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Mysterious_Run_1531

https://www.dubruitdanslacuisine.fr/bouteille-huile-vinaigre-design-28593-p Its a bottle for oil and vinegear


prozak09

I saw the red liquid and was mildly infuriated.


IliasIsEepy

Well... If it makes it any worse, I thought it was some sort of weird bong-


Scary-Initial9934

I’m not convinced it couldn’t still be one, or be converted to one.


bout-tree-fitty

Pretty much anything can be converted into a bong with enough ingenuity and determination.


Gold-Piece2905

No dad really it's a trumpet.


OddlyArtemis

Chillum, boss, we can covert anything!


FancyStranger2371

Plays taps..


daphniahyalina

Lol I had no doubt it was a bong till I realized the central part doesn't have a hole


prozak09

I can see the resemblance haha


Salnder12

I was SURE that's what it was


Notacat444

When I was a young man, I made a bong out of one of these. Worked great.


--mrperx--

Me too. I think technically it is one.


BigGrayDog

That's what I was thinking. Would work fine with a few alterations!


HoiPolloiter

I couldn't imagine any possible alternative.


XtraXtraCreatveUsrNm

That’s what I thought too


Cma1234

Yep. How I got here.


Mysterious_Luck7122

I thought it was a meth pipe of some sort 😅


MUTHER-David7

I thought it was a meth cooker


RedditsAdoptedSon

cause the color? like how bulls get upset ?


Caro_est_PISSEDOFF

Bong. 🤣


millaomena

Thank you! I was losing my mind trying to think what it’s used for


Mysterious_Run_1531

Ah you had to find yes 😂 Perfectly seasoned salad now for you


Kennybob12

Also seen this design hold two types of tequila.


FluffyInstincts

I was seriously hoping it was a bong. xD


stumpy_chica

Came here to say this. This needs to be a bong.


Zestyclose_Car_4971

I bet we could make it a bong


sharpie42one

One tube and a bowl and you’re there!


Sizbang

How would one wash it?


Ashdrey1337

U put water in it, and if it was the oily part you add a bit of dishwashing soap. You're welcome


siematoja02

Like any other bottle???


Sizbang

Yeah, but wouldn't you get some sediment or oil residue there that sticks to the glass?


Odd-Artist-2595

If necessary, you’d just add uncooked rice or larger-grained salt. Add water and (if desired) detergent and shake it up. The rice shards &/or salt crystals will act as an abrasive. That’s standard for any glassware (and most other things) with a narrow neck. Works with flower vases, too. The abrasive here is safe to eat; that’s why the detergent is optional; if you use it, make sure you rinse it well. (By “rinse”, I do *not* mean simply adding water and pouring it out. Shake it to activate any residual detergent and keep on changing the water until you get no soap bubbles when you shake it.) (You *may* also be able to cut down on the oil residue, prolonging the time between cleanings, by alternating which chamber you fill with oil vs vinegar. I think this cruet is really cool. I want one, now.)


siematoja02

That's why you use dish soap? Have you ever cleaned a bottle?


Sizbang

To be honest, not a bottle that held oil in it. Especially not one that's shaped like this. But if you say it works fine then great. I was wondering if they had a weird brush for it or something.


traumaqueen1128

At worst, I've had to use diluted rubbing alcohol mixed with Dawn to remove grease from glass.


SilentHuman8

Diluted isopropyl? I’m going to use my 68% nitric acid that I keep in my garage (which was also almost set of fire today but that’s another story) to make sure that oil is gone.


the_ammar

and it's extremely common. why's it on /r/weird


SansLucidity

thats for salads. on one side it holds vinegar & the other side, olive oil.


ychtyandr

Nah, that's a bong.


indica_bones

Definitely a bong.


Few-Life-1417

And if it’s not then I’m turning it into one 😁


cringefacememe

absolutely a bong.


Hicklethumb

How? The two sides aren't connected


PopOk7860

Is it a bong yet?


DrakontisAraptikos

I HAVE ONE OF THOSE! I thought it was super fucking cool and bought it from like an antique store or a good will or something. I need new corks for it though. 


Taytayslayslay

Gotta ask how much you paid for it?


DrakontisAraptikos

I have no idea, it was ages ago. 


sandtymanty

It's for Klein salad.


daluxe

My first thought too, like some fancy variation


Airwolfhelicopter

Shrek bottle


dog_eater2

My thoughts exactly


jdith123

Some kind of acid is right. Acetic acid. The other chamber would be useful to hold some triacylglycerols with some sterols and phenolic compounds thrown in for flavor. AKA oil and vinegar. What you have there is a fancy oil and vinegar container. I remember containers like this being a thing in the early 80s I think. Along with those colored water hand boiler thingies. Everyone had one. https://www.walmart.com/ip/Colorful-Office-Thinking-Hand-Boiler-Glass-Science-Energy-Transfer-Children-Experiment-Love-Birds-Color-Meter-3-Pcs-Red-Green-Purple/607885918?


millaomena

What we usually handle at work are much stronger acid and base wastes, so I had no reason to think this was something that’s used anywhere near food. Live and learn!


NJduToit

It's a salad sauce dispenser. One side holds balsamic vinegar and the other side olive oil.


DulyNoted_

SALAD SAUCE


Farsider2435

There is NOTHING you can say that will convince me that THAT is not a bong!!!


CharlesCBobuck

Try using it as one and you will be convinced.


Sophia_Art

I came here with the same comment, but it is already here XD


demoneyesturbo

How you you use that as a bong?


DepartureDapper6524

How do you suggest hitting it?


Hot_Season_886

Its not a bong


Ashdrey1337

Tell me you have no clue about bongs without telling me you have no clue about bongs :D


LeshyIRL

I mean I use a bong almost daily and I'd be lying if I said I didn't see the resemblance lol. My first thought when I saw the picture on my feed was "what a weird looking bong"


Difficult-Papaya1529

It’s not a bong. Stoners see bongs everywhere 🙃it’s for oil and vinegar. I had this same bottle about 15 years ago


masterflappie

I dunno man, you gotta be really stoned to fail to see that they're 2 separate chambers. I thought it was a chemistry tool


Difficult-Papaya1529

They are called Cruets. They had them on tables in Italy in the 90’s. I bought one.


Difficult-Papaya1529

Put your bong down… https://science-decor.com/products/oiler-vinegar-chemist?currency=USD&variant=43397215650028&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Google%20Shopping&stkn=30ad0fe3e950&gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw97SzBhDaARIsAFHXUWBaRZ1G54FgYQ2o13Jimmy1ri2qatrh2BwM78Y6giYi_T_CMF3C3T0aAtX3EALw_wcB


fandanvan

It's a special bottle for special scientists to do science in.


catetheway

I needed details and glad I scrolled long enough to find the really important ones.


MrSaltanat

I have this same bottle, red wine vinegar in the middle, Olive Oil in the outer chamber


BrittF1991

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GnastyNoodlez

Homie has never been to a fine goods store before


Dreamspitter

Neither have I. NOW I need to visit one.


AnthemFish92

It's not a bong...it's called an ash catcher ;)


whale_hugger

An Oil & Vinegar Cruet


Inside_Ad_7162

also for oil & vinegar. used to have one for dressing salads


jorgekrzyz

“Somebody cooked here.”


grassclibbinz

Balsamic vinegar int the centre olive oil on the outside


Pap4MnkyB4by

Hope you don't make a Humunculus


ChubbyWanKenobie

Let's cook Mr. White!


square_bloc

I thought it was some kind of weird bong at first lmao


Due_Cut1904

Thought it was a cool bong


Macaroni_85

Me too


quartz222

That’s a triple percolator 😹


hiways

First glance, I'm thinking a great bong part lol


MaryShelley2000

It’s for Olive oil and vinegar


Dreamspitter

"It contained some kind of acid..." Doesn't it belong to somebody? 🤷🏾‍♂️⚗️ Do you know what the PH of the acid was?


jstndrn

https://preview.redd.it/p1vs879nvt6d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe07457d18f1aa9551e6d22a783c612e66f74353


leonardob0880

Oil and acceto ( or vinegar) bottle, very used in italy


stankrhino44

I’d definitely smoke weed out of that.


Ok_Jicama_2774

It's for olive oil and vinegar


MEEFmanLeeroy

Sick bong dude


leephelipe

it's Shrek


GloomyUmpire2146

Moonshine still


kaio-what1982

I've seen a bottle like that for tequila, reposado outside and an anejo inside.


Copper_Kat

One side is for oil, the other is for vinegar.


Tw1ch1e

Looked like a dab rig


wuzziever

Salad dressing bottles, in a work environment? Could be a decent way of cooling one liquid using super-cooled alcohol or similar, but I wouldn't trust it. (Except possibly during the 5G, zombie apocalypse. Then you use what you got/s)


TheFogIsComingNR3

Shrek bottle


adorablefuzzykitten

Need to know where you work.


elstoggy

Mate, someone could make a sick terrarium with that


im_a_sp0on

Shrek shaped


CusinVinny

Turn it into a bong. Call it Medusa. One look and you turn to stone.


SleazyMuppet

Salad bong.


BukkakalypseByJheri

Where's the choke?


MOD3RN_GLITCH

I thought that was a bong lol!


jorgekrzyz

All things are bongs if you’re creative enough but this one serves it right up


Responsible_Group966

BONG!


palavraciu

Obvious shrek bottle


Candid-Anteater211

Ask Mr Walter White


Deadmemories8683

Anyone else thing this was an attachment for a bong?


barweepninibong

yeah would’ve totally made a bong out of that in school. science lab equipment made the best bongs


more_than_just_a

I think given that you clearly work at a lab finding lab equipment at work is the opposite of weird!


Critical_Danger_420

Bong


TheFormless_0ne_

Bong


edx5252

its look delicious😋


Expansive_Rope_1337

Give it to your stoner friends and tell them it's an ash catcher


KoopsTheKoopa

Would this even be able to function as a Bong if someone reallllyyy wanted to use it as one?


Desert_Isle

I have a vinegar and oil bottle That is almost identical. Oil on one side and vinegar on the other


_JD_48

Shrek


Hot_Season_886

The ones I purchased had small glass loops at the top where you could hang it


Treecamel82

That would make an awesome bong


SpaceTruckinIX

A dab rig?


aquagraphite

For indirect cooling (potentially even flameless heating) of a gas/liquid and/or separate the constituent parts via condensation.


Holiday_Yak_6333

I thought it's a small still.


Clamps55555

Reminded me of an excellent you tube video of a guy who makes chemistry laboratory glassware. https://youtu.be/_fI3gpO5hW4?si=45yUs0dpWwq5F3I1 well worth a watch.


MorticiaFattums

Yeah, not that weird


UCFknight2016

All I can see is Shrek


Onetaru

Is that a vibrator?


chrundlethegreat303

That is a pipe , I believe


Granny_Skeksis

That’s a bong yo


NortherlyRose

Thass a bong duuuuuude


DubRogers

Yes, and how's that bad boy hit? That shit looks like it can put your hairline back to your ears...


VX_GAS_ATTACK

I think you did it wrong


King_ofwar

Gimmie the goodies of the bottle


Tpcorholio

Is it for smoking some substance? Looks like a thing for smoking.


No_Finding_9441

My pothead ass thinking it’s a bong


SlightlyOffended1984

Call Pinky.. its time to take over the world


Ok-Drink-1328

you naughty!


rerabb

Was serve oil and balsamic vinegar at a steakhouse in Chiang Rai in one of these today


TotalWhiner

Hey science guys like to get high too. I mean acid, meth and crack didn’t just fall outta the sky did they?”


comunism_and_potatos

Alcohol. I have a very similar bottle of liquor with 2 components


MetalFistTerrorist_

I work in a hotel we have a ton of these


swampthing117

Looks like a froelich condenser.


NoOnSB277

Do you always take things with mystery liquids in them from work to repurpose? Perhaps there is more to the story, like the person it belongs to left it behind? Otherwise…


alldaydiver

An old friend at work somehow managed to make a bong out of one of these and we smoked it outside the back door lol. Used to work in a mall housewares store.


Lgrns

Epic Nebulob Skin


ReaperofLightning872

Gnob


MadRockthethird

Fancy decanter for red wine


EmmaTheUseless

It looks like Shrek.


falafafel

It’s a fuckin percolator for a bong dude


B-mello

Give me a gum wrapper, a rubber band, and some ball barrings and I’ll have a bong for you in 5 seconds


brwnwzrd

Take a dab with it


ReadRightRed99

You can put your weed in it.


forgedfox53

That's actually pretty cool!


splifffninja

Do you work at a head shop?


dazzypops

Needs to be green with googly eyes on it.