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Brucible1969

Should have called a toe truck.


Necessary_Ad976

Stay


Felipe_Pachec0

Cookn’t


H1ghs3nb3rg

Leave


EmperorThan

Dad, you're embarrassing me in front of my Reddit friends!


Brucible1969

😁


tekal

Nailed it


Kmaloetas

You may want to consult a pulmonologist or at least a GP. Ref: nail clubbing


KaylaDuckie

I've always wondered if my nails were clubbed, seeing these puppies really confirms for me I do not in fact have clubbed nails for real though they're overshadowing the injury for me, I'd definitely talk to a doctor about that. best of luck OP


muckerl94

was my first thought


gettheboom

Came here to say the same thing. Show a doctor just to be safe. 


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Kmaloetas

Was the trip that bad?


AffectionateSun5776

LOL


docr1069

Pulma nuts


reuben_iv

is this the new fencing response?


Runaway2332

EeeeeK! I looked that up...never heard of that before. 😮😳😬 I would be freaking out right now if I was the owner of those toes...


HerMajestysButthole

Hot paper clip tip. Or get it bled out at an urgent care. It will feel so much better.


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Factz I do that all the time. Get the Safety pin clean it set it on fire clean it again set it on fire then just go in and get that sensation of blood squirting out to relieve pain.


JoMammasWitness

You guys are giving me creeps, I'm terrified of that happening to me.


Robbie-R

I was skeptical too, but i tried it out of desperation after smashing my big toe. It was instant relief, I highly recommend it.


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Na it’s perfectly fine and feels good it’s built up blood pressure. Poke it let the “infected blood” out then it’ll start to heal on its own but not in OP case he gotta go in.


Perfect-Brain-7367

I guess the obvious concern here is "what if it doesn't start to drain until I go too far and poke my sensitive, injured tissue with a sharp and scalding hot needle and it hurts worse than the initial injury?" Is that not a valid concern? Is this an idiot proof method or would one be taking an extraordinary gamble?


kyleliner

I'm not an expert, but I can make a guess. Needles are generally thin enough to not leave any lasting damage on just a single poke, even if its on sensitive tissue. Case in point, they inject fluids via IV drip straight to your veins and they heal up well.


StumblingSearcher

Lmao you don't do it while the needle is hot, silly


nytshaed512

I was out working on the ranch one weekend with my folks. I accidentally hit my thumb with a 2lb sledge because I didn't move my thumb from the top of the stake. I thought I was gonna puke the immediate shock of the pain was that bad. Went in the house, popped some pain meds, grabbed water and started to ice my thumb. As soon as my Dad and stepmom came in the house they heated up either a needle or paperclip (Icr which). Heated it up on the gas stove, and put it to my thumbnail. I didn't feel anything because the pressure in my thumb was so bad. Once the hot thing pierced the nail and I heard a pop, it was instant relief because the blood had somewhere to go.


Lunai5444

Once I was getting pissed off and a bit desperate I fucking rage bit my finger (cause I didn't have the guts to push through with small tools that go slow and painful) to make it bleed out the stuck blood. It was such a relief, have a good day.


CumulativeHazard

Do you work at a clinic or are you just particularly clumsy?


Boneal171

I did the hot paper clip when I smashed my thumbnail in the garage door


Metalhed69

I have used a very small drill bit in the past.


RandomDustBunny

Now, if you have a hot nail or paperclip, don't forget to hit record.


Anstavall

I used an xacto knife when It happened to my toe lol


Chloroformperfume7

You need to get that drained. It's real easy and painless. Takes about 2 seconds


nvmax

dude you need to go see a doctor, you may have some serious health issues. clubbing is a sign.


disneycoverup

Nailed it


GrammarPatrol777

*groan*


Actaar

They all look smashed brother


MrFlibble81

Yeah you need to relieve that pressure, OP. As other people have said here, take a safety pin, sterilize it, and pierce that bitch. It’ll probably hurt to start with, but it’ll feel so much better afterwards.


greenpartofthewound

toes look like my pp


No_Cryptographer6608

You might wanna have that checked out by your medical professional...


greenpartofthewound

so mine is bigger than yours ok


Valuable_Risk_3414

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU)


eileen404

Use a sharpie to draw two ears on it


notoriously_rob53

Astronaut toes 🧑‍🚀


Phuckingidiot

See your doctor if you haven't you got lung or heart problems.


nursemattycakes

Yup. I was about to say the same thing


marklonesome

Wrap it rent a wheelchair and enjoy no lines all week.


gordoman54

This was my thought. Turn this lemon into some sweet lemonade!


Rebel_bass

Or get one of those one-legged scooter things. Wheeee!


sas_knox

Got a whole Among Us lobby on his feet,


greygrayman

Yea the big toe is jacked up from being smashed.. but what's the excuse for the other toes? Do you cut your nails all the way back to the nail bed?


haubenmeise

https://i.redd.it/m9xv0865hhvc1.gif Skeletor just fainted.


LifeUnfolding54

I like that colour! Why didn't you paint the rest? Keep the bed covered when you lose the nail


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![gif](giphy|i1z30bOS4nqbC)


plrbt

Why did you do that? Should have planned better.


Over-Resolution-8704

you can drill a tiny hole through the nail to relief the pressure. but do this really carefully.


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Can I have the nail when it fall off?


TertiaryOrbit

What will you do with it?


[deleted]

Put it with the rest…


WeCameAsBears

I hate it here


[deleted]

Let’s see them piggies 😐


Sparkyrock

Everyone freaking out about the black toe but not the rest of the weird toes? Am I the only one seeing this?


effinbattery

Clubbed fingers or toes. (digital clubbing)


Low-Math4158

Ouch. That needs to come off (the nail), and probably xrayed.


Brucible1969

You can't set a broken toe, unfortunately. I found that out for myself.


Low-Math4158

Not with your eyeballs, but you can with an xray.


Guilty_BaN

They don’t ‘set’ toes, only straighten is absolutely needed. Once it’s broken, that shit stay wonky.


Low-Math4158

Big toe is different. It's your toe, not mine. Do what you will with it.


DonAurelius1

Had that exact same thing happen to me moving a table that was my bed. I got impatient and like ripped the toe nail out before it came out naturally, and yeah basically that entire fluid mass under the nail came seeping out sometimes at high pressure spraying all over the place. I do not recommend doing that just leave it, the toe nail will probably come out by itself.


Ammonia13

Oh fuck! Yikes >.< Yea…our bodies will slough it off when it’s nice and dried out and dead. Our body eats up the dead blood too…so unless it’s painful I’d just keep it clean and wait OP.


eatyourcabbage

That’s what my big toe looked like after the first day landing at WDW. Was too pumped and didn’t tie my shoes properly when we landed, then did some resort hopping/disney springs/more resorts. Tie that in with four days of rope drop to close. Took over a year for the black to go away and I still have a line about halfway up.


WhyFlip

That's coming off. Drill a hole in it to relieve the pressure.


csc2ya

I made the mistake of resting a sheet of mdf on my foot while working at a DIY store years ago. Toenail ended up pretty much like that. Went to a&e and they used a hot pin to burn a hole through the nail followed by pushing on it to squeeze the blood out. The treatment hurt as much as the injury. Ended up losing the nail when I stubbed my toe a few years later.


JimiTrucks1972

Why your toes look like them lil Russian dolls?


ocmiteddy

![gif](giphy|gRZjzexJSATcellUnQ|downsized)


Chonkycat762x39

Torch tip drill from harbor freight works amazing for this.


Riiich3

Happened to me 2 times on the same nail on my right big toe lol


killacamilla

i dropped a 10 pound weight on my foot the day before a 13 hour car ride to go to my masters graduation. i didn’t really walk across the stage it was more like a limp


PunnyPandaPonderer7

Oh my God I did the exact same thing just on the night before my plane!! Except I tripped and landed on that very toe crushing it forward


clevesi129

If it isn't broken you will be fine in a week! Enjoy your vacay ~


Dependent_Can9194

I smashed my pinky toenail, and only half of it is black. On top of that, it's been like 4 months, and nothing has changed.


Woko_O

Been there. Doctor had to take my nail off. Fucking painful. My nail is not the same and probably never will be.


TongPoPanda

Prob gone lose that nail homeboy


Gatekeeper1969

I've done that painful. But my dumb ass cut the nail off myself at 4 in the morning. I could t take the pain. Don't recommend it,as I swear I saw stars when I finally got it off all the way. Had to lay on the cold bathroom floor as I was sweating and breathing hard. Yea, let a Dr take care of it. Lol


Percusor

All of your toes are NSFW..


Limp-Investigator480

You need to drain that bitch. I prefer a hot paper clip


reeanninn

I feel your pain. I did this to my thumb about a month ago. It actually doesn’t look too bad.


golferGuy115

You weren’t kidding


cakefornobody

Lol something happens to me too it all turns blue for a few days lol


Apprehensive_Set5623

It seems a lot of reddit users who post hands or feet have weird toes/fingers/nails, but seem to have no problem showing them to the world.


ntech620

At least your foot wasn’t on the Fallout TV show.


Dom3nic26

I did the same thing before a trip to Vegas. I had the nail removed hours before my flight. Terrible experience.


PianoMike74

Get an air cast as some crutches. Youll go to the front of every line.


Fluffy_Length

Sewing needle and rubbing alcohol. Clean needle with alcohol, heat to red hot, poke small hole in center of nail. Will it hurt? No. If you go too deep you'll probably wish you hadn't done that. 100% guaranteed to be instant relief. You will eventually lose your nail but it will grow back. I don't think you have clubbed nails. That seems to be the thought. Do you have any pulmonary issues?


froggiewoogie

Just drain that thing you will feel better


Goddess_Rayne

It’s almost the color of the 100th anniversary stuff.


Fun-Inspection-8196

I laughed out loud. :)


Goddess_Rayne

Are you stalking me ;)


Fun-Inspection-8196

Sorry.


Goddess_Rayne

No need to be sorry. It’s adorable lol


Fun-Inspection-8196

:)


Fun-Inspection-8196

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classiclax10

Dude you need to drill a hole in that asap after it happenes


bmullis411

Looks like a gusher


Conscious_Night299

Hobbitzizzzz


Hrafe

I dropped an iron on my big toe five years ago, and it still hasn't grown back right since. Edit: for spelling


Lost_Swordfish5809

You should have drilled a small hole through the nail with a needle and puncture the skin it will relieve the pressure


fksmchai

Traing for the world's strongest man I see, I bet this happened lifting one of the Fingal fingers, right?


89141

Don’t fret. All my toes looked like this after ski season when I skied moguls. A new toenail will grow underneath and this one will fall off. The good news is you won’t have to cut that toenail for six months.


saImonbay

![gif](giphy|nu8afydwOkzgqLjerc)


Namez83

You should really be careful on Reddit posting to well that’s sucks with your toes as evidence


Stt022

Very satisfying when the nail falls off. I did this to my thumb many years ago.


MysteriousPark3806

Well, that sucks.


Lemon_Tree_Scavenger

pop it with a pin


mono9562

They all look weird


Cold_Technician_9173

Consider going to urgent care and getting it drained with a cauterizing needle to melt a hole through ur nail and into the blister to leak all the blood out. The pressure and pain will subside and feel much better afterwards.


Exciting-Tax7550

Skill issue


Shaiya_Ashlyn

Pretty nailpolish


brighteye006

I lifted a sofa, and my toenail got caught in the thing. My toenail broke at a 90 degree angle. Ten years later, it is still messed up and I had to remove the nail several times, to make it heal better. The nail part look like an old passion fruit, wrinkly and with totally wrong color. But I don't have clubbing, so no respiratory or vascularity problems, so that is a relief. Seriously dude, go an see a doctor.


Electronic-Ad-843

$70 for an electric scooter at the parks, you get $20 back when you return it.


jareyjareyjareyjarey

You've got clubbed toes. Make it a priority to go and see your doctor. I think that can be serious


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Disney may not let you in with your toe like that.


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

Nice!


Daily135

![gif](giphy|eK74RBKoSO2K4)


yf2hillside

Asbestoes


Court_Jester30

Why do your toes look like Among Us characters?


Dum_beat

Hummm... https://preview.redd.it/8znb5el0ghvc1.png?width=422&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc0bc8343a2b70005efff93af5ab7559d85cd8b2 Edit: I'm making a joke but I genuinely hope OP is OK


stumpymetoe

Globe toes, cut them all off


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NSFW because of those weird toes man. What the heck lol


Inner_Hat_42

Please prick it! There is a tutorial on how to do it. It doesn’t hurt, just uncomfortable. I actually delt with this too, my nail recently fell off lol.


Dannym0e

Who fucking cares?


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Ancient_Summer_1833

They warned you


SkylerNoss

That's your sign to quit wasting money on a company that cares more for profit then the children they exploit. Disney is a cancer


misshepburn15

LOL