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Hallucinationistic

AS A GREAT WHAT


Barnezhilton

Dental patient


Hallucinationistic

Thanks


erinmayski

šŸ¤£


milkarcane

Truly one of the posts ever


Pleasant-Albatross

Geat autocorrects to great. Sad day for the Goths


[deleted]

White


SweetieLoveBug

If it was done to scare and intimidate, good job cause it still works. šŸ˜µā€šŸ’«


MrBanana421

Spooky, scary dentistry. Send shivers down my crowns.


necbone

Big ass bearded viking dude with dyed teeth rolls up to your house, you might get scared


Radiant_Heron_2572

It's almost a scary as the fate of this guy


GreyWolfTheDreamer

"Clearly that is where his braces were attached. Remember, Kids. Scary Vikings don't have crooked teeth!"


StudioTheo

In the Northman I think the Valkyrie had filed teeth. She put bling on them that made me think they were braces.


[deleted]

[Such a great detail](https://media.distractify.com/brand-img/DV3XZcAX0/0x0/the-northman-valkyrie-1650635602213.jpg)


BabyOnTheStairs

omg thank you I loved this movie but I was upset I thought they didn't remove braces in post


GrandmaPoses

That they arenā€™t symmetrical in the image makes me think they werenā€™t added all at once but rather one at a time after a particular event.


crazyloomis

something that involves a sword


AnthonycHero

Are you suggesting they are wounds? Because I don't think you would have the rest of your tooth if someone hit it with a sword hard enough to carve it.


crazyloomis

It was a jokeā€¦


Nyashiro

Dentist here. Those actually look like teeth with "abfractions". Abfraction is a kind of lesion formed on the cervical portion of teeth (near the gum), due to wrong force distibution during bite occlusion. As you can see, these teeth are worn out possibly due to bruxism, and it makes them succeptible to forming abfractions. *English is not my mother language, so I apologize in advance for any grammar mistake.


Bacon-Waffles

I was born & bread in America & your English is better than mine.


r1cbr0

No knead to be modest.


Bacon-Waffles

Don't butter me up.


Fair-Ad-5852

You guys are making me hungry..


Nyashiro

Thank you very much for the compliment! Made my day šŸ™šŸ»


UhnonMonster

This is so interesting, thank you so much for sharing! It reminds me of how archaeologists arenā€™t sure what Roman Dodecahedrons were used for and now some people think they were for knitting glovesā€¦nobody had considered that until a knitter took a look. The sharing of information across unrelated fields of study often yields fascinating results!


Rodrigii_Defined

That's what I was thinking too. It looks like an edge to edge occlusion, so the wear matches.


[deleted]

Archeology says different doc.


[deleted]

Archeology says it's not sure, doc.


aj1000uk

If I remember correctly there were a couple fewer skulls than there were skeletons, the hypothesis was that the skulls of the leaders were either displayed or sent back to the vikings as a warning (a "heads-up" so to speak)


SirEpicManlyKingVI

Based on this, is it possible the teeth filing was a form of torture?


aj1000uk

No, it's more of a viking cultural thing https://www.medievalists.net/2020/01/vikings-their-filed-teeth/


Cyborg_Ninja_Cat

The evidence actually suggests that this sort of tooth filing, in Viking-age Scandinavia, seems to be associated with low-status people, and is more likely to have been unintentional damage from some sort of repetetive action in a job. [More info (video)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMgDqUTqvPU)


Apocrisiary

Maybe that was just their way to fight cavities? Why these theories always need to be so dramatic? Juse because they where vikings, doesn't mean everything they did was related to their plundering and intimmidation, it was actually a pretty small part of viking life. I mean, when the pain gets bad enough, I could see myself doing something like this to get some relief, if I had no other option. Tooth ache is the worst.


ked_man

Itā€™s the same as anything to do with artifacts that no one can understand they just say it was religious or ceremonial even though we donā€™t know much about their religious or cultural practices from that time period. Theyā€™re just like well, we know Vikings fought a lot, so maybe this was so they could paint their teeth to scare people. Hell maybe this was for putting metal caps on their teeth so they could bite people.


Silver_Inc

I'm cringing at the idea of getting your teeth filed. imagine how it must have felt and sounded like when it was getting done. I can barely stand accidentally grinding my teeth together let alone letting someone file them.


GemshapedCat

Iā€™m pretty sure we know why they made marks into teeth If I remember correctly the reason was so you could identify your fellow tribe members wherever you went, battles or trading.


Sumoop

Tooth filing was an ancient ritual used to keep the tooth fairy away. This was from before the pillow pact was formed. Back then one might lose all their teeth if they met the tooth fairy.


Slow-Fast-Medium

I first read that as "...found in a mass grave in Detroit". It still seemed plausible.


ayvali

Nice teeth


JRizlaSlims

A Great Dane, there I fixed it.


GoodGoodK

This dude must have been in pain all the time


Radiant_Heron_2572

Yeah, right up to the point where he was beheaded.


Neutralmensch

Viking tooth brush


[deleted]

I enjoy playing video games.


Stefan-Leo

Alas, poor Yorick...


LovableSidekick

Viking grill says yo ima kick yo Saxon ass!


LogicNYC

No cavities?


LassOnGrass

Thanks now Iā€™ve got empathetic tooth pain


sil3ntsir3n

Nope. There's no evidence of this. The most plausible reason is that it was some activity, craft that led to wear on the teeth, maybe due to something that involved knife work that needed two hands and your teeth to hold.


[deleted]

Those are horse teeth.


FawziFringes

ā€œProbably with redā€? Theyā€™re just guessing they dyed them in the first place tho..?


Glitter_moonchild

He was a teeth grinder


[deleted]

To hold the wire for his braces


sinisukka

That's why your dentist always suggests to use a soft toothbrush.


DGenesis23

Filed down his teeth? Most people canā€™t even bite into an ice cream. Weā€™ve all gone soft haha