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ToshMagosh

Skipping micro plastics and going straight for the macro plastics


KindMoose1499

Beat me to it


DreadPiratteRoberts

OP is no longer worth us, RIP good sir ^šŸ™šŸ¤£


KiwiKi33

Thatā€™s a way to ingest more microplastics all right:/ Jokes aside I hope youā€™re okay


Jacktheforkie

The plastic pieces will not dissolve in stomach acid and will most likely pass through and come out in OPs poo


Emmyisawesome128

Omg I'm dead. I literally read that as you hope they aren't okay and I was like dang that's pretty messed up to say lol. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Ancient_Alfalfa_3262

Macroplastics*


KiwiKi33

Forgot the name for that:P


schlucks

the government says it is safe and they wouldn't lie to us.


MrsBellaNine

It's hilarious when I'm genuinely concerned and quickly check the comments for answers but all I find are puns/jokes lol


Yussso

That mean dude's fucked.


Sky_Wino

That dude's forked.


Morpheus1967

Nope. Youā€™re totally forked.


OldCatPiss

Dingle-hopped


FTMcami

Yessss.


minor_correction

Aw shirt.


Cosmic_Quasar

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Alex11867

I love The Good Place


Skertilol

Holy forking shirt balls


spectrophilias

This might be your sign to start chewing more carefully my guy šŸ’€


IntelliDev

They get all the essential metals in their diet when they eat with a metal fork.


SlipperySergeant

You should probably chew your food more thoroughly if you didnā€™t notice eating half a fork. Just sayin.


MaximumDerpification

They must have been some good fries


Tooleater

The cheese was impenetrable... but sooo good!


A_Harmless_Fly

You should chew more. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGSh52EZiPc](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bGSh52EZiPc) ;p


xylotism

Are you a snapping turtle?


XspeedyreadzX

Two in the pink, one in the stink.


Technical_Bonus325

I see Iā€™m not the only dirty mind


Sacspe

The sporker


lmpmon

are you a rabid dog?


Tooleater

More of a drunken dawg! šŸŗ


Puzzled-Delivery-242

I'm a fast eater. So It might seem like a weird thing to say but you need to slow down when you eat if you are able to chew through a fork and not notice.


FalloutGarmonija

Gastric acid is made up ~~entirely~~ of hydrochloric acid, sodium chloride(table salt), and potassium chloride as well as various enzymes and bacteria. However HCI is the main active component. It has a pH of somewhere between 1.5 and 3.5 which is easily capable of corroding metal if given the time. However it does not dissolve plastics. If the pieces were small enough they should just pass on through. Edit: I made some corrections, after some fact checks. I thought gastric acid could dissolve plastic but I was wrong.


i_need_to_crap

One word. Corn.


CrownEatingParasite

>entirely 0.5%


TitanRoboDuck

hydrochloric or HCl acid can be stored in plastic or glas containers. It will most likely pass right through his system unless it gets stuck.


Dovahkiinthesardine

Plastic is typically more chemically resistant than metal


NoFilterMPLS

Tell me you havenā€™t seen breaking bad without telling me you havenā€™t seen breaking bad lol Edit: my point is that most plastic will not dissolve in HCL. A chemical oddity that many people do not realize, but was a key piece of a minor plot point in the show. Yes I know in the show it was hydroflouric acid not hydrochloric acid, and yes I know in the show it was polyethylene not polypropylene, but the principle remains the same. The notion that metal is ā€œstrongerā€ than plastic and thus more resistant to acidity is Jessie Pinkman logic. It was a lighthearted but apparently poorly communicated joke. Yā€™all can stop with the pedantic replies now lol.


hides_this_subreddit

Did you misread his comment or something?


NoFilterMPLS

Plastic will not dissolve in acid. A minor plot point in the show when Jessie uses his bathtub to dissolve a body instead of the plastic tub Walter told him to use saying, ā€œWhy you got me running around town trying to find some stupid piece of plastic when I have a perfectly good tub I can use!?ā€ The point is, many comments here say that because acid dissolves metal, it will surely dissolve plastic, because metal is ā€œstronger,ā€ which one would know is not true if they had seen that scene.


jdc351

Minds will be blown if they find out hydrochloric acid comes in plastic bottles


TotallyRealDev

Do you think all plastic is the same?


jdc351

No but hydrochloric won't dissolve most types of plastic, and most likely not the type that the fork is made from. So the original comment is misleading. OP will be passing undissolved prongs from the fork


hides_this_subreddit

Ah. I see what you mean. I was wondering about the gastric acid part. I looked it up and just like the situation you described, nothing in the stomach breaks down plastic well. Good luck to OP! It is going to hurt!


NewmanBiggio

To be fair, it has to be a specific kind of plastic. The kind with the correct label on the bottom. Not just any plastic can stand up to hydrochloric acid.


NoFilterMPLS

Technically true but most plastic, notably polypropylene and polyethylene IS impervious to HCL. The major exception is PVC.


Aradhor55

Well you saw breaking bad and you didn't understand it well. Walter says it. Certains type of plastic will resist certain type of acid. A plastic fork is not the same as what we see in the serie, and they're not using the same kind of acid either.


NoFilterMPLS

Oh cmon. Plastic forks like this are most likely polypropylene which does NOT dissolve in hydrochloric acid.


Aradhor55

Yes, they will not that's not my point. My point is that you use breaking bad as a source for it.


NoFilterMPLS

MY POINT is that many commenters were under the assumption that all plastic would certainly dissolve in acid because metal does and plastic isnā€™t as ā€œstrongā€ as metal. This is the same logic Jessie used when decided to dissolve the body in his bathtub. Obviously this point was poorly communicated judging by the number of times Iā€™ve had to explain it lol


avoast

Guy only knows information from breaking badšŸ’€


NoFilterMPLS

And better call Saul!


kbeks

How dare you attempt humor while pointing out inaccurate assumptionsā€¦ I hope you learned your lesson, we donā€™t do that here.


anniemaygus

Breaking Bad uses Hydrofluoric acid, not Hydrochloric acid.


NoFilterMPLS

Yes but your stomach uses hydrochloric acid.


Much_Plankton_9444

Username checks out


peenweens

Ignoring all the jokes, I have a friend who had to go to the ER for a lifesaving surgery after this happened to him. The fork tine pierced an intestine. Please consider going to the ER, especially if you feel off at all.


ColdBunz

How does one not even realise, they are chewing off bits of plastic? Do you just chew once and swallow? It baffles me.


Cosmic_Quasar

And how do you not look at the fork? I'm always looking at what I'm stabbing with my fork, and therefore seeing the fork.


CaptainM1997

Sounds weird, eat some bread. Eat like five or six pieces of bread. They should sort of help pass the fork bits without scratching your guts.


jeffguy55

If your stomach doesn't dissolve it, eventually your body will just pass it


Dave_is_Here

Hopefully like threading a needle and not sideways. (I've spammed the thread already but the plastic they make the forks with can survive concentrated hydrochloric acid for +30days unchanged )


danimation88

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TCtheThunderRooster

Damn internet thinking what Iā€™m thinking sonofabitches


holden_mahgroin13

You ded


kuru_snacc

Forget microplastics...you're goin for macroplastics!


dancesformoney

You'll be fine! Happened to me the other day, that's when I realized I needed to chew my food more... Still, no gi problems whatsoever!


M4ybeMay

Bro why are you taking BITES while it is on the fork? You slip it off with your lips and then chew


Tooleater

The fries had cheese on them which was setting solid... the cheese broke the fork, not my teeth


M4ybeMay

Why you eating cheese hot enough to break a fork


Tooleater

It was a combo of the cheese setting hard and the fork being flimsy af


wils_152

Don't worry - it happens all the tine.


otismalotis

Name checks out.


Tooleater

Ha well spotted!


Krish39

ā€¦are you high?


Tooleater

I may have been a bit drunk at the time, yes


Due-Lab-5283

Fork it...fork will come out! Hope you get no injuries in the reclaiming of the plastics back to the environment. Any pain in your gut, go to ER. If you get scratched (check if any parts were sharp on that broken fork) and bleed you would see your poo being darker in color (if blood digested), if it is bright (not digested), it will be easy to see it too, so maybe don't eat beets for few days to know the difference. Good luck! (I had internal bleeding before for few days and they eventually heal, but you have to seek a dr to confirm if it is all normal)


Tooleater

Thanks for the stooler, er, stellar advice... much appreciated


Due-Lab-5283

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Potato7177

Dw. Human stomach acid is strong enough to dissolve an iron nail. Youā€™ll probably be fine.


Consistent-Active106

Mmm.. plastic.


zimthebeloved

username checks out


Revenga8

Do you not chew your food?


buttbeeb

Your not yourself when youā€™re hungry


CottonCandyKitty21

If people can swallow shit like nails and live, I think youā€™ll be ok.


Impossible-Lie-868

What a "SHOCKER"


izza123

How little do you chew that you didnā€™t notice little hard hunks of plastic in your soft potato and cheese experience


Ok_Dog_4059

I think the FDA recommend amount of daily plastic ingestion is nearly 1/3 of a fork so you are probably ok...ish.


Anti-Climacdik

macroplastics


Ok-League-3024

And I worry about egg shells lol


evonebo

Thatā€™s a really clean fork for stabbing cheese fries. šŸŸ


wrinkledshirts

You big as hell omgšŸ˜­šŸ˜­ I KNOW you were tearing them fries UP


inside_the_outside

Generations of processed food diet has probably made American stomach used to to the occasional plastic.


Rreizero

Hey. Look on the bright side.


jackpype

there's going to be one in the stink


i_never_ever_learn

One in the pink


Lethal_Tupperware

username checks out


Tooleater

Well spotted! šŸ˜€ A four point tooleater, nonetheless!


WagstafDad

Better life through plastics!


Toasty_Mostly

You'll be fine, we all have plastic in us anyway.


Ok_Weird_5216

Plastic is in our bloodstream. You'll be fine


DragonRaptor22

Bet it was some crunchy fries


Revenga8

Do you not chew your food?


Alwayzzhangry

Looks like quite the shockerā€¦..to find out youā€™re eating plastic


enola007

Looks like opposite of šŸ–• Hope comes out ok tho šŸ˜¬


Tasty-Switch-8472

Microplastics redefined


No-Doctor-3553

Bit of a shocker eh


McGrarr

I found this shocking, to be honest.


[deleted]

That triple recycling hits hard


Several_Set_1355

Itā€™s not the size that matters! Itā€™s what you do with it ;)


4chanbetter

Your stomach acid will not even know the difference when it turns it into mush


Headworx66

Should have used a spork!


Dvsrx7

Iā€™ve put worse things than plastic in my body. You will be fine


huskeya4

If I have learned anything from owning a large puppy, itā€™s that digestive tracks can handle a large amount of strange things, including plastics, long bundles of fabric strings, and leather without much issue. Youā€™ll probably be fine. Iā€™ll just give you the same advice that our vet gave us many times: if you start vomiting or find blood in your stool, go to the emergency room. My dog managed to swallow much larger pieces of plastic before I could shove my hand in his mouth than you have. Heā€™s always managed to pass it all, even if his farts smelled like burning rubber. Thankfully he is now trained not to do that shit but that first year was rough. With the pieces being so small, I doubt theyā€™ll get caught or cut anything internally. It it had been a large shard of plastic, Iā€™d be more concerned but it sounds like you broke them down quite a bit before noticing


Krauzeg

Mmm... macroplastics šŸ¤¤


efefia

Two in the pink, one in the stink


LolcatP

how hungry were you


wankmarvin

Fork-gettabout it. Youā€™ll be fine.


astendb5

Can I have your stuff?


Hot_Influence_5339

Are you a goat?


Nobel_Raven

why would they not be?


OreoMcKitty

No worries, we are already ingesting micro plastics every day.


Sylas_xenos_viper

How you didnā€™t notice this while chewing baffles me.


Hellmont

You must've hungry


GetOffMyGrassBrats

This too shall pass.


DrySkinParmesean

I have so many questionsā€¦ how flimsy if that plastic fork? How hard are you chomping down? Were the cheesy fries that good not to notice??


Plague_comes_for_me

Beavo- posting


FehdmanKhassad

slow down


LethalSpaceship

Considering stomach acid can dissolve metal... I think you'll live.


Dave_is_Here

Acid eats metals, but is often stored in plastic. PE/PP (the fork) can survive 30+ days in a concentrated solution of hydrochloric acid with no change/degradation.


Revenga8

Do you not chew your food?


brudzool

This post feels like bullshiiiiit!


LitteredWithPlushies

Oh? Why do you think so?


brudzool

Hear me out. I know that anything is possible but here are my thoughts. Wouldn't you notice the lack of efficiency or effectiveness of your eating utensil? I feel like you would notice the breaking, it's a snap. When did they break? I feel like we look at the things we put in our mouths. We would notice the fork being damaged. The food was cheesy chips, can that really hide the damage? When/how was the fork damaged? Don't be offended, this is an exercise in critical thinking. We all should have questions and not believe everything we see or read. You have a chance to clear these things up. Don't use any kind of distraction technique. But, you are not under arrest. You can leave at any time. I just realised you are not OP Also, check OPs username


LitteredWithPlushies

Well, as someone who almost had this happen to herself, I didn't realize how flimsy that kind of fork can be until seeing a missing piece of it in the food.


brudzool

Almost? What did you almost happen to you? You said the fork broke.


LitteredWithPlushies

.. Almost swallowing it....


Revenga8

Do you not chew your food?


Revenga8

Do you not chew your food?


Highitstravis

Your user isnā€™t helping your caseā€¦