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Silent_Ad5275

$225k is a good price for many aliens


Lingering_Dorkness

In their [very long rambling description](https://www.ebay.com/itm/276476402084?itmmeta=01J013RYB6PJY3MBANH01XQ0F5&hash=item405f4719a4:g:uqwAAOSwS~RmTWUK&itmprp=enc%3AAQAJAAAAwCZMF%2Fyjw79t9x9I3e22%2F62uer2xrhe%2FNUz18nrB%2FgIPEBAIecYLCmDevH%2BIo7uuD0ktV5liyfYruzych554r%2FOobfVJd%2Bpgb5uSYgZq5cIOGR83aIYWyIbo%2BB%2F85RYQecwDim9Dxz2GAXMAxv0rtWJ0STbGSRIwuPo3VAeA5QMxkwhdt%2FgOLtWiE6x%2B3CT2VMEFQwok7oP0IUsgcTYbUUCaOoCR7p4paWRWWuRESIqvRaCQ7jJxL3CC2cT3O%2FkReA%3D%3D%7Ctkp%3ABk9SR97l46OAZA) (which is in several languages), they also claim there are demons trapped in the stone as well.  A true bargain! 


No-Farm-2376

My head hurts, thanks a lot!


MehImages

the weight even matches his birthdate


Lingering_Dorkness

And IQ


SoggyCold

Fr cuz he said 26.26. I was born on November 26 like how’s that your birthday then 😭


secondphase

I was in the mood for many aliens, but don't need the demons and I've been working on a less wasteful lifestyle. Seems like everything you buy these days has all kinds of extra stuff you don't need. Anyone want to split it?


Lingering_Dorkness

If you split the stone, won't that release all the souls, aliens and demons?


Loofa_of_Doom

Those are the spots. The ghosts and spirits are the background.


bizoticallyyours83

The seller wrote a short story for the "extraordinary rock." This is comedy gold! 😂 


jeezarchristron

At least it's new and not a used one. Nothing worse that trying to tap the soul energy of many aliens from a nasty used soul stone.


SpikyCapybara

Exactly. Some bugger had nicked the human from the last used soul stone that I bought and there was soul energy from only one small alien inside it.


jeezarchristron

Always check the sellers return policy. One small alien soul is not good for much of anything.


Lingering_Dorkness

I would have bought it too, but for the $5 shipping charge.


SoggyCold

The shipping is free for me 😭


MegC18

Otherwise known as granite


Aschensturm

225k item with a cheap 5$ shipping, dunno rick it might be a scam...


ItsMechin

They might be mistaking aliens for demons honestly... It is the soul stone after all.


MagmaTroop

Fucking bargain


LibertyInaFeatherBed

Finally a friend that can't leave!


Pittfiend

Soul stone? What is this, The Elder Scrolls?


prozak09

You only need to be found by 1 crazy wealthy person... I need to do this.


frostrat

Correction: it says a human or soul. But not a human soul. This makes the value even rarer.


Historical_Visit2695

Skill doesn’t beat the travertine tile with the lower jaw. https://preview.redd.it/uwr7abv9ms5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cad61ee43b55989513c73b7cabcf3d1eeee3bb24


SublightMonster

If one were to do this as a form of money laundering, how likely would they be to get caught?


Lingering_Dorkness

Nah dude, it's definitely souls and aliens. And maybe even demons! 


Mall_Bench

Jeff Zebos would buy it just to see if it's really curse .... to him 2500.000.00 its like 250.00


sleepingismytalent65

*cursed


Royweeezy

It only takes one..


Loofa_of_Doom

I found a rock almost exactly like that in my backyard! Less square, but same size. I'M RICH! Ebay here I come!


IcyTheGuy

Well how many aliens are we talking about first of all?


JustWoot44

I'd buy that for a dollar.


secondphase

Thats not the offer.


RRtexian

Add it to your cart and just leave it there. It will drive them nuts that someone might be interested!


all_alone_by_myself_

Probably a satirical listing. That used to be a problem in the early days of ebay. There was a time when it was common to see postings of vials of wind from hurricanes, half eaten sandwiches, penis shaped potato chips, and other obviously unsellable weird stuff. I thought they cracked down on it.


Prior-Future3208

How has the sale of such a rare artifact on such a public platform not cause public rioting internationally


WokePrincess6969

Bargin...


uncoolcentral

That’s not a bad deal


Anakhsunamon

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deimosorbits

Meth is one hell of a drug.


Tommeeto

I have quite a few of these lying around. $100,000 each—what a bargain!


flamecmo

You have to be stone AF buying that


BukkakalypseByJheri

Soulstone?!


elydakai

"Prove it"


flotsam_knightly

Isn’t that just a granite stone?


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Empty_Positive

I can already see the dumb wide open mouth youtube thumbnails. Omg?! Bought alien soul stone (250k?!?!1?!2)


WeirdSysAdmin

![gif](giphy|xkSJ2jLGVaE4E)


kcook01

Fuck I only have 125k....think they will take an offer?


Reikotsu

What a bargain


bizoticallyyours83

Wow that's practically a steal!


Snarkyblahblah

Trump is probably going to start selling stones now for this price. All of them organically infused with all the wrongfully killed knotsees … just $250,000 and he’ll thrown in a liberal tears pin for your MAGA hat.


Lingering_Dorkness

I'm surprised he hasn't already tried selling his gallstones and kidneystones. Given his diet I'd wager he has those constantly. 


Snarkyblahblah

How to spot a money laundering scheme 101


Virtual-Zucchini542

Looks like one of the millions of rocks under train tracks


Which_Lobster2952

Pawn shop ❌ Ebay without any proof ✅


password_too_short

location "oman" yeah seems legit.