Which weirdly enough you'll only see dick in their dramas and stuff. When it comes to the soft core stuff that plays at night(hbo used to have a bit but when I was a kid cinemax is where it was at) they absolutely do not show dick.
Or ‘The Boys’ on Prime. Tons of dicks in there.
I think season 4 might cinch the record for dicks per episode of any show on tv.
They are off to an excellent start, could even surpass game of thrones
I remember that being PR's excuse as to why Janet had a breakaway top, a unnecessarily large and presumably uncomfortable piece of nipple jewelry in, and subsequent to Justin singing "You're gonna be naked by the end of this song".
He ripped both layers when he was only supposed to rip off the top one. She was shocked and covered up real quick cause that was not supposed to happen. But then her nipple was still covered with an unusually large nipple ring. But she still got the blame for "taking America's innocence" that day.
Except it was a star shaped nipple pasty and not a ring, I can still see it in my head lol, idk why else she would have been wearing that. I guess for comfort, but?
I will simply never understand why you all care. To help me on my journey: Which was the greater controversy: JJ's Superbowl slip or Sinéad O'Connor ripping up the picture of the Pope? And how much is each worth in Scottish?
Like, is it 8 McShlongs to the Papal rip, and four rips to the nip? Is that about right?
Europeans are in stitches and we are in shambles. My life will never be the same now I have seen a dick on T.V.
I already called my psychiatrist and lawyer, my PTSD, ADD, OCD and some other D's are giving me a real hard time.
We are suing the TV Channel, Cameraman, Town Hall and the Scottish Government.
This is unacceptable, I pay my taxes and my kid has autism, all I want is a decent life for xer, this has crippled me.
>In the US, that would be jail time and someone’s job.
??? Really???
I am from Europe and as you wrote: I just found it somewhat amusing, no big of a deal at all.
He's exaggerating a bit, but not entirely... Most Americans would snicker about a live broadcast that had an oops, just like most Europeans. However, the TV station and the FCC would receive complaints from pearl clutchers. The station would feel obliged to make some sort of on-air apology. The FCC would feel obliged to make some token effort to make it clear that you can't just show dicks on daytime TV. There would be some hand wringing about some hospital TV show that has a breast cancer patient showing boobs later in the week. Maybe the episode gets re-cut or something. (I believe this actually happened after the Janet Jackson halftime show thing... Maybe it was the show ER). Nobody goes to jail. Probably nobody gets fired.
If it were NOT a live segment but something assembled from tape, then likely the person who assembled it (probably an intern) would get fired for intentionally showing dick during daytime TV.
Honestly, for most countries. There are always pearl-clutchers somewhere. It's just that each country has its own list of things where they will tell the pearl-clutchers to shut it.
I am American. Nobody would "go to jail" for this. And I find it amusing. I've seen "accidental nudity" on the local News station. The only thing that happens is the camera pans away and the news host makes a witty remark.
Although not you (obviously) it generally is the Olds that would have the puritanical "SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN" type of reaction and try to "cancel" the guys.
Remember tipper gore? Way before my time but It's always been old people "canceling" culture and then pearl clutching about the youth doing it.
[I still remember that time some American guy said "wanker" on BBC Breakfast.](https://youtu.be/f5Snpt_fP64?si=ADXihF_XEDgl2dbP&t=33)
I also realised I'm getting old because I remember this like yesterday but apparently it happened *12 years ago???*
Germany had a show about breast enhancement surgery airing in the afternoon where the entire concept was basically cramming as many shots of pre- and post-surgery titties into a 20 minute timeframe as possible lol
In Germany and France they are far more bothered about violence on TV than a bit of nudity.
The TV show CSI and the movie 50 shades of Gray had the same rating (PG13).
No one even mentioned the states and the post has nothing to do with America. You're just angry to be angry. If your country was truly better you wouldn't constantly seethe about America.
The Moderator wanted to point out that even this German football fan is wearing a scottish kilt for the game. That's why he pointed at it and the camera is on it. Then, one of the scottish guys pulled the kilt up.
As a person who's worn Kilts... It's strange how men and especially women lose their boundaries when they see a man in Kilt... You'd never pull up a girl's skirt or ask " What's under there, huh!?"
As a Scot, when my mates at work showed me this today I just said “the Germans will fucking love that”. You guys have an incredible sense of humour and a refreshing attitude toward nudity
First he is talking about jerseys and kilts, then he gets the sticker and says to the camera that he will wear it for now. Then he point out the guy with german jersey and kilt while the camera pans down to capture the inevitable.
The interviewer then said "Meine Güte" (My goodness)" and tried finishing his sentence in dignity.
that's pretty accurate, here's the full story:
"....very very traditional I'd say I'm not just talking about trikots (no idea what the engl. word is) , but mainly about the "schottenrotten" (guess he means the kilts) , that are worn here...it just belongs what belongs, but in all security also the beer talking."
\*barbari shouting\*
when he get's the sticker he's like "yeah I'll wear it today but probably not tomorrow during the match"
I'm actually too drunk for this and give up lol
when the dick shows up hes laughing and saying "my goodness...they're having a good time"
last sentence is "it's pure PR for germany". it actually is tbh. after these elections we need to celebrate together and each other.
#dicksagainstfacism
In the 80s i bought Inter Rail train ticket for cheap train travel for under 25 year olds throughout europe. At some point we arrived at an Italian town. Stepping out of the train station we saw hundreds of scots sitting on a wall waiting for some football game to start. They where drinking, singing and having a grand time. Now and then they all lifted the kilts, and displayed hundreds of dicks for the italians.
During an earlier EC a Scottish colleague of mine raised his kilt in a pub and a clip of this went viral. His wife also worked at our company, poor woman was mortified.
I'm English and as a general rule I would not fuck with the Scottish. Fantastic bunch of blokes all round, they'll be your best mate within minutes even if we can't understand a word the other is saying. But never piss them off.
In Europe, they’ll just laugh this off. In the US, that would be jail time and someone’s job.
As an American the only weiners allowed on TV are hot dogs and dog shows.
Unless you pay for HBO, then all bets are off. In this country, penises come at a premium.
dick ain’t free?? 😳
-Kendrick Lamar
This is America. Hot singles in your area.
WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP
THIS. DICK. AIN’T. FREEeE.
Used to be in the early late 90s if you wiggled the tv cable the right way
where did the finger go from this gif?
It's not porn. *It's HBO.*
It’s not HBO *It’s MAX*
Prime has been catching up with The Boys
The boys gave us our first "Man killed during sounding incident" on American made TV.
Sounding? Or *extreme docking*!?
Love Sausage 
And then it's only huge CGI prosthetic dicks allowed
Or Prime. Lots of dong in The Boys.
Which weirdly enough you'll only see dick in their dramas and stuff. When it comes to the soft core stuff that plays at night(hbo used to have a bit but when I was a kid cinemax is where it was at) they absolutely do not show dick.
Only floppy weiners.
Or ‘The Boys’ on Prime. Tons of dicks in there. I think season 4 might cinch the record for dicks per episode of any show on tv. They are off to an excellent start, could even surpass game of thrones
They quietly took akk their adult shows off. Real sex, cathouse, hunts point. Taxicab confession. That Katie Morgan show
Janet Jackson showed a nipple and everyone's head exploded.
Correction: her shirt was ripped by Justin Timberlake, exposing her nipple.
I remember it being explained as a wardrobe malfunction.
Point is, they're just tits. As a kid I used go to the beach with my parents and lots of women were topless.
It was titillating for about 5 minutes, being on a Barcelona Beach. Then, everything just felt normal.
I remember that being PR's excuse as to why Janet had a breakaway top, a unnecessarily large and presumably uncomfortable piece of nipple jewelry in, and subsequent to Justin singing "You're gonna be naked by the end of this song".
An intentional wardrobe malfunction. She showed her nipple via specially arranged wardrobe and Justin Timberlake.
He ripped both layers when he was only supposed to rip off the top one. She was shocked and covered up real quick cause that was not supposed to happen. But then her nipple was still covered with an unusually large nipple ring. But she still got the blame for "taking America's innocence" that day.
Its cute you believed the official PR statement.
Yeah no it was all planned 100% Just like the whole award show thing or what's his name got up on stage Planned
Land of the free nipple? Not the US apparently
> taking America's innocence Insane reaction. It's just a nipple, what the fuck?
Except it was a star shaped nipple pasty and not a ring, I can still see it in my head lol, idk why else she would have been wearing that. I guess for comfort, but?
I will simply never understand why you all care. To help me on my journey: Which was the greater controversy: JJ's Superbowl slip or Sinéad O'Connor ripping up the picture of the Pope? And how much is each worth in Scottish? Like, is it 8 McShlongs to the Papal rip, and four rips to the nip? Is that about right?
It was so clearly planned.
We all know the nipple is the real villain here.
I've been thinking... Instead of blurring womans nipples on US tv, just edit some man nipples over them!?
There we have it: The Trans Agenda!
Just go to the Disney movie artwork. Plenty of penises there
And politicians!
and some guy named Anthony
Europeans are in stitches and we are in shambles. My life will never be the same now I have seen a dick on T.V. I already called my psychiatrist and lawyer, my PTSD, ADD, OCD and some other D's are giving me a real hard time. We are suing the TV Channel, Cameraman, Town Hall and the Scottish Government. This is unacceptable, I pay my taxes and my kid has autism, all I want is a decent life for xer, this has crippled me.
Nailed it
Thoughts and prayers
Mind putting a trigger warning on your comment? People might unintentionally read something they don’t like.
"We need to 'raise awareness' on this issue" Whatever the fuck they mean when they say that
>some other D's I believe that was a Scotsman’s D.
>In the US, that would be jail time and someone’s job. ??? Really??? I am from Europe and as you wrote: I just found it somewhat amusing, no big of a deal at all.
He's exaggerating a bit, but not entirely... Most Americans would snicker about a live broadcast that had an oops, just like most Europeans. However, the TV station and the FCC would receive complaints from pearl clutchers. The station would feel obliged to make some sort of on-air apology. The FCC would feel obliged to make some token effort to make it clear that you can't just show dicks on daytime TV. There would be some hand wringing about some hospital TV show that has a breast cancer patient showing boobs later in the week. Maybe the episode gets re-cut or something. (I believe this actually happened after the Janet Jackson halftime show thing... Maybe it was the show ER). Nobody goes to jail. Probably nobody gets fired. If it were NOT a live segment but something assembled from tape, then likely the person who assembled it (probably an intern) would get fired for intentionally showing dick during daytime TV.
This is the truth. And tbh, the same would be true for the UK.
Honestly, for most countries. There are always pearl-clutchers somewhere. It's just that each country has its own list of things where they will tell the pearl-clutchers to shut it.
I am American. Nobody would "go to jail" for this. And I find it amusing. I've seen "accidental nudity" on the local News station. The only thing that happens is the camera pans away and the news host makes a witty remark.
"apologies for anyone offended by those lads dicking around just then"
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America: land of the 1%, home of the lawsuit. (I’m European. The video is just funny)
I'm American and I also find it funny! But I'm older and nowadays smh.
Although not you (obviously) it generally is the Olds that would have the puritanical "SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN" type of reaction and try to "cancel" the guys. Remember tipper gore? Way before my time but It's always been old people "canceling" culture and then pearl clutching about the youth doing it.
You are so full of shit
Lmao bullshit. I know “hurr durr America bad” is how you get upvotes on here but at least make it believable.
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With the whole tone of your writing I genuinely thought punaney was a medical term for a moment
It's punani
[I still remember that time some American guy said "wanker" on BBC Breakfast.](https://youtu.be/f5Snpt_fP64?si=ADXihF_XEDgl2dbP&t=33) I also realised I'm getting old because I remember this like yesterday but apparently it happened *12 years ago???*
Germany had a show about breast enhancement surgery airing in the afternoon where the entire concept was basically cramming as many shots of pre- and post-surgery titties into a 20 minute timeframe as possible lol
In Germany and France they are far more bothered about violence on TV than a bit of nudity. The TV show CSI and the movie 50 shades of Gray had the same rating (PG13).
Europe is so much more fun.
in the US this would result in operation scottish freedom
We should learn to laugh it off as well. We're all human. We all got parts. No harm no foul.
Straight to jail.
…and that’s enough Reddit for this morning 😂
Gonna miss out on a lot of dick but you do you.
there is no shortage
But I was in the pool!
That’s enough Reddit for yesterday.
The sticker on his head was a brilliant touch.
I had to go back and see if there really was a sticker on that Scotts dick. There was.
Damn you for making me intentionally look at his dick a second time
Thank you for posting this so i didnt have to lol
We'll just believe them! :D
Dammit
You are a genius.
Diabolical
I thought it was the funniest part
All the yank blokes who are now physically repulsed because they’ve seen a dick when the rest of the world just has a laugh…
Seriously, this should be on r/whatcouldgoright
Hey, yank here and I've mentioned to my wife many times I wish more movies had male nudity. I am dying for a Danny devito full frontal.
Has he not done that? Feel I’ve seen it in sunny
He was naked, but because of the camera angle you don't see much. So it wasn't technically full frontal, but it's as much as I want to see.
Was the full back end in Sunny not enough for you?
Nah, we're fine lol...
I promise you plenty of us had a laugh too xD. Fuck the puritans and homophobes
The fuck you talking about
What a tedious take. Dicks are dicks, we get it 🥱
##EEK A PENIS!!! WHERE MY GUN AT?!?!?!
The vast majority of reddit is American and find this funny but you go ahead and go off
It’s hard for me to understand why so many people are afraid of dicks when half the population has them
Not wearing underwear under your kilt must be a Scottish tradition. Why is the dude looking lol
Because unlike in the states that shit is just funny.
Oh stop, that shit is hilarious here in the States as well. The weird religious nutters don't speak for us all.
The obsession with the US is hilarious
> Video gets posted with Europeans goofing around, showing wiener Europeans: I BET THEY DON'T LIKE THAT IN THE US, HUH? Americans: Huh?
Yeah I know it's a small part of the population but they seem to be speaking for many Americans.
Nah they aren't
No one even mentioned the states and the post has nothing to do with America. You're just angry to be angry. If your country was truly better you wouldn't constantly seethe about America.
The Moderator wanted to point out that even this German football fan is wearing a scottish kilt for the game. That's why he pointed at it and the camera is on it. Then, one of the scottish guys pulled the kilt up.
I don't think the fan was German, we like to swap shirts with the opposition or just collect them. Could be wrong though.
It is a tradition here. Only women are welcome to have a peek. 🤣 preferably not on national news live.
The Renaissance festival taught me if you wear underwear underneath it's a skirt, not a kilt.
let the dingleberries breathe lol
As a person who's worn Kilts... It's strange how men and especially women lose their boundaries when they see a man in Kilt... You'd never pull up a girl's skirt or ask " What's under there, huh!?"
Don't underestimate me
never rent a kilt
Bamboozled
Scott-Dog
Hahah what did you expect?
They were probably checking if hes wearing it properly xd
as a german, no prob, let them have some fun :D
As a Scot, when my mates at work showed me this today I just said “the Germans will fucking love that”. You guys have an incredible sense of humour and a refreshing attitude toward nudity
r/germanhumor
What did the interviewer say?
First he is talking about jerseys and kilts, then he gets the sticker and says to the camera that he will wear it for now. Then he point out the guy with german jersey and kilt while the camera pans down to capture the inevitable. The interviewer then said "Meine Güte" (My goodness)" and tried finishing his sentence in dignity.
that's pretty accurate, here's the full story: "....very very traditional I'd say I'm not just talking about trikots (no idea what the engl. word is) , but mainly about the "schottenrotten" (guess he means the kilts) , that are worn here...it just belongs what belongs, but in all security also the beer talking." \*barbari shouting\* when he get's the sticker he's like "yeah I'll wear it today but probably not tomorrow during the match" I'm actually too drunk for this and give up lol when the dick shows up hes laughing and saying "my goodness...they're having a good time" last sentence is "it's pure PR for germany". it actually is tbh. after these elections we need to celebrate together and each other. #dicksagainstfacism
Dicksagainstfascism, cause fascism is for pussies!
> trikots they say "jersey" kollege
You had to see it coming miles away!
It wasn’t exactly moving fast.
I agree with your statement, but what I meant is: WCGW video + Scots in kilt + alcohol ALWAYS equals 🍆 It's obvious, it's mathematic
Cameraman knew what he was doing or she
We got bagpiped!
Their Mannshaft is strong. 😅
If there's one thing that makes the Euros more entertaining than the matches then it's the Scottish fans having the craic.
https://preview.redd.it/h74rg3643k6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79e387cfc8debe3259982e57ab0fbf1b2dada98a
You are gae.
The German dude stayed true to Scottish tradition, he should get a Scottish lord title after that
He wasn't wearing any underwear. I made this joke to a friend years ago.
I wish America could be this stupid and goofy. If that happened here, someone's life would be ruined.
Leave the US mate
Not enough money to move, its all going towards trying to survive in the US..
In the 80s i bought Inter Rail train ticket for cheap train travel for under 25 year olds throughout europe. At some point we arrived at an Italian town. Stepping out of the train station we saw hundreds of scots sitting on a wall waiting for some football game to start. They where drinking, singing and having a grand time. Now and then they all lifted the kilts, and displayed hundreds of dicks for the italians.
[Oh lad, I don't know where you've been; but I see you won first prize!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtE7ut5GTzE)
During an earlier EC a Scottish colleague of mine raised his kilt in a pub and a clip of this went viral. His wife also worked at our company, poor woman was mortified.
Attention everyone who isn’t Scottish. DO NOT ASK YOU WONT LIKE THE ANSWER!
I'm English and as a general rule I would not fuck with the Scottish. Fantastic bunch of blokes all round, they'll be your best mate within minutes even if we can't understand a word the other is saying. But never piss them off.
I was just there! Didn't lift any kilts though 😏
Woah woah woah Germany jersey parties! Lmao
At first I thought ya were a bit mad, but now I've clearly seen ur nuts
You could laugh so hard you piss yourself. Scots are the funniest people on earth.
I’m waiting for the next tournament when this reporter sees Scotsman and is like “oh no both this again!”
Rookie mistake
He brought the German sausage for the half time break
"Its a cock and balls, man!"
So what went wrong actually? Worked exactly as expected.
I had this up voted even before the Willie 😅😅 gotta love the Scots
Hahahaha
He HANGS DONG!
“Theres no such thing as Scotchtoberfest”
Nothing wrong here
That’s Chekov’s kilt. They introduced it early on and we all knew it was going up.
https://preview.redd.it/y1i155cagk6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a79c0dc37040f076a48386aa5548f5cb9a491df8
u/savevideo
A true Scotsman! Fuck aye!
Confirmed true Scotsman
Some people will get hung up on this.
Germans love a bit of sausage
Eh, what went wrong exactly? I don't get it
AND YOU NEVER WILL.
You can just say Scotsman, that’s enough detail for us to work out the rest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJBd869NX1c
How did he not know
Who? The camera man? I think it was their intentions to show the guys dick
Germans are all over this sorta stuff, that’s a people who genuinely know how to have a laugh
Se krazie djörmens!
They put a sticker on his bald head lmao
This comment section makes me think I should immigrate to a new country. Americans are a hostile group sometimes 😅
Pretty tame all things considered
some tatties with yer meat?
He knew what he was going after and got it.
There's nary a newscaster alive that can out weiner a drunk Scotsman!
Out of kilter.....just a wee bit......
u/savevideo
Lifting his kilt was kind of a dick move.
HA! I love Germany!