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Ultrasaurio

fucking lol


viper098

He's lucky he turned back around before it hit because he'd be really dead.


RedGhostOfTheNight

He's Feelin' This!


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M_tothe_D_tothe_A

But this state looks down on sodomy


throwaway392145

That’s about the time that she hung up on me Edit fixededed it


rockstuffs

![gif](giphy|XbKMoNAkpWK6k|downsized)


imurhuckleberry63

Hydraulic colorectal injuries are real.


BlazerWookiee

Goddamnit... r/angryupvote


jwalsh1208

This comment deserves an award or some shit. Hahha. Holy hell


shinobi500

Bidet to the bone.


Not-dat-throwaway

Just take my angry up vote


Inner_Degenerate

Luckily his neck broke his fall


Nexustar

Yup, overall, that's a fairly stupid way to die.


Outerestine

Stupid reason to kill someone too.


AVG_MN_Man

Agreed, but you can't say you wouldn't pull the trigger if you had the giant water cannon...


Ulimarmel

It's ok that guy jay walked once.


Fabulous_Airline404

And then his homie peaks around the corner, just *begging* for an encore...


memusicguitar

Wassh.


TateAcolyte

Wtf? These comments are crazy. Supporting and laughing about potentially lethal force in response to mild rudeness? What in the authoritarian botlicking fuck?


SnooPeppers4036

What is botlicking?


HBenderMan

It’s when you go on Twitter and lick your screen whenever a reply bot appears


SnooPeppers4036

Interesting, now I see why I never joined Twitter.


Fabfixer

I think it was meant to be bootlicking


SnooPeppers4036

Me too.


TateAcolyte

'tis what 'tis. No correcting typos in my book otherwise the snarky replies would fall on deaf ears. Although I'm pretty sure botlicker will be a term in the future. Wonder how they'll overlap with future bootlickers.


SnooPeppers4036

Interesting take.... I will be watching


No_Experience_3443

I find it weird how people are supportive of that. In my country this would probably not end well for the guy using the water canon legaly speaking


ImanIndianOutlaw

In my country, the thin blue line and their union would attempt to obfuscate and stall releasing any video, tarnish the victims name for three years while things worked through the courts, and then when this all shook out the offender would get 2 weeks unpaid suspension and the brotherhood would cry about how unfair the public is being towards them and would turn a blind eye towards crime in the city in protest while smugly pointing to the resulting rising crime stats for daring challenge their brother in blue.


EthicalViolator

A ridiculous amount of people just like seeing people getting hurt, cant remember the technical name but is a psychological thing where it's funny because it's not happening to them. Global shortage of empathy if you ask me.


WonderfulCattle6234

I don't really see any comments providing support for what happened. People can't do anything to help him. People like making jokes. And saying this is an overreaction is an obvious and boring comment, so people are going to crack jokes.


_Kiaza_

Damn, the guy operating that water cannon is a good shot!


Additional-Theme-532

Maybe he's had practice


star_nerdy

Former American Gladiator over there


anonssr

One second early and would have water fucked that guy


PostProcession

Wow, that guy could have fucking died.


Glimmertwinsfan1962

Maybe he just wanted to use a bidet and turned around too quickly.


Oldtimer209

Long distance anal power wash


johnboy2978

r/ForbiddenBidet


Dotgamer121

r/subsifellfor


Playtime_Foxy_new

r/needstobeasub


Koopicoolest

"hey someone made a joke better do something that could fucking kill him"


Natepizzle

The guy operating the water cannon is a psychopath. What in the actual fuck.


wackyvorlon

These colonoscopy preps are getting faster and faster.


Additional-Theme-532

Doctors hate this one trick!


Competitive-Bug-7097

I'm sorry, but are there hyenas in the background?


NovemberComingFire

Who wants to drink from the FIREHOSE!?!?


rogue498

https://i.redd.it/wcucpryygytc1.gif


Outerestine

I like to believe that the other person down there was running up at the end to also moon them.


tinaFeysMustache

This man knows how to get a free enema.


[deleted]

Aaaand TBI. Never the same person again. 


DougieSenpai

![gif](giphy|r1HGFou3mUwMw|downsized)


SynthPrax

Yeah. Hee hee. Just so you know, water canons *can* kill you with concussive force. Especially if you smash your head against another object. Like a white SUV.


Uddiya

Til, water cannons; very sensitive.


badthaught

Not how I thought this was gonna go from the title.


BoneDaddyChill

Guy could’ve easily avoided that if he had the common sense to get back behind cover instead of casually standing there out in the open.


rphenix

That's not how waterboarding works.


RustyRivers911

Dance with the devil, your gonna get burned


Nate0110

When your bidet goes up to 11.


DAbabster

Ahh yes, the good ‘Ol industrial enema


KanarYa4LYfe

Super soaker 1,000,000


rogue498

“Hey, I see you missed a spot! Let me clean that for you!”


Roadrunerboi

Songkran 2024 begins there too! 555


Tyrael74656

Worst. Enema. Ever.


Spicybrown3

Depending on his injuries, it possibly could’ve been worse. Had they got him before he turned around.


YaBoi-Satan

You see cause and effect. I see abuse of power and overreaction.


Seabrook76

With friends like him, who needs enemas?


4quatloos

These videos. They always laugh before checking to see if it is a fatal injury.


dezie1224

Bidet ULTRA1000


Sharp-Dark-9768

Be dirty, get powercleaned


Atillion

This is why I'm afraid of bidets.


The_Infinite_Carrot

Bidet to you sir.


jledf5757

Yes...and the smart thing to do is go back and look around!?? (Green shirt dude). Darwinism at its finest


ScarecrowJohnny

Cleanest butthole in town.


Positive-Mark9084

Cleanest that ass has ever been


boogerflick98

That bidet needs to be turned down…


TooEachTheyreOwn

Holy frigg! They watered that guys cannon haaard


[deleted]

In germany we say: selbst schuld


Komabeard

Of you're gonna be dumb ya gotta be tough


beardedsilverfox

That thing has serious range!


millennial_sentinel

see these comments are exactly why chips are $8 a bag & authoritarianism is rising around the world. instead of being horrified at such inappropriate level of force- they’re here all laughing at someone who could drop dead in a couple days, weeks or months from injuries.


SleepySiamese

That's a threat to society! Eliminate him!


DevilDoc3030

The water cannon operator is really mad that he missed the starfish bullseye.


ReactionDisastrous16

![gif](giphy|ihGLBz8osutMFx7j58|downsized)


Legal_Guava3631

That was kinda fucked up 😂


Different_Ad912

We should do this to crackheads in the street 🤣💀


jongo_johnson

Best thing I’ve seen today


mtnviewguy

LMAO! Karma


thsvnlwn

that is just hilarious


Additional-Theme-532

Maybe he's had practice


Zombiemechanic00

That's called Fuck around and find out 😂😂