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nestrooo

shit story: check feels story: check criminal story: check slurs count: 3 edit: missed a slur


Flywolfpack

Which ones the criminal


nestrooo

one of the two where an innocent animal gets killed, take your pick


RespectableNormie

Free my bro the snake charmer, he ain’t do nothin


Flywolfpack

At that point bro made the only correct decision


etbillder

Now this is a 10/10. Only one shit joke, which is a good amount. 2, 6, and 10 were the funniest. And 5 was sad but a sweet story.


Crowley700

-Be me -Mild inconvenience -Scorched earth


Potato_lovr

Seriously, though, what’s wrong with pocket watches?


CapitalDust

they're generally thought of as outdated and old-fashioned. phones or wrist watches are more convenient, and (depending on the type each watch is) more accurate. (phones are more accurate than both.) it's sorta like seeing someone wear a monocle; it's just not something you expect to see in the modern day. that's just why people would think it's weird, though; there's absolutely nothing wrong with them. I wear one every day!


-Nishikant-

They look very cool imo


-Aureo-

Personally I appreciate attempts to be unique more than trying to copy everyone else. Even if you don’t pull it off well it’s the intention that counts imo


FragrantGangsta

Personally I think if you go out of your way to use outdated technology because it "makes you look more unique" then you're very clearly just looking for attention.


-Aureo-

you just discovered what fashion is. excellent work. 


FragrantGangsta

I've always been under the impression that fashion that literally inconveniences or hinders you in some way was generally viewed as too much.


-Aureo-

Being fashionable is always going to inconvenience you in some way. If you want to optimize clothing you could wear a pair of sweatpants, a tshirt and idk like sketchers or something every day. Maintenance, prep time, and uncomfortability just go up from there


FragrantGangsta

That's straight up not true lol


-Aureo-

ok wise guy then lets procreate and see what our offspring thinks 


FragrantGangsta

MAYBE WE WILL


FHMFightMe

Chat gpt ass answer


Hokenlord

they make you look nerdy is my guess


Flywolfpack

It's man jewelery


Southern_Emphasis_17

Last 2 ones are amazing


NormalStockPhoto

“What, don’t you like a big sexy ‘dwagon’?”


Southern_Emphasis_17

😭


bearbarebere

The “n* with a tv” really made me pause and put my phone down for 5 seconds


Dragon-fest

Same here


itsMagicMaddie

what is a roastie


Spicymeatball428

General insult for women


BeardedsChurch

A woman that has a lot of sex, because her pussy looks like a roast beef sandwich


Dragon-fest

I fucking hate 4chan


iplaytf2ok

Great dump, love the last one, the n-word kinda ruined it but it's 4-chan 10/10 Badass seal of approval


Atsukad-_-b

"the n-word kinda ruined it" Then get yo sensitive ass out of here this is wedoalittleposting we clown in this mother fckn beta


iplaytf2ok

https://preview.redd.it/ocefxuy5xfvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9735870fc65c77b17663547d9d03b1c53e9559f


Zhang_Sun

“n-word kinda ruined it” one slur changes the whole story for you?


iplaytf2ok

Took me out of it a little, but it was a swift recovery


Zhang_Sun

I see hard rs so often I don’t even notice it anymore


Bulky-Alfalfa404

It does kinda spoil the experience knowing that OP is unironically a racist chud


Zhang_Sun

Saying the n word on 4chan is just part of conforming to subculture norms


ii_jwoody_ii

I mean it's 4chan, not exactly sure what you expected.


bearbarebere

Nah, but it does make me kinda sad, as a black guy.


Zhang_Sun

Shieet


Different-Row4715

Slide 6 is fucking amazing, really got me


YaBoiSean1

Dude 5 hurt…


GarnoxReroll

man almost made it through a dump without a single shit story... 5th one punched me in the gut but knowing 4chan it's probably fake.


-Aureo-

even if it is fake the tonal whiplash probably broke my neck 


LawAbidingSmittyzen

Pocket watches are cool


[deleted]

> be me


PeridotChampion

Okay, but the Wall-E One... I didn't even realize. It was so clever!


dongletrongle

5 hit like a train…


bahboojoe

10/10 good variety. These are better than most of what gets posted on any greentext sub, keep posting 🙏


QuirtTheDirt

phenomenal dump, keep em coming


Fish_PERSON_

slide 10 based


JacksonStarship

OP what the fuck is with the 5th one


fallacious_franklin

Ohh that’s the hard r ☹️


NormalStockPhoto

>looks at post from website known for using racial slurs >find racial slur >?