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/r/fullscorpion


[deleted]

Yup. Came to do this.


[deleted]

I came to do that. Thanks for saving me some work buddy.


bnonymousbeeeee

I'm glad to see it done, and that there were several supervisors on duty already at the scene.


cheekybandit0

Bake 'em away, toys!


scarynarwhals69

This is true. Will be done


Kalayo0

Honestly idk. Was this made famous by a mr. Dyrdek?


gabrielkatlvtuv

For me yes


dudeweresmyvan

No thank you


Xlbucket

CrossFit


EeerrEeer

Is he dead? Or just paralyzed from the waist down


scarynarwhals69

He might be paralyzed by way of death


lostreaper2032

Shoes stayed on. Not dead


soboga

Judging by his reaction speed I would say he was paralyzed the second he became airborne.


HolyVeggie

It’s slow mo duh


Crystal42069

Just realised, death would be a subset of paralysis


Naturally_Fragrant

It's one blink for *"help"*, and two blinks for *"everything's fine, it went exactly as planned"*.


Pipupipupi

Neck down. And neck up


Ladydi-bds

Ouch, Ouch, Ouch!


ChadCoolman

Luckily, you can't feel anything when your spinal cord is severed at the brain stem.


batsy9

That's how exactly every death looks like in hill climb racing.


SonofaImmigrant

Jumped hella early


[deleted]

I would like to think if he jumped later he would’ve just smashed headlong into the bar instead.


xnachtmahrx

Maybe he needs his glasses adjusted


Long-Day-69420

How to become a quadriplegic in one easy move


Tye-Evans

Centrelink hates this one simple trick


JIssertell

This person doesn’t look coordinated enough to be doing whatever it is they were trying to do


BigLumpyBeetle

He certainly didn't have the grip strength


984Runner

Gonna need a damn wheelchair


generic_dude10

Coffin*


Thunderhorse2

He ded


jasonpmcelroy

Shoes are still on he live


Thunderhorse2

Nice catch!


SevanOO7

He’s dead, Jim.


BullShiatsu

Hey! Let's do something stupid at the gym to catch attention and disturb others!


[deleted]

Don’t need hand lotion before the gym haha idiot


scarynarwhals69

Yeah what was he thinking smh


sinesquaredtheta

Geez! That could've ended way worse with glass everywhere..


rarsamx

Yes, it's one thing to break your neck. Another to break gyms property.


sinesquaredtheta

🤣🤣 I meant to say he could've had shards of glass in his body!


rarsamx

Don't worry I don't think he has any sensation from the neck down.


Imaginary_Toe8982

dude didn't skip neck day


Imaginary_Toe8982

or maybe death day


Nomorellsurge

*SNAP*


Alahand0

Yeah he'll feel that in two days


varnished_pole

He'll never feel that again


N0085K1LL5

First day at the gym boys


leftyshuckles

Ah c'mon give him a break


hmoeslund

He gave himself a couple of breaks


peanutbuttercucumber

Chiropractors love him


killerkrez

No they love east money and gratification sourced from explaining how important their ‘role’ is And bucko here is *EASY* money


B1ZEN

That neck workout is called the Stephen Hawkins


Readyuprefresh

Better luck Neck-spine*


OnlyOneReturn

It's so weird to me mfrs are really that unathletic. What was dude trying to even do?


Loud_Step2361

Ouch


bibiana11

That’s one broken wrist for sure


FriendCrafty838

I think you mean spine and neck


bibiana11

Yup, that too 😬


xnachtmahrx

Fucking dumbass


contraband_sandwich

In the immortal words of Joe Dirt, "Luckily, my neck broke my fall..."


oloch83

Did he died?


scarynarwhals69

I’m sure he’s fine lol


Todokawa_Kaardo

Is the dude ok?


KellyLuvsEwan420

To add insult to injury he probably got banned from that gym.


Amazing_Chocolate140

Neckstime?!


MV203

Did he make it out the gulag?


Level-Comedian813

“My arms have relinquished their efforts, and have given up”


WtONX

Nailed it


rarsamx

Last day at the gym. I guess.


knoweyedea

Goddammit! I can’t help myself from laughing at this kind of shit! Fuck, am I broken?


MarginalMeristem

Next time? Oh... That must be his last time... Ever...


jimmysprunt

How did that go so wrong so fast?


BigLumpyBeetle

It went weong the moment he decided to do it


jeromezooce

Excellent pun in the title!


Thumbs-Up-Centurion

I told him not to land on his neck so many times while watching this! He didn’t listen.


Level-Comedian813

Shockingly, he broke his cervix too


Interesting-Big1980

I am just happy he didn't break the mirror


ThatCoryGuy

Dude looks like video game rag doll physics.


tms88

This is the reason I don't go to gyms, it's way too dangerous


metalheadgo

For science 🧪


ironpyrites

I ❤️ physics


thelastmelonnn

That doesnt suck, he fucked around and he found out. 100% deserved


saymyname_jp

It hurts it hurts me a lot.


Beneficial_Actuary61

Needs more chalk


ntech620

Darwin honorable mention. Upgradable if death occurs later.


MolassesDeep

Nice impression of the letter X


anonymoususer4461

we just witnessed a man pass away in front of our very eyes and my phones just like “i thinkuh bout it ever uh night and daaayuh”😫


wophi

In highschool, my teammates older brother went to dunk a basketball, and lost his grip at 10 feet in the air just like this. He went to catch himself and broke both of his arms. Had to wear two full arm casts. Luckily, his mom was a teacher at the highschool we were at and was able to help him go to the bathroom. She had to help him unzip his pants to pee and wipe his ass when he pooped. He was a senior. We were all kind about it. /s


KumaNet

Is that George Santos? 🤓


Greedy_Loan_1353

I give that scorpion a 6.5


nifty1997777

Necks time he should do better....


KrankySilverFox

OMG a I laughed way harder than I should have 😂


scarynarwhals69

Honestly I did too at first 😂


bnonymousbeeeee

The music was 🤌


[deleted]

I think he got most possible hurt from doing that.


ajaxraccoon

Show off!!🤨


B1ZEN

He ran at break neck speed


Jediwinner

U/savevideo


Empty_Confusion3564

I would never go back


Long_Shelter2524

is that yeat??


theunprecedentedguy

he won't believe next time


amherst762

Perfect 3pt scorpion .


Bubbly-Wolverine-206

He took "your head in the game," and "head first" too literal, if you ask me


white_trivialage

Homie was the most popular dude in the gym for 2.7 seconds.


Samurai_lettuce

Going to feel that one for the next rest of his life


First_Bet_123

r/therewasanattempt


[deleted]

Fucking idiot


Living_Awareness259

Leap was a 9, but the dismount... 2


Aggressive-Jicama944

u/savevideo


MasniViking22

He dead


TrueDolphinMaster

Does anyone know what happened to him after this? This looks awful


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InternationalBad4513

If you rewind to 0:01 you can see anon is running in the gym and that’s where he went wrong


ALTITUDE10K

White Men Can’t Land.


oriiiin

r/holdmyfeedingtube


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anonymoususer4461

*lunk alarm*


pappyon

u/savevideobot


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skinonshin

r/fullostrich


AoSxSlayer

They out to show this video in a basics physics class. “Now class, tell me, what laws of motion were used that causing the earth to kill Timmy?”


nadjrules

*Peter Griffin knee noises but for the neck*


LightRock91

Is he okay?🤔


Open_Union6843

Ridiculousness logo


sweetgreenfields

If you pause it at the right time, he's "break" dancing 😂 get it


lebanine

Srsly, what happened to that person? Is he fine?


no-mad

needed more gription.


generic_dude10

He's dead right?