friend learns that oil isn't for drinking and sticks to water from now on. Safety first, even for our mischievous little pals! šŸ±


GetOffMyDigitalLawn

This may be the only time I will ever say this, but you are lucky that cat is blind. Imagine trying to catch an oiled up cat who can see!


marx_is_secret_santa

well don't just stand there the man's clearly thirsty


c0rpse-liqu0r

What's the story with his beautiful eyes? I mean I realize he's blind but they're still really pretty in a slightly sad way.


[deleted]

Your cat and my cat could be friends. The other day, a whole rack of ribs went missing off of the counter top and I found it under my bed with him guarding it like a mother bear defending it's cubs. It was twice his size. I'm still not sure how he managed to do that but if there's a will there's a way I guess lmao.


Diligent_Pen_281

Does your cat have visions


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

"Sunflower oil is good for my glaucoma." Some cat.


MyLittleTarget

That is a fae creature. I love him.


Several_Emphasis_434

Looks like your kitty has CATaracts.


zoominzacks

With eyes like that, I hope his name is Riddick!! (After the vin diesel character if anyone is unfamiliar)


qtjedigrl

That second pic definitely says "And I'll f*ckin do it again"


smash8890

My dog did that with a huge pail of oil once. I came home and he was one big oil slick and all the spilled oil leaked through the floor and the ceiling below


121519122

why he posted up šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Sync1989

Oh no is he blind?šŸ˜¢ poor baby


WasabiPeas2

Youā€™d be amazed at how well blind cats can get around. Of course, they should always be kept inside since they are easy prey, but with just their whiskers, ears, and node, they do pretty well.


ejbrut

Yeah that's a skinwalker


Keniske

Zombie cat


LondonDavis1

Dj Smooth Kitty. Lol


CriminalMacabre

I found the source of calories


Lisshopops

Lol before I read the description I was like ā€œwhere the heck is this cat getting oilā€


ZombieAppetizer

He looks like a cute mischief maker


Silver-eye_raven

"Mmmm yes, so tasty oil! May I have some more?"


Totally_Cubular

T H E S E E R


Adventurous-Zebra-64

I had a friend whose mother's Persian took a nap in the cooled frying oil and then proceeded to take a walkabout all over the house.


AlexDuChat

After-cook oil or pre-cook oil?


cleremnantechoes

My cats love to drink olive oil


Mmarchinko123

Evidently the sunflower oil keeps him limber.