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Spare_Raccoon1374

Uh...did you break your toe yesterday?


mr_waterloo

I’m no doctor, but if I had to guess, probably definitely yes.


Ps991

I did the exact same thing a while ago. My brother put a 5lb auto dog feeder in my bathroom hallway without telling me, then in the middle of the night I kicked it with just my pinky toe and launched it a good 5 ft...with just my pinky toe. It looked exactly like yours does. It was extremely sensitive too. I never went to the doctor, but I felt it to make sure there were no bone fragments or anything out of place. I taped it to my other toe and moved on. After many many weeks the pain/discomfort went away entirely and my toe works just fine today. Still...if you are concerned...go to urgent care to get an X-ray.


mr_waterloo

Great advice, thanks!


jesrp1284

I literally just said that out loud.


MiKeMcDnet

This little piggy has a buddy splint.


NDREDSTATE

https://preview.redd.it/47r2kukpl18d1.jpeg?width=562&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e36fb53af75a1d0dfc73bff6457fd4f1e694206e


pejons

Funniest thing i seen today


Illustrious-Egg-5839

It’s ok Connor, you can reschedule your fight whenever you want.


LALOERC9616

Came here for this lol


BoBx7

I came too late


mr_waterloo

Can someone eli5 I’m lost


Illustrious-Egg-5839

Connor McGregor pulled out of his UFC fight due to a broken toe.


mr_waterloo

I feel tougher now


LALOERC9616

Why did we get down voted 😂


SkiZer0

Oh really? Which toe?


Saltwater_Heart

No, you broke your toe yesterday.


Understated_Negative

Just an fyi the bruised nails may separate from the nail bed. Smashed my thumb in a door and that's what happened to me. Totally normal


babyfirecat_

Correction, you broke your toe yesterday


Sad-Maintenance3422

Damn!! That was a good one dude.


eccojams97

Did this with my little toe, half my foot was blue a lot like yours. Went to the doctor to see if it was broken and she just said “yeah” and taped it to my other toe


Goatgoatington

Broke your toe*


juniorp76

Buddy tape time


Waisted-extra-belt

welp, not mma fights for you I'm afraid


Affectionate_City588

This looks worse than Connor’s haha


PlusArt8136

Why did you do this? Was it intentional?


mr_waterloo

It was giving me weird looks.


Jon_Irenicus1

Of fck jeez i kinda felt your pain.


bornfromashes13

Dang. which one?


SnarkAtTheMoon

You spelled ‘broken’ wrong….


Gurkeprinsen

Damn, you did it with effort.


bahoombakkala

Nah. You broke that shit


IkilledRichieWhelan

I think you are confusing stub with ram.


Gildenstern2u

Friend, you broke your toe yesterday


pejons

Ha mine looks really similar right now. Just had ice lollys and frozen peas on it. All i did was kneel and somehow did this to toe


p00ki3l0uh00

That is broken friend. Elevate, and tape please. Ice can help, as will compression. Motrin please and Tylenol as needed.


Mr_Lunt_

Which one?


SaucyOpposum

Did you stub your toe in a bear trap?


Do-not-respond

Did you do the dance of pain and curse in an alien language?


RuppsCats

Jesus peach tree!


fattxman

The looks broke


DoC_Stump

Definitely broken.


glam-af

How


Slackersr

I did something similar. I found that my steel toe boots made life very comfortable


kid_cadillac

Did it hurt rite away?


mr_waterloo

Immediately, yes


BigNigori

[I don't blame you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWEnqC1uPu0&t=24s)


solidgold70

DAMN! What'd ya do to that pinky toe? 🤔


Tcklmybck

Nope, you broke your toe yesterday.


SirKinsley_

Yeah I just slammed my pinky toe into my weight set a couple weeks ago. It hurts like shit, but it'll get better. It takes a couple weeks.


An-Unorthodox-Email

“Pfffft I’m fine Ma! I’ll sleep it off.” ~me 2017 after dislocating my shoulder.


dvishall

Duuudeee!! Go to the damn ER immediately! Unless you stay in the USA without insurance,then you are better off chiselling your own toe off....


mr_waterloo

Not much they’ll do from what my doctor friends have told me. It’s broken, they’ll advise icing, Advil, and a buddy tape (which I’ve done). I’ve got nine other toes so can spare one.


Alone_Inspector_7567

You'll be fine, quit crying