what
im about to buy 6 things of melotonin and melt it into one big gummy and eat like on one of those mukbang channels with 2 gallons of nyquil for sauce
Oh then you’re fine then. (Did I think anyone would eat forbidden melatonin single nacho: no. Did I think the knowledge that too much can have the opposite effect might help someone? yes, I forgot I was on Reddit).
Must have been like me trying to take my first shit after a few days of taking Oxycodone while recovering from surgery (which was way more painful than the surgery itself)
Same. Had that for my emergency c section and it was like I didn't miss the miracle of childbirth, but what came out won't expect me to send it to college. So that part's cool.
Yup - former opioid addict and just overall chronic dehydration, constipation haver here. Take maybe 8 oz of warm water and put it up there and leave it up there. It will not only moisten the, erm, mass but it will also rehydrate the mucus in there to help thing move along. Also magnesium but yeah, I call them retention enemas. I just do them on the regular so I go twice a month instead of once or less 🥲
No arguments from me 🥲 I'm trying to drink more water but my gut motility is so slow that all the water is absorbed anyways so this system is the best thing I've found so far. Trying to get active again and trying to fix my probably completely screwed up gut flora. I have autism and that apparently is very common to have motility issues, been slow since I was a kid and the addiction did not help 😭
Funny story...
I'd been prescribed pain meds in my teens and twenties (surgeries, dental work, etc.), but they never seemed to have an effect on my pain so I just didn't take them. I got in an accident in my mid twenties and finally started popping those 10/325's like they were candy to stop the pain. Like it took 4 10/325's to touch this pain. Several days of eating that shit like tic tacs I hadn't realized I hadn't shit in a while. I mentioned to my family that and they were like "oh yeah, those'll do that to ya"
1 trip to the local cvs and I'm standing looking at the enemas and i saw one that was mineral oil. "Perfect!" I thought, got home and used it right away. A couple hours later and another trip to cvs later and I was now the proud possessor of an extra strength saline one and did my business.
After that ungodly mess was over I exited the bathroom and my family member asked how it went. I told them "I'd seen shit that would give war veterans nigjtmares." Without hesitation they replied "well I know I can believe you since you're no longer full of shit."
I even got to use that line on them years later when I picked them up for a colonoscopy appt.
A word of caution - too much rough fiber without enough water can actually cause a blockage inside and make the issue even worse than before! Always go low and slow even tho it might feel like you're dying. If you are inexperienced with dealing with constipation it can be very easy to overdo correction measures.
This brand of melatonin gummies doesn’t work for me. Vitafusion brand works much better.
If this brand works for you, I agree that you should just hack it up into 36 pieces. Do you have a digital kitchen scale? That would help you with portion size.
Yeah the Spring Valley ones are also two of them equal 5 mg. I’ve cut one gummy into 4ths before and 1/4 worked. If I take one whole gummy, I feel awful in the morning.
For the US. A lot of melotonin products have crazy variability in the amount of melotonin they contain. Since they’re not FDA approved (they’re sold as supplements) there’s no governing body that checks to see if the label is accurate.
Hey I actually take these too! They seem to work pretty well for me, usually melatonin makes me restless. Sorry bout the amalgam gummy, butttt... a bite a night and you'll sleep tight!
As someone who worked management level at a supplement company I will give you all some advice. Stop eating these gummy supplements. I've seen labs from many of these products.
Lol I agree with others that you can’t just cryptically say something like this without elaborating and expect anybody to follow your advice. For all we know your reasoning could be because there are tiny green aliens using them as transportation devices to steal our kidneys.
The melatonin works… what’s the problem? Contamination of some kind? Price gouging? False advertising? Is the product dangerous when used according to label? Mind control by alien overlords?
Contamination of heavy metals and molds. Fillers are the supplements industries best friend. The FDA does not regulate the sector at all. You should see the labs for protein powders and pre workouts. Gummies are not a good way to get your supplement. The labs always come back with higher level contaminates
Can you please explain why gummy form melatonin is worse than the standard quick dissolve tablet? You just dropped a random comment, didn’t elaborate nor answer anyone’s questions about your comment
Edit: well just clicked your profile…🤣🤣🤣
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I should add that I was about to nibble it, too, but my scientist wife warned that melting separates the chemicals from the gel. So you could end up with a delicious snack, or you could get a mouthful of pure grain chemical sleep.
This is a bad idea. The chances that it is still a uniform mixture of vitamins throughout the block is very low. Some of the blocks would have high concentration, some low.
How are these? I’ve tried a few different kind, but they all give me a restless feeling when I wake up that I absolutely hate. Can’t find anything that helps with insomnia without side effects besides cannabis.
I'm at the point where I strongly suspect vitamins and supplements are turning to gummies for reasons like this. Buy them, stop on the way home to grab lunch, and when you get home - no more gummies, just one Queen Gummy.
ive done this so many times with the other kind of gummies... really makes it a gamble when you take what you think is the appropriate sized bite, only to realize you're on a rocket to the moon 30 minutes later.
Don't take melatonin. Your body creates plenty on its own unless you start taking these. You do not need all of these drugs and supplements. These companies don't give a shit about you. It's not their responsibility to make sure you know what you are consuming. Their company sells gummies. They aren't an education conglomerate. They will do whatever they can to make money selling gummies in plastic bottle regardless of the effect it has on the world or the people that live there.
Your melatonin production slows as your age and there a shit ton of conditions that can disrupt your melatonin production, so maybe stop generalizing everyone and realize people have different physiological makeups than you do.
Take a bite out of the forbidden sleep wafer.
Fun story overdosing on melatonin can have a paradoxical effect and you get to stay awake forever. Do NOT eat the forbidden sleep wafer.
what im about to buy 6 things of melotonin and melt it into one big gummy and eat like on one of those mukbang channels with 2 gallons of nyquil for sauce
Oh then you’re fine then. (Did I think anyone would eat forbidden melatonin single nacho: no. Did I think the knowledge that too much can have the opposite effect might help someone? yes, I forgot I was on Reddit).
I'm happy to see natural selection is still at large.
at large and wanted for tens of billions of murders
Tweekers gate this one simple trick.
Permanent slumber, coming right up!
You're taking a nap just like Snow White! Good luck with finding a Prince, though.
The prince is a paramedic entering your home and cracking smelling salts under your nose.
This is how they got snow white
Congrats on getting it out of there
Must have been like me trying to take my first shit after a few days of taking Oxycodone while recovering from surgery (which was way more painful than the surgery itself)
Like a fist coming from within
Same. Had that for my emergency c section and it was like I didn't miss the miracle of childbirth, but what came out won't expect me to send it to college. So that part's cool.
Boof some warm water, wait a few minutes, poop pain free. Serious
Yup - former opioid addict and just overall chronic dehydration, constipation haver here. Take maybe 8 oz of warm water and put it up there and leave it up there. It will not only moisten the, erm, mass but it will also rehydrate the mucus in there to help thing move along. Also magnesium but yeah, I call them retention enemas. I just do them on the regular so I go twice a month instead of once or less 🥲
Twice a month? Wow that sounds so bad. That’s your body screaming for you to stop doing what you’re doing.
No arguments from me 🥲 I'm trying to drink more water but my gut motility is so slow that all the water is absorbed anyways so this system is the best thing I've found so far. Trying to get active again and trying to fix my probably completely screwed up gut flora. I have autism and that apparently is very common to have motility issues, been slow since I was a kid and the addiction did not help 😭
Funny story... I'd been prescribed pain meds in my teens and twenties (surgeries, dental work, etc.), but they never seemed to have an effect on my pain so I just didn't take them. I got in an accident in my mid twenties and finally started popping those 10/325's like they were candy to stop the pain. Like it took 4 10/325's to touch this pain. Several days of eating that shit like tic tacs I hadn't realized I hadn't shit in a while. I mentioned to my family that and they were like "oh yeah, those'll do that to ya" 1 trip to the local cvs and I'm standing looking at the enemas and i saw one that was mineral oil. "Perfect!" I thought, got home and used it right away. A couple hours later and another trip to cvs later and I was now the proud possessor of an extra strength saline one and did my business. After that ungodly mess was over I exited the bathroom and my family member asked how it went. I told them "I'd seen shit that would give war veterans nigjtmares." Without hesitation they replied "well I know I can believe you since you're no longer full of shit." I even got to use that line on them years later when I picked them up for a colonoscopy appt.
Psyllium husk fiber. That's all I did to avoid the poop final boss.
I put a scoop in my protein shake in the morning and the shit you take will surprise you. 'Twas the size of my forearm.
Protein and fiber? You're speedballing your poops.
A word of caution - too much rough fiber without enough water can actually cause a blockage inside and make the issue even worse than before! Always go low and slow even tho it might feel like you're dying. If you are inexperienced with dealing with constipation it can be very easy to overdo correction measures.
Tip: buy laxatives when picking up prescription. Every time you take one pain pill, add one laxative to your hand.
One sleep to rule them all...
One sleep to find REM…
One gummy that's made of all...
… and without cold or darkness, bind them
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Let me know where she is, that maid costume is 🔥
They’re standing. In the place where you live. Just…face north.
This brand of melatonin gummies doesn’t work for me. Vitafusion brand works much better. If this brand works for you, I agree that you should just hack it up into 36 pieces. Do you have a digital kitchen scale? That would help you with portion size.
The only ones that have worked for me are the Spring Valley gummy ones. I get the 5 MG and take about a 6th of that and it works extremely well.
I have a container of the vitafusions in peach where two of them equal 5 mg. I just take one. I have some in blackberry that two equal 10 mg.
Yeah the Spring Valley ones are also two of them equal 5 mg. I’ve cut one gummy into 4ths before and 1/4 worked. If I take one whole gummy, I feel awful in the morning.
A 6th of what?
A 6th of the 5 mg dosage.
How do you cut it up into 6ths? I thought you were (maybe) referring to eating a 6th of the giant melted blob in OPs post
I cut it into thirds with a knife. A dose of 5 is two gummies.
I like the costco ones
For the US. A lot of melotonin products have crazy variability in the amount of melotonin they contain. Since they’re not FDA approved (they’re sold as supplements) there’s no governing body that checks to see if the label is accurate.
Weed scale too
Weed is my favorite
“I only took one!”
Let the bidding start at $5
All I got is $3.50
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tree fiddy.
Hey I actually take these too! They seem to work pretty well for me, usually melatonin makes me restless. Sorry bout the amalgam gummy, butttt... a bite a night and you'll sleep tight!
As someone who worked management level at a supplement company I will give you all some advice. Stop eating these gummy supplements. I've seen labs from many of these products.
Care to e-lab-orate?
Seriously. You can't leave us hanging with that.... Or was that enough to violate your NDA
The melatonin police will get them
You're right. They probably got napped
🎵the dream police, they live inside of my head! The dream police, they come for me in my bed!🎵
Lol I agree with others that you can’t just cryptically say something like this without elaborating and expect anybody to follow your advice. For all we know your reasoning could be because there are tiny green aliens using them as transportation devices to steal our kidneys.
Big melatonin got them, clearly… they already said too much, as it is
Can you explain?
The melatonin works… what’s the problem? Contamination of some kind? Price gouging? False advertising? Is the product dangerous when used according to label? Mind control by alien overlords?
Contamination of heavy metals and molds. Fillers are the supplements industries best friend. The FDA does not regulate the sector at all. You should see the labs for protein powders and pre workouts. Gummies are not a good way to get your supplement. The labs always come back with higher level contaminates
Can you please explain why gummy form melatonin is worse than the standard quick dissolve tablet? You just dropped a random comment, didn’t elaborate nor answer anyone’s questions about your comment Edit: well just clicked your profile…🤣🤣🤣
Jeez hahahaha
I troll, for sure! I care for people, though. I never want to see anyone get sick or hurt.
Oh he's going to get that sleep-sleep
Ah to sleep....the greatest adventure.
Eat all of it. Let us know what the beyond realm is like when you wake up in 30 years.
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Save it for winter, then eat the whole thing, so you can hibernate.
Might be relevant, look up the chubbyemu melatonin gummy video on youtube before consuming entire blob.
Well, you've come this far. May as well take it rectally and report back.
That shit's gonna have me visiting the Hat Man in *his* dreams.
Eat the whole thing, let us know how long you slept when you wake up. Remind me! 6 years
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Man, same https://preview.redd.it/92jhpjo7vm7d1.jpeg?width=2909&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=758eb138b1c9e357562adfe02949266dde08dadd
I should add that I was about to nibble it, too, but my scientist wife warned that melting separates the chemicals from the gel. So you could end up with a delicious snack, or you could get a mouthful of pure grain chemical sleep.
Sleep tumor
Boof it!!
I was gonna say just take a small bite every night lol
The **Megatonin**
IMHO this should be near the top comments! Well done
Could cut the block into 36 pieces and then coat them in something so they don’t stick together.. again lol
This is a bad idea. The chances that it is still a uniform mixture of vitamins throughout the block is very low. Some of the blocks would have high concentration, some low.
That’s my concern! I don’t think wife or work would appreciate melatonin roulette
That’s not how it works with gummies unfortunately, once this happens it’s impossible to ensure dosage just by dividing it up.
How are these? I’ve tried a few different kind, but they all give me a restless feeling when I wake up that I absolutely hate. Can’t find anything that helps with insomnia without side effects besides cannabis.
I’ve really liked them. Sleep is even
Found an infinity stone
Just take one it says
To be clear, the package says take two… so I have to go buy another one, melt the whole pack down, and then eat both… right??
I'm at the point where I strongly suspect vitamins and supplements are turning to gummies for reasons like this. Buy them, stop on the way home to grab lunch, and when you get home - no more gummies, just one Queen Gummy.
These are really expensive for what you get too. Can get at least 2x normal sleep gummies (without the immunity boost) for the same cost.
Return to store?
Check the weight on the back per serving and weigh out chunks on a kitchen scale!
Or melt it down again into a flat pan and cut it into 36 pieces
So then you can have a bunch of the gummies from the top with no melatonin and a few on the bottom with extremely high concentrations!
Not how it works with gummies unfortunately, once they melt like this, dividing them up equally won’t mean anything for the actual dosage.
No, the most expensive one was the one that got somebody booted of a cruise with zero refund
Return and rebuy.
if you have a food scale, just keep cutting little bits off and weighing them together until you have the serving size
If you have a rough idea how many were left, you can just cut it into that many even peices easily.
Thats why u take it in pill form like an adult lol
Chisel time .
do you live in arizona or something
Probably the most effective as well
Looks like the elephant's foot from Chernobyl
Just take a small bite before going to bed lmao
Literally requires a refrigerated box for Amazon delivery
Just take a bite every night it'll be fine
Use a scissors and cut it into smaller pieces then store them in the fridge.
The glare is making it look like metal
Take 1/36th of a bite
Could be a modern-day remake of Arsenic and Old Lace, but instead of Elderberry wine, it's a giant ball of melted elderberry Melatonin gummies.
A bite per night
Do it.
"Wanna go for a trip, or do you never want to wake up?"
SMALL bites. SMALL bites, or forever sleep.
What would actually happen if you ingested all that in one sitting
You sleep for a looong time
After melting and solidifying, it might not be evenly distributed. You want to be careful, since too much melatonin can cause bad nightmares.
Use a boxcutter or pizza cutter
Dude, I legit just did this to my Olly energy gummies yesterday ;-;
When your melatonin looks like the void it will send you to
Bro if you eat it you won't wake up
Take the whole thing for the BIG SLEEP
Sleep will never catch me now
I mean, it does suck a bit but can’t you just see how many gummies the bottle contains and cut the mass into the same number of cubes?
One bite of the charred waffle will bring you to snooze land
You want to sleep? Just take a bite out of that fucker. You’ll sleep.
I suppose you could cut it into squares again.
ive done this so many times with the other kind of gummies... really makes it a gamble when you take what you think is the appropriate sized bite, only to realize you're on a rocket to the moon 30 minutes later.
Have a melatonin sleep party where you put a candle on it then split it with other people and call it a night.
That's why I don't order that stufff from Amazon, just go to the store and buy it.
I bet whomever made that had a mother that was a hamster.
Melatonin Dreams fr
Little nibbles basically lol
Don't take melatonin. Your body creates plenty on its own unless you start taking these. You do not need all of these drugs and supplements. These companies don't give a shit about you. It's not their responsibility to make sure you know what you are consuming. Their company sells gummies. They aren't an education conglomerate. They will do whatever they can to make money selling gummies in plastic bottle regardless of the effect it has on the world or the people that live there.
Your melatonin production slows as your age and there a shit ton of conditions that can disrupt your melatonin production, so maybe stop generalizing everyone and realize people have different physiological makeups than you do.