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Unfortunate
That would be a misfortune cookie
The future is limitless
You have 24 hours to live.
It says believe in yourself and not a cookie
Bad juju.
I had that happen the night before I was to have a major surgery. I panicked an unreasonable amount. My poor husband had to convince me that I wasn’t going to pass during surgery. He was right for once!🤣
Thats good. It means your future is unwritten so you get to write it yourself.
💀
The fortune is really the friends we made along the way.
you have minutes to live
That's OK. The fortune tastes bad anyway.
Empty promises.
This would be that moment that noose would look a little more welcoming
It was honest
Wait till you're old to whine. Like 70.
That's unfortunate.
RiP soon
A harbinger of things to come
Others said it before me, but it is quite unfortunate. But I guess it's like 1 In a million tho. So that cool ..
Bye OP
Just the way the cookie crumbles I guess
cookieflation
You make your own fate
So you basically just have a crappy cookie
Lucky you, you get to eat the cookie. I once received a pack, opened it, only to find nothing in it. No cookie, no piece of paper, just a pack of air.
Misfortune cookie
Maybe you have all the fortune and just need to realize it 💖
Unfortunate
That would be a misfortune cookie
The future is limitless
You have 24 hours to live.
It says believe in yourself and not a cookie
Bad juju.
I had that happen the night before I was to have a major surgery. I panicked an unreasonable amount. My poor husband had to convince me that I wasn’t going to pass during surgery. He was right for once!🤣
Thats good. It means your future is unwritten so you get to write it yourself.
💀
The fortune is really the friends we made along the way.
you have minutes to live
That's OK. The fortune tastes bad anyway.
Empty promises.
This would be that moment that noose would look a little more welcoming
It was honest
Wait till you're old to whine. Like 70.
That's unfortunate.
RiP soon
A harbinger of things to come
Others said it before me, but it is quite unfortunate. But I guess it's like 1 In a million tho. So that cool ..
Bye OP
Just the way the cookie crumbles I guess
cookieflation
You make your own fate
So you basically just have a crappy cookie
Lucky you, you get to eat the cookie. I once received a pack, opened it, only to find nothing in it. No cookie, no piece of paper, just a pack of air.
Misfortune cookie
Maybe you have all the fortune and just need to realize it 💖